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Rain Man
01-27-2012, 06:21 PM
As a note for others, the Marriott customer service line is an 801 number. If you accidentally read it as an 800 number you get the chance to meet new and exciting women.

And I did this at the office.

On the speaker phone.

L.A. Chieffan
01-27-2012, 06:23 PM
Maybe they can send some girls to your room at the marriott

MIAdragon
01-27-2012, 06:24 PM
Marriott :spock:

Trevo_410
01-27-2012, 06:24 PM
EPIC WIN

Jewish Rabbi
01-27-2012, 06:27 PM
If I made a thread every time I called a sex line, it'd be like petegz starting threads during a game.

Gonzo
01-27-2012, 06:45 PM
Heh, here's a little tidbit.

We had our employee handbooks printed a few years ago. Thousands of employees received it. We have a "help line" of sorts that employees can call to report abusive managers or harassment.
Misprint
Gay sex line

Awesome!
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Dr. Johnny Fever
01-27-2012, 06:49 PM
Heh, here's a little tidbit.

We had our employee handbooks printed a few years ago. Thousands of employees received it. We have a "help line" of sorts that employees can call to report abusive managers or harassment.
Misprint
Gay sex line

Awesome!
Posted via Mobile Device

So basically your management is guilty of abuse and/or harassment of thousands of employees. Have the lawsuit started rolling in yet?

:)

seclark
01-27-2012, 06:51 PM
dear marriott,
that's not my sock. it was there when i checked in.

sec

Gonzo
01-27-2012, 06:52 PM
So basically your management is guilty of abuse and/or harassment of thousands of employees. Have the lawsuit started rolling in yet?

:)

Oh I'm sure... The company is the largest of it's kind in the world. The mistake wasn't detected until after the handbooks were issued.
It made the news and several online LoL lists.
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Buehler445
01-27-2012, 06:55 PM
You could at least get DaFace a hooker.

bevischief
01-27-2012, 06:55 PM
ROFL

Micjones
01-27-2012, 06:59 PM
Brings new meaning to "looking for another job".

HoneyBadger
01-27-2012, 07:08 PM
Did you hang up?

keg in kc
01-27-2012, 07:18 PM
To add to the weirdness of it all, Kevin was somewhat surprised when his wife answered.

TimeForWasp
01-27-2012, 07:28 PM
What was that number again? We wanna see.

http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae74/SmileyRivet/ballchin.png

ClevelandBronco
01-27-2012, 08:20 PM
Did you ask if she wanted to come get comfortable on a new beige rug?

Amnorix
01-27-2012, 10:39 PM
In a similar vein, somewhat over 10 years ago, when the Internet and surfing was still at least somewhat new, I was in a partner's office and we needed to look up something involving Dick's Sporting Goods. He decided to go on the web to find it and just tried www.dicks.com.

That was a grevious error...

Lumpy
01-27-2012, 11:14 PM
In a similar vein, somewhat over 10 years ago, when the Internet and surfing was still at least somewhat new, I was in a partner's office and we needed to look up something involving Dick's Sporting Goods. He decided to go on the web to find it and just tried www.dicks.com.

That was a grevious error...

Heh.

This was quite a few years back, but is still quite hilarious to me...

I was at work and decided to check my personal email. But, instead of typing hotmail.com, I accidentally typed hotmale.com. Unfortunately, my boss, (aka my dad), walked by and... oh, dear lord, the look on his face! There, on the screen, was this guy's junk swinging and all my dad could do was lift his eyebrow and say, "wtf are you looking at?!" ROFL

Needless to say, that incident ranks pretty high on my most embarrassing moments.

Bowser
01-27-2012, 11:17 PM
Heh.

This was quite a few years back, but is still quite hilarious to me...

I was at work and decided to check my personal email. But, instead of typing hotmail.com, I accidentally typed hotmale.com. Unfortunately, my boss, (aka my dad), walked by and... oh, dear lord, the look on his face! There, on the screen, was this guy's junk swinging and all my dad could do was lift his eyebrow and say, "wtf are you looking at?!" ROFL

Needless to say, that incident ranks pretty high on my most embarrassing moments.

Next time don't take half an hour to close the browser after you've been beusted by your dad.

Lumpy
01-27-2012, 11:32 PM
Next time don't take half an hour to close the browser after you've been beusted by your dad.

LMAO Trust me, there's no way in hell I would EVER intentionally access sites like that at work and especially not in front of my dad!

(I only had the browser up for 10 min's... tops. Heh.)

Demonpenz
01-28-2012, 01:20 AM
I remember working at the Church and I typed in yahoo.com but instead typed. BlackCockinmymouth.com on accident The priest of course was pissed (he later bookmarked it)

KcMizzou
01-28-2012, 01:31 AM
True story.

Before I understood the intarwebs, I had my toddler son in my lap, and wanted to show him something cool. (Hell it was new to me... cool toy)

There was no Google yet, (or if there was, I didn't know about it.)

I was at my dad's place (he had the interwebs) and I just typed in "xmen.com"

NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.

That kid still aint' right.

Lumpy
01-28-2012, 01:49 AM
I remember working at the Church and I typed in yahoo.com but instead typed. BlackCockinmymouth.com on accident The priest of course was pissed (he later bookmarked it)

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

Mojo Jojo
01-28-2012, 02:30 AM
Working on project several years ago and searched "Patriotic Quotes"...I was linked to every Nazi website, and because internet use was monitored...couldn't call IT fast enough to explain what happened.

crazycoffey
01-28-2012, 02:50 AM
Quite a few years back, myself and a couple buddies went to OK City for a car stereo convention (IASCA or something like that). At the hotel having a few beers and planning the night I got the idea to call for a call girl. She answered the call and I asked if she had a group discount because there were 4 of us.

She said she didn't "do groups", in a disgusted voice.

I was able to say "oh, now you have morals" before she hung up.

it was funny at the time.

Pioli Zombie
01-28-2012, 05:44 AM
When you call Penn State Admissions you get NAMBLA

milkman
01-28-2012, 10:51 AM
Did you have a poll ready?

Pioli Zombie
01-28-2012, 11:13 AM
One day in 2000 I googled Gore and Bush. I don't even want to say the sights that came up. This is how I learned about snuff.

Saul Good
01-28-2012, 12:36 PM
One time, I tried calling a sex line and wound up talking dirty to some Marriott employee.

Mr. Plow
01-28-2012, 12:51 PM
As a note for others, the Marriott customer service line is an 801 number. If you accidentally read it as an 800 number you get the chance to meet new and exciting women.

And I did this at the office.

On the speaker phone.


You still owe me $9.95 for the first minute, $0.50 for the 23 minutes after.

Saul Good
01-28-2012, 12:57 PM
You still owe me $9.95 for the first minute, $0.50 for the 23 minutes after.

So $10.45 total? That's not a bad deal. I guess it's only fair because the action was all in the first 60 seconds followed by 23 minutes of snoring.

Mr. Plow
01-28-2012, 01:10 PM
So $10.45 total? That's not a bad deal. I guess it's only fair because the action was all in the first 60 seconds followed by 23 minutes of snoring.

Yup. I got all my bills paid while I waited for him to wake up.

shirtsleeve
01-28-2012, 03:44 PM
Phone Sex?

http://youtu.be/bLNLHRIgHPo

big nasty kcnut
01-28-2012, 04:07 PM
So rain man you didn't ask the girl to give you a poll on what kind of girl who's not your wife do you like?

Rain Man
01-28-2012, 04:12 PM
So rain man you didn't ask the girl to give you a poll on what kind of girl who's not your wife do you like?

Honestly, I only got to the part where they were saying, "If you're a man, press 1. If you're a woman, press 2." Now I'm wondering if this next question would have been, "If you want a man, press 3. If you want a woman, press 4. If you want something completely different, press 5."

big nasty kcnut
01-28-2012, 04:35 PM
Oh god i once went to a site for furies and let just say i'm scarred for life.