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gblowfish
01-30-2012, 11:53 AM
Hospital Worker Allegedly Has Sex With Unconscious Patient: Hal Weston Arrested In Logan, Utah

The Huffington Post Andy Campbell First Posted: 01/30/2012

Utah police say they caught a hospital worker in the act of sexually assaulting an unconscious patient.

Cops in Logan say they brought an extremely intoxicated man to the hospital on Jan. 20, after he'd allegedly urinated and fallen asleep in a stranger's home. They put him in the care of 46-year-old hospital worker Hal Weston, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post.

The reporting officer said he only left the patient's room for a few minutes, but when he came back, he allegedly saw Weston performing oral sex on the blacked-out patient.

"The officer walked in the room and pulled the curtain back slightly," the report reads. "The officer observed the unconscious man laying on the hospital bed and the male caregiver performing a sexual act ... The officer summoned hospital security."

Weston was charged with forcible sodomy, fired from his job, and taken to the county jail at about 2 a.m. He was bailed out the next day.

Cops had taken the victim to the hospital after he passed out in a police cruiser, according to the report. Cops called paramedics, who couldn't wake him up at the county clink, so they took him to the hospital.

It's yet unclear what the victim's reaction to the alleged abuse was, or whether he'll still face charges of public urination and trespass, but ABC 4 did get some reaction from Logan Regional Hospital where Weston was arrested:

"Logan Regional Hospital is fully committed to providing our patients with high quality, appropriate medical care," a spokesperson told the station. "The alleged incident goes against our core values and inappropriate actions towards any patient are not tolerated or acceptable. The employee has been terminated. A thorough investigation of the incident is being conducted by Logan City Police Department and the hospital is fully cooperating."

Skyy God
01-30-2012, 11:54 AM
Yeah, but was the vic teabagged?

Chiefnj2
01-30-2012, 11:56 AM
recidivism rates for drunks brought to that hospital are very low.

gblowfish
01-30-2012, 11:59 AM
Logan Regional Hospital should open a urgent care clinic in the Castro District. They'd do big biz.

boogblaster
01-30-2012, 11:59 AM
people in utah say passed out urine tasting pennie tastes good ......

gblowfish
01-30-2012, 12:00 PM
Must be some weird kind of Mormon CPR....

CanadianChief
01-30-2012, 12:02 PM
If you're gonna get charged with forcible sodomy at least go balls deep!!!

WV
01-30-2012, 12:04 PM
Hmmm...bet that sucked.

Deberg_1990
01-30-2012, 12:04 PM
My name is Buck, and i like to.............

lewdog
01-30-2012, 12:06 PM
NOTE TO EVERYONE: Don't bother going to Utah......ever......it sucks.

KCUnited
01-30-2012, 12:09 PM
Tourism slogan:

Head To Utah

Rain Man
01-30-2012, 12:10 PM
That's just an alternate way to test blood pressure. The nurse does that all the time when I get my checkups at Kaiser. No big deal - it's medical.

"Bob" Dobbs
01-30-2012, 12:11 PM
What? They've never heard of mouth-to-lap resuscitation?
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MIAdragon
01-30-2012, 12:18 PM
That's just an alternate way to test blood pressure. The nurse does that all the time when I get my checkups at Kaiser. No big deal - it's medical.

Do you thank him on the way out??

Bwana
01-30-2012, 12:24 PM
Utah- You might have a hard time finding a beer, but our hospital service will blow your mind!

saphojunkie
01-30-2012, 12:24 PM
Salt Lick City.

KCUnited
01-30-2012, 12:30 PM
Utah, we're looking for a few Moremen.

Rain Man
01-30-2012, 12:32 PM
Do you thank him on the way out??

She's really nice. I enjoy having her take my blood pressure, even though it increases the copay by $100 and there's some glitch in their accounting system where I have to pay her in cash.

http://www.s2ki.com/s2000/uploads/gallery/1294793537/gallery_73998_33156_18467327524d345fdd3da94.jpg

mikey23545
01-30-2012, 12:36 PM
Hospital Worker Allegedly Has Sex With Unconscious Patient: Hal Weston Arrested In Logan, Utah

The Huffington Post Andy Campbell First Posted: 01/30/2012

Utah police say they caught a hospital worker in the act of sexually assaulting an unconscious patient.

Cops in Logan say they brought an extremely intoxicated man to the hospital on Jan. 20, after he'd allegedly urinated and fallen asleep in a stranger's home. They put him in the care of 46-year-old hospital worker Hal Weston, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post.

The reporting officer said he only left the patient's room for a few minutes, but when he came back, he allegedly saw Weston performing oral sex on the blacked-out patient.

"The officer walked in the room and pulled the curtain back slightly," the report reads. "The officer observed the unconscious man laying on the hospital bed and the male caregiver performing a sexual act ... The officer summoned hospital security."

Weston was charged with forcible sodomy, fired from his job, and taken to the county jail at about 2 a.m. He was bailed out the next day.

Cops had taken the victim to the hospital after he passed out in a police cruiser, according to the report. Cops called paramedics, who couldn't wake him up at the county clink, so they took him to the hospital.

It's yet unclear what the victim's reaction to the alleged abuse was, or whether he'll still face charges of public urination and trespass, but ABC 4 did get some reaction from Logan Regional Hospital where Weston was arrested:

"Logan Regional Hospital is fully committed to providing our patients with high quality, appropriate medical care," a spokesperson told the station. "The alleged incident goes against our core values and inappropriate actions towards any patient are not tolerated or acceptable. The employee has been terminated. A thorough investigation of the incident is being conducted by Logan City Police Department and the hospital is fully cooperating."

Was this a new national medical plan proposed by Barney Frank?

FringeNC
01-30-2012, 12:42 PM
But when the officer finished the report and went in to check up on his charge, he allegedly found a male medical staffer performing oral sex on the still-unconscious suspect instead of inserting a catheter.

WHAT?

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/53391099-78/officer-hospital-logan-unconscious.html.csp

FringeNC
01-30-2012, 12:44 PM
Was this a new national medical plan proposed by Barney Frank?

Part of the lesser known group man-date rider..

DaKCMan AP
01-30-2012, 12:56 PM
The story below it is even better:

Russell Christopher Hofstad is accused of skinning and eating a cat.

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/22149/slide_22149_625297_large.jpg?1327936303

WV
01-30-2012, 01:37 PM
The story below it is even better:

Russell Christopher Hofstad is accused of skinning and eating a cat.

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/22149/slide_22149_625297_large.jpg?1327936303

Sorry but this isn't even on the same level as unwanted man on man hospital fellatio.

BigCatDaddy
01-30-2012, 01:38 PM
What a shock to be having some nice dream about Megan Fox knobbing on your cobb and then wake up to Hal.

Monty
01-30-2012, 01:43 PM
Sorry but this isn't even on the same level as unwanted man on man hospital fellatio.

Exactly. The other guy only ate a pussy.

saphojunkie
01-30-2012, 01:47 PM
Exactly. The other guy only ate a pussy.

Nailed it.

CanadianChief
01-30-2012, 01:54 PM
Sorry but this isn't even on the same level as unwanted man on man hospital fellatio.

Is there ever really any level of unwanted fellatio?

Iowanian
01-30-2012, 01:55 PM
NOTE TO EVERYONE: Don't bother going to Utah......ever......it sucks.

You've obviously never been to Arches National Park or cliff dived and motor boated coeds at Lake Powell.



That said, the defense will insist that the caregiver only thought the patient was passed out due to an unfortunate snake bite received during the potty break and was merely trying to suck out the poison due to protocol.

Psyko Tek
01-30-2012, 02:44 PM
Must be some weird kind of Mormon CPR....
if that doesn't wake you up what would?

lewdog
01-30-2012, 02:50 PM
You've obviously never been to Arches National Park or cliff dived and motor boated coeds at Lake Powell.



Actually I have done most of that....except the motor boating part.

Sure Utah is beautiful but the people are dull and alcohol is hard to find in many parts. Count me out.

Monty
01-30-2012, 02:53 PM
Awkward moment: Telling your friends that you are going diving with a guy named Cliff.

RockChalk
01-30-2012, 04:36 PM
Is there ever really any level of unwanted fellatio?

Yes. When it's a male caregiver providing the fellatio

Pasta Little Brioni
01-30-2012, 04:43 PM
That was just Sac blowing another Utah O-lineman