View Full Version : Life Have you ever committed murder?
Thig Lyfe
01-30-2012, 07:27 PM
Just wondering.
Simply Red
01-30-2012, 07:28 PM
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
Hammock Parties
01-30-2012, 07:28 PM
Only my future sons and daughters.
Simply Red
01-30-2012, 07:29 PM
http://tinyurl.com/aabcl2
Imon Yourside
01-30-2012, 07:30 PM
Where is the daily option?
http://www.wacky-packages.net/images/Cereal-Killers/cereal-killers-book.jpg
BigMeatballDave
01-30-2012, 07:30 PM
Yes.
I've killed billions of sperm.
listopencil
01-30-2012, 07:30 PM
Murder is illegal killing.
SAUTO
01-30-2012, 07:32 PM
Are you talking to me?
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Gonzo
01-30-2012, 07:39 PM
According to PETA, yes.
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Simply Red
01-30-2012, 07:39 PM
The only Cp'er to commit murder, no longer posts here & quit forever when convicted. miss u bub...
cabletech94
01-30-2012, 07:42 PM
i killed a 6-pack.
just to watch it die.
ClevelandBronco
01-30-2012, 07:45 PM
I wouldn't say I was committed, Bob.
ChiTown
01-30-2012, 07:51 PM
Yes. It was Justifiable Homicide. The bitch stole the remote.
LiveSteam
01-30-2012, 07:55 PM
If I told you,I would have to kill you
lewdog
01-30-2012, 07:56 PM
I used a wire coat hanger once to............
nevermind.
mlyonsd
01-30-2012, 07:57 PM
According to PETA, yes.
Posted via Mobile DeviceThis.
Imon Yourside
01-30-2012, 07:57 PM
I'm told everyday i'm Killing it, 1st you have to define what "it" is.
Chiefs Pantalones
01-30-2012, 08:01 PM
Bitches be runnin' wild man
Simply Red
01-30-2012, 08:04 PM
I'm thinking about killing someone tonight now, Thanks Handsome.
Mojo Jojo
01-30-2012, 08:06 PM
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...
Dayze
01-30-2012, 08:08 PM
http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1065571&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/1065571/chapelle-fif.html)
Pioli Zombie
01-30-2012, 08:09 PM
No, but I masturbate while watching films of car accidents.
rockymtnchief
01-30-2012, 08:12 PM
I've been to a lot of remote places in Montana that are good for hiding bodies. Just sayin...
lewdog
01-30-2012, 08:14 PM
I've been to a lot of remote places in Montana that are good for hiding bodies. Just sayin...
So have I and Lime mortar sure does help to hide the smell.
BigRichard
01-30-2012, 08:15 PM
I shot the sheriff.
rockymtnchief
01-30-2012, 08:17 PM
So have I and Lime mortar sure does help to hide the smell.
You must be stronger than me. It took all the strength I had just to carry the body...err...roll of carpet to the places I go.:evil:
HonestChieffan
01-30-2012, 08:22 PM
many critters
Goldmember
01-30-2012, 08:23 PM
I shot the clerk?
Setsuna
01-30-2012, 08:24 PM
Many insects. Mass murderer.
Johnny Vegas
01-30-2012, 08:25 PM
I just murdered some ass. Bent her over the barrel and showed her the 50 states.
-King-
01-30-2012, 08:26 PM
I shot the sheriff.
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mlyonsd
01-30-2012, 08:27 PM
I shot the sheriff.But I know you'll never find the deputy.
Dayze
01-30-2012, 08:27 PM
I shot the clerk?
I got a cousin who is a lawyer if you need one
Chiefs Pantalones
01-30-2012, 08:29 PM
This is a Chiefs message board, not a Raiders message board.
Goldmember
01-30-2012, 08:31 PM
I got a cousin who is a lawyer if you need one
Does he have a hot gf?
Munson
01-30-2012, 09:12 PM
Yes. I was waiting for the right moment to finally admit it. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Pioli Zombie
01-30-2012, 09:25 PM
Www.doodie.com now with murder
MTG#10
01-30-2012, 09:27 PM
Everyone in this thread is obviously joking, but yes I have truly murdered someone. Three women actually in the 90's. They still haven't found them to this day.
Rain Man
01-30-2012, 09:35 PM
I need a clarification. for the purposes of the poll, does manslaughter count as murder?
mikeyis4dcats.
01-30-2012, 09:35 PM
according to Catholics, yes. But I'm cool with the Episcopalians.
Setsuna
01-30-2012, 09:48 PM
Everyone in this thread is obviously joking, but yes I have truly murdered someone. Three women actually in the 90's. They still haven't found them to this day.
Do me a favor and go tell their families. Please and thank you.
MOhillbilly
01-30-2012, 09:57 PM
I murdered a quart of honey yogurt.
LiveSteam
01-30-2012, 10:32 PM
Everyone in this thread is obviously joking, but yes I have truly murdered someone. Three women actually in the 90's. They still haven't found them to this day.
Did you hide under they're beds?
penguinz
01-31-2012, 07:57 AM
But I know you'll never find the deputy.:spock:
BoneKrusher
01-31-2012, 08:03 AM
i cut off a snakes head once just to see if it could grow another body and it died, does that count?
Earthling
01-31-2012, 08:15 AM
Not yet.
Dartgod
01-31-2012, 08:24 AM
Murderer, man? Murderer? Let me tell you about murder. It's fun, it's easy, and you gonna learn all about it. I'd like you to meet two buddies of mine. We never miss.
Yes, I just murdered this stupid, sophomoric, idiotic thread with a click of a button. . .
BigRichard
01-31-2012, 08:53 AM
I shot the sheriff.
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Q Bitch
Dave Lane
01-31-2012, 08:59 AM
I didn't shoot the deputy...
Thig Lyfe
02-01-2012, 03:31 PM
Yes, I just murdered this stupid, sophomoric, idiotic thread with a click of a button. . .
Sounds like somebody is a bit sensitive about the murder they just committed, probably.
jd1020
02-01-2012, 03:33 PM
I've killed many flies, ants, etc... in my lifetime.
Calcountry
02-01-2012, 03:40 PM
The name is Lucas McCain, and No, they were all in self defense.
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ModSocks
02-01-2012, 03:42 PM
I like to choke my chicken. I beat it till it's limp and lifeless. That counts.
KurtCobain
02-01-2012, 03:44 PM
YES
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Gonzo
02-01-2012, 04:10 PM
YES
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Wait for it...
Wait for it...
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tooge
02-01-2012, 04:24 PM
I like to choke my chicken. I beat it till it's limp and lifeless. That counts.
same here, but I don't ACTUALLY kill it.
Psyko Tek
02-01-2012, 06:09 PM
Why did you hear something?
BillSelfsTrophycase
02-01-2012, 06:39 PM
I shot a man in Reno
LiveSteam
02-01-2012, 07:16 PM
My lil LUVBUG is only 10. About 6 more years & the answer will be yes
Caseyguyrr
02-01-2012, 07:24 PM
since the statutes of limitations never run out on murder or any class A felony, i cant comment on that question
Simplicity
02-01-2012, 07:25 PM
I watched a movie where someone killed someone... Does that make me a witness?
big nasty kcnut
02-01-2012, 07:32 PM
Well there was that one night when people pushed me too far. I wonder do they dig at mile high anymore? ;)
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