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Thig Lyfe
01-30-2012, 07:27 PM
Just wondering.

Simply Red
01-30-2012, 07:28 PM
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know

Hammock Parties
01-30-2012, 07:28 PM
Only my future sons and daughters.

Simply Red
01-30-2012, 07:29 PM
http://tinyurl.com/aabcl2

Imon Yourside
01-30-2012, 07:30 PM
Where is the daily option?

http://www.wacky-packages.net/images/Cereal-Killers/cereal-killers-book.jpg

BigMeatballDave
01-30-2012, 07:30 PM
Yes.

I've killed billions of sperm.

listopencil
01-30-2012, 07:30 PM
Murder is illegal killing.

SAUTO
01-30-2012, 07:32 PM
Are you talking to me?
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Gonzo
01-30-2012, 07:39 PM
According to PETA, yes.
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Simply Red
01-30-2012, 07:39 PM
The only Cp'er to commit murder, no longer posts here & quit forever when convicted. miss u bub...

cabletech94
01-30-2012, 07:42 PM
i killed a 6-pack.
just to watch it die.

ClevelandBronco
01-30-2012, 07:45 PM
I wouldn't say I was committed, Bob.

ChiTown
01-30-2012, 07:51 PM
Yes. It was Justifiable Homicide. The bitch stole the remote.

LiveSteam
01-30-2012, 07:55 PM
If I told you,I would have to kill you

lewdog
01-30-2012, 07:56 PM
I used a wire coat hanger once to............

nevermind.

mlyonsd
01-30-2012, 07:57 PM
According to PETA, yes.
Posted via Mobile DeviceThis.

Imon Yourside
01-30-2012, 07:57 PM
I'm told everyday i'm Killing it, 1st you have to define what "it" is.

Chiefs Pantalones
01-30-2012, 08:01 PM
Bitches be runnin' wild man

Simply Red
01-30-2012, 08:04 PM
I'm thinking about killing someone tonight now, Thanks Handsome.

Mojo Jojo
01-30-2012, 08:06 PM
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...

Dayze
01-30-2012, 08:08 PM
http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1065571&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/1065571/chapelle-fif.html)

Pioli Zombie
01-30-2012, 08:09 PM
No, but I masturbate while watching films of car accidents.

rockymtnchief
01-30-2012, 08:12 PM
I've been to a lot of remote places in Montana that are good for hiding bodies. Just sayin...

lewdog
01-30-2012, 08:14 PM
I've been to a lot of remote places in Montana that are good for hiding bodies. Just sayin...

So have I and Lime mortar sure does help to hide the smell.

BigRichard
01-30-2012, 08:15 PM
I shot the sheriff.

rockymtnchief
01-30-2012, 08:17 PM
So have I and Lime mortar sure does help to hide the smell.

You must be stronger than me. It took all the strength I had just to carry the body...err...roll of carpet to the places I go.:evil:

HonestChieffan
01-30-2012, 08:22 PM
many critters

Goldmember
01-30-2012, 08:23 PM
I shot the clerk?

Setsuna
01-30-2012, 08:24 PM
Many insects. Mass murderer.

Johnny Vegas
01-30-2012, 08:25 PM
I just murdered some ass. Bent her over the barrel and showed her the 50 states.

-King-
01-30-2012, 08:26 PM
I shot the sheriff.
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mlyonsd
01-30-2012, 08:27 PM
I shot the sheriff.But I know you'll never find the deputy.

Dayze
01-30-2012, 08:27 PM
I shot the clerk?

I got a cousin who is a lawyer if you need one

Chiefs Pantalones
01-30-2012, 08:29 PM
This is a Chiefs message board, not a Raiders message board.

Goldmember
01-30-2012, 08:31 PM
I got a cousin who is a lawyer if you need one

Does he have a hot gf?

Munson
01-30-2012, 09:12 PM
Yes. I was waiting for the right moment to finally admit it. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Pioli Zombie
01-30-2012, 09:25 PM
Www.doodie.com now with murder

MTG#10
01-30-2012, 09:27 PM
Everyone in this thread is obviously joking, but yes I have truly murdered someone. Three women actually in the 90's. They still haven't found them to this day.

Rain Man
01-30-2012, 09:35 PM
I need a clarification. for the purposes of the poll, does manslaughter count as murder?

mikeyis4dcats.
01-30-2012, 09:35 PM
according to Catholics, yes. But I'm cool with the Episcopalians.

Setsuna
01-30-2012, 09:48 PM
Everyone in this thread is obviously joking, but yes I have truly murdered someone. Three women actually in the 90's. They still haven't found them to this day.
Do me a favor and go tell their families. Please and thank you.

MOhillbilly
01-30-2012, 09:57 PM
I murdered a quart of honey yogurt.

LiveSteam
01-30-2012, 10:32 PM
Everyone in this thread is obviously joking, but yes I have truly murdered someone. Three women actually in the 90's. They still haven't found them to this day.

Did you hide under they're beds?

penguinz
01-31-2012, 07:57 AM
But I know you'll never find the deputy.:spock:

BoneKrusher
01-31-2012, 08:03 AM
i cut off a snakes head once just to see if it could grow another body and it died, does that count?

Earthling
01-31-2012, 08:15 AM
Not yet.

Dartgod
01-31-2012, 08:24 AM
Murderer, man? Murderer? Let me tell you about murder. It's fun, it's easy, and you gonna learn all about it. I'd like you to meet two buddies of mine. We never miss.

Jack
01-31-2012, 08:46 AM
Yes, I just murdered this stupid, sophomoric, idiotic thread with a click of a button. . .

BigRichard
01-31-2012, 08:53 AM
I shot the sheriff.
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Q Bitch

Dave Lane
01-31-2012, 08:59 AM
I didn't shoot the deputy...

Thig Lyfe
02-01-2012, 03:31 PM
Yes, I just murdered this stupid, sophomoric, idiotic thread with a click of a button. . .

Sounds like somebody is a bit sensitive about the murder they just committed, probably.

jd1020
02-01-2012, 03:33 PM
I've killed many flies, ants, etc... in my lifetime.

Calcountry
02-01-2012, 03:40 PM
The name is Lucas McCain, and No, they were all in self defense.

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ModSocks
02-01-2012, 03:42 PM
I like to choke my chicken. I beat it till it's limp and lifeless. That counts.

KurtCobain
02-01-2012, 03:44 PM
YES
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Gonzo
02-01-2012, 04:10 PM
YES
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Wait for it...
Wait for it...
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tooge
02-01-2012, 04:24 PM
I like to choke my chicken. I beat it till it's limp and lifeless. That counts.

same here, but I don't ACTUALLY kill it.

Psyko Tek
02-01-2012, 06:09 PM
Why did you hear something?

BillSelfsTrophycase
02-01-2012, 06:39 PM
I shot a man in Reno

LiveSteam
02-01-2012, 07:16 PM
My lil LUVBUG is only 10. About 6 more years & the answer will be yes

Caseyguyrr
02-01-2012, 07:24 PM
since the statutes of limitations never run out on murder or any class A felony, i cant comment on that question

Simplicity
02-01-2012, 07:25 PM
I watched a movie where someone killed someone... Does that make me a witness?

big nasty kcnut
02-01-2012, 07:32 PM
Well there was that one night when people pushed me too far. I wonder do they dig at mile high anymore? ;)