Direckshun
01-31-2012, 02:55 PM
Even MORE shits and giggles.
But this time SHIT JUST GOT REAL. (The giggles remain imaginary.)
NO TRADE DOWNS ALLOWED.
Keep in mind, the Chiefs have failed to re-sign Brandon Carr in this hypothetical.
1. Indianapolis Colts -- QB Andrew Luck, Stanford
2. (trade) Washington Redskins -- QB Robert Griffin III, Baylor
3. Minnesota Vikings -- OT Matt Kalil, USC
4. Cleveland Browns -- WR Justin Blackmon, Oklahoma State
5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- CB Morris Claiborne, LSU
6. (trade) St. Louis Rams -- OT Jonathan Martin, Stanford
7. Jacksonville Jaguars -- DE Quentin Coples, North Carolina
8. Miami Dolphins -- OLB Courtney Upshaw, Alabama
9. Carolina Panthers -- DT Michael Brockers, LSU
10. Buffalo Bills -- OT Mike Adams, Ohio State
11. Seattle Seahawks -- QB Ryan Tannehill, Texas A&M
12. Kansas City Chiefs -- RB Trent Richardson, Alabama
13. Arizona Cardinals -- OT Riley Reiff, Iowa
14. Dallas Cowboys -- CB Dre Kirkpatrick, Alabama
15. Philadelphia Eagles -- ILB Luke Kuechly, Boston College
16. New York Jets -- WR Michael Floyd, Notre Dame
17. Cincinnati Bengals -- OG David DeCastro, Stanford
18. San Diego Chargers -- OLB Nick Perry, USC
19. Chicago Bears -- DT Devon Still, Penn State
20. Tennessee Titans -- C Peter Konz, Wisconsin
21. Cincinnati Bengals -- WR Kendall Wright, Baylor
22. Cleveland Browns -- DE Melvin Ingram, South Carolina
23. Detroit Lions -- CB Alonzo Dennard, Nebraska
24. Pittsburgh Steelers -- NT Dontari Poe, Memphis
25. Denver Broncos -- ILB Dont'a Hightower, Alabama
26. Houston Texans -- WR Alshon Jeffrey, South Carolina
27. New England Patriots -- DE/OLB Whitney Mercilus, Illinois
28. Green Bay Packers -- RB David Wilson, Virginia Tech
29. Baltimore Ravens -- ILB Vontaze Burfict, Arizona State
30. San Francisco 49ers -- WR Mohamed Sanu, Rutgers
31. New England Patriots -- CB Stephon Gilmore, South Carolina
32. New York Giants -- TE Dwayne Allen, Clemson
33. St. Louis Rams -- WR Reuben Randle, LSU
34. Indianapolis Colts -- TE Coby Fleener, Stanford
35. Minnesota Vikings -- CB Janoris Jenkins, North Alabama
36. Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- OLB Zach Brown, North Carolina
37. Cleveland Browns -- QB Nick Foles, Arizona
38. Jacksonville Jaguars -- CB Chase Minnifield, Virginia
39. (trade) St. Louis Rams -- OLB Lavonte David, Nebraska
40. Carolina Panthers -- OT Zebrie Sanders, Florida State
41. Buffalo Bills -- OLB Vinny Curry, Marshall
42. Miami Dolphins -- NT Alameda Ta'amu, Washington
43. Kansas City Chiefs -- ?
Options forthcoming in a poll.
Note: I am not including any fat-ass guards like Glenn because they don't fit our offensive system, nor any 4-3 defensive players.
No corners are included here, either, because the value here sucks at corner.
But this time SHIT JUST GOT REAL. (The giggles remain imaginary.)
NO TRADE DOWNS ALLOWED.
Keep in mind, the Chiefs have failed to re-sign Brandon Carr in this hypothetical.
1. Indianapolis Colts -- QB Andrew Luck, Stanford
2. (trade) Washington Redskins -- QB Robert Griffin III, Baylor
3. Minnesota Vikings -- OT Matt Kalil, USC
4. Cleveland Browns -- WR Justin Blackmon, Oklahoma State
5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- CB Morris Claiborne, LSU
6. (trade) St. Louis Rams -- OT Jonathan Martin, Stanford
7. Jacksonville Jaguars -- DE Quentin Coples, North Carolina
8. Miami Dolphins -- OLB Courtney Upshaw, Alabama
9. Carolina Panthers -- DT Michael Brockers, LSU
10. Buffalo Bills -- OT Mike Adams, Ohio State
11. Seattle Seahawks -- QB Ryan Tannehill, Texas A&M
12. Kansas City Chiefs -- RB Trent Richardson, Alabama
13. Arizona Cardinals -- OT Riley Reiff, Iowa
14. Dallas Cowboys -- CB Dre Kirkpatrick, Alabama
15. Philadelphia Eagles -- ILB Luke Kuechly, Boston College
16. New York Jets -- WR Michael Floyd, Notre Dame
17. Cincinnati Bengals -- OG David DeCastro, Stanford
18. San Diego Chargers -- OLB Nick Perry, USC
19. Chicago Bears -- DT Devon Still, Penn State
20. Tennessee Titans -- C Peter Konz, Wisconsin
21. Cincinnati Bengals -- WR Kendall Wright, Baylor
22. Cleveland Browns -- DE Melvin Ingram, South Carolina
23. Detroit Lions -- CB Alonzo Dennard, Nebraska
24. Pittsburgh Steelers -- NT Dontari Poe, Memphis
25. Denver Broncos -- ILB Dont'a Hightower, Alabama
26. Houston Texans -- WR Alshon Jeffrey, South Carolina
27. New England Patriots -- DE/OLB Whitney Mercilus, Illinois
28. Green Bay Packers -- RB David Wilson, Virginia Tech
29. Baltimore Ravens -- ILB Vontaze Burfict, Arizona State
30. San Francisco 49ers -- WR Mohamed Sanu, Rutgers
31. New England Patriots -- CB Stephon Gilmore, South Carolina
32. New York Giants -- TE Dwayne Allen, Clemson
33. St. Louis Rams -- WR Reuben Randle, LSU
34. Indianapolis Colts -- TE Coby Fleener, Stanford
35. Minnesota Vikings -- CB Janoris Jenkins, North Alabama
36. Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- OLB Zach Brown, North Carolina
37. Cleveland Browns -- QB Nick Foles, Arizona
38. Jacksonville Jaguars -- CB Chase Minnifield, Virginia
39. (trade) St. Louis Rams -- OLB Lavonte David, Nebraska
40. Carolina Panthers -- OT Zebrie Sanders, Florida State
41. Buffalo Bills -- OLB Vinny Curry, Marshall
42. Miami Dolphins -- NT Alameda Ta'amu, Washington
43. Kansas City Chiefs -- ?
Options forthcoming in a poll.
Note: I am not including any fat-ass guards like Glenn because they don't fit our offensive system, nor any 4-3 defensive players.
No corners are included here, either, because the value here sucks at corner.