Valentine's Day

[luv]

So, what are you getting/doing for your significant other?

[Donger]

So, what are you getting/doing for your significant other?

A kitchen remodel.

[Otter]

Giving her a titty twister and letting her make me a sammich.

[007]

going to work and earning money for family vacation.

[Garcia Bronco]

PIIHB. It's her favorite.

[Fish]

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[Saulbadguy]

Driving to and from the game tonight.

[lewdog]

Making her cook and clean all day...............

















Topless :D

[loochy]

tacos

[BigMeatballDave]

Giving her a cream stick...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

So, what are you getting/doing for your significant other?

Same thing I got for my non existant gf last year. She's welcome.

[blaise]

Valentines Day is sucky crap, and women are to blame for it. They claim they don't care what they get, but they do.

[seclark]

send flowers to her office.
bottle of wine w/supper
watch her do her exercises while i walk on the treadmill
bust a nut
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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Actually Vday is my ex-wifes bday and I'm again celebrating not being married to her anymore. I'm a hopeless romantic.

[Discuss Thrower]

About 30 minutes of advertiser revenue.

[kysirsoze]

Actually Vday is my ex-wifes bday and I'm again celebrating not being married to her anymore. I'm a hopeless romantic.

Way to make it your own.

I'm cooking for my date because I worked too many years in the restaurant industry to go out tomorrow night. Bad service, rushed food, packed dining rooms. Who needs it? Just go another night for God's sake.

[Dayze]

we're doing a whole lot of nothing. relaxing with a fire, lounging around watching TV.

[Setsuna]

My significant other? I'll be lotioning that bad boy up. Hay oh!

[Omaha]

New Washer/Dryer FTW!

[LiveSteam]

I bought Rosie & her 5 sisters a new white glove. Its gonna be a long night

[vailpass]

A kitchen remodel.

you son of a bitch

[Mr. Flopnuts]

New Washer/Dryer FTW!

They're too fat.

[SuperChief]

My fiance and I agreed to do the whole "make your own gift" for VDay this year. I'm finally breaking down and making her one of those coupon book things. I figure she'll enjoy it.

[Donger]

you son of a bitch

What?

[Brock]

watch her do her exercises while i walk on the treadmill
bust a nut
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that takes coordination.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You can't ask the question and not answer it yourself luv...........

[Fire Me Boy!]

Nothing. We'll celebrate on the weekend.

[DMAC]

My hand will have a beer in it.

[luv]

You can't ask the question and not answer it yourself luv...........

I will tell my baby that I love her tomorrow.

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It will be our 4 year anniversary.

[Iowanian]

I'll probably slap her on the ass and offer to put out.

She told me not to get flowers because they're overpriced and they die, no chocolate because of her run-training schedule, she already bought herself enough jewelry at some broad-parties, and I got her a couple of bottles of stinkem earlier in the year.

Maybe I'll let her off of the hook for dishes or something, but odds are, I'll work late and she'll be parenting alone until I get home around time to put out.

[vailpass]

What?

I believe that is the common designation for all members of the "making the rest of us look bad" club.

[Micjones]

Flowers, chocolates, stuffed animal, card, balloon.
And the man-dangler!

The usual stuff.

[Shogun]

I cooked some good food for us and I bought her favorite perfume and wrote her a cute letter. Then PROCEEDED TO SMASH.

[KC Dan]

Heading to Japan without her...

[journeyscarab]

Sending my wife a bunch of fresh tulips (her favorite). Then we're having our traditional Red Dinner (italian food) with the kids.

[SPchief]

Ill get home from work around 11, strip naked and proceed to let her get on me.

[sedated]

gang bang

[R8RFAN]

I am going to greet mine at the door wearing saran wrap

[stonedstooge]

Going to be My Own Best Friend tomorrow

[vailpass]

I'm serving tube steak smothered in underwear with a nice salt shake to wash it all down.

[Mr. Plow]

Crap.

[Donger]

I believe that is the common designation for all members of the "making the rest of us look bad" club.

Oh. Well, it's actually a pretty obvious trick. We were going to do the kitchen anyway, but I accidentally delayed pulling the trigger on it until tomorrow. So, other than paying for a new kitchen, she's not getting dick.

[luv]

Oh. Well, it's actually a pretty obvious trick. We were going to do the kitchen anyway, but I accidentally delayed pulling the trigger on it until tomorrow. So, other than paying for a new kitchen, she's not getting dick.

Poor woman.

[Nzoner]

We went to Harrah's Casino last Saturday,watched Mizzou beat Baylor at the 810 Zone,did some gambling,went to The Range Steakhouse for a great dinner and then back to gambling until 3 a.m. then upstairs to the room for a late night snack.

Tomorrow I'm taking her to see The Vow and other than that I'm screwed because I have no actual gift as of yet and honestly don't have a damn clue.

[vailpass]

Oh. Well, it's actually a pretty obvious trick. We were going to do the kitchen anyway, but I accidentally delayed pulling the trigger on it until tomorrow. So, other than paying for a new kitchen, she's not getting dick.

Ah, the 'presentation of that which was going to be done anyway as a gift' move eh?

Well played sir, well played.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

homemade cookies, a bottle of perfume, and some gift cards to Pottery Barn.

[Nzoner]

Oh. Well, it's actually a pretty obvious trick. We were going to do the kitchen anyway, but I accidentally delayed pulling the trigger on it until tomorrow. So, other than paying for a new kitchen, she's not getting dick.

I would think after a gift like that she might want dick :shrug:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Tomorrow I'm taking her to see The Vow and other than that I'm screwed because I have no actual gift as of yet and honestly don't have a damn clue.

The gift of letting her fantasize about Channing Tatum while forgetting she's sitting next to you should be all she needs.

[Mr. Plow]

Tomorrow I'm taking her to see The Vow and other than that I'm screwed because I have no actual gift as of yet and honestly don't have a damn clue.

When you figure out a gift, would you mind buying 2 of them and sending one to me? I'll pay you back.

[bevischief]

Gift card for Bed, Bath and Beyond.

[Setsuna]

F all of you people who are in relationships. Yall can go die in a fire! RAAAWWWRR!!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

F all of you people who are in relationships. Yall can go die in a fire! RAAAWWWRR!!

This heh.

[lewdog]

F all of you people who are in relationships. Yall can go die in a fire! RAAAWWWRR!!

I am just in it for the free sex and cooking.

[Deberg_1990]

Tomorrow I'm taking her to see The Vow

Didnt realize you were such a huge Channing Tatum fan.

[Bugeater]

I'm just praying she doesn't look at a calendar.

[Spott]

Not a damn thing.

[Bearcat]

I'm going to fill her with premium.

[Bwana]

I'm taking her to Belize in the near future, she will be getting a card.

[Bowser]

6 plus hours of cunninglingus!!!

[Bowser]

Fucking hacked

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

6 plus hours of cunninglingus!!!

So what will you be doing during that time?

[Bob Dole]

A prepaid burial plot.
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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

A prepaid burial plot.
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That is the gift that keeps on giving... much like a membership in the jelly of the month club.

[luv]

Didnt realize you were such a huge Channing Tatum fan.

Can you blame him?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Can you blame him?

Yes. But that's only because I'm not as good looking. Women are suppossed to be less obsessed with physical appearance.


Yeah right.

[Setsuna]

Can you blame him?

Yes. HORRIBAD actor.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yes. HORRIBAD actor.

Talent doesn't matter. He's hot. Or so I'm told.

[luv]

Yes. But that's only because I'm not as good looking. Women are suppossed to be less obsessed with physical appearance.


Yeah right.

I love his eyes.

[HoneyBadger]

I just started dating my current fling a week ago. So I'll do something low-key. Then we'll bang.

[keg in kc]

I'm buying them a new bottle of vaseline intensive care and some kleenex.

[lewdog]

I just started dating my current fling a week ago. So I'll do something low-key. Then we'll bang.

Read----Mad Dog 20/20 then sex.

[HoneyBadger]

Read----Mad Dog 20/20 then sex.

Isn't that just a drink??

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I love his eyes.

I have eyes. Deep, brown bedroom eyes I'm told.

No don't obsess over me it's too late.

[TrebMaxx]

A few weeks ago Mrs. TrebMaxx made me go furniture shopping for a new bedroom set. The one we have now is a hand me down set\mix match crap that we have had for 20+ years and she has always wanted to pick her own set out. She found a set that she really, really wanted but I played it off telling her I needed to think about it as I have done for years now. I think she figures it was a no-go and she hasn't said anything about it since. Tomorrow when she gets home from work she will have her new bedroom set.

[Nzoner]

Didnt realize you were such a huge Channing Tatum fan.

Can you blame him?

Yes. But that's only because I'm not as good looking. Women are suppossed to be less obsessed with physical appearance.


Yeah right.

I love his eyes.


Okay to hell with all that we're going to see Safe House.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Okay to hell with all that we're going to see Safe House.

LMAO

Good choice Joe.

[lewdog]

Isn't that just a drink??

Yea, it is like a fine wine. Get her drunk then screw. Sounds low key enough to me. Just throwing out ideas for you.

[JD10367]

Same thing I do to her every year: chain her in the basement, break out the earplugs and chainsaw, clean up when I'm done, then go out on Wednesday to pick up next year's model. (It's easier than breaking up with them or marrying them.)

[HoneyBadger]

Its Valentine's Day, Bitches!

[Phobia]

A few weeks ago Mrs. TrebMaxx made me go furniture shopping for a new bedroom set. The one we have now is a hand me down set\mix match crap that we have had for 20+ years and she has always wanted to pick her own set out. She found a set that she really, really wanted but I played it off telling her I needed to think about it as I have done for years now. I think she figures it was a no-go and she hasn't said anything about it since. Tomorrow when she gets home from work she will have her new bedroom set.
Cool. I'll bet it will get a test too.

[Phobia]

I bought my wife some of her favorite coffee.

[Pioli Zombie]

There are 100 women in my office. Im going to go up to each of the hot ones and offer to let them suck my cock. Then in the bosses office im going to offer to fuck her tits. Then in the HR managers office im going to take it out while she's talking to me. Then while im being escorted out im going to hit on the female.

[Spott]

It's Valentines day, time to listen to Slayer all day long.

[Rasputin]

Happy Valintine's Day luv

[tooge]

I married a true woman. She doesn't expect anything on valentines day other than me being a good father and husband. She is wise enough to realize that valentines day is just another Hallmark holliday to sell crap. The kids and I will make her a card on the computer and that is about it. If a woman gets on you for not getting something for v day then she is pretty shallow. I know a few guys that treat their significant others like shit, only to wow them of v day. Really?

[LiveSteam]

I married a true woman. She doesn't expect anything on valentines day other than me being a good father and husband. She is wise enough to realize that valentines day is just another Hallmark holliday to sell crap. The kids and I will make her a card on the computer and that is about it. If a woman gets on you for not getting something for v day then she is pretty shallow. I know a few guys that treat their significant others like shit, only to wow them of v day. Really?

Does your wife have a sister?

[luv]

I married a true woman. She doesn't expect anything on valentines day other than me being a good father and husband. She is wise enough to realize that valentines day is just another Hallmark holliday to sell crap. The kids and I will make her a card on the computer and that is about it. If a woman gets on you for not getting something for v day then she is pretty shallow. I know a few guys that treat their significant others like shit, only to wow them of v day. Really?

I think it's sad whenever there has to be a certain day to remind people to show the ones they love that they appreciate them. I love Valentine's Day just because I'm a romantic, though, and the day seems to be about romance.

[KCUnited]

Bartered a Marshall stack over xmas for my 3 yr old. Since then we've been out in the garage working on a cover of Manowar's "Heart of Steel" for this very moment. I'm going to have him plug in around the time she gets home from work and when the door open it's serenade time. She's 6 months pregnant so we'll be stuck with lite beer, but who cares.

[Rooster]

Refinancing the house and a card.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Bartered a Marshall stack over xmas for my 3 yr old. Since then we've been out in the garage working on a cover of Manowar's "Heart of Steel" for this very moment. I'm going to have him plug in around the time she gets home from work and when the door open it's serenade time. She's 6 months pregnant so we'll be stuck with lite beer, but who cares.

your pregnant wife is drinking lite beer?

[Mr. Plow]

She's 6 months pregnant so we'll be stuck with lite beer, but who cares.


Uhhhh....what?

[luv]

Uhhhh....what?

That's what I thought.

[Lumpy]

Gonzo and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. The only thing we have done in the past is exchange cards. There were a few times when he got me flowers, or a stuffed animal w/ chocolates, but I never really expect to give/receive gifts. It's just another day.

[vailpass]

your pregnant wife is drinking lite beer?

That way you only get lite fetal alcohol syndrome.

[TrebMaxx]

Cool. I'll bet it will get a test too.

Part of the plan! :thumb:

[TrebMaxx]

A few weeks ago Mrs. TrebMaxx made me go furniture shopping for a new bedroom set. The one we have now is a hand me down set\mix match crap that we have had for 20+ years and she has always wanted to pick her own set out. She found a set that she really, really wanted but I played it off telling her I needed to think about it as I have done for years now. I think she figures it was a no-go and she hasn't said anything about it since. Tomorrow when she gets home from work she will have her new bedroom set.

This morning was too funny. We had discussed earlier this week that we would not get anything for each other this Valentine's Day. We say that every year but usually she will get me a card and I will get her a card and some chocolate covered strawberries. She gave me a card this morning and I told her I didn't get anything for her since we said we weren't going to do anything. She seemed a little miffed as she left for work. I have the bedroom all cleared out and I am now waiting for the delivery guys. This will be golden if she stews all day about not getting anything only to be surprised when she gets home and goes into the bedroom.

[Rasputin]

I don't have a significant other, but have been flirting with several girls kind of interested in. Not in any hury for anything serious, I kind of like my single life at the moment. Wouldn't mind just going on a date tho. :(

[luv]

This morning was too funny. We had discussed earlier this week that we would not get anything for each other this Valentine's Day. We say that every year but usually she will get me a card and I will get her a card and some chocolate covered strawberries. She gave me a card this morning and I told her I didn't get anything for her since we said we weren't going to do anything. She seemed a little miffed as she left for work. I have the bedroom all cleared out and I am now waiting for the delivery guys. This will be golden if she stews all day about not getting anything only to be surprised when she gets home and goes into the bedroom.

Light some candles in there too.

[King_Chief_Fan]

Light some candles in there too.

a little champagne and the traditional choc strawberries too

[Bearcat]

Gonzo and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. The only thing we have done in the past is exchange cards. There were a few times when he got me flowers, or a stuffed animal w/ chocolates, but I never really expect to give/receive gifts. It's just another day.

They do exist! :eek:

[Fish]

Gonzo and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. The only thing we have done in the past is exchange cards. There were a few times when he got me flowers, or a stuffed animal w/ chocolates, but I never really expect to give/receive gifts. It's just another day.

Pardon me ma'am, but your pants are aflame.....

Also... any sisters?

[Fish]

Rube Goldberg Valentines Day Bra Remover.... SFW...

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[luv]

They do exist! :eek:

Was there ever really any doubt that Lumpy is every man's dream woman?

[Predarat]

On a radio show I listen to there was a survey on what women want for valntines day. 5% said they want sex. I want one of the 5%.

[R8RFAN]

Pardon me ma'am, but your pants are aflame.....

Also... any sisters?

Hell with that, let's just steal her away from Gonzo

[Raiderhater]

I'm not with anyone, but if I were I'd get her some anal beads. I know she would like those.

[Bearcat]

Was there ever really any doubt that Lumpy is every man's dream woman?

Even in my dreams, the woman says she doesn't care about Valentine's Day, then we end up doing something every year because, well, you know how good women are at communicating how they feel about stuff...

She even said "oh, besides the cards... and the flowers... and stuffed animals... and chocolate".... yeah, it's a little easier to say you don't expect anything while signing for those roses & box of chocolates.

[BigMeatballDave]

I had a bj 6 hrs ago. :)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I had a bj 6 hrs ago. :)

Clay doesn't count

[luv]

I'm not with anyone, but if I were I'd get her some anal beads. I know she would like those.

She probably already has some.

[Frazod]

We've been married for 10 years. Fuck Valentine's Day. And fuck Hallmark.

At some point this weekend we'll go out for a nice dinner. Won't do it tonight because the restaurants are too crowded.

One my divorced female friends called me last week and asked what would be a nice thing to get her new boyfriend for Valentine's Day. I told her steak and blowjob. The. End.

And speaking of St. Valentine's Day, the site of the Massacre is about 10 blocks north of here. Sadly, it's an empty lot now. It would be kind of cool if it was a tourist spot.

[Donger]

I broke down like the big wimp that I am and went out and got what need to make her favorite meal: Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers, Bush's CountryStyle Baked Beans and Strawberries dipped in Gihardelli Dark Chocolate, with a bottle to wasjh it all down.

[luv]

My dad got a "Happy Hearts Day" card in the mail from a lady he dated back in 1992. It's weird because he hasn't seen or talked to her since 1993.

I had an appointment to visit with my personal trainer today, and she gave me a valentine with a mini Luna bar attached to it.

[Donger]

I had an appointment to visit with my personal trainer today, and she gave me a valentine with a mini Luna bar attached to it.

You should've found a trainer that would give you a jumbo, instead.

[sedated]

My dad got a "Happy Hearts Day" card in the mail from a lady he dated back in 1992. It's weird because he hasn't seen or talked to her since 1993.

sounds like someone is craving some dick.

[luv]

sounds like someone is craving some dick.

She's 12 years older than my dad. That's would put her at 72 now.

[Fish]

She's 12 years older than my dad. That's would put her at 72 now.

What's the age cutoff for craving dick?

[Predarat]

I broke down like the big wimp that I am and went out and got what need to make her favorite meal: Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers, Bush's CountryStyle Baked Beans and Strawberries dipped in Gihardelli Dark Chocolate, with a bottle to wasjh it all down.

Thats a good idea, better the going to a crowded restaurant, waiting an hour or longer, getting crappy service, getting crappy food and going home irritated.

[TrebMaxx]

Light some candles in there too.

a little champagne and the traditional choc strawberries too

I don't want to spoil her too much! I think the cash that was dropped down on a new bedroom set is enough. I'm pretty sure she will be happy once she comes home. She called a little bit ago and said she would be home around 4:30. I could tell she was a little pissed because she was short with me on the phone. Can't wait to see her face when she finds out what I got her for Valentines day.

[Jenson71]

Thats a good idea, better the going to a crowded restaurant, waiting an hour or longer, getting crappy service, getting crappy food and going home irritated.

LMAO

The perfect Valentine's day.

[HonestChieffan]

Dozen Red Roses, Dozen Mixed Flower bokay and Im fixin Pork Roast and Sweet Potato Pasta in a butter and sage sauce for dinner.

[Frazod]

I broke down like the big wimp that I am and went out and got what need to make her favorite meal: Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers, Bush's CountryStyle Baked Beans and Strawberries dipped in Gihardelli Dark Chocolate, with a bottle to wasjh it all down.

Is it just me, or does anybody else think baked beans and Valentine's Day just really isn't a winning combo?

:fart:

[Gonzo]

They do exist! :eek:
Meh, she says we don't really celebrate it but we do... I'll be cooking dinner tonight then munching box.
Pardon me ma'am, but your pants are aflame.....

Also... any sisters?
Nope, she has three brothers though. You interested?
Was there ever really any doubt that Lumpy is every man's dream woman?
Yep. My old lady is pretty cool. She turkey hunts with me, can shoot a bow as good as anyone, cleans my house and takes care of my kid. Which is nice. She also likes the Chiefs and puts up with my bullshit. Which is also nice.
Hell with that, let's just steal her away from Gonzo
I have several weapons in my cache. Good from 1 foot to 1,000 yards. Come on over. You're a raiders fan, they'll never convict me.
;)
Even in my dreams, the woman says she doesn't care about Valentine's Day, then we end up doing something every year because, well, you know how good women are at communicating how they feel about stuff...

She even said "oh, besides the cards... and the flowers... and stuffed animals... and chocolate".... yeah, it's a little easier to say you don't expect anything while signing for those roses & box of chocolates.

We always do a little something for V-day but our anniversary is a month away so we focus more on that.

[sedated]

I don't want to spoil her too much! I think the cash that was dropped down on a new bedroom set is enough. I'm pretty sure she will be happy once she comes home. She called a little bit ago and said she would be home around 4:30. I could tell she was a little pissed because she was short with me on the phone. Can't wait to see her face when she finds out what I got her for Valentines day.

Hopefully she's planning to wait until tomorrow to send in the divorce papers.

[TrebMaxx]

Hopefully she's planning to wait until tomorrow to send in the divorce papers.

Wow, that would be something if she handed me some divorce papers when she got home before she see's the bedroom.

[luv]

I don't want to spoil her too much! I think the cash that was dropped down on a new bedroom set is enough. I'm pretty sure she will be happy once she comes home. She called a little bit ago and said she would be home around 4:30. I could tell she was a little pissed because she was short with me on the phone. Can't wait to see her face when she finds out what I got her for Valentines day.

Can't wait to hear how it goes!

[journeyscarab]

The Chiefs picked up a little cooter this Valentines Day.

[TrebMaxx]

Can't wait to hear how it goes!

Turned out great! She said she was a little hurt when I didn't have a card for her this morning and she pouted around all day. Then she said that the new furniture more than made up for it. The rest of the convo is private business. o:-)

[sedated]

Turned out great! She said she was a little hurt when I didn't have a card for her this morning and she pouted around all day. Then she said that the new furniture more than made up for it. The rest of the convo is private business. o:-)

Hope you don't break it on the first day.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Turned out great! She said she was a little hurt when I didn't have a card for her this morning and she pouted around all day. Then she said that the new furniture more than made up for it. The rest of the convo is private business. o:-)

I bet someone's feeling a little guilty about blowing her boss

[MahiMike]

If any man has a woman that requires gifts on this date, she is unworthy of his love.

[luv]

If any man has a woman that requires gifts on this date, she is unworthy of his love.

It's a fun day. Some people are way too serious around here. Yes, there's a reason I quoted you.

[Gadzooks]

I bet someone's feeling a little guilty about blowing her boss

LMAO

[cabletech94]

i had roses sent to the wifes work. they were delivered in the morning. then, the same delivery driver, from the same store returned a few hours later. with another dozen roses in a vase (i didn't send a vase). there was no card with this 2nd batch.
so, i didn't send the 2nd batch. evidently it was the talk of the broads workplace. 2 sets of roses, yep, i don't even have to try to be a good husband, shit just comes naturally.

actually, it would appear that the flower shop thought that they missed her, so they send another batch--this time with no card. wife figured it out, said i was being cheap, for not having a vase (on MY order).

i ended her night with a good backhand.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Turned out great! She said she was a little hurt when I didn't have a card for her this morning and she pouted around all day. Then she said that the new furniture more than made up for it. The rest of the convo is private business. o:-)

PIIHB.... awesome...... fist bump

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

i had roses sent to the wifes work. they were delivered in the morning. then, the same delivery driver, from the same store returned a few hours later. with another dozen roses in a vase (i didn't send a vase). there was no card with this 2nd batch.
so, i didn't send the 2nd batch. evidently it was the talk of the broads workplace. 2 sets of roses, yep, i don't even have to try to be a good husband, shit just comes naturally.

actually, it would appear that the flower shop thought that they missed her, so they send another batch--this time with no card. wife figured it out, said i was being cheap, for not having a vase (on MY order).

i ended her night with a good backhand.

They were from me. Hey I'm sorry but you're wife is a special lady. I'm sure you know what I mean.

[cabletech94]

They were from me. Hey I'm sorry but you're wife is a special lady. I'm sure you know what I mean.

:clap:

well played my frenemy. well played.

:clap:

[Easy 6]

VALENTINES DAYS FOR PILLOWBITERS AND POLESMOKERS!/no current steady

[JD10367]

I gave my wife a hot dog.

No, really. I took her for dinner to a hot dog place. :shrug: I figured it was the only place without a line.

[keg in kc]

I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.

[cabletech94]

I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.

big tv?

[Raiderhater]

I have several weapons in my cache. Good from 1 foot to 1,000 yards. Come on over. You're a raiders fan, they'll never convict me.
;)


They would probably give you a medal.

[JD10367]

I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.

RealDoll^TM

[Raiderhater]

I bet someone's feeling a little guilty about blowing her boss


Literally LOL

[In58men]

I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.


12 pack of Firestone DBA and pop in Wedding Crashers.

[FAX]

We are going out this coming weekend on account of the fact that every restaurant in the city will be packed and my favorite place is booked up ... no reservations available.

So, I made the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX a cherry pie from scratch. I changed up my pastry recipe a little and it worked out great. I increased the shortening slightly and cut back a tad on the water. It's a much better recipe and she loved it. I served the cherry pie warm out of the oven with a scoop of real vanilla ice cream. She's one very happy girl right now so I feel pretty good about my chances.

FAX

[Gadzooks]

It's better to spend the money on March 14th, (Steak and BJ day).
You can spend half the dough on a good steak and a good hooker compared to what you would spend on a dozen roses and a box of chocolates the days before Valentines, plus you get a steak!
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[Lumpy]

Was there ever really any doubt that Lumpy is every man's dream woman?

ROFL Not hardly, Ms. Luv. I can be just as moody and annoying as the majority of women, (no offense btw).

But seriously, I don't think there should be a "special" day dedicated to romance, (outside of an anniversary anyway). If you want to do something nice for the one you love, it should happen spontaneously.

[Bearcat]

But seriously, I don't think there should be a "special" day dedicated to romance, (outside of an anniversary anyway). If you want to do something nice for the one you love, it should happen spontaneously.

So, what did he get you this year... :rolleyes:

[Spott]

I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.

This is my 11th in a row. After a while it's just another day on the calendar and you don't even think about it.

[Lumpy]

So, what did he get you this year... :rolleyes:

Absolutely nothing. Not even a card. However, he did do the dishes and made an incredible dinner... grilled Salmon and broccoli. But that's nothing out of the ordinary.

[Bearcat]

Absolutely nothing. Not even a card. However, he did do the dishes and made an incredible dinner... grilled Salmon and broccoli. But that's nothing out of the ordinary.

That bastard!

[keg in kc]

This is my 11th in a row. After a while it's just another day on the calendar and you don't even think about it.It can't really reach that state for me, since I was born on February 15th. aka 'the day after'

[Lumpy]

That bastard!

Hey, now. I don't need to slave over the dishes and my belly is full. I'm a happy camper! :thumb:

[Bearcat]

This is my 11th in a row. After a while it's just another day on the calendar and you don't even think about it.

When I was younger, there was a certain bitterness to it, but after living with roommates for a few years, dealing with some dramatic relationships/friendships, and then finally getting my own place last year, I no longer feel like it's something I have to do or 'fix' (and my mom has stopped asking about grandkids :hmmm: ).

[MahiMike]

It's a fun day. Some people are way too serious around here. Yes, there's a reason I quoted you.

It's not a fun day. It's a made up marketing scheme designed by women! My wife makes sure I don't buy any of the overpriced junk on this day. Now if I wanna take her out next week, that's ok but not required.

Now THAT is true love.

[Spott]

When I was younger, there was a certain bitterness to it, but after living with roommates for a few years, dealing with some dramatic relationships/friendships, and then finally getting my own place last year, I no longer feel like it's something I have to do or 'fix' (and my mom has stopped asking about grandkids :hmmm: ).

Yeah, I've always been independent and I actually prefer being single and not having to put up with all the drama that goes with relationships. Not to mention I have been able to save up a ton of money compared to what I had back in the day when I was married. :)

[Bugeater]

I celebrated by not divorcing my wife.

[keg in kc]

Oh, don't read any kind of sadness in my comments about this being another single valentine's day. I'm really, really bad at relationships. I don't think there's ever been a period in my life where I've been more unhappy then when I was married. I'm one of those rare people that for whatever reason works better on my own. Completely a choice, not a victim of circumstance in any way, and not lamenting anything.

[luv]

ROFL Not hardly, Ms. Luv. I can be just as moody and annoying as the majority of women, (no offense btw).

But seriously, I don't think there should be a "special" day dedicated to romance, (outside of an anniversary anyway). If you want to do something nice for the one you love, it should happen spontaneously.

Not hardly? Wanna take a vote? :p

It's a fun day. At least it should be. While I agree it shouldn't be a mandatory big deal, it humors me that so many people make a point to play it off to be nothing. And I don't see why it's a woman's holiday. Women have valentines too, don't they? I think that we, as women, need to make a point to do something nice for our valentines instead of "expecting" them to do something for us. Does it have to be today? No. But today is just a reminder that we need to appreciate those who mean something to us, and that doesn't have to be a spouse or SO.

I'm a romantic, and I like hearing about what people do for others.

[keg in kc]

I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials. Apparently "love" can only be expressed by diamonds.

[luv]

I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials. Apparently "love" can only be expressed by diamonds.

Only if you buy into the commercial aspect of it. Showing someone you appreciate them doesn't have to mean buying them stuff.

[keg in kc]

Only if you buy into the commercial aspect of it. Showing someone you appreciate them doesn't have to mean buying them stuff.I'm not sure what that has to do with me disliking jewelry commercials, but okay.

[luv]

I'm not sure what that has to do with me disliking jewelry commercials, but okay.

Must have misread. My bad.

[Bugeater]

I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials. Apparently "love" can only be expressed by diamonds.
You mean there are other ways to express love other than purchasing something for twice its actual value? The hell you say.

[luv]

You mean there are other ways to express love other than purchasing something for twice its actual value? The hell you say.

Wait, this is basically what I said. Maybe I didn't misread?

[keg in kc]

Remember: every kiss begins with K.

And he went to Jared.

Which confuses me, because I thought Jared was about losing weight by eating subs.

[Lumpy]

I appreciate you, Luv!

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[Pablo]

I cooked my gf dinner and bought her some stuff for her upcoming cruise and she bought me a food processor/blender/juicer thing.

V Day win. Gifts are fun no matter the holiday.

[keg in kc]

Wait, this is basically what I said. Maybe I didn't misread?I'm not sure what could be misread or misinterpreted. Let's break it down into simpler terms just to clarify...

I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials.

The rest was just a additional comment on the nature of the commercials themselves.

If people want to buy jewelry that's fine; it's only the commercials themselves that bug me. Jewelry chains just go into overdrive.

[RJ]

This afternoon we sat together just talking and drinking Tequila Rose in front of the fireplace. Later I read poetry aloud while I massaged her feet and painted her toenails. And of course I scrubbed all the toilets.

Not sure yet what I can do special for Valentines Day.

[Bugeater]

Wait, this is basically what I said. Maybe I didn't misread?
No, you misread.

[FAX]

Confucius said; "Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without." Connie was always saying stuff like that.

Then there was Marilyn Monroe who convinced almost all the girls that diamonds last longer than dudes - which is true. So, regardless of how much they cost or what they're worth or how broke you go buying them, diamonds can get you in the sack with a young, nubile, green-eyed, blond faster than you can ask how many Mods it takes to screw in a light bulb.

FAX

[luv]

I'm not sure what could be misread or misinterpreted. Let's break it down into simpler terms just to clarify...

I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials.

The rest was just a additional comment on the nature of the commercials themselves.

If people want to buy jewelry that's fine; it's only the commercials themselves that bug me. Jewelry chains just go into overdrive.

I just read more into it. No need to simplify whenever I was simply over complicating.

[Raiderhater]

This afternoon we sat together just talking and drinking Tequila Rose in front of the fireplace. Later I read poetry aloud while I massaged her feet and painted her toenails. And of course I scrubbed all the toilets.

Not sure yet what I can do special for Valentines Day.


:spock:

[ReynardMuldrake]

I proposed to my girlfriend today. She said yes.

[keg in kc]

Grats dude.

[doomy3]

I proposed to my girlfriend today. She said yes.

Awesome man! Congrats!

[Fire Me Boy!]

Remember: every kiss begins with K.

And he went to Jared.

Which confuses me, because I thought Jared was about losing weight by eating subs.

They go to Kay for the jewelry, they go to Jared for the foot-long.

[Bwana]

This afternoon we sat together just talking and drinking Tequila Rose in front of the fireplace. Later I read poetry aloud while I massaged her feet and painted her toenails. And of course I scrubbed all the toilets.

Not sure yet what I can do special for Valentines Day.

Gaz?! :)

[Bwana]

Gaz?! :)

Oh wait, no Mr. Bubble. :shake:

[seclark]

send flowers to her office.
bottle of wine w/supper
watch her do her exercises while i walk on the treadmill
bust a nut
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small change of plans.
sent the flowers.
she ran some candy and vday shit by to give to the grandkids.
i drank the wine and 4beers while watching the blues game.
woke up on the recliner at 3:30 this morning.
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[Graystoke]

small change of plans.
sent the flowers.
she ran some candy and vday shit by to give to the grandkids.
i drank the wine and 4beers while watching the blues game.
woke up on the recliner at 3:30 this morning.
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Sounds like your VD was better then mine.

[Rasputin]

No puntang for me, had to work anyways. Oh well.

[Frazod]

Sounds like your VD was better then mine.

They have a shot for that, you know.

[journeyscarab]

Sent my wife 30 fresh tulips - her favorite flowers. She gave me a big Reese peanut butter hand a homemade card. She puts together a nice red themed dinner with a red velvet cake and we give our kids goodie bags with candy and homemade cards she made. Nice evening.

[Gonzo]

I did the dishes, grilled sum Salmon with crushed peppercorn and a chipotle glaze, steamed some broccoli and then crashed on the couch.

It was a long day yesterday.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I was home from work with a stomach virus or something. I spent much of the day shitting and watching Law & Order.

[bevischief]

I was home from work with a stomach virus or something. I spent much of the day shitting and watching Law & Order.

There is always Law & Order on some channel 24/7.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There is always Law & Order on some channel 24/7.

Exactly... which is one of the reasons I don't always mind being sick in front of the tv.