A Valentine's Day Bullshart Test

[Nzoner]

Here's a stupid game that's full of shit that will hopefully lead to some hilarity to replace those Hearts with Sharts.Simply think of a song,movie,saying or whatever and replace the word heart with shart.

Like

I Left My Shart in San Francisco

[KC_Lee]

Bret the Shartman Shart, founding member of the Shart Foundation.

[loochy]

Campbell's Sharty Soup...it eats like a meal

[KC_Lee]

And who can forget the classic Rush song "Closer to the Shart".

[loochy]

Once upon a time I was feeling so good
Now I'm only smelling a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the shart

Turn around, brown eye
Every now and then I smell a fart
Turn around, brown eye
Every now and then I smell a fart

Turnaround, I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and fart
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the result of the shart

[Dartgod]

Owner of a Lonely Shart - Yes

Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser

See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and that's the only way

Shake - shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely shart
Owner of a lonely shart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken shart
Owner of a lonely shart

Say - you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before

Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he dancin' one and only
You - lose yourself
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed

Owner of a lonely shart
Owner of a lonely shart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken shart
Owner of a lonely shart

Owner of a lonely shart

After my own decision
They confused me so
My love said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to go
Look before you leap
And don't you hesitate at all - no no
Owner of a lonely shart

Owner of a lonely shart


Owner of a lonely shart
Owner of a lonely shart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken shart
Owner of a lonely shart
(repeat)

Owner of a lonely shart

Sooner or later each conclusion
Will decide the lonely shart
It will excite it will delight
It will give a better start

Owner of a lonely shart

Owner of a lonely shart


Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Just receive it

Owner of a lonely shart

[KC_Lee]

Once upon a time I was feeling so good
Now I'm only smelling a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the shart

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Aries Walker]

Stop Dragging My Shart Around.

[Dartgod]

Then there's Shartless by the band Shart

The doctor said "Come back again next week, I think that you need me."
All she did was cry
She wanted to die
"Doctor when can you see me?"
There's a guy out there! Seems like he's everywhere!
It just ain't fair!

shartless-shartless! Never out of control
shartless-shartless! Sin in the name of rock and roll
shartless-shartless! He thinks it's so cool to be cold
Never realize the way love dies when you crucify it's soul

Late night in the penthouse room, the fire is burning
Shadows are warm, laying in his arms she answers his yearning
Her eyes are filled with sand

shartless-shartless! Never out of control
shartless-shartless! Sin in the name of rock and roll
shartless-shartless! He thinks it's so cool to be cold
Never realize the way love dies when you crucify it's soul

[Dartgod]

Achy Breaky Shart - Billy Ray Cyrus

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Deep in the Shart of Texas

[KC_Lee]

"Some of our guys need to go see the wizard because we don't have a lot of shart!" - Brian Cox 1996

[Dartgod]

My Shart Will Go On - Celine Dion

Hungry Shart - Bruce Springsteen

Straight from the Shart - Bryan Adams

Don't Go Breaking My Shart - Elton John & Kiki Dee

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Sharts Club Band - The Beatles

[DMAC]

My mothers maiden name is Shart.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Tebow plays with alot of shart

[Nzoner]

Hungry Shart - Bruce Springsteen



Or his lyrics

"Two sharts are better than one
two sharts can get the job done"


Ok I'll have to check later I have to hit the streets today

[Dartgod]

Piece of My Shart - Janis Joplin

Your Cheatin' Shart - Patsy Cline

Shartbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley

Shartache Tonight - The Eagles

Sheer Shart Attack - Queen

[Dartgod]

Shart-Shaped Box - Nirvana

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Tried to hold in a fart, but you're too late. You give shart's a bad name...

[Dartgod]

Unchain My Shart - Ray Charles

And some Movie titles;

Braveshart

Dragonshart

[Dartgod]

The Tell-Tale Shart by Edgar Allen Poe

[Lumpy]

My Shart

My shart aches
My shart breaks
My shart is scattered around
My shart hurts
My shart spurts
Blood all over the ground
My shart splits
My shart hits
The cold, hard floor
My shart smashes
My shart crashes
My shart is whole no more

:D

[luv]

Don't Go Breaking My Shart

[Baby Lee]

You're a . . . shartbreaker, cream maker, loaf taker don't you mess around with me.

[Lumpy]

You're a . . . shartbreaker, cream maker, loaf taker don't you mess around with me.

LMAO

[Rasputin]

Bon Jovi

Shot through the shart and your to blame, darlin you give love a bad name (bad name)

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Don't smell my shart
My stinky, smelly shart
I just don't think you understand
That if you smell my shart
My stinky, smell shart
You might throw up on this man

[Dartgod]

Some famous quotes...

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own sharts.
Albert Einstein

If I can stop one shart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.
Emily Dickinson

To wear your shart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
Margaret Thatcher

The shart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his shart.
Benjamin Franklin

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at shart.
Anne Frank

A good head and a good shart are always a formidable combination.
Nelson Mandela

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the shart.
Helen Keller

Only God can look at somebody's shart.
Joel Osteen