Eric Winston Rep Thread

[CaliforniaChief]

Possibly the first time ever but we have literally lived and died through this. Let it fly, peeps.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Hell yeah, I dont think ill ever be so happy about signing a right tackle

[Fritz88]

Someone quickly cup my balls.
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[gblowfish]

Hurt me worse than Norfolk State!

[JoeyChuckles]

Yeah, but can he kick field goals?

[mdchiefsfan]

Hell yeah, I dont think ill ever be so happy about signing a right tackle

With Barry Richardson as our right tackle I think most of us would've taken Dexter McCluster as his replacement.

[mnchiefsguy]

Yes!

[Baby Lee]

Any time Chiefs can snag Best FA ____ available, it's probably pretty good news.

[cabletech94]

i wanna be rich!!!!!!

[Fat Elvis]

Bye Bye Barry!

Hola Senor Winston!

[Old Dog]

Sweet....see ya Barry

[Braincase]

Nice move, Chiefs!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Best....offseason....ever

[MTG#10]

Peyton Manning

[Bwana]

Sweet! I'm glad old cue ball got it done.

[CaliforniaChief]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/1478145217_aa27586203_o.gif

[Just Passin' By]

That's one hell of an upgrade

[Old Dog]

Now if we could just get him someone worth protecting.....

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Now we can really protect a Quarterback with Downs syndrome.

[Sassy Squatch]

The only surprising thing at this point is that Maas initialy scooped it.

[sedated]

WinstonPlanet?

[Toadkiller]

F yeah! Now we have room in the draft to not be predictable.

[CaliforniaChief]

My rep stick has been spent. Winston Planet it is!

[WhitiE]

good stuff

[Epic Fail 007]

Peyton Manning

Hes a bobble head at this point.

[TheGuardian]

Fuck yeah bitches!

[HoneyBadger]

Peyton who??

[Great Expectations]

Awesome

[Tribal Warfare]

bring in up boys , ( chest bump) for Audrey 2

[pr_capone]

gimme some!

[NJChiefsFan]

Peyton who??

Hillis. Don't worry, already got him.

[prhom]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/1478145217_aa27586203_o.gif

Yeah!!!

[Red Beans]

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Lights a cig...

[Stryker]

Complete AWESOMENESS! I have been holding my breath as well. I heard him talk on Sirius NFL and he seems like a very smart man. If he brings to the table what he brought in Houston this will be better than ever.

Bary Rchardson? SEE YA!

Now, lets get Tolbert and Crotchery! :p

[KChiefer]

I will always remember where I was when I learned Winston is a chief; cruising CP, unshowered, with a poop on-deck.

[Bugeater]

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[Red Brooklyn]

PBJ

[Simplicity]

He must've had to go through a course lined with cones and candy wrappers.

[gblowfish]

Matt Casshole is home beating off into a gym sock right about now...

[Sassy Squatch]

LMFAO. at first glance that actualy resembled Winston ringing the bell

[cabletech94]

sorry, boys. outta REP here too. the south shall rise again!!!!

i love CP!!!!

[cabletech94]

Matt Casshole is home beating off into a gym sock right about now...

might be the best post of the year, besides the initial signing of Winston.

well, until manning signs with us, that is.

[philfree]

:clap:

[NJChiefsFan]

might be the best post of the year, besides the initial signing of Winston.

well, until manning signs with us, that is.

The sock will be on the other hand if that happens.

[Simplicity]

Matt Casshole is home beating off into a gym sock right about now...

Is this before or after he ran into the CP aids tree?

[RealSNR]

WE DID IT FELLAS.

It was the high compliments we paid to his wife. I just know it.

[carlos3652]

in.

[Dave Lane]

Hurt me worse than Norfolk State!

Wow wouldn't that be the thread about the SUV wreck?

I think that was the Mizzou band wagon.

[Predarat]

Awesome news! Now they need a QB to protect!

[Old Dog]

Caught up to this point

[tredadda]

Outstanding signing. We needed a RT and he got a good young one. Good job Pioli. Now all we need is a NT.

[Old Dog]

Outstanding signing. We needed a RT and he got a good young one. Good job Pioli. Now all we need is a NT.

Cough...QB....cough

[Dave Lane]

He's probably gonna die in a plane crash on the way to training camp this year that's the kinda luck we Chiefs fans have

[lewdog]

Good signing but doesn't make up for the fact we don't have a QB and that Pioli's comments about "competition" for Cassel in camp have been whittled down to Stanzi/Quinn.

[tredadda]

Cough...QB....cough

I know, but we are running out of those options this year. Fix what is fixable. None of the FA QB's impresses me except Manning and we all but have no chance at him. Since we don't need a FA QB (in spite of the Quinn signing), and the only two worth anything in the draft will be gone by the time we pick, we might as well address other needs. Then get our QB next year (as much as it pains me to say that).

[Old Dog]

OK, Mr tredadda (that was said/typed in my best Fax voice)
Had you originally said that, I would have agreed with your take.

[tredadda]

OK, Mr tredadda (that was said/typed in my best Fax voice)
Had you originally said that, I would have agreed with your take.

Fair enough. Easier to get message out in real conversation than over the internet.

[Fat Elvis]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/1478145217_aa27586203_o.gif

Looks like this guy and Winston visit the same barber.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2006/08/eric-winston-180.jpg

[Micjones]

Fuck you Pioli! Fuck you Clark Hunt!
You cheap bastards!!! Wait...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Fuck you Pioli! Fuck you Clark Hunt!
You cheap bastards!!! Wait...

Can't wait for..."THEY OVERPAID!!!!"

[whoman69]

Awesome news! Now they need a QB to protect!

Spot on. Let the Cassel apologists make excuses next year.

[hometeam]

Someone make Winston gif!

[ChiefFripp]

I wonder if Peyton would have agreed to visit us if he knew we had this guy to solidify the line.

[Rasputin]

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[Braincase]

Gentlemen, I give you... The Winston Cup!

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[evolve27]

Chiefs Wins ton with WINSTON!

[RealSNR]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/01/21/science/castaway533.jpg

[58-4ever]

I'm happy. Does anyone find it odd that our team is getting a lot whiter?

[WhiteWhale]

I'm happy. Does anyone find it odd that our team is getting a lot whiter?

Romeo is racist.

[zonachief]

I'm happy. Does anyone find it odd that our team is getting a lot whiter?

patriot way???

[RealSNR]

I heard this leaked out of the conference room when things got REALLY heated in negotiations. Scott Pioli got really angry and said, "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." And Eric just looked at him and said, "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!"

Not only did Winston sick burn him, but he called him a nancy, too!

[Rausch]

Eric Winston Rep Thread

Tried to FAP more.

Could not.




Sprained my prostate.










Hurts...so...very...much...

[RealSNR]

I think Winston was once played in a movie by John Hurt

[RealSNR]

Tried to FAP more.

Could not.




Sprained my prostate.



Hurts...so...very...much...
"Never, never, never give up."

-Winston

[cabletech94]

Tried to FAP more.

Could not.




Sprained my prostate.










Hurts...so...very...much...

but doesn't it feel soooooooooooooo good?

[Shaid]

It's sad that we're so happy about this but damn it's been a rough couple of years with BRich. Thank you Pioli, very nice move!

[Strongside]

Eric Winston Churchill

http://i.imgur.com/lrQPB.jpg

If it wasn't for Winston...

http://i.imgur.com/YeTK3.jpg

[beach tribe]

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I'll raise you.
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[Ugly Duck]

Raiderfans hate this move. In an envious kinda way....

[BossChief]

I'm happy. Does anyone find it odd that our team is getting a lot whiter?

Its kinda like when you go to dinner with the hot secretary from your job and on the ride home, she reaches over and starts feeling your Johnson...before you know it, she is sucking you off while you're driving.

You don't say anything...just go with it...

[Omaha]

Peyton who??

Hillis.

[sparkky]

excellent pick up!
now if we can come up with a veteran center for some insurance there.

[TEX]

Awesome news! Now they need a QB to protect!

This.

[T-post Tom]

I wished for this the second I learned that Winston was released. His release was a true blessing for the Chiefs. Kudos to the front office for getting it done.

[Line Judge]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned his ankle?

[buddha]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned his ankle?

Because Winston with one ankle is still much better than Barry "which way did he go, which way did he go...?" Richardson!!!

Here's another news flash...the Chiefs have team doctors who check everybody out before they are signed. Nice feature for a professional team, eh?

[Warrior5]

Tried to FAP more.

Could not.




Sprained my prostate.










Hurts...so...very...much...

Damn... haven't laughed that hard in months. "Sprained my prostate"ROFL

[buddha]

Winston is such a Chiefs kind of guy. I think he will be a fan favorite from day one....great interview and tough as nails.

[Sofa King]

Winston is such a Chiefs kind of guy. I think he will be a fan favorite from day one....great interview and tough as nails.

Not to mention he's a handsome man.

[boogblaster]

good sign ...

[Rasputin]

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[T-post Tom]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned his ankle?

Non-issue. Minor surgery. He passed Chiefs' physical. (I remember the naysayers bemoaning Lilja's "bad" knees.)

[MTG#10]

Fuck Winston with a rusty golf club. I hope he goes down during the Raiders game and the crowd really does cheer.

[-King-]

Fuck Winston with a rusty golf club. I hope he goes down during the Raiders game and the crowd really does cheer.

Fuck him for being the 6th best RT in the league! We don't need players that good!
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[Tonka83]

Makes me wish they still did player introductions so I could boo his sorry ass

[Rausch]

Glad I checked the date before negging the 0P...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He's still a good player. Stop letting butthurt over his comments get in the way of his play on the field.

[Rausch]

He's still a good player. Stop letting butthurt over his comments get in the way of his play on the field.

He's not a great player.

He's a dominating run blocker. He's average at best as a pass blocker.

Last sunday we would have won if not for him...

[Saccopoo]

He's okay.

He's sticking up for his teammate(s), particularly the quarterback. I don't mind an offensive lineman getting testy with people who are criticizing his boy. And it's about time someone on this team showed some fire.

Winston's always been an outspoken guy and if anyone on the team was going to get riled up about some fans booing and let them know how he felt, it was going to be him.

I'm not going to get down on Winston as much as others have because he is defending his QB, regardless of who it is/what they do on the field. It's better than having some incomptent schmuck out there that doesn't give two shits about the game or the team or the QB.

[gblowfish]

He's still a good player. Stop letting butthurt over his comments get in the way of his play on the field.

This is exactly right.

I'd rather have an Eric Winston that hates me then a Barry Richardson that loves me.

[Fritz88]

He's okay.

He's sticking up for his teammate(s), particularly the quarterback. I don't mind an offensive lineman getting testy with people who are criticizing his boy. And it's about time someone on this team showed some fire.

Winston's always been an outspoken guy and if anyone on the team was going to get riled up about some fans booing and let them know how he felt, it was going to be him.

I'm not going to get down on Winston as much as others have because he is defending his QB, regardless of who it is/what they do on the field. It's better than having some incomptent schmuck out there that doesn't give two shits about the game or the team or the QB.

Regardless of his remarks about the fans, I've seen Crennel, more than once, talk to Winston before several key plays (3rd downs, 4th downs, challenges, etc). It seems to me that RAC values Eric's opinion.

He better apologize to the fan base. Hunt pretty much threw Eric under the bus when he clarified that it was only a small portion of the fans who cheered.

[Imon Yourside]

Winston or Marlboro?

[-King-]

He's not a great player.

He's a dominating run blocker. He's average at best as a pass blocker.

Last sunday we would have won if not for him...
He's 6th in the league in pass blocking.

He is a great player.
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[-King-]

This is exactly right.

I'd rather have an Eric Winston that hates me then a Barry Richardson that loves me.

This.
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[Rausch]

He's 6th in the league in pass blocking.

He is a great player.
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He allowed the sack that got Ca$$hole killed and then the penalty that negated the TD Brady threw.

He's not a good pass blocker.

Period...

[Braincase]

He's the Manchurian Lineman. He's convincing everybody he wants to protect Cassel, but in reality, he wants him out of the lineup...ergo his poor blocking on passing downs.

[J Diddy]

He allowed the sack that got Ca$$hole killed and then the penalty that negated the TD Brady threw.

He's not a good pass blocker.

Period...

I thought the penalty that negated the Quinn-Bowe TD was a pick play on McCluster?

[-King-]

He allowed the sack that got Ca$$hole killed and then the penalty that negated the TD Brady threw.

He's not a good pass blocker.

Period...
You have no idea what you're talking about.
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[Tonka83]

He causes the problem then blames everyone but himself.
He needs to retire and become a polititian.

[-King-]

He causes the problem then blames everyone but himself.
He needs to retire and become a polititian.

Who did he blame for the sack?
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[J Diddy]

He causes the problem then blames everyone but himself.
He needs to retire and become a polititian.

Perhaps we should call him Elvis.

[MTG#10]

He allowed the sack that got Ca$$hole killed and then the penalty that negated the TD Brady threw.

He's not a good pass blocker.

Period...
Only good thing he did all game...

[J Diddy]

Who did he blame for the sack?
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His outrage over the fans cheering was most likely due to him being all butthurt over the whiff he threw as a block.

That being said, I don't remember him once saying it was my missed block that started all this.

[KCUnited]

I like Winston as a player, but it doesn't change the fact that he deflected the shit show that was on the field Sunday and put it all on the fans, for that he can go **** himself.

[-King-]

His outrage over the fans cheering was most likely due to him being all butthurt over the whiff he threw as a block.

That being said, I don't remember him once saying it was my missed block that started all this.

No his outrage was due to it actually happening.
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[Rausch]

You have no idea what you're talking about.
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Yes, I do...

[DaneMcCloud]

Can't wait for the guy to get called for a penalty at Arrowhead

[Coach]

Can't wait for the guy to get called for a penalty at Arrowhead

Bingo.

[J Diddy]

Yes, I do...

you don't about the penalty

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/nfl-rapidreports/20503071/postgame-analysis-ravens-9-chiefs-6

[Saccopoo]

Besides, we need offensive line loyalty like this when Geno is under center in 2013.

[Rausch]

you don't about the penalty

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/nfl-rapidreports/20503071/postgame-analysis-ravens-9-chiefs-6

No idea what that was supposed to prove...

[Fritz88]

Besides, we need offensive line loyalty like this when Geno is under center in 2013.

http://i.imgur.com/kR5ie.gif

[J Diddy]

No idea what that was supposed to prove...

The penalty was on McCluster and not on Jumbo Dumbo.

[RealSNR]

This is exactly right.

I'd rather have an Eric Winston that hates me then a Barry Richardson that loves me.

But is it 100% right?

[Fritz88]

http://i.imgur.com/gFMhf.gif

[MTG#10]

I like Winston as a player, but it doesn't change the fact that he deflected the shit show that was on the field Sunday and put it all on the fans, for that he can go **** himself.

That

[Rausch]

The penalty was on McCluster and not on Jumbo Dumbo.

"This week's show included lots of booing, four more Matt Cassel turnovers, a conservative approach from coach Romeo Crennel, a Cassel botched snap at the goal line that would have given the Chiefs the lead, Cassel eventually leaving the game with a head injury and the home fans cheering (Yes, they cheered.)"

(FTR I admit my error. It wasn't on Winston.)

Wait.

This is on the Chiefs official website, yes?

So, the defender of the fan, Mr. Clark Hunt, has this demonizing commentary on his site?

[J Diddy]

"This week's show included lots of booing, four more Matt Cassel turnovers, a conservative approach from coach Romeo Crennel, a Cassel botched snap at the goal line that would have given the Chiefs the lead, Cassel eventually leaving the game with a head injury and the home fans cheering (Yes, they cheered.)"

(FTR I admit my error. It wasn't on Winston.)

Wait.

This is on the Chiefs official website, yes?

So, the defender of the fan, Mr. Clark Hunt, has this demonizing commentary on his site?
You watch the Gammon-Holthus weekly show? It was the biggest display of tap dancing I've ever seen.

[Rausch]

You watch the Gammon-Holthus weekly show? It was the biggest display of tap dancing I've ever seen.

No.

You have a link to it?...

[J Diddy]

No.

You have a link to it?...

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media-center/videos/Chiefs-Live-10-9-12/c308390b-6b68-4733-81d9-b8a895f1de2a

Kind of lengthy but I believe it's in the middle.

[brorth]

I hope this isn't a bannable bump, but I'm seeing more and more quotes coming from this fuckstain.

We cannot forget this thickening and dithguthting non Gladiator. He's a dick.

It sucks there aren't more Highlander fans here.

With all the heads that are about to roll, we need CP photoshop power Quickening style.

[BlackHelicopters]

Winston has a purty mouth.

[bevischief]

Off with his anus.

[O.city]

The guy is a good RT, I don't really give a shit what he has to say. I'm sure it's been a tough year for all of them as well, so lets just finish it off and move n.