She's Back. Dumbass Fat Chick- Now With More Fat And A Fiance

[Sofa King]

http://thechive.com/2012/03/22/worlds-fattest-women-is-engagedto-a-chef-10-photos10-photos/

Folks, don’t adjust your TV, this isn’t a drill. What you are seeing is the real deal. Supersized mother of two children and a model for SSBBW (supersized big beautiful women) websites Susanne Evan, 33, who once claimed that she has a goal to become the fattest woman in the history. Her goal might’ve just gotten a little lard injection because the 342 kg (756 lb.) has recently revealed that she is engaged to marry a chef. Susanne’s fiancé Parker Clack loves cooking for her and the woman says that their marriage was arranged in heaven.

So hey, here’s to true happiness and love being blind….very, very, ridiculously blind.

[Sofa King]

More gross pics after the link.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-0.jpg?w=500&h=390

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-1.jpg?w=500&h=304

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-7.jpg?w=500&h=340

[listopencil]

She should really cut back on that soda.

[ReynardMuldrake]

She should really cut back on that soda.

But it's diet soda!

[loochy]

Love is blind...and apparently it can't smell either. Fat people freaking smell.

[KCUnited]

Your next KU football coach.

[gblowfish]

Bring her in, we need a nose tackle bad!

[BigCatDaddy]

How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

[seclark]

cute couple, i guess.
look at that breakfast! most important meal of the day.
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[DMAC]

He must be a thigh humper.

[seclark]

How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

a different wrinkle every night.
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[BigCatDaddy]

a different wrinkle every night.
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I was thinking some spandex pants with a hole cut in them.

[seclark]

I was thinking some spandex pants with a hole cut in them.

i was thinking of throwing up.
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[KCUnited]

Yes. /BmoreBills

[Bugeater]

too fat /everyone but Parker Clack

[Graystoke]

I am currious. Why don't they put these supper heavyweights in as Goalies for Hockey Teams?
To me there is no fucking way a puck gets by that!

[Sofa King]

She needs to gain a few pounds before I'd touch her.


/hawk

[Sofa King]

I am currious. Why don't they put these supper heavyweights in as Goalies for Hockey Teams?
To me there is no ****ing way a puck gets by that!

She'd crack the ice, that's why.

[KCUnited]

I am currious. Why don't they put these supper heavyweights in as Goalies for Hockey Teams?
To me there is no ****ing way a puck gets by that!

Pull her by her feet as a makeshift zamboni during intermission.

[seclark]

too fat /everyone but Parker Clack

ya think old parker has to wipe her up after she drops a growler? :eek:
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[J Diddy]

I'd hit that/Endelt

[blaise]

I bet she shits in the tub like Andre the Giant did.

[Fish]

That breakfast is enough food to last me a week...

Sorry, but I have zero respect for someone like that. We need more large natural predators to curb this silly shit...

[KCUnited]

Her legs are being sued by Michelin for trademark infringement.

[rico]

Awwww.... her fiancee is a sweetheart. He must really like'm funky and chunky.

[BigCatDaddy]

Awwww.... her fiancee is a sweetheart. He must really like'm funky and chunky.

Who wins in a fight, her or Bruce Lee?

[luv]

Wasn't she already married before? Hell, I can't even find one husband, and this chick will have had two? WTF!?!

[J Diddy]

Wasn't she already married before? Hell, I can't even find one husband, and this chick will have had two? WTF!?!

Have you tried bulking up?

[frankotank]

MODS!
OMAHA!
Somebody!

It's a madhouse! A maaaaaaaadhouse!

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbgYFshjDEqgDyDO996jGGbDH71NpAVqRCkcCSxjuWKMhDqsre

[BigMeatballDave]

Fuck.

She makes me look anorexic.

[Valiant]

How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

I don't think it matters at that level of what you put it in.

And. You are called a chef now working fastfood?

[Valiant]

Shit, if he came up with a way to wring her out, he could get free frier gress and swich his vehichle over.

[Rukdafaidas]

She probably swallows.

[vailpass]

i was thinking of throwing up.
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:clap: x100000000000000000000000

[J Diddy]

How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

smack the ass and ride the wave in

[Sofa King]

Shit, if he came up with a way to wring her out, he could get free frier gress and swich his vehichle over.

By the looks of it, you could probably get enough grease just in her hair.

[frankotank]

A MAAAAAADHOOOOUUUUSE!!!

[Dartgod]

Fucking disgusting.

[ModSocks]

Fuck yeah.

I would the whole thing.

I'd butter her up and slide my dick in every single crevice on that fat body.

[Munson]

Those are some serious cankles.

[Sofa King]

It would take the entire database of chiefsplanet users to carry her casket, when she inevitably dies by age 40.

[ModSocks]

Those are some serious cankles.

In those last pics, her legs look like they're straight off of Clayface from "Batman the Animated Series"

[blaise]

I bet she rips farts that last a whole minute.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I bet he has to buy flour in bulk to find the wet spot.

[Sofa King]

I bet she rips farts that last a whole minute.

I'm sure they take days if not weeks to fully escape.

[ModSocks]

I bet she rips farts that last a whole minute.

Imagine how fucked up her toilet must be. She probably goes through toilet seats quicker than she goes through a bag of cheetos.

[blaise]

Imagine how ****ed up her toilet must be. She probably goes through toilet seats quicker than she goes through a bag of cheetos.

There's no way she knows if her ass is above the water. She must plop down and let rip. Half the time I bet she shoots a rooster tail of shit all over the wall behind her.

[Easy 6]

YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT LA MAGRA BLADE! *HISS*

[rico]

Who wins in a fight, her or Bruce Lee?

ROFL Now that's a good question. She definitely has the weight advantage, but I think Bruce will be able to work around that with his speed and agility. However, if she suddenly develops an appetite for a Chinaman, Bruce might be in trouble.

[Saul Good]

cute couple, i guess.
look at that breakfast! most important meal of the day.
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In her case, it's barely one of the top 10 most important meals of the day.

[Fish]

LOL science tag on this thread...

[RJ]

cute couple, i guess.
look at that breakfast! most important meal of the day.
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So true and so neglected!

Mrs. RJ and myself always start out our day with a 9x13 breakfeast casserole, pancakes, toast, hash browns, a glass of root beer and small avocado salad. I don't know WTF that avocado salad is all about.

[HoneyBadger]

I'm sure when she goes out she wears a corset, and no one notices she's even fat.

[Lzen]

How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

Maybe he's okay with just fucking her fat rolls.

[rico]

I always wonder if fat people like her $hit their pants on purpose. If they don't have someone forcibly prying their (_l_) (just for you H5N1) open with some sort of tool and putting a bucket by their bungholios, chances are, they probably think the whole "stand up, walk to the bathroom and maneuver my body in a position where I can successfully take a $hit in the toilet" process to be too grueling. The thing is, fat people like her probably CAN shit themselves without it being noticed. If they $hit themselves, the fecal matter may be prevented from seeping through the ass crack by all the fat globules. Obviously they will stink, but they probably stink anyways, so why not $hit your pants? What do you have to lose? This woman is disgusting. Her husband either; a.) really enjoys being a chef, b.) has a grotesque fetish for morbid obesity or c.) is wanting something... the attention/publicity or possibly life insurance $???

[-King-]

On a serious note though...she has 2 kids? She's intentionally and happily killing herself even though she has kids? Wow.

[Saul Good]

I'm sure when she goes out she wears a corset, and no one notices she's even fat.

She doesn't wear Spanx. She wears Curb Stompx.

[-King-]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-2.jpg?w=500&h=379

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-8.jpg?w=500&h=663

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-9.jpg?w=500&h=666

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/disgusted/grand/barf.gif

[Extra Point]

I'm sure when she goes out she wears a corset, and no one notices she's even fat.

Transportation courtesy of the 101st? HUEYYYYYY!

[SnakeXJones]

What's for Dinner Honey?
Sea Otter you fucking whale

[Extra Point]

What's for Dinner Honey?
Sea Otter you ****ing whale

That just krills me!

[-King-]

One of the comments on that page

I understand beauty is in the eye of the beholder but human vision has its limitations.

ROFL

[rico]

On a serious note though...she has 2 kids? She's intentionally and happily killing herself even though she has kids? Wow.

I see this mother and daughter at the bowling alley whenever I go there. The mother is approximately 5-600 pounds, at least. The daughter is about 5 or 6 years old and already shaped like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. I constantly see the mother (who never gets up to bowl...I have no idea who she's watching or what she's doing there) yelling at her daughter about either rolling around on the ground like some farm pig or stealing food off of her plate. Every time I see that I just kind of stare, while shaking my head and thinking, "Judas Priest, this little (big) girl doesn't even stand a chance in this world."

[bricks]

How does that woman take a shit?

[SnakeXJones]

How does that woman take a shit?This should be documented

[rico]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-2.jpg?w=500&h=379

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-8.jpg?w=500&h=663

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-9.jpg?w=500&h=666

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/disgusted/grand/barf.gif

What's really sad is that in the pic with her kids (those are her kids, right?), her son on the left has bigger tittays than she does. If I were a teenage boy and my mom was 6-700 pounds, I would hope to God that my tits weren't as big as her's. That kid stands no chance in this world.

[notorious]

"I'm not saying she's fat, but her high school picture was an aerial photograph."

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4871532773638535&id=81186634cb2cf1949e7fda27aea1f57f

[rico]

How does that woman take a shit?

Evidently, according to the pictures she has to do some stretching to be mobile enough to successfully take a shit. At least that's what I'm assuming. Either that or she's stretching for mobility to find more creative ways of stuffing food down her throat.

[notorious]

........I've got hoes........that take up several ZIP coooodes.......

[Crush]

WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD? WHY?

http://gifsoup.com/view4/3448794/nancy-kerrigan-o.gif

[Crush]

Thank you Sofa King for making everyone blind. I'm now going to wash my eyes out with antifreeze.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Her husband's taste in women>Cassel

[bricks]

How does that woman take a shit?

Possible solution, Open up a manhole to accommodate her ass?

[rico]

Her husband's taste in women>Cassel

ROFL

[HoneyBadger]

I bet she swallows.

[SnakeXJones]

I bet she swallows.Whole Sheep?

[Simply Red]

she'll perish inside 48 months.

[rico]

Whole Sheep?

Matt Cassel?