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listopencil
04-07-2012, 02:29 PM
She created a CP account and goes by the name Hitler's Falafel. I let her create an account to see some of the funny stuff in the pics forum. Yes this is the same 16 year old daughter of mine that called 911 in class to help save the seizure kid, and punched the boy who tried to kiss her. She terrorized the senior girls and thought you guys might appreciate the "football" stories while waiting for the season to start. Also, this way you can rep her for the stuff she has done rather than me.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 02:31 PM
She's trying to get the account set up so that she can post with it.

keg in kc
04-07-2012, 02:32 PM
Hall of Classics here we come.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 02:35 PM
Looks like she is in queue awaiting authorization to post. We have some errands to run, hopefully she will be through the queue by the time we get back.

Johnny Vegas
04-07-2012, 02:37 PM
http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/rage/grand/jersey_weird_gif.gif

J Diddy
04-07-2012, 02:42 PM
Are you really wanting your 16 year old daughter, who will be known as the daughter of a rival, to post here?

Well this should be entertaining.

Scott Pilgrim
04-07-2012, 02:43 PM
And here we go...

listopencil
04-07-2012, 02:45 PM
Are you really wanting your 16 year old daughter, who will be known as the daughter of a rival, to post here?

Well this should be entertaining.

Just stay away from any NSFW stuff as she is 16 years old, shouldn't be difficult to manage as you really aren't supposed to post NSFW stuff here anyway.

Wyatt Earp
04-07-2012, 02:46 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/dis%20gon%20be%20good/grand/dis_gona_be_good_gif.gif

Buck
04-07-2012, 02:49 PM
OH BOY HERE WE GO

loochy
04-07-2012, 02:49 PM
Is this the daughter that you called Stumpy and hit some dude that was hitting on her?

Jenson71
04-07-2012, 02:49 PM
I hope your daughter gets along well with luv. I can see those two forming a strong lesbian relationship.

The Franchise
04-07-2012, 02:50 PM
High five!!!

MIAdragon
04-07-2012, 02:51 PM
Are you really wanting your 16 year old daughter, who will be known as the daughter of a rival, to post here?

Well this should be entertaining.

Be nice, she's only 16.

J Diddy
04-07-2012, 02:51 PM
I hope your daughter gets along well with luv. I can see those two forming a strong lesbian relationship.

Just stay away from any NSFW stuff as she is 16 years old, shouldn't be difficult to manage as you really aren't supposed to post NSFW stuff here anyway.

This would be just a sample of what to expect. God bless you sir and I hope that it's quick and painless.

Discuss Thrower
04-07-2012, 02:55 PM
Luv 2: Electric Boogaloo.

J Diddy
04-07-2012, 03:08 PM
Be nice, she's only 16.

Oh no, no, no.


It ain't coming from me. Just pointing out how bad of an idea it can be.

Donger
04-07-2012, 03:10 PM
Has she done hard rugs?

-King-
04-07-2012, 03:13 PM
Maybe not one of your best ideas.

HoneyBadger
04-07-2012, 03:45 PM
We have to be nice because she's only 16? Like that has ever stopped the douche-baggery before.

Setsuna
04-07-2012, 03:45 PM
Listopencil, opening his life for everyone to see. Brilliant.

WhitiE
04-07-2012, 03:47 PM
Good idea....

pr_capone
04-07-2012, 03:47 PM
Tell her to immediately put Clay on ignore. he posts videos of 16 year olds and comments on their hawtness.

Sofa King
04-07-2012, 03:53 PM
I just sent a picture of my penis to both of you. If she can't get her account figured out, please forward the picture to her.

On her 18th birthday I'll be outside with a sombrero on a white stallion to pick her up.

Ming the Merciless
04-07-2012, 03:53 PM
16 is legal in many places

Titty Meat
04-07-2012, 03:54 PM
http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1195097&t=o

Setsuna
04-07-2012, 03:54 PM
I just sent a picture of my penis to both of you. If she can't get her account figured out, please forward the picture to her.

On her 18th birthday I'll be outside with a sombrero on a white stallion to pick her up.
:LOL:ROFLROFL Funniest post I've read all week. :clap:

ghak99
04-07-2012, 03:56 PM
http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/medium/double-facepalm.jpg

listopencil
04-07-2012, 03:58 PM
This would be just a sample of what to expect. God bless you sir and I hope that it's quick and painless.

That's pretty much what I expected. It's not that big of a deal.

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 03:59 PM
If I had a daughter, I wouldn't let her know about chiefsplanet. just sayin'.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 03:59 PM
I just sent a picture of my penis to both of you. If she can't get her account figured out, please forward the picture to her.

On her 18th birthday I'll be outside with a sombrero on a white stallion to pick her up.

I got the pic. Poor guy. My fourteen year old son has a bigger one. We'll take the sombrero and white stallion though.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:00 PM
We have to be nice because she's only 16? Like that has ever stopped the douche-baggery before.

Nah, you don't have to be nice so much as bear in mind that she's a minor.

Sofa King
04-07-2012, 04:02 PM
I got the pic. Poor guy. My fourteen year old son has a bigger one. We'll take the sombrero and white stallion though.

I'm not there to deliver those items. Well, the penis yes, but not the sombrero and Stallion. I need the sombrero to keep the hot Mexican sun out of my eyes in case she sees my penis pic and decides we must leave now, in which case I hear Mexico is nice this time of year. And horses are romantic, and quiet.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:03 PM
If I had a daughter, I wouldn't let her know about chiefsplanet. just sayin'.

She understands that the internet isn't the real world.

Discuss Thrower
04-07-2012, 04:03 PM
She understands that the internet isn't the real world.

Most other posters don't...

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:04 PM
I'm not there to deliver those items. Well, the penis yes, but not the sombrero and Stallion. I need the sombrero to keep the hot Mexican sun out of my eyes in case she sees my penis pic and decides we must leave now, in which case I hear Mexico is nice this time of year. And horses are romantic, and quiet.


No sombrero, no deal.

J Diddy
04-07-2012, 04:07 PM
That's pretty much what I expected. It's not that big of a deal.

I thought you had to be an adult to sign up.

2112
04-07-2012, 04:11 PM
The real question is...what did your daughter think of Tebow?

Bwana
04-07-2012, 04:11 PM
Heh, something tells me this may not end well.

2112
04-07-2012, 04:12 PM
I thought you had to be an adult to sign up.

GoDouche is a perfect example of how clueless this post is

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:12 PM
Well she still doesn't have posting ability. I'll start the explanation. Her High school has "powderpuff football" once a year. Senior girls vs. Junior girls. It is supposed to be flag football with standard flag football rules. Many of the girls on both teams are the social butterflies with a few girly jock types thrown in. Right off the bat the Sr. team played overly aggressively. They had three unsportsmanlike conduct penalties on the first drive on Defense. My daughter didn't play so much during the first quarter because she had to miss one of the three practices. But as the game wore on her team mates didn't want to go out there because they were getting beat up. My daughter was watching this on the sidelines, getting pissed, waiting to go out there. Towards the end of the first quarter she finally got to go in. Chaos ensued. She started playing from the various D-Line spots and was just destroying the Sr's.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:13 PM
The real question is...what did your daughter think of Tebow?

She says, "Meh. I thought he was cool. I'm not really a religious person..."

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:15 PM
Heh, something tells me this may not end well.

She's in High School. The kids there are generally meaner than the posters on Chiefs Planet and the High School has more douchebags.

Fritz88
04-07-2012, 04:16 PM
Her handle is actually funny.

Pictures forum though is laced with all kinds of nsfw material.

And we have some here who may be over 40 but have the mind of a 6 years old.

2112
04-07-2012, 04:16 PM
She says, "Meh. I thought he was cool. I'm not really a religious person..."

LOL!

Now what does your daughter think of GoDouche..aka ''the legendary Clayton Wendler'' who has spent the last ten years of his life obsessing over Chiefsplanet/The Orange Mane/being an obese loser/being a fitness freak (as of late)???

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:18 PM
Her handle is actually.

Pictures forum though is laced with all kinds of nsfw material.

And we have some here who may be over 40 but have the mind of a 6 years old.

The pics forum is pretty clearly labeled. Her username is NSFW?

J Diddy
04-07-2012, 04:19 PM
Well she still doesn't have posting ability. I'll start the explanation. Her High school has "powderpuff football" once a year. Senior girls vs. Junior girls. It is supposed to be flag football with standard flag football rules. Many of the girls on both teams are the social butterflies with a few girly jock types thrown in. Right off the bat the Sr. team played overly aggressively. They had three unsportsmanlike conduct penalties on the first drive on Defense. My daughter didn't play so much during the first quarter because she had to miss one of the three practices. But as the game wore on her team mates didn't want to go out there because they were getting beat up. My daughter was watching this on the sidelines, getting pissed, waiting to go out there. Towards the end of the first quarter she finally got to go in. Chaos ensued. She started playing from the various D-Line spots and was just destroying the Sr's.


Most likely due to all that fucking crisco on her jersey... Damn donks.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:19 PM
LOL!

Now what does your daughter think of GoDouche..aka ''the legendary Clayton Wendler'' who has spent the last ten years of his life obsessing over Chiefsplanet/The Orange Mane/being an obese loser/being a fitness freak (as of late)???

She doesn't really follow any individual posters but says, "From your description he sounds like a loser."

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:21 PM
Most likely due to all that ****ing crisco on her jersey... Damn donks.

Mostly a lot of dumbass pretend Raider fans out here, especially at the High School level.

Slainte
04-07-2012, 04:21 PM
http://data.whicdn.com/images/6139052/tumblr_leqmeuIubp1qcgesco1_500_large.jpg

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 04:22 PM
She doesn't really follow any individual posters but says, "From your description he sounds like a loser."

ROFL

Titty Meat
04-07-2012, 04:23 PM
I got the pic. Poor guy. My fourteen year old son has a bigger one. We'll take the sombrero and white stallion though.

How do you know the size of your sons penis?

J Diddy
04-07-2012, 04:24 PM
Mostly a lot of dumbass pretend Raider fans out here, especially at the High School level.

They slit your tires after the game?

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:24 PM
Hehe,yes! Finally! Alright,I've got avatars and sigs blocked anyways,I probably use whatever language is on here,and pedos can back off,I already punched one person. :rolleyes:

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:24 PM
How do you know the size of your sons penis?

How would I not know? I'm his father. I was there when it came out.

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 04:25 PM
I think this is secretly just listo posting under a mult account. Think about how foolproof that would be.

ModSocks
04-07-2012, 04:25 PM
16 years old in Donkey years = how many in human years?

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:26 PM
16 years old in Donkey years = how many in human years?

Still too young for you.

Marcellus
04-07-2012, 04:27 PM
Hehe,yes! Finally! Alright,I've got avatars and sigs blocked anyways,I probably use whatever language is on here,and pedos can back off,I already punched one person. :rolleyes:

So was the user name your idea or your dad's?

2112
04-07-2012, 04:27 PM
Hehe,yes! Finally! Alright,I've got avatars and sigs blocked anyways,I probably use whatever language is on here,and pedos can back off,I already punched one person. :rolleyes:

Hello Little Ms Listopencil :)

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:28 PM
So was the user name your idea or your dad's?

Mine :3. He wanted me to be ListoDaughter or something.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:28 PM
Hello Little Ms Listopencil :)

Hiyoo~.

2112
04-07-2012, 04:29 PM
How would I not know? I'm his father. I was there when it came out.

He's an idiot, Listo. you should read his posts in DC..LOL

Discuss Thrower
04-07-2012, 04:30 PM
Meh, I've been frequenting message boards since I was 11.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:32 PM
Meh, I've been frequenting message boards since I was 11.

Yeah,about that time I was playing peewee football,wrestling,and being too busy having a life :P.(jk)

lewdog
04-07-2012, 04:32 PM
Some of you act like 16 year olds don't use adult language or know anything about the "real world." I said more fouled mouthed shit with my friends when I was that age than I do now.

rockymtnchief
04-07-2012, 04:32 PM
Your opinion on Mark Kastle determines if you're taken serious or if your and idiot. Good luck. :D

2112
04-07-2012, 04:35 PM
Yeah,about that time I was playing peewee football,wrestling,and being too busy having a life :P.(jk)

So whats it like having a message board legend like listo as a father?

Discuss Thrower
04-07-2012, 04:35 PM
Yeah,about that time I was playing peewee football,wrestling,and being too busy having a life :P.(jk)

Homeworld was my life back then. Still pissed I can't play it anymore.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:36 PM
Some of you act like 16 year olds don't use adult language or know anything about the "real world." I said more fouled mouthed shit with my friends when I was that age than I do now.

Saying curse words doesn't make you mature. It's actually immature and just a show of your overall stupidity,seeing as how you can't come up with a better adjective than a slang term for human fecal matter.Well,any fecal matter I think,I'm just specifying.

2112
04-07-2012, 04:37 PM
Saying curse words doesn't make you mature. It's actually immature and just a show of your overall stupidity,seeing as how you can't come up with a better adjective than a slang term for human fecal matter.Well,any fecal matter I think,I'm just specifying.

What about STOOL? is that a good example of fecal matter?

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:37 PM
So whats it like having a message board legend like listo as a father?

Well it doesn't do me much good online,all the sites I go on are Facebook,Youtube, or anime related,so they don't know him but irl it's pretty friggen sweet.

Bearcat
04-07-2012, 04:38 PM
Some of you act like 16 year olds don't use adult language or know anything about the "real world." I said more fouled mouthed shit with my friends when I was that age than I do now.

I hear some of them even hold hands and listen to rock and roll.

Crazy kids.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:38 PM
What about STOOL? is that a good example of fecal matter?

Yep :). Glad to see you know your sh!t.

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 04:38 PM
Yep :). Glad to see you know your sh!t.

Filter evasion? Ban hammer!

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:38 PM
I hear some of them even hold hands and listen to rock and roll.

Crazy kids.

Don't even get started on the clothing. Skirts above knee length,balderdash!

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:39 PM
Filter evasion? Ban hammer!

So does that mean it's better to type out the word on this site?Mkay then.

The Franchise
04-07-2012, 04:40 PM
Filter evasion? Ban hammer!

ROFL

Titty Meat
04-07-2012, 04:41 PM
Clayton is single

lewdog
04-07-2012, 04:41 PM
Saying curse words doesn't make you mature. It's actually immature and just a show of your overall stupidity,seeing as how you can't come up with a better adjective than a slang term for human fecal matter.Well,any fecal matter I think,I'm just specifying.

Yea that was my point, and nothing on this board should be of shock to you.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:42 PM
Filter evasion? Ban hammer!

I figured since it's a public place and you're all adults here,we should be able to avoid actual cuss words since some people on here have younger,more impressionable children,and they might read it. but alright,since you kindly pointed out that that is a bannable offense,I will simply type out a curse word from now on. Thank you very much sir. :clap:

Bugeater
04-07-2012, 04:42 PM
Why haven't you cocksmokers hammered this kid's rep into the red yet?

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 04:42 PM
Saying curse words doesn't make you mature. It's actually immature and just a show of your overall stupidity,seeing as how you can't come up with a better adjective than a slang term for human fecal matter.Well,any fecal matter I think,I'm just specifying.

Thank you for defining maturity for me. I don't think I could have figured it out on my own.

2112
04-07-2012, 04:43 PM
Why haven't you cocksmokers hammered this kid's rep into the red yet?

STFU n00b

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:44 PM
Your opinion on Mark Kastle determines if you're taken serious or if your and idiot. Good luck. :D

My dad says he's total crap,so...yeah :D

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:45 PM
Thank you for defining maturity for me. I don't think I could have figured it out on my own.

I got the general feeling.

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 04:45 PM
I figured since it's a public place and you're all adults here,we should be able to avoid actual cuss words since some people on here have younger,more impressionable children,and they might read it. but alright,since you kindly pointed out that that is a bannable offense,I will simply type out a curse word from now on. Thank you very much sir. :clap:

Obviously listo has failed in his duty to appropriately familiarize you with this message board. Where is skip towne when you need him?

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:46 PM
Obviously listo has failed in his duty to appropriately familiarize you with this message board. Where is skip towne when you need him?

It would seem so lol.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:46 PM
Obviously listo has failed in his duty to appropriately familiarize you with this message board.


I should have mentioned that to her. I did point out that she shouldn't use language here that I don't allow her to use in real life. Ahem.

2112
04-07-2012, 04:47 PM
My dad says he's total crap,so...yeah :D

How long does your dad think you would last posting on Finsheaven before being banned? I think he holds the record of being banned the quickest.

2112
04-07-2012, 04:47 PM
Obviously listo has failed in his duty to appropriately familiarize you with this message board. Where is skip towne when you need him?

ROFL

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:49 PM
How long does your dad think you would last posting on Finsheaven before being banned? I think he holds the record of being banned the quickest.

I'll go back and edit this to have the meme picture after I'm allowed to post pictures. Challenge accepted(not really.).
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AlvMRt9uCGo/T2gKuzlSjgI/AAAAAAAADPg/D_a8jL2QglQ/s400/challenge-accepted.jpg

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:50 PM
Jesus, I made this thread so she could tell her big story of the brutal flag football game and she's still goofing around.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 04:50 PM
Jesus, I made this thread so she could tell her big story of the brutal flag football game and she's still goofing around.

:P :)

Bearcat
04-07-2012, 04:55 PM
I'll go back and edit this to have the meme picture after I'm allowed to post pictures. Challenge accepted(not really.).

You can post pics and links now.

[mod hat]Filter evasion in a pic is still filter evasion.[/mod hat]

listopencil
04-07-2012, 04:57 PM
You can post pics and links now.

[mod hat]Filter evasion in a pic is still filter evasion.[/mod hat]

Thanks, I told her. She's typing out the game description.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 05:00 PM
Mkay,I'll start with the more...entertaining section. I was on the defensive line pretty much the whole game,exluding the first part. I'd wanted to be the noseguard,but another girl(Wazny) already was there,and I'm not picky as long as I pummeled someone. Finally,three plays from the end,they put me there. The whole game Wazny was saying the Center(apparently someone named Shae) was playing dirty,punching,scratching,and doing whatever possible to hurt anyone on the other side. As the play began,I started to get by her(I have a pretty good reaction time). She yanked on my hair. Granted,it's long and probably tempting to pull,but it started off in the back of my head,and she pulled it to the side. So I grabbed her hair back,jerking her head down by her hair while pulling out her hair accessory(a scrunchie) and waved it over my head(throwing it at her when she got up). Her and a few of her O-line teamates tried to say I punched her,but the ref just backed off,and I pulled myself out so I didn't get into a fight.

2112
04-07-2012, 05:01 PM
vBulletin Message

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^^^^^^<----Me at Finheaven..lol..I havent visited that dump in 5 or 6 years. I was trying to find dads banning post. it appears you cant even read the forum anymore without being a paying member..lol

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 05:03 PM
You can post pics and links now.

[mod hat]Filter evasion in a pic is still filter evasion.[/mod hat]

Alrighty,thanks. Okidoki c:

Sannyasi
04-07-2012, 05:04 PM
Mkay,I'll start with the more...entertaining section. I was on the defensive line pretty much the whole game,exluding the first part. I'd wanted to be the noseguard,but another girl(Wazny) already was there,and I'm not picky as long as I pummeled someone. Finally,three plays from the end,they put me there. The whole game Wazny was saying the Center(apparently someone named Shae) was playing dirty,punching,scratching,and doing whatever possible to hurt anyone on the other side. As the play began,I started to get by her(I have a pretty good reaction time). She yanked on my hair. Granted,it's long and probably tempting to pull,but it started off in the back of my head,and she pulled it to the side. So I grabbed her hair back,jerking her head down by her hair while pulling out her hair accessory(a scrunchie) and waved it over my head(throwing it at her when she got up). Her and a few of her O-line teamates tried to say I punched her,but the ref just backed off,and I pulled myself out so I didn't get into a fight.

This is all a little hard to believe. There wouldn't happen to be any video evidence of this exchange, would there?

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 05:05 PM
This is all a little hard to believe. There wouldn't happen to be any video evidence of this exchange, would there?

Sadly I don't think so. People didn't expect it,so they were probably following the ball if recording at all. I'd post a picture of her scrunchie if I kept it.

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 05:07 PM
Sadly I don't think so. People didn't expect it,so they were probably following the ball if recording at all. I'd post a picture of her scrunchie if I kept it.

Ah, behold the naivete of the youth today. :clap:

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 05:10 PM
Ball so hard.

Donger
04-07-2012, 05:14 PM
Hehe,yes! Finally! Alright,I've got avatars and sigs blocked anyways,I probably use whatever language is on here,and pedos can back off,I already punched one person. :rolleyes:

I have not seen such egregious and erroneous use of commas since chiefs4me.

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 05:16 PM
I have not seen such egregious and erroneous use of commas since chiefs4me.

I was tempted to say something and I am not even a card-carrying member of the grammar police. Thank you for showing up; however, I would like to see improved response time going forward.

BryanBusby
04-07-2012, 05:21 PM
yo what up Internet

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 05:28 PM
Tempted to say something... BUT I'll keep it classy.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 05:29 PM
Ah, behold the naivete of the youth today. :clap:

LOL, I didn't tell her. She's off doing chores now. Won't be back for quite a while.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 05:30 PM
I have not seen such egregious and erroneous use of commas since chiefs4me.

Enough to make your head spin while reading.

Ebolapox
04-07-2012, 05:32 PM
I got the pic. Poor guy. My fourteen year old son has a bigger one. We'll take the sombrero and white stallion though.

you know how big your 14 year old's penis is? good job, sandusky. I've already called the cops on your ass.

Fire Me Boy!
04-07-2012, 05:32 PM
Saying curse words doesn't make you mature. It's actually immature and just a show of your overall stupidity,seeing as how you can't come up with a better adjective than a slang term for human fecal matter.Well,any fecal matter I think,I'm just specifying.

Not necessarily. I'm not a huge profanity user, but sometimes a curse word is the most appropriate word. Sometimes a curse word is the most effective way to communicate your meaning.

JD10367
04-07-2012, 05:33 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XxI1hBl8el0/TSV9q_KS3RI/AAAAAAAACQo/8eMHdEn8ZYA/s1600/This+will+not+end+well1.jpg

Fire Me Boy!
04-07-2012, 05:35 PM
I have not seen such egregious and erroneous use of commas since chiefs4me.

I'm less concerned about that than her apparent broken space bar.

Donger
04-07-2012, 05:36 PM
I'm less concerned about that than her apparent broken space bar.

That too, but I didn't want to be too harsh with the child.

Fire Me Boy!
04-07-2012, 05:39 PM
That too, but I didn't want to be too harsh with the child.

You'd think listo would buy the girl a proper keyboard.

Kyle DeLexus
04-07-2012, 05:44 PM
The obvious question that no one has asked, is what do you think of Fisty McTatt?

kysirsoze
04-07-2012, 05:46 PM
Are you really wanting your 16 year old daughter, who will be known as the daughter of a rival, to post here?

Well this should be entertaining.

I'm pretty sure even CP will (mostly) mind their manners towards the teenage daughter of a long time poster. The real entertainment will be the pile on that would probably ensue if someone really crossed a line or something.

J Diddy
04-07-2012, 05:47 PM
I'm pretty sure even CP will (mostly) mind their manners towards the teenage daughter of a long time poster. The real entertainment will be the pile on that would probably ensue if someone really crossed a line or something.

Have you read this thread, lol?

JD10367
04-07-2012, 05:51 PM
Be nice, she's only 16.

Well, the "only" depends on where you are, LOL.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

Kyle DeLexus
04-07-2012, 05:58 PM
Well, the "only" depends on where you are, LOL.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

16 in Kansas!

hometeam
04-07-2012, 06:16 PM
The obvious question that no one has asked, is what do you think of Fisty McTatt?

You rang?

Kyle DeLexus
04-07-2012, 06:17 PM
You rang?

ROFL

listopencil
04-07-2012, 06:23 PM
The obvious question that no one has asked, is what do you think of Fisty McTatt?

Fisty McTatt is probably the main reason she wanted to create a profile here.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 06:24 PM
you know how big your 14 year old's penis is? good job, sandusky. I've already called the cops on your ass.

Well, I know what size it was when he was born.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 06:27 PM
That too, but I didn't want to be too harsh with the child.


You should try holding an actual conversation with a sixteen year old girl immediately after school. They almost have their own language. It has to be considered a dialect if nothing else.

BryanBusby
04-07-2012, 06:29 PM
liek no wai

Kyle DeLexus
04-07-2012, 06:30 PM
Fisty McTatt is probably the main reason she wanted to create a profile here.

Ok that's good and all, but what did the nicest bathroom she ever pooped in look like?

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 06:31 PM
Why haven't you cocksmokers hammered this kid's rep into the red yet?

Sorry, I was busy. Let me read the thread and I'll distribute appropriate neg bombs.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 06:31 PM
So I grabbed her hair back,jerking her head down by her hair while pulling out her hair accessory(a scrunchie) and waved it over my head(throwing it at her when she got up). Her and a few of her O-line teamates tried to say I punched her,but the ref just backed off,and I pulled myself out so I didn't get into a fight.

What she failed to mention here is that she dragged the girl to the ground by her ponytail. It was such a swift and visually violent motion that a few of the girls thought it was a punch. This was late in the game, after the refs had lost control.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 06:32 PM
Ok that's good and all, but what did the nicest bathroom she ever pooped in look like?

Oh I'm sure she'll be filling you in while I'm at work next weekend.

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 06:36 PM
So I'm not the youngest on the board anymore?

Easy 6
04-07-2012, 06:53 PM
Well this isnt for the faint of HEART Missy! its gonna take blood, sweat & tears to make it here!

DEDICATION! SACRIFICE!

Wanna go run around with yer friends & talk about boys? WELL TOO BAD!... we're looking for WINNERS here! Theres no time for sleepovers & the mall in THIS game little lady!

NO SLACK!

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 06:56 PM
What rhymes with chicken dinner?¡!?!

listopencil
04-07-2012, 07:01 PM
So I'm not the youngest on the board anymore?

It's kind of busy in the house right now so I'm guerrilla posting, but she's sixteen. She'll be seventeen this July 14th.

Kyle DeLexus
04-07-2012, 07:03 PM
It's kind of busy in the house right now so I'm guerrilla posting, but she's sixteen. She'll be seventeen this July 14th.

Are you going to have her read Luv's "I have a date" thread?

Titty Meat
04-07-2012, 07:05 PM
So he talks about his sons dick being bigger than another members prolly had his daughter join so he could watch a CP member bang her. This guy is cray.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 07:06 PM
Actually now that I have a few minutes: The Senior Right Tackle was a big girl that had been just savaging their DE's and LB's. My daughter was playing a lot of NT, they were in a 3-4 for most of the game. When the DE's stopped wanting to come off the bench she swapped over. The girl tried to tackle my daughter. My daughter went low and just plowed her backwards, knocked her on her ass. She broke up the play AND got a holding call out of it. Pretty sweet. It was one of the last penalties called in the game.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 07:06 PM
Are you going to have her read Luv's "I have a date" thread?

Noooooooooooooooo.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 07:07 PM
So he talks about his sons dick being bigger than another members prolly had his daughter join so he could watch a CP member bang her. This guy is cray.

Are you just jealous because you didn't get any penis pics?

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 07:09 PM
It's kind of busy in the house right now so I'm guerrilla posting, but she's sixteen. She'll be seventeen this July 14th.

Hey, how old of guys do you allow her to 'see'? I'm only twenty two.

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 07:10 PM
Hey, how old of guys do you allow her to 'see'? I'm only twenty two.

If this doesn't reek of desperation...

Kyle DeLexus
04-07-2012, 07:12 PM
So I'm not the youngest on the board anymore?

There's some dude that posts in the Royals threads that is only 15. Can't remember who though.

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 07:12 PM
If this doesn't reek of desperation...

Hey, I'm married.

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 07:13 PM
Hey, I'm married.

How is that an effective argument against desperation?

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 07:13 PM
How is that an effective argument against desperation?

Because your mom is desperate.

JD10367
04-07-2012, 07:20 PM
What she failed to mention here is that she dragged the girl to the ground by her ponytail. It was such a swift and visually violent motion that a few of the girls thought it was a punch. This was late in the game, after the refs had lost control.

Maybe she'll do you proud and play soccer in college. :D

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PJiRQsyrBoI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Nightfyre
04-07-2012, 07:23 PM
Because your mom is desperate.

As long as we are just stating facts: The earth is round.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 07:26 PM
Maybe she'll do you proud and play soccer in college. :D

<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PJiRQsyrBoI" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>


Funny thing is she did play soccer up until fifth grade. She was too aggressive for it. I wanted her to try football out but Mom talked her into trying cheerleading first. She did not care for it. She played Pop Warner football in sixth and seventh, had a blast.

Mr. Laz
04-07-2012, 07:29 PM
don't do it

CP is full of pigs

listopencil
04-07-2012, 07:29 PM
Hey, how old of guys do you allow her to 'see'? I'm only twenty two.

She's doesn't really date anyone yet, and isn't interested in any kind of relationship like that. She has too much going on. Other than that I wouldn't allow her to date anyone of adult age anyway.

Titty Meat
04-07-2012, 08:17 PM
Retracrting your foreskin and showing off the dick cheese just doesn't win em over like it used too.

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 08:38 PM
I'm 15...


GMFB

Rain Man
04-07-2012, 08:39 PM
listopencil is doing the bravest thing I've every seen a person do.

Setsuna
04-07-2012, 08:46 PM
Stop bumping this terrible thread you pedos. Let it die, along with my interest in anything listopencil.

pr_capone
04-07-2012, 08:46 PM
Hehe,yes! Finally! Alright,I've got avatars and sigs blocked anyways,I probably use whatever language is on here,and pedos can back off,I already punched one person. :rolleyes:

As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia, or paedophilia, is defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The prepubescent child must be at least five years younger than the adolescent before the attraction can be diagnosed as pedophilia.

In other words... anyone on this board who doesn't back off is not a pedophile unless you really are not 16 and quite a bit younger.

http://www.pitch.com/imager/the-more-you-know-tire-slashing-edition/b/original/2562312/597a/themoreyouknow.jpg

Mkay,I'll start with the more...entertaining section. I was on the defensive line pretty much the whole game,exluding the first part. I'd wanted to be the noseguard,but another girl(Wazny) already was there,and I'm not picky as long as I pummeled someone. Finally,three plays from the end,they put me there. The whole game Wazny was saying the Center(apparently someone named Shae) was playing dirty,punching,scratching,and doing whatever possible to hurt anyone on the other side. As the play began,I started to get by her(I have a pretty good reaction time). She yanked on my hair. Granted,it's long and probably tempting to pull,but it started off in the back of my head,and she pulled it to the side. So I grabbed her hair back,jerking her head down by her hair while pulling out her hair accessory(a scrunchie) and waved it over my head(throwing it at her when she got up). Her and a few of her O-line teamates tried to say I punched her,but the ref just backed off,and I pulled myself out so I didn't get into a fight.

D-Line eh?

/omaha - too fat

kysirsoze
04-07-2012, 08:48 PM
D-Line eh?

/omaha - too fat

OOOOOOHHHH SNAP

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 08:48 PM
Stop bumping this terrible thread you pedos. Let it die, along with my interest in anything listopencil.

Why do we still let you post here?

JoeyChuckles
04-07-2012, 08:49 PM
As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia, or paedophilia, is defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The prepubescent child must be at least five years younger



So "predator" then?

kysirsoze
04-07-2012, 08:51 PM
So "predator" then?

We would also have accepted "weirdo" or "perv".

listopencil
04-07-2012, 08:58 PM
As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia, or paedophilia, is defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The prepubescent child must be at least five years younger than the adolescent before the attraction can be diagnosed as pedophilia.

In other words... anyone on this board who doesn't back off is not a pedophile unless you really are not 16 and quite a bit younger.

http://www.pitch.com/imager/the-more-you-know-tire-slashing-edition/b/original/2562312/597a/themoreyouknow.jpg



D-Line eh?

/omaha - too fat


I am certain that she would be "Omaha fat". The guy is into corpses. I've explained to her what pedophilia really is. The girls at the High School use it to describe the 20-something weirdos that hang out around the school.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 08:59 PM
Stop bumping this terrible thread you pedos. Let it die, along with my interest in anything listopencil.

And yet you keep posting in my daughter's thread.

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 09:02 PM
I am certain that she would be "Omaha fat". The guy is into corpses. I've explained to her what pedophilia really is. The girls at the High School use it to describe the 20-something weirdos that hang out around the school.

Yo.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 09:12 PM
Yo.

Hah. But I assume you're not hanging out at the High School, hitting on the teen girls.

kysirsoze
04-07-2012, 09:15 PM
Hah. But I assume you're not hanging out at the High School, hitting on the teen girls.

Why do you assume that?

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 09:16 PM
Hah. But I assume you're not hanging out at the High School, hitting on the teen girls.

If I had the time during the day I might.

pr_capone
04-07-2012, 09:16 PM
Why do you assume that?

LMFAO

listopencil
04-07-2012, 09:23 PM
Why do you assume that?

If I had the time during the day I might.


It takes too much time to gather all those Justin Beiber posters and Jolly Ranchers.

Kyle DeLexus
04-07-2012, 09:33 PM
It takes too much time to gather all those Justin Beiber posters and Jolly Ranchers.



One trip to Costco and you're set for the year.

hometeam
04-07-2012, 09:35 PM
All these stories are starting to add up. Doesnt like to be kissed, beats up other girls, plays violent sports, bigger than other girls, doesnt date and isnt into guys.




lesbian.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 09:44 PM
All these stories are starting to add up. Doesnt like to be kissed, beats up other girls, plays violent sports, bigger than other girls, doesnt date and isnt into guys.




lesbian.

Doesn't like to be kissed - if forced. Beats up other girls - to prove I'm superior. Plays violent sports - violent older brother. Bigger than other girls - survives better in winter. Doesn't date/not into guys - all the ones in my town suck. Seriously. Not want. If there were some hot and/or good-natured newbie or foriegn exchange student of some kind..... :D

The Franchise
04-07-2012, 09:48 PM
Who put her in the red? :D

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 09:54 PM
Who put her in the red? :D

http://tradingeh.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/1687126-i_ain_t_even_mad_super1.jpg

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 09:57 PM
Who put her in the red? :D

I don't care who's daughter you are, n00bs are n00bs.

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 09:59 PM
Hah. But I assume you're not hanging out at the High School, hitting on the teen girls.

I do, sir.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:00 PM
I don't care who's daughter you are, n00bs are n00bs.

Shouldn't you be dead? :P

Mr. Laz
04-07-2012, 10:01 PM
Shouldn't you be dead? :P
i've been dead ... several times.




shouldn't you be in bed?

Dr. Johnny Fever
04-07-2012, 10:01 PM
This is why we can't have nice things. Well this and a bunch of my threads.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:02 PM
i've been dead ... several times.




shouldn't you be in bed?

Touche,person. Touche.

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 10:04 PM
i've been dead ... several times.




shouldn't you be in bed?

:hmmm:

ThaVirus
04-07-2012, 10:05 PM
All these stories are starting to add up. Doesnt like to be kissed, beats up other girls, plays violent sports, bigger than other girls, doesnt date and isnt into guys.




lesbian.

Lesbioooooooooonest!

Dr. Johnny Fever
04-07-2012, 10:07 PM
We have a 15 year old boy and a 16 year old girl in here. Hey, you guys remember when ChiefsPlanet became study hall?

BryanBusby
04-07-2012, 10:08 PM
I am certain that she would be "Omaha fat". The guy is into corpses. I've explained to her what pedophilia really is. The girls at the High School use it to describe the 20-something weirdos that hang out around the school.

Yeahhhh that's what I like about dem high school girls -- I get older they stay the same age yes they do yes they dooooooo

/dazedandconfused

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 10:08 PM
We have a 15 year old boy and a 16 year old girl in here. Hey, you guys remember when ChiefsPlanet became study hall?

I like to consider myself a 15 yr young man why thank you.

On the side note... Pics or GTFO.

NewChief
04-07-2012, 10:09 PM
This can't end well.

chiefs2012
04-07-2012, 10:09 PM
Touche,person. Touche.

Oh the unthinkable things I would do to you. :drool:

BryanBusby
04-07-2012, 10:10 PM
This can't end well.

Seriously this

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 10:10 PM
Oh the unthinkable things I would do to you. :drool:

Holy balls. Would we all consider this the time when someone crossed the line?

Kyle DeLexus
04-07-2012, 10:10 PM
I like to consider myself a 15 yr young man why thank you.

On the side note... Pics or GTFO.

You want pics of Beerme? I hope you like beards.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:10 PM
I like to consider myself a 15 yr young man why thank you.

On the side note... Pics or GTFO.

<.< Pics of who?

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 10:11 PM
You want pics of Beerme? I hope you like beards.

Nawh... Talkin' about hitler whatcha face.

Dr. Johnny Fever
04-07-2012, 10:12 PM
I like to consider myself a 15 yr young man why thank you.

On the side note... Pics or GTFO.

I liked to consider myself different things when I was 15 too.


:D

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 10:13 PM
I liked to consider myself different things when I was 15 too.


:D

Studmuffin.

EDIT:
I also like to consider myself "Freshman of The Year" after receiving the award after basketball season but that's just me...

Dr. Johnny Fever
04-07-2012, 10:13 PM
Nawh... Talkin' about hitler whatcha face.

There's one in listo's thread about her beating up that boy.

Why did I just tell you that?

:spock:

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:13 PM
Nawh... Talkin' about hitler whatcha face.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/223/521465955_636e08b03a.jpg :D

Dr. Johnny Fever
04-07-2012, 10:14 PM
Studmuffin.

Please don't hit on me.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:15 PM
There's one in listo's thread about her beating up that boy.

Why did I just tell you that?

:spock:

Awww....you suck XD.

NewChief
04-07-2012, 10:15 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/223/521465955_636e08b03a.jpg :D

That's a good looking falafel sandwich.

SnakeXJones
04-07-2012, 10:16 PM
I am certain that she would be "Omaha fat". The guy is into corpses. I've explained to her what pedophilia really is. The girls at the High School use it to describe the 20-something weirdos that hang out around the school.Omaha loves whales though

Dr. Johnny Fever
04-07-2012, 10:16 PM
Awww....you suck XD.

Don't hit on me.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:17 PM
Studmuffin.

EDIT:
I also like to consider myself "Freshman of The Year" after receiving the award after basketball season but that's just me...

Mhm. Sorry,15 is too young to me. :3

Dr. Johnny Fever
04-07-2012, 10:19 PM
This thread is too creepy for even me. I'm out.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:21 PM
This thread is too creepy for even me. I'm out.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c199/P3RFECT/boner-mission-accomplished1.jpg

pr_capone
04-07-2012, 10:30 PM
Holy balls. Would we all consider this the time when someone crossed the line?

nope

listopencil
04-07-2012, 10:32 PM
Oh the unthinkable things I would do to you. :drool:

Like I'd ever let you get anywhere near her in real life.

SnakeXJones
04-07-2012, 10:32 PM
Ok somebody tell me what did I miss? Just got off work and not reading 14 pages

2112
04-07-2012, 10:33 PM
I'm getting gassy reading this thread

chiefs2012
04-07-2012, 10:34 PM
Like I'd ever let you get anywhere near her in real life.

How big a boy are you?

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:34 PM
Ok somebody tell me what did I miss? Just got off work and not reading 14 pages

Lololol. Just people telling my dad it's a bad idea,people thinking I might be a lesbian,and some amourous 15 year old.

listopencil
04-07-2012, 10:35 PM
How big a boy are you?


In real life? Big enough. Not that it matters. I'm armed.

SnakeXJones
04-07-2012, 10:38 PM
Lololol. Just people telling my dad it's a bad idea,people thinking I might be a lesbian,and some amourous 15 year old.:spock: Well didn't i walk into something off the wall

alnorth
04-07-2012, 10:40 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/223/521465955_636e08b03a.jpg :D

Wow, that is a disgusting-looking falafel sandwich. If I had to imagine a vile, evil Hitler of all falafels, it'd be something like that.

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 10:43 PM
n00b girl ruined the thread... I'm out.

NewChief
04-07-2012, 10:45 PM
Wow, that is a disgusting-looking falafel sandwich. If I had to imagine a vile, evil Hitler of all falafels, it'd be something like that.

Boooo! Falafel, tabbouleh, some kind of delicious slaw to brighten and contrast. What's not to like?

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:47 PM
n00b girl ruined the thread... I'm out.

Nobody's keeping you here. :D

chiefs2012
04-07-2012, 10:48 PM
Nobody's keeping you here. :D

OH THE SASS! /gus johnson

KurtCobain
04-07-2012, 10:53 PM
I can't get my nips to stop being hard.

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 10:53 PM
OH THE SASS! /gus johnson


http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/2a6/a03/81d/resized/annoying-facebook-girl-meme-generator-omg-like-ikr-44cb8d.jpg

chiefs2012
04-07-2012, 10:58 PM
wtf

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 11:01 PM
wtf

Lol I dunno. It was a bit too delayed for an "U mad bro?" but I felt a meme was needed. :3

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 11:05 PM
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/2a6/a03/81d/resized/annoying-facebook-girl-meme-generator-omg-like-ikr-44cb8d.jpg

Da fuq? She makin fun of herself?

Hitler's Falafel
04-07-2012, 11:10 PM
Da fuq? She makin fun of herself?

http://beyond8bit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mind-blown-e1332116057612.jpg :clap:

okcchief
04-07-2012, 11:11 PM
Donks are weird :s

Simplicity
04-07-2012, 11:20 PM
Donks are weird :s

I'd say so...

Dave Lane
04-07-2012, 11:31 PM
She created a CP account and goes by the name Hitler's Falafel. I let her create an account to see some of the funny stuff in the pics forum. Yes this is the same 16 year old daughter of mine that called 911 in class to help save the seizure kid, and punched the boy who tried to kiss her. She terrorized the senior girls and thought you guys might appreciate the "football" stories while waiting for the season to start. Also, this way you can rep her for the stuff she has done rather than me.

Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Easy 6
04-07-2012, 11:53 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.

This is worthy of adoption as my personal mantra.

Al Bundy
04-08-2012, 12:40 AM
She'll make a great woman's college basketball player.

Dante84
04-08-2012, 12:47 AM
What in the blue f*** is going on in here?

KcMizzou
04-08-2012, 12:50 AM
What in the blue f*** is going on in here?Listo threw his daughter to the wolves.

That's all I know.

Dante84
04-08-2012, 12:53 AM
Wow. Either we are getting trolled in epic fashion, or Listo is the worst father of all time.

pr_capone
04-08-2012, 01:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VW3pE.jpg

KcMizzou
04-08-2012, 01:02 AM
Wow. Either we are getting trolled in epic fashion, or Listo is the worst father of all time.Eh, I think he trusted his daughter, and trusted CP to behave. Haven't read enough to know how that worked out..lol

pr_capone
04-08-2012, 01:05 AM
Eh, I think he trusted his daughter, and trusted CP to behave. Haven't read enough to know how that worked out..lol

Nothing too much over the top. Some light hazing is all.

JD10367
04-08-2012, 06:21 AM
Nothing too much over the top. Some light hazing is all.

Are you kidding? Given this crowd, so far they've been almost turn-of-the-century polite. Not a single Urban Dictionary reference or PIIHB reference. I'm not sure whether I'm pleasantly surprised or disappointed.

Iowanian
04-08-2012, 07:33 AM
I got the pic. Poor guy. My fourteen year old son has a bigger one. We'll take the sombrero and white stallion though.


I'm not sure what's creepier....the fact that your father filter thinks it's a good idea to even tell your 16 year old daughter about this place....or that you've seen your 14 year old son's pickle enough to be able to rate it versus other peni.




I can't wait until she finds the thread where you talk about how much you flog the dolphin.

Fire Me Boy!
04-08-2012, 07:42 AM
I'm not sure what's creepier....the fact that your father filter thinks it's a good idea to even tell your 16 year old daughter about this place....or that you've seen your 14 year old son's pickle enough to be able to rate it versus other peni.




I can't wait until she finds the thread where you talk about how much you flog the dolphin.

Someone eviler than I might take that comment as an invitation to link that thread here.

Iowanian
04-08-2012, 07:43 AM
The girls at the High School use it to describe the 20-something weirdos that hang out around the school.

In Colorado, they are likely referred to as "sophomores".

wazu
04-08-2012, 08:16 AM
I can't wait until she finds the thread where you talk about how much you flog the dolphin.

Shit just got real.

listopencil
04-08-2012, 08:26 AM
I'm not sure what's creepier....the fact that your father filter thinks it's a good idea to even tell your 16 year old daughter about this place....or that you've seen your 14 year old son's pickle enough to be able to rate it versus other peni.




I can't wait until she finds the thread where you talk about how much you flog the dolphin.


Well Iowini, the NSFW tags are typically evident. And I see you just added yourself to the list of people who still don't get that humans are born naked.



Go grab that link and post it big feller.

hometeam
04-08-2012, 08:35 AM
Im still not sure what good could come from this debacle~

Simplicity
04-08-2012, 08:35 AM
I'm not sure what's creepier....the fact that your father filter thinks it's a good idea to even tell your 16 year old daughter about this place....or that you've seen your 14 year old son's pickle enough to be able to rate it versus other peni.




I can't wait until she finds the thread where you talk about how much you flog the dolphin.

http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr290/lydskynyrd92/Well-played-sir-well-played.jpg

Hitler's Falafel
04-08-2012, 09:11 AM
I can't wait until she finds the thread where you talk about how much you flog the dolphin.

Lmao. You have no clue his sense of humor obviously. That is so mild of a topic I don't even know .... I don't even know how you can say you post on here a lot, anyone who's talked to/messaged with my dad would know that's nothing. Rotflmao.

listopencil
04-08-2012, 09:13 AM
I can't wait until she finds the thread where you talk about how much you flog the dolphin.

Lmao. You have no clue his sense of humor obviously. That is so mild of a topic I don't even know .... I don't even know how you can say you post on here a lot, anyone who's talked to/messaged with my dad would know that's nothing. Rotflmao.

So are you ever going to post your epic football stories?

Hitler's Falafel
04-08-2012, 09:18 AM
So are you ever going to post your epic football stories?

Probably. When I figure out how to word them so Simplicity has no fap material.

Thig Lyfe
04-08-2012, 09:21 AM
I can't believe Jesus died for this shit.

Hitler's Falafel
04-08-2012, 09:22 AM
I can't believe Jesus died for this shit.

http://www.memestick.com/images/MULTIPIC/u%20mad%20bro.jpg

Fairplay
04-08-2012, 09:23 AM
Lmao. You have no clue his sense of humor obviously. That is so mild of a topic I don't even know .... I don't even know how you can say you post on here a lot, anyone who's talked to/messaged with my dad would know that's nothing. Rotflmao.



So this has been a topic in your house?!` :eek:

listopencil
04-08-2012, 09:27 AM
Eh, I think he trusted his daughter, and trusted CP to behave. Haven't read enough to know how that worked out..lol

I don't really know enough to give you any info that would let a mod verify, but she's been posting on our laptop from the living room. I think she might have made a few posts from our 2nd desktop (for games) in the living room. I've been on our main desktop the whole time.

Hitler's Falafel
04-08-2012, 09:28 AM
So this has been a topic in your house?!` :eek:

A topic of humor concerning the long haired teenage boys in our area. :D

listopencil
04-08-2012, 09:29 AM
So this has been a topic in your house?!` :eek:

I have four children. Two boys and two girls. We have been pretty straightforward with them their whole lives, and a sense of humor is necessary for survival in my household.

BryanBusby
04-08-2012, 09:30 AM
idkwtfisgoinonhere