Dayze
04-11-2012, 12:09 PM
...so what else is there? What else am I missing?
Damnit Pioli – when the poo breaks off half way out
The Trade Down – when you think you’ve gotta go, get on the toilet, and at the last minute you no longer need to.
The Trade Up – when you’re fine, then at the last minute you’re on the clock
Big Upside – when the poo makes water splash on our anus
A quick Release – when the poo makes a quick and efficient exit
Has A Quick Burst – spray poo
Great Leverage – expelling the poo whilst leaning forward a great deal
A Solid Contributor – firm log of poo
The Two Minute Drill (see also, ‘Bump & Run’)– a quick last second poo that is taken just before a meeting, or some sort of commitment where you need to be elsewhere in a short time.
The Jump Cut (see also 4th & Inches) – squeezing off a poo before it’s all the way out
Takes on Blockers – when someone tries to open the door on you and you must prevent the door opening
The Hard Snap – making a noise to alert someone of your presence in the stall
Holding – refraining from taking a poo, even though you need too
The Developmental Poo – a 30+ minute poo session
The Bubble Screen – series of small, marble shaped poo’s that make splashes
The Zone Read/ The Option – making a decision of how hard to push whilst taking a poo
The Toss Sweep – wiping too far in either direction, possibly smearing the poo.
The Touchback – claiming the last available stall
Move The Chains – a long, unbroken poo.
4th & Inches – squeezing off a poo before it’s all the way out
3 Down Player – poo-ing 3 times a day
Bump & Run - a quick last second poo that is taken just before a meeting, or some sort of commitment where you need to be elsewhere in a short time
The Force Out - excessive strain to expel the evil poo
Damnit Pioli – when the poo breaks off half way out
The Trade Down – when you think you’ve gotta go, get on the toilet, and at the last minute you no longer need to.
The Trade Up – when you’re fine, then at the last minute you’re on the clock
Big Upside – when the poo makes water splash on our anus
A quick Release – when the poo makes a quick and efficient exit
Has A Quick Burst – spray poo
Great Leverage – expelling the poo whilst leaning forward a great deal
A Solid Contributor – firm log of poo
The Two Minute Drill (see also, ‘Bump & Run’)– a quick last second poo that is taken just before a meeting, or some sort of commitment where you need to be elsewhere in a short time.
The Jump Cut (see also 4th & Inches) – squeezing off a poo before it’s all the way out
Takes on Blockers – when someone tries to open the door on you and you must prevent the door opening
The Hard Snap – making a noise to alert someone of your presence in the stall
Holding – refraining from taking a poo, even though you need too
The Developmental Poo – a 30+ minute poo session
The Bubble Screen – series of small, marble shaped poo’s that make splashes
The Zone Read/ The Option – making a decision of how hard to push whilst taking a poo
The Toss Sweep – wiping too far in either direction, possibly smearing the poo.
The Touchback – claiming the last available stall
Move The Chains – a long, unbroken poo.
4th & Inches – squeezing off a poo before it’s all the way out
3 Down Player – poo-ing 3 times a day
Bump & Run - a quick last second poo that is taken just before a meeting, or some sort of commitment where you need to be elsewhere in a short time
The Force Out - excessive strain to expel the evil poo