Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours

[scho63]

This crazy SOB was on a criminal mission!

:bang:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-commits-10-felonies-9-hours-231718822.html

One man traveling through Tennessee allegedly completed a crime spree with such urgency that even local police say they'd never seen anything like it.
William Todd, 24, is accused of committing 10 felonies in just nine hours while going on a "terror" through Nashville.

"He was just on a terror. I've never seen anything like this before," Sgt. Tony Blackburn, told WSMV.

Todd is not even a native of Nashville. Police say he traveled there on a Greyhound bus from Kentucky before beginning his unprecedented crime spree. Upon arriving in Nashville, he allegedly broke into a local business called The Slaughterhouse, where he stole a Taser, revolver and shotgun. He then proceeded to steal a T-shirt from the Slaughterhouse before burning the business to the ground.

Todd then moved on to a local bar, where he held four patrons at gunpoint. He robbed all four individuals but not before using the Taser on one and pistol-whipping another.
Just five minutes later, Todd moved onto his next alleged felony, carjacking a taxi driver at gunpoint. After leaving the cab, he used the credit cards he had stolen from the bar patrons to buy food.

"He was able to find the Walmart on Nolensville. He goes there and purchased $199 worth of items," Sgt. Blackburn said.

And that was only the beginning.

In the early hours of the following morning, Todd then broke into a local hotel's law office. He not only vandalized the offices but also then defecated on a desk and smeared his feces on some of the framed law degrees.

Leaving the offices, Todd then reportedly robbed several of the hotel guests. He knocked on their door pretending to be a female housekeeper, then robbed them at gunpoint. He was also reportedly crying while doing so.
He then briefly paused for a change in personal appearance.
"We have him on video leaving the hotel with a shaved head," Sgt. Blackburn said.

After crashing his stolen cab into a local parking garage, Todd then quickly held another taxi driver at gunpoint. When police finally apprehended Todd, he was hiding atop Opryland, partially submerged in a water-cooling vat. The Metro Fire Department was brought in to assist in Todd's removal from the vat, using a bucket and ladder truck.

His bond has reportedly been set at $180,000.

"He rode the Greyhound bus and had a layover, then left in blue lights," Sgt. Blackburn said. "There definitely could be more charges. We hope that there are no more victims."

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Falling Down 2 Electric Boogaloo

"I WANT THE BREAKFAST!!!"

[Frazod]

Read all that, then scroll down and see the mug shot. Holy fuck.

Comedy Gold! LMAO

[cmh6476]

*****

[Discuss Thrower]

Leaving the offices, Todd then reportedly robbed several of the hotel guests. He knocked on their door pretending to be a female housekeeper, then robbed them at gunpoint.

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[Pablo]

That is awesome.

[KChiefer]

Nice touch with the poop on the walls

[Earthling]

Poor William Todd. They gave him a defective brain, (you can still see the stitch marks on forehead and skull area), then put him on a bus to nowhere. Hell, I'd be upset too.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Clip of going to get food...

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[Easy 6]

Yeah read this last night, that is truly impressive in a truly terrible way.

Tasered a guy just to do it LMAO

[KCUnited]

The 9 hour time frame doesn't add up if he went through the checkout line at WalMarts.

[Thig Lyfe]

Dude should have run through the subway tunnels. Easy to lose your stars that way.

[RockChalk]

Tasered a guy just to do it LMAO

I laughed when I read that part as well. Does that make us twisted bastards?

[seclark]

shit on a desk?
sounds like todd kind of lost control for a little while.
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[Pasta Little Brioni]

"The man powdered his balls for the first time just 1 hour prior to the rampage."

[-King-]

I can beat that.
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[seclark]

looks like he shaved his dome w/a piece of broken glass.
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[KurtCobain]

I can beat that.
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Have beat that.

[Agent V]

It's like Grand Theft Auto in real life. Except you can't poop on anyone's desk in that game.

[noa]

Dewey Crow?

[Sofa King]

It's like Grand Theft Auto in real life. Except you can't poop on anyone's desk in that game.

Grand Theft Auto 5 is coming out soon...

[Earthling]

It's like Grand Theft Auto in real life. Except you can't poop on anyone's desk in that game.

They prolly never thought about it before. That might change...

[Rain Man]

I'm a little suspicious of a business called The Slaughterhouse that apparently leaves tasers, revolvers, and shotguns lying around. Perhaps the police should go check that place out on a Friday night.

[Earthling]

Grand Theft Auto 5 is coming out soon...

You beat me to it. Damn, gotta be fast around here...

[KChiefer]

Crying while robbing hotel guests ROFL

[Rain Man]

So I'm counting his Chiefsplanet felonies, and I only get nine. Anyone see the tenth?

1. Riding a Greyhound bus.
2. Living in Kentucky.
3. Patronizing a business called The Slaughterhouse.
4. Stealing a t-shirt.
5. Charging everyday purchases to a credit card with no plan to pay them before interest accrues.
6. Shopping at Wal-Mart.
7. Pretending to be a woman.
8. Crying in public.
9. Shaved head, no goatee.

[Canofbier]

This guy doesn't fuck around, does he?

[seclark]

So I'm counting his Chiefsplanet felonies, and I only get nine. Anyone see the tenth?

1. Riding a Greyhound bus.
2. Living in Kentucky.
3. Patronizing a business called The Slaughterhouse.
4. Stealing a t-shirt.
5. Charging everyday purchases to a credit card with no plan to pay them before interest accrues.
6. Shopping at Wal-Mart.
7. Pretending to be a woman.
8. Crying in public.
9. Shaved head, no goatee.

i'm thinking he could get a pass for shitting on the desk. maybe he wiped his ass with a paper weight?

[scho63]

If I was a betting man, which I am, I will wager $50 that somewhere in the follow up story will be the word "METH"

[JOhn]

I laughed when I read that part as well. Does that make us twisted bastards?

Not at all.... I hope.


One of my daughters HS friends tazed himself in the nuts on a bet... funniest shit I have EVER seen. ROFL

[JOhn]

So I'm counting his Chiefsplanet felonies, and I only get nine. Anyone see the tenth?

1. Riding a Greyhound bus.
2. Living in Kentucky.
3. Patronizing a business called The Slaughterhouse.
4. Stealing a t-shirt.
5. Charging everyday purchases to a credit card with no plan to pay them before interest accrues.
6. Shopping at Wal-Mart.
7. Pretending to be a woman.
8. Crying in public.
9. Shaved head, no goatee.

Maybe shitting & not wiping?

[JOhn]

Seriously 9 felonies in 10 hours is no big deal.
It's just the hilarity of the ones he committed that is impressive. lol

[bevischief]

I laughed when I read that part as well. Does that make us twisted bastards?

yes:D

[Inspector]

It's hard to find that kind of productivity in this day and age.

[Easy 6]

I laughed when I read that part as well. Does that make us twisted bastards?

Heh, yeah kinda... theres a bit of mean spirit in all of us.

[scho63]

It's hard to find that kind of productivity in this day and age.

ROFL

[Frazod]

Yeah read this last night, that is truly impressive in a truly terrible way.

Tasered a guy just to do it LMAO

I guess the guy's lucky this didn't happen in Reno. :D

[RockChalk]

Imagine just being some regular guys enjoying a drink at the bar. This guy walks in, robs you, and then decides to tase someone just for the hell of it. Then pistol whips another. That's some bad luck for those two individuals.

[Imon Yourside]

Imagine just being some regular guys enjoying a drink at the bar. This guy walks in, robs you, and then decides to tase someone just for the hell of it. Then pistol whips another. That's some bad luck for those two individuals.

Or partial luck for the 3rd individual, maybe he promised him a little something on the side.

[Dayze]

has anyone seen Kurt?

[Easy 6]

I guess the guy's lucky this didn't happen in Reno. :D

I love that show, but i think i missed that episode.

[Radar Chief]

I’m not seeing the problem here. /Fredric J. Frenger Jr.

[Frazod]

I love that show, but i think i missed that episode.

I don't even know what show you're talking about. I was alluding to the Johnny Cash song.

[Radar Chief]

I don't even know what show you're talking about. I was alluding to the Johnny Cash song.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reno_911!

I only know of it because I never found it funny enough to continue watching.

[seclark]

I love that show, but i think i missed that episode.
I don't even know what show you're talking about. I was alluding to the Johnny Cash song.

LMAO

[Radar Chief]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reno_911!

I only know of it because I never found it funny enough to continue watching.

Ok, so this was kinda funny.

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[Tribal Warfare]

Thig Lyfe was busy

[gblowfish]

Hey, FAX lives in Nashville....
Have we heard from him lately???

[Thig Lyfe]

Thig Lyfe was busy

Yo I was straight Thiggin' that day.

[Fish]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1113/tumblrm1zf5hfoju1qipzp7.jpg

[Easy 6]

I don't even know what show you're talking about. I was alluding to the Johnny Cash song.

Hahaaa, consider those wires crossed.

[Agent V]

Grand Theft Auto 5 is coming out soon...

Need the cheat for infinite poop.