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dtrain
04-13-2012, 01:51 PM
Physicist claims victory over traffic ticket with physics paper

A physicist at the University of California San Diego used his knowledge of measuring bodies in motion to show in court why he couldn't be guilty of a ticket for failing to halt at a stop sign. The argument, now a four-page paper delving into the differences between angular and linear motion, supposedly got the physicist out of a $400 ticket. If you want to use this excuse, you'll have to learn a little math -- and some powers of persuasion.

The paper by Dmitri Krioukov titled "The Proof of Innocence," notes in the abstract that it's "a way to fight your traffic tickets," and was "awarded a special prize of $400 that the author did not have to pay to the state of California." (It's also posted with a date of April 1, so downloader beware.) Krioukov claims he was approaching a stop sign in his Toyota Yaris when a police officer saw him roll through the intersection, apparently without stopping, and pulled him over. Case closed — except that Krioukov says he was able to show a confluence of events that only made it seem he hadn't stopped.

First, the officer watching the stop sign saw Krioukov's car from the side, distorting his idea of how fast Krioukov was traveling before the stop. At the stop sign itself, Krioukov contended he had stopped — but the officer's view was briefly blocked by a passing car. When Krioukov started again, the officer's sense of Krioukov's speed made it seem he had never stopped at all.

Krioukov told PhysicsCentral that the case and his argument were real, but that he left a flaw in his work for others to find, and sure enough a few commenters found the Yaris-based defect quickly. Leave it to a physicist to create an explanation that ends with people doubting whether the problem explained actually existed at all.
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/physicist-claims-victory-over-traffic-ticket-physics-paper-151808710.html

In58men
04-13-2012, 01:52 PM
Shoot the cop

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04-13-2012, 01:53 PM
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KurtCobain
04-13-2012, 01:54 PM
Shoot the cop

Our pull him put of the car and rape him in his face.

Donger
04-13-2012, 01:57 PM
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Demonstration of the gravitational effects of large objects?

Radar Chief
04-13-2012, 02:03 PM
Demonstration of the gravitational effects of large objects?

All I could think of was "Boobs :drool:".

KurtCobain
04-13-2012, 02:04 PM
Demonstration of the gravitational effects of large objects?

You'd throw a car seat at a cop just for pulling you over? You crazy fucking Germans.

keg in kc
04-13-2012, 02:15 PM
Gotta give him credit for going with his strengths.

Kerberos
04-13-2012, 02:34 PM
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Demonstration of the gravitational effects of large objects?

That is all great if you got'em but that won't help most of us on here. :banghead:

Nice rack though.... :)

redsurfer11
04-13-2012, 04:08 PM
I drive 5 miles over the speed limit and STOP at all Stop signs.

Hammock Parties
04-13-2012, 04:09 PM
I suck the cop's dick.

Win win situation.

Love getting pulled over.

mr. tegu
04-13-2012, 04:23 PM
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Standard operating procedure.

acesn8s
04-14-2012, 02:03 AM
Perhaps the cop should have been stopping black teenagers from walking through a neighborhood watch neighborhood.

Fire Me Boy!
04-14-2012, 05:28 AM
I drive 5 miles over the speed limit and STOP at all Stop signs.

I think you mean 5 miles PER HOUR. Because this is what you said.

Extra Point
04-14-2012, 10:23 AM
An economist would simply explain it all away.

bevischief
04-14-2012, 11:19 AM
I suck the cop's dick.

Win win situation.

Love getting pulled over.

You are going to jail...:deevee:

Brock
04-14-2012, 11:24 AM
I drive 5 miles over the speed limit and STOP at all Stop signs.

Good for you, Safety Saferson.

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04-14-2012, 11:27 AM
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