German Man Runs To Police: Woman Wanted Too Much Sex

[gblowfish]

Whatta pillowbiter!

http://tinyurl.com/735axan

Agence France-Presse reports that a German man in Munich allegedly had to flee to the police after a woman demanded too much sex.
After several amicably agreed upon rolls in the hay, the man reportedly tried to leave the woman's apartment. But she wouldn't let him exit and instead allegedly insisted on more sex. That's when the man ran to the cops for help, according to authorities.
Perhaps the woman in question was unaware of a study reported on by Forbes that found that, while women can, for the most part, never have too much sex, men can.

[Rain Man]

I've never had this happen.

[FlaChief58]

Poor fella :rolleyes:

[Chazno]

Interesting study. I'm looking for a girl to help me find my threshold.

[gblowfish]

Interesting study. I'm looking for a girl to help me find my threshold.

You'll have better luck with that if you wear a lab coat....

[HemiEd]

Whatever happened to "this thread is worthless without pictures?"

[threebag]

Ask and you shall receive.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk2eUu5RQGAHP4Zm_qGjKNTwK2s7BtZvOU3Lq3FjN8i2O9g49T

Whatever happened to "this thread is worthless without pictures?"

[sedated]

Agence France-Presse reports that a German woman in Munich allegedly had to flee to the police after a man demanded too much sex.

After several amicably agreed upon rolls in the hay, the woman reportedly tried to leave the man's apartment. But he wouldn't let her exit and instead allegedly insisted on more sex. That's when the woman ran to the cops for help, according to authorities.

[mr. tegu]

I wonder if the cops responded like in South Park when Kyle reported Ike and the teacher to the cops.

Cops, "we have to find him to give him his luckiest kid in America award!"

[CrazyPhuD]

Well that's kinda fucked up.

[MMXcalibur]

That poor bastard.
Christ, the things that guys put up with sometimes. Who's with me?

[listopencil]

Maybe the guy couldn't get her to climax?

[Paniero]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilsa,_She_Wolf_of_the_SS#section_1

Simpsons did it.

[whoman69]

Ask and you shall receive.



I didn't want to post the picture again, but I find it amazing that a woman who let herself go so badly that she has a buttcrack running down her stomach, is wearing exercise gear.

[acesn8s]

I didn't want to post the picture again, but I find it amazing that a woman who let herself go so badly that she has a buttcrack running down her stomach, is wearing exercise gear.It looks like she has started to exercise, hence the gear.

[threebag]

I didn't want to post the picture again, but I find it amazing that a woman who let herself go so badly that she has a buttcrack running down her stomach, is wearing exercise gear.

ROFL

[BoneKrusher]

just a guess but evidently Germany doesn't have Viagra.

[Dave Lane]

Ask and you shall receive.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk2eUu5RQGAHP4Zm_qGjKNTwK2s7BtZvOU3Lq3FjN8i2O9g49T

Hawk popped wood. Double ass.

[Lonewolf Ed]

I didn't want to post the picture again, but I find it amazing that a woman who let herself go so badly that she has a buttcrack running down her stomach, is wearing exercise gear.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step!

[threebag]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step!

If its in reverse will you hear beep...beep...beep?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

just a guess but evidently Germany doesn't have Viagra.

No, they have shizer for that.

[BoneKrusher]

Ask and you shall receive.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk2eUu5RQGAHP4Zm_qGjKNTwK2s7BtZvOU3Lq3FjN8i2O9g49T

just great, Buttsecks for either side.