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listopencil
04-13-2012, 06:39 PM
In response to the disagreement in this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258408 , I am posting a poll to determine who is more of a "lady's man". GoChiefs vs. Bo's Pelini. Cast your vote and let fate decide.

KurtCobain
04-13-2012, 06:40 PM
In response to the disagreement in this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258408 , I am posting a poll to determine who is more of a "lady's man". GoChiefs vs. Bo's Pelini. Cast your vote and let fate decide.

Said it in the other thread.

Whoever fucks my mom first wins.

listopencil
04-13-2012, 06:40 PM
Said it in the other thread.

Whoever ****s my mom first wins.

There are substantial logistical problems. Unless your mom is willing to travel.

Hammock Parties
04-13-2012, 06:41 PM
I'm no ladies man. But I can get ass every once inawhile.

Billay gets ass when he pays for it, and not before.

Okie_Apparition
04-13-2012, 06:42 PM
Description of "lady"

Hammock Parties
04-13-2012, 06:42 PM
Billay is a ladyboy's man.

listopencil
04-13-2012, 06:44 PM
I'm no ladies man. But I can get ass every once inawhile.

Billay gets ass when he pays for it, and not before.

It's not that you have to be what we would consider a "lady's man". It's a poll asking if you are more of a "lady's man" than Bo's Pelini, according to Chiefs Planet.

listopencil
04-13-2012, 06:44 PM
Description of "lady"


I am going to say it has to be female human.

Hammock Parties
04-13-2012, 06:45 PM
It's not that you have to be what we would consider a "lady's man". It's a poll asking if you are more of a "lady's man" than Bo's Pelini, according to Chiefs Planet.

The correct term is "ladies man."

rico
04-13-2012, 06:45 PM
Isn't this a lesbian vs. potentially hetero type of thing?

listopencil
04-13-2012, 06:51 PM
The correct term is "ladies man."

Oh really? I did not know that.

Hammock Parties
04-13-2012, 06:53 PM
Oh really? I did not know that.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lma4v7p0ed1qkx0x3o1_250.gif

BigMeatballDave
04-13-2012, 06:57 PM
All the ladies buy tickets to Billays gun show.

CrazyHorse
04-13-2012, 06:57 PM
Man.....what did Bo do to be compared to that guy?

Does listening at the door while some dude bangs your sister count count as sex?

listopencil
04-13-2012, 07:05 PM
The correct term is "ladies man."

I googled it and apparently both are acceptable. There is a movie titled "Ladies Man" but that could be because it's easier to manage a font without an apostrophe.

seclark
04-13-2012, 07:11 PM
i vote for the leper with the most fingers.
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listopencil
04-13-2012, 07:26 PM
Well so far GoChiefs is winning this.

Jewish Rabbi
04-13-2012, 07:28 PM
Your daughter

Hammock Parties
04-13-2012, 07:30 PM
Well so far GoChiefs is winning this.

I'm not proud. The only votes for billay are really just votes from people that dislike me.

listopencil
04-13-2012, 10:56 PM
Bumping for more votes.

boogblaster
04-13-2012, 11:01 PM
i voted fo ya goboy dont let me down .. go find a lady .. just one win win this fo ya .....

listopencil
04-13-2012, 11:08 PM
It's pretty impressive that GoChiefs is so close to hitting the Gaz option in votes.

Ebolapox
04-13-2012, 11:13 PM
for some reason, this thread reminded me of this...

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Phobia
04-13-2012, 11:14 PM
I suspect Billay has probably slept with a gal he met some other place than craigslist or a dating website so I voted for him. I'm not sure either of them have game enough to close with a semi-desirable gal out in public.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-13-2012, 11:14 PM
I voted for Leon Phelps

Okie_Apparition
04-13-2012, 11:18 PM
I hope one doesn't get clear pepsi in the other's zima

beach tribe
04-14-2012, 12:12 AM
Bump.
Arkansas to page 2.

Rain Man
04-14-2012, 06:33 AM
this is a lot like trying to figure out who was the best james bond. everyone is going to have a different opinion.

Sfeihc
04-14-2012, 06:42 AM
this is a lot like trying to figure out who was the best james bond. everyone is going to have a different opinion.

Connery, Craig, Moore, Lazenby, Niven, Dalton, R. Steele in that order.

In the matter of this poll. The Gaz option once again will be the easy winner.

Dave Lane
04-14-2012, 07:11 AM
Said it in the other thread.

Whoever ****s my mom first wins.

Well I'm here in KC so I have that going for me :)

threebag
04-14-2012, 08:20 AM
There are substantial logistical problems. Unless your mom is willing to travel.

Skype or web cam will get Bo's Pelini to puke.

milkman
04-14-2012, 09:36 AM
I really have no way of knowing, since I only know these guys as posters on a message forum.

I do suspect, however, thet badgirl is more of a Lady's man than either of these guys.

WhiteWhale
04-14-2012, 10:26 AM
It's like two retarded mice fighting for a piece of rotten cheese.

ChiefaRoo
04-14-2012, 10:29 AM
It's like two retarded mice fighting for a piece of rotten cheese.

LMAO

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 11:09 AM
Bo was on here last night posting at 2 in the morning. This is my first post since 11:44 PM last night.

Guess what I was doing at 2 AM?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbvit2wdWR1qbsfiko1_400.gif

Chief Roundup
04-14-2012, 11:12 AM
Bo was on here last night posting at 2 in the morning. This is my first post since 11:44 PM last night.

Guess what I was doing at 2 AM?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbvit2wdWR1qbsfiko1_400.gif

Jacking off.

bevischief
04-14-2012, 11:13 AM
Does having a adam's apple count?

milkman
04-14-2012, 11:14 AM
Bo was on here last night posting at 2 in the morning. This is my first post since 11:44 PM last night.

Guess what I was doing at 2 AM?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbvit2wdWR1qbsfiko1_400.gif

Masterbating with pics of Princess Leia while in your stormtrooper gear?

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 11:16 AM
Jacking off.

I can post on CP and do that.

There's only one thing that can drag me away from my computer at night.

Phobia
04-14-2012, 11:18 AM
Bo was on here last night posting at 2 in the morning. This is my first post since 11:44 PM last night.

Guess what I was doing at 2 AM?


Giving your mom a hug hoping to feel a booby on your chest?

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 11:19 AM
Giving your mom a hug hoping to feel a booby on your chest?

Speaking of boobs, I love waking up next to a ripe pair. Wonderful feeling.

Donger
04-14-2012, 11:23 AM
This is like asking who is the better runner of two quadriplegics.

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 11:35 AM
This is like asking who is the better runner of two quadriplegics.

The one being drug around by his johnson.

Chief Roundup
04-14-2012, 12:11 PM
I can post on CP and do that.

There's only one thing that can drag me away from my computer at night.

Yeah that is right sucking that cops dick when you run a stop sign on purpose.

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 12:18 PM
Yeah that is right sucking that cops dick when you run a stop sign on purpose.

It's the fastest who gets laid.

Titty Meat
04-14-2012, 03:16 PM
I suspect Billay has probably slept with a gal he met some other place than craigslist or a dating website so I voted for him. I'm not sure either of them have game enough to close with a semi-desirable gal out in public.

Keep in mind my first kiss wasn't at the age of 26 like Clays.


Besides I'm more of a quality not quantity kinda guy. Clay on the other hand.....


I lost my virginity to a woman who invited me over to her "brother's" house after she put his kids to bed.

Anyway, there is a long history of people, both male and female, using dating sites to cheat. Lots of stories.

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 03:28 PM
Besides I'm more of a quality not quantity kinda guy. Clay on the other hand.....

Bullshit. You've never fucked a beautiful woman.

LiveSteam
04-14-2012, 03:43 PM
Admit it, you both have no game.

Slayer Diablo
04-14-2012, 03:48 PM
Keep in mind my first kiss wasn't at the age of 26 like Clays.


Besides I'm more of a quality not quantity kinda guy. Clay on the other hand.....

25 isn't any better.

And Clay, thou protesteth too much.

After reading this thread, Gaz gets my vote.

Titty Meat
04-14-2012, 03:50 PM
Bullshit. You've never ****ed a beautiful woman.

You've never met that chick whos pics you posted in the other thread. She said she didn't know who the fuck you were.

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 03:52 PM
You've never met that chick whos pics you posted in the other thread. She said she didn't know who the fuck you were.

LMAO

What? What chick are you even talking about? How would you even know how to contact her?

Titty Meat
04-14-2012, 03:54 PM
LMAO

What? What chick are you even talking about? How would you even know how to contact her?

The thread where this quote was taken from:

Satanic Goat
I lost my virginity to a woman who invited me over to her "brother's" house after she put his kids to bed.

Anyway, there is a long history of people, both male and female, using dating sites to cheat. Lots of stories.


You posted her pics from her OKcupid account. It's not that hard to find someone. She said she doesn't know who you are I sent a link to the thread as well. Apparently you're a creep on top of being insecure.

LiveSteam
04-14-2012, 03:54 PM
:popcorn:

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 03:55 PM
You posted her pics from her OKcupid account. It's not that hard to find someone. She said she doesn't know who you are I sent a link to the thread as well. Apparently you're a creep on top of being insecure.

LMAO

Idiot. She wasn't even ON OKCupid.

You are talking out your ass.

Titty Meat
04-14-2012, 03:58 PM
LMAO

Idiot. She wasn't even ON OKCupid.

You are talking out your ass.

Oh word?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8176570&postcount=68

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 03:59 PM
LMAO

You are a complete idiot. That's not even the same girl. I never claimed to have anything to do with that one.

LiveSteam
04-14-2012, 04:00 PM
Oh word?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8176570&postcount=68

This is the chick he says he slept with? LMAO ya right

Titty Meat
04-14-2012, 04:00 PM
LMAO

You are a complete idiot. That's not even the same girl. I never claimed to have anything to do with that one.

So you just link random womens pics off a dating website?


Creepy.

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 04:01 PM
So you just link random womens pics off a dating website?


Creepy.

Sure, who cares. It's an example of an internet MILF. No big deal.

Titty Meat
04-14-2012, 04:03 PM
This is the chick he says he slept with? LMAO ya right

This girl drove 2 hours in the rain to have dinner with me, sucked my cock, ****ed me, and left.

(nsfw)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2hnnlmo.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/ofngjo.jpg

True story. LMAO

Notice you can't really see this chicks face.

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 04:04 PM
Notice you can't really see this chicks face.

Why is that relevant? You couldn't score ass like that if you tried to pay for it.

LiveSteam
04-14-2012, 04:05 PM
Notice you can't really see this chicks face.

What I notice is Clay aint never in any of the pics with these ladies. Until he is?

Its all make believe

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 04:07 PM
What I notice is Clay aint never in any of the pics with these ladies. Until he is?

Its all make believe

Do you take pictures with all of your random hookups?

Titty Meat
04-14-2012, 04:07 PM
Why is that relevant? You couldn't score ass like that if you tried to pay for it.

I guess you can claim you've never had to pay for pussy when your parents buy you everything. You ever going to move out?

LiveSteam
04-14-2012, 04:09 PM
Do you take pictures with all of your random hookups?

Guess which one Clay

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/29706_124148847619996_100000746458119_165652_3557875_n.jpg

Hammock Parties
04-14-2012, 04:12 PM
I guess you can claim you've never had to pay for pussy when your parents buy you everything. You ever going to move out?

LMAO

You're a brilliant fucking troll but we both know you're utterly repulsive to attractive women.

Titty Meat
04-14-2012, 04:15 PM
Guess which one Clay

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/29706_124148847619996_100000746458119_165652_3557875_n.jpg

LMAO is that you?

whoman69
04-14-2012, 04:21 PM
Goatsee is more of a lumberjack

http://www.queermusicheritage.us/APR2011/60s/lumberjack%20song.jpg

I got nothin' on Bo's Little Pelini

whoman69
04-14-2012, 04:22 PM
Guess which one Clay

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/29706_124148847619996_100000746458119_165652_3557875_n.jpg

The one they're pointing and laughing at?

LiveSteam
04-14-2012, 04:48 PM
Are we done here? This shit was just getting entertaining

Titty Meat
04-14-2012, 04:49 PM
Who's that chick on the left give her my #

LiveSteam
04-14-2012, 04:57 PM
Who's that chick on the left give her my #

Thats a lil Sioux nation from Millard Nebraska. 100% native American.

listopencil
04-14-2012, 06:19 PM
Thats a lil Sioux nation from Millard Nebraska. 100% native American.


She's a cutie.

listopencil
04-14-2012, 07:26 PM
Wow, Gaz now winning in a landslide.

Rain Man
04-14-2012, 07:55 PM
Thats a lil Sioux nation from Millard Nebraska. 100% native American.

I feel bad about all those broken treaties now.

Dayze
04-14-2012, 08:57 PM
The one they're pointing and laughing at?

LMAO. Awesome

Slayer Diablo
04-15-2012, 11:02 AM
Guess which one Clay

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/29706_124148847619996_100000746458119_165652_3557875_n.jpg

If listopencil hadn't posted, I would've thought the girl on the left was Hitler's Falafel...