**4/23: Official Blue Jays vs Royals (we're winning a freaking home game in April)**

[DeezNutz]

Morrow vs Come-On Chen!!!

We're winning a ****ing home game this month, so we're building positive mojo for over 24 hours. I've contacted mods, and blowfish has been locked from this thread. Additionally we might need to sacrifice a stupid ****ing Cards fan.

Yes we can! YEEESSSS WE CAN!!!

This is for Walmart and all of the things this unflappable institution stands for.

[DeezNutz]

I'm not seeing attendance figures via Yahoo anymore. Other linkage for this stat? Curious how many rabid fans have been turning out lately.

[Trevo_410]

Im going tomorrow, they better fucking win.

[Reaper16]

It's much, much harder to keep this losing streak going that it would be to just win a game or two. Even this losing streak can't escape entropy!

[Three7s]

It's much, much harder to keep this losing streak going that it would be to just win a game or two. Even this losing streak can't escape entropy!
You still don't understand how bad this team is?

[keg in kc]

Chen the stopper.

[Reaper16]

You still don't understand how bad this team is?

This is the positive thread! Take your disbelief of statistics and mathematics to the D.C. subforum!

[JoeyChuckles]

I like the idea of changing it up a bit.

Good call.

[Strongside]

Now It's Our Time?

[DeezNutz]

We're going to take this thread one post at a time, give it our best shot, and, God-willing, everything will work out for the best.

[Trevo_410]

World Series Bound.

[007]

We're going to take this thread one post at a time, give it our best shot, and, God-willing, everything will work out for the best.

lolligagger

[Titty Meat]

This is the positive thread! Take your disbelief of statistics and mathematics to the D.C. subforum!

People in the DC forum can count?

[Three7s]

This is the positive thread! Take your disbelief of statistics and mathematics to the D.C. subforum!
I don't think I've ever posted there, but okay....

[wazu]

You want some good mojo? Take it straight from tomorrow night's pitcher, Bruce Chen: http://www.twitvid.com/9ZMHQ

[KCUnited]

Shit you not, I saw a black dude with dreads, wearing a KC hat, riding a horse down 59th around Highland last night after midnight. That's got to mean something, right?

[wazu]

Shit you not, I saw a black dude with dreads, wearing a KC hat, riding a horse down 59th around Highland last night after midnight. That's got to mean something, right?

Maybe it means we are calling somebody up from Omaha.

[Reaper16]

People in the DC forum can count?

No! They cannot! That is why they post there!

[chiefqueen]

They better win tomorrow with the next homestand being the Yanks & Red Sox making their annual trips in here.

[KurtCobain]

OUR TIME

[KC_Connection]

I'll be there cheering for the sweep. I'm not optimistic, though. Chen has dominated the Jays dating back to his Orioles day (seriously, look it up, he might be one of the most successful pitchers of all time against Toronto) and Morrow has been pitching poorly for a while now (very HR prone).

[Trevo_410]

fyi, 2morrow they're doing the jackson county buy 1 get one free ticket deal.

[Bowser]

yay go team

[kstater]

I'm not seeing attendance figures via Yahoo anymore. Other linkage for this stat? Curious how many rabid fans have been turning out lately.

I drove by the stadium Friday night. It was decent for a(at the time) 8 game losing streak. Prolly 20k.

[Ceej]

Someone get AlciDEEZ Nuts a beer and trophy if KC wins.

Then sign him up for poster of the year.

[BryanBusby]

OUR TIME

to draft will be sooner because holy fuck this team is magical at blowing games

Shit you not, I saw a black dude with dreads, wearing a KC hat, riding a horse down 59th around Highland last night after midnight. That's got to mean something, right?
Woah man. I saw an explosion from god knows where at about 5 am (seriously, no idea what from..was kind of far away), which obviously means dis team is going to explode.

[tmw4h5]

MOOOOOOOOOSE

[kcjayhawks5]

there's too much pressure on this team to win a game right now. maybe in mid august they will finally hit their stride

[DeezNutz]

This team needs to relax and have some fun. Don't think about the pressure of snapping a long losing streak or the pressure of trying to provide a moment of happiness for KC fans before Pioli fucks up the draft on Thursday.

[chiefqueen]

This team needs to relax and have some fun. Don't think about the pressure of snapping a long losing streak or the pressure of trying to provide a moment of happiness for KC fans before Pioli ****s up the draft on Thursday.

What's worse is the Royals play @ 11 that morning, the streak could be 14 before Pioli messes our #1 pick up.

[4th and Long]

fyi, 2morrow they're doing the jackson county buy 1 get one free ticket deal.
I live in Jackson County but, with the current 10 in a row product we currently have on the field, I'm not going until they have the "Buy None, Get Some Free" deal.

[GloryDayz]

So two boys in scouts and Scout-Sunday took me out to the K for today's game.... I'm sorry, that is all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeezNutz]

Where the fuck are Demonpenz and Snugga? How have these two not graced this thread with old-school karma? I'm talking Frog Suit Mario in Big World karma.

[DeezNutz]

Connie Mack isn't walking in that door. Casey Stengel isn't walking in that door. Miller Huggins isn't walking in that fucking door.

We will rally around Ned Yost and we will play good baseball. Now let's eat a fucking snack.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I hope for your guys sake you win this one.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Connie Mack isn't walking in that door. Casey Stengel isn't walking in that door. Miller Huggins isn't walking in that ****ing door.

We will rally around Ned Yost and we will play good baseball. Now let's eat a ****ing snack.

Buddy Biancalana?

[KCUnited]

Chen is 4-2 with a 3.42 ERA in eight career starts versus Toronto.

We're runnin' a little bit hot tonight. Bruce is going to reach down between his legs 'n ease the seat back...

PANAMA! PANAMA..A...A..A..AA!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Chen is 4-2 with a 3.42 ERA in eight career starts versus Toronto.

We're runnin' a little bit hot tonight. Bruce is going to reach down between his legs 'n ease the seat back...

PANAMA! PANAMA..A...A..A..AA!

blew by you... 83!

[DeezNutz]

We know we're worse than you; we don't give a shit if you know it or not. We don't give a shit if you give us your worst game, we'll give you our average game and just barely beat you.

Come on, Toronto. Man up. I feel your worst game approaching tonight.

[lewdog]

Are we already at the point in the season where we make fun of the team we root for?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Are we already at the point in the season where we make fun of the team we root for?

Hasn't that been going on for 10 games or so?

[DeezNutz]

Are we already at the point in the season where we make fun of the team we root for?

When you start in historic territory, a bit of levity is the only thing that can preserve sanity.

[KC_Connection]

Nothing ever good happens when Bruce Chen faces Toronto. Nothing.

Heck, Chen actually beat Morrow straight up last year.

[lewdog]

Hasn't that been going on for 10 games or so?

Oh yea, 10 games. Forgot about that. :(

[stonedstooge]

The losses will only make the wins sweeter when they come

[Coogs]

Are we already at the point in the season where we make fun of the team we root for?

At 3-12, we are on pace for 32-33 wins this season. :shrug:

And for some good news, we have to lose 4 more in a row to get to Cassel's 3-16 pace.

[RockChalk]

I will be there tonight. I have some great seats, so I'll get a good, close look at tonight's win!

Oh..what's that you say? Getz is leading off tonight. 11 it is!

[Fish]

Poopycock.

[gblowfish]

Meanwhile, Toronto players are going out to lunch with George Brett and asking him for advice. Because our players obviously don't give a rats ass about him.

Nice to see somebody using our resources for good.

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/04/21/jays-watch-lunch-with-brett

[DeezNutz]

I will be there tonight. I have some great seats, so I'll get a good, close look at tonight's win!

Oh..what's that you say? Getz is leading off tonight. 11 it is!

Wouldn't surprise me. Yost is messing with the lineup and over-thinking things a little too much right now, so much so that what he's doing is probably counter-productive, if anything.

[lewdog]

Something feels right about tonight. I am going to eat fried rice and Bruce Chen is on the mound. Coincidence or are the stars aligning for a Royals win tonight!!!

[Fish]

Our time!

http://i1038.photobucket.com/albums/a461/Danielle2292A/how_to_slit_wrist.gif

[Al Bundy]

I have behaved like an ass in some game threads.. but this team is terrible and it is frustrating.

[DeezNutz]

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/joboo.jpg

We're fucking winning tonight. Fuck Toronto. Canada is America's National Park. Might as well be the Yellowstone Jays.

[stonedstooge]

Haven't heard if Hudler is back tonight yet

[stonedstooge]

Monty calling the game again tonight. Wonder if Hudler got canned? Surely the Royals would have said something

[SPchief]

Allright, Lets end the streak tonight! Lets do this shit

[KCUnited]

About 35,000 people that are missing this awesomeness in person.

[kstater]

LMAO

[stonedstooge]

UHOH

[Strongside]

Home run aside, Escobar has his pant legs rolled up. Automatic win.

[stonedstooge]

I can't stand this fucking Bautista. Cocky motherfucker

[SPchief]

Despite the homer, Chen looked decent to start. Left one pitch hanging.

[Three7s]

Is the game already over?

[stonedstooge]

Playing from behind again

[kstater]

Despite the homer, Chen looked decent to start. Left one pitch hanging.

Despite hitting the iceburg, the maiden Titanic voyage was a smashing success.

[Strongside]

I can't stand this ****ing Bautista. Cocky mother****er

He reminds me of Uday Hussein, Saddam's son, before we dropped a bomb on his head.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54525000/jpg/_54525119_uday_hussein_getty.jpg

[DeezNutz]

Has Hudler been fired?

[stonedstooge]

And the silence of the bats continues

[stonedstooge]

Has Hudler been fired?

I wonder. His name was never mentioned in the pregame show yesterday or today

[DeezNutz]

I wonder. His name was never mentioned in the pregame show yesterday or today

Such a stupid idea to hire him in the first place, but Dan Glass is an impressively stupid motherfucker.

Congrats on having a wealthy father, Dan.

[Strongside]

Has Hudler been fired?

I was wondering that. Did they say that Montgomery would be working from the booth at all before the year started? I don't remember hearing that. I'll laugh my ass off if the team is off to a horrible start and the Royals proclaim that they've made a move to jump start the season by firing an announcer.

[stonedstooge]

I wouldn't doubt if they didn't try to get Frank to come back. He's probably just politely saying no.

[Strongside]

I wouldn't doubt if they didn't try to get Frank to come back. He's probably just politely saying no.

We have fallen victim to the 'Frank White Curse'.

[DeezNutz]

If he's off the air this early, the negative feedback must have been overwhelming.

While Monty is much better, this crew is boring as shit. Damn I miss Fever and White.

[stonedstooge]

Royals will announce that Hudler was too negative

[kstater]

MOOOSE

[DeezNutz]

Outstanding and damn near incredible.

[Strongside]

MOOOOSE!!! That was a fucking double play, asshole!!!!!

[SPchief]

Well, Yuni wouldn't have gotten to that. MOOOSE

[tmw4h5]

Moose really, really looks good so far this year.
His defense is way better than what I thought it would be.

[kstater]

Jesus, that saved 2 runs.

[DeezNutz]

Usually I think it's stupid, but it might be time for Yost to get himself tossed.

[stonedstooge]

Moose really, really looks good so far this year.
His defense is way better than what I thought it would be.

Dudes got an arm, that's for sure

[kstater]

Usually I think it's stupid, but it might be time for Yost to get himself tossed.

Nah, gotta take it one out at a time.

[stonedstooge]

Chen dodged that bullet

[keg in kc]

Okay, now somebody get some hits or something.

[SPchief]

Nice

[Strongside]

Speaking of Moose, I made this and took it to the game yesterday...

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/575163_10151553616325724_502320723_24031006_285781711_n.jpg

He loved it. Signed it, and took a pic with my room mates.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/540203_10151557373055724_502320723_24047901_1522206340_n.jpg

[tmw4h5]

Okay, now somebody get some hits or something.

Don't worry, Moose will take care of that too.

He's going to carry our team.

[kstater]

Think they'll get enough fans to come out to get their Our time shirts?

[SPchief]

Teh Hoz

[tmw4h5]

Holy shit, that's some POWER.

[Strongside]

HOSMEEERRRRRRR

[keg in kc]

Nice.

[kstater]

HOZ

[stonedstooge]

See what you can do going with the pitch HOS?

[lewdog]

Nice to see.

[tmw4h5]

Obligatory weak ground ball with Frenchy.
"What do you mean take pitches? I swing for the fences."

[keg in kc]

Think they'll get enough fans to come out to get their Our time shirts?That promo struck me as hilarious.

[Strongside]

These were the girls' idea...but I obliged. They got a ton of attention at the game.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/525781_10151557063425724_502320723_24046507_1344277100_n.jpg

[stonedstooge]

These were the girls' idea...but I obliged. They got a ton of attention at the game.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/525781_10151557063425724_502320723_24046507_1344277100_n.jpg

You living Three's Company style?

[SPchief]

Moose battling

[tmw4h5]

MOOOOOOOOOOSE.

[kstater]

MOOSETACOS

[SPchief]

MOOOOSE

[SPchief]

Make him throw strikes

[tmw4h5]

MOOOOOOSE MOOOOOVES TO THIRD.

[Strongside]

You living Three's Company style?

My GF and I own a house and 2 of her friends rent our 2 spare rooms. They pay our mortgage and I still get to party like I'm in college and my house is constantly full of hot chicks. I do not complain.

[stonedstooge]

Keep it going Pena

[stonedstooge]

My GF and I own a house and 2 of her friends rent our 2 spare rooms. They pay our mortgage and I still get to party like I'm in college and my house is constantly full of hot chicks. I do not complain.

Kool

[tmw4h5]

Pena is fat.

[Strongside]

Pena you fat shit.

[SPchief]

Damnit Bryan

[kstater]

Well that wasn't a very good AB.

[lewdog]

My GF and I own a house and 2 of her friends rent our 2 spare rooms. They pay our mortgage and I still get to party like I'm in college and my house is constantly full of hot chicks. I do not complain.

:clap: :thumb:

I can only imagine the things that happen when you all get drunk together.

[Al Bundy]

Pena... wtf was that?

[kstater]

Really no reason not to swing here on 3-1 count.

[kstater]

Fucking retards

[tmw4h5]

UMP, BREAKING MY BALLS. COME ON, UMP.

[SPchief]

Just unlucky

[lewdog]

Well that was a good play. Damn.

[Al Bundy]

Well.. that's what the fuck happens.

[keg in kc]

Hell of a play there.

[petegz28]

Nice job by Pena swinging at balls 3&4

[tmw4h5]

I've been watching the Brewers game on MLB.TV and man, I miss Greinke.

[Strongside]

:clap: :thumb:

I can only imagine the things that happen when you all get drunk together.

Haha, it's interesting to say the least. The other plus is that I NEVER have to cook a meal...zing!

[DeezNutz]

I've been watching the Brewers game on MLB.TV and man, I miss Greinke.

I hope that he rides his John Deere into an AIDS tree.

[Canofbier]

I've been watching the Brewers game on MLB.TV and man, I miss Greinke.

I don't miss Yuni playing SS.

[tmw4h5]

Greinke just grounded into a double play.
He could bat in the two hole for us.

[Strongside]

At this rate, Chen might make it farther than any of our pitchers have made it yet...like 6 innings or something. ha.

[kstater]

At this rate, Chen might make it farther than any of our pitchers have made it yet...like 6 innings or something. ha.

He went 7 in his last outing.

[Canofbier]

I don't remember Moose being considered a plus defender, but he's been awfully good at 3rd so far this year. If he keeps playing at this level, is he a gold glove contender?

[Strongside]

He went 7 in his last outing.

Excuuuuuuse me! lol.

[DeezNutz]

Frizzycock, no one talks about teacups, so shut the fuck up.

[lewdog]

Moose is a lot quicker than I thought. I looked up his size and I thought he was bigger than 6', 210? Maybe that is why he looks quicker. lol

[stonedstooge]

Good defense Royals

[kstater]

I don't remember Moose being considered a plus defender, but he's been awfully good at 3rd so far this year. If he keeps playing at this level, is he a gold glove contender?

No, not this year.

[SPchief]

Keep the bats going.

[DeezNutz]

If Escobar continues to hit .250-.300, he justifies the Greinke trade on his own.

[Strongside]

If Escobar continues to hit .250-.300, he justifies the Greinke trade on his own.

This.

[stonedstooge]

If Escobar continues to hit .250-.300, he justifies the Greinke trade on his own.

Did we get more than Jeffress and Escobar? Cain?

[PunkinDrublic]

Damn I love watching Escobar in the field. He makes it look easy.

[DeezNutz]

Man love.

[kstater]

Nice

[Strongside]

ESCOBAR WITH A RIIIIP.

[DeezNutz]

Did we get more than Jeffress and Escobar? Cain?

Odoreasy.

[tmw4h5]

If Escobar continues to hit .250-.300, he justifies the Greinke trade on his own.

I think we actually did really, really well in that trade.
Escobar looks solid. I think Cain can be a very good CF and Odorizzi looks very good in the minors so far.

As I typed this, Escobar doubled. Love this kid so far.

[lewdog]

Rollin in a dubz!

[keg in kc]

Who's this guy that's been hitting for Escobar all season?

[Canofbier]

If Escobar continues to hit .250-.300, he justifies the Greinke trade on his own.

Hey, speak of the devil.

[stonedstooge]

I'll bet he is a fun kid to coach

[tmw4h5]

GETZ, THE STUD.

[keg in kc]

I hate small ball, but nice bunt.

[DeezNutz]

Wish he had the confidence to pull the ball. I know we've been sucking shit, but we still play in the AL. Hate the bunt at this point.

[Strongside]

Ist it just me, or is that the first successful bunt advance we've had all year?

[keg in kc]

Gordon about to strike out again.

[DeezNutz]

Put the ball in play, please.

[DeezNutz]

Ist it just me, or is that the first successful bunt advance we've had all year?

In the third? I hope so. Wish we didn't have one now.

How the fuck do you miss that, Alex?

[lewdog]

Put the ball in play, please.

Yes, anywhere. Just do it.

[stonedstooge]

Ist it just me, or is that the first successful bunt advance we've had all year?

I think they have failed a couple

[kstater]

Dominate

[DeezNutz]

Why the bunt is stupid #48.

[lewdog]

Jesus Christ......

[kstater]

sigh

[stonedstooge]

JFC

[keg in kc]

Butler has gone to shit in this series.

[tmw4h5]

Cool way to ruin a lead-off double.

[Strongside]

Gordon about to strike out again.

:mad:

[Canofbier]

Well, hell.

[Al Bundy]

I have a question... for a team is absolutely doing everything it can to not score runs why do the Royals give away outs in the bottom of the 3rd?

[Blankey]

That half-inning was kind of hilarious

[chiefsfan987]

I hate small ball, but nice bunt.

I don't mind small ball but you need to be smart about it. Getz bunting there was retarded because Gordon is batting behind him. Every other at bat Gordon strikes out so you're wasting an out imo.

[DeezNutz]

Major hole in Gordon's swing is back at the forefront this year.

[petegz28]

2 inings in a rouw..runner on 3rd less than 2 out..no runs

[Strongside]

I have a question... for a team is absolutely doing everything it can to not score runs why do the Royals give away outs in the bottom of the 3rd?

Because it's Chris Getz. We can either bunt and advance the runner on 2nd and give up the out, or Getz can hit a slow roller to short, freeze the runner, and still give up the out. It's the lesser of two evils.

[DeezNutz]

I have a question... for a team is absolutely doing everything it can to not score runs why do the Royals give away outs in the bottom of the 3rd?

Because Yost is over-managing and currently doing stupid fucking shit right now. If he's not careful, he's going to be the one to fall on the sword should things continue to be abysmal.

[Canofbier]

On the bright side, Hosmer is on pace to hit over 40 home runs this year.

:shrug:

[kstater]

First 10k fans receive a bucket of pine tar.

[Strongside]

I WANT THAT FUCKING PINE TAR BAT.

[Strongside]

Frank White would never talk about an electric Fiat 500 in the booth. Fucking amateurs.

[tmw4h5]

Frank White would never talk about an electric Fiat 500 in the booth. ****ing amateurs.

.

[DeezNutz]

I chuckled when Fuzzycock got so animated for the 0-2 pitch and Chen clocked in at 77 mph.

THIS IS EXCITING SHIT!

[petegz28]

So what happened to Hudler?

[Strongside]

I chuckled when Fuzzycock got so animated for the 0-2 pitch and Chen clocked in at 77 mph.

THIS IS EXCITING SHIT!

ROFL Fuzzycock. I'll never call him anything else. It's like the first time I heard someone say Tim Teblow. I haven't said Tebow since.

[DeezNutz]

Monty will get better, but he's had some gaffs this game:

1. Morrow is up to 38 pitches...Actually, he's at 33; Chen is at 38.
2. Morrow was working Hosmer inside (FoxTrack shows the ball on the outer black).

[keg in kc]

Frenchy finally gets one of his patented soft grounders to roll all the way into the outfield.

[stonedstooge]

I feel a baserunning error a coming

[DeezNutz]

Straight steal with Frenchy is fucking idiotic, and the Royals have been the case-study for stupid on the bases this year.

[Strongside]

I have no idea what Monty just said there analyzing Frenchy's swing. Something about getting it up with glitter.

[DeezNutz]

Nice. Shit luck.

[keg in kc]

It's like every team knows exactly where we're going to hit the ball on the rare occasion that we actually hit the ball.

[Strongside]

WTF...Thought that was a base hit for sure.

[stonedstooge]

That was a basehit for 95 out of 100 batters

[keg in kc]

That was a basehit for 95 out of 100 battersUnfortunately those 5 players where it isn't a hit all play here.

[tmw4h5]

Random, but anybody know which Royals affiliate Bubba Starling is playing for?

[PunkinDrublic]

Our pitching is what it is, but it's only a matter of time before the offense breaks out big time. There's just too much talent not to.

[petegz28]

what happened to Hudler?

[DeezNutz]

I'd leave Moose's motion alone. I understand the worry about bunt coverage, but until it's an issue...

[DeezNutz]

what happened to Hudler?

Pine tar bat to the ass.

[stonedstooge]

what happened to Hudler?

Noone knows

[petegz28]

Pine tar bat to the ass.

He got the hook?

[DeezNutz]

He got the hook?

Absolutely no mention of his absence. Last night to start the broadcast, Fuzzycock said that Monty was on board to try to stop the losing streak. Nothing tonight.

[Titty Meat]

Absolutely no mention of his absence. Last night to start the broadcast, Fuzzycock said that Monty was on board to try to stop the losing streak. Nothing tonight.

Man doesn't that guy suck? I thought nobody was worse than Bob Davis but I was wrong.

[Canofbier]

Has Ryan been doing the radio these past few games? I know he did for one, but I'm not sure about the last couple.

[chiefsfan987]

what happened to Hudler?

probably just has the night off. They have too many announcers. I'm listening on the radio and this is the first time all season I've heard Bob Davis.

[DeezNutz]

Man doesn't that guy suck? I thought nobody was worse than Bob Davis but I was wrong.

Unbearable. Stupid statements with a weird, elongated slur-type tone to his voice.

[chiefsfan987]

Has Ryan been doing the radio these past few games? I know he did for one, but I'm not sure about the last couple.

He has done a couple of radio ones. Its Bob Davis and Denny Matthews tonight.

[stonedstooge]

Needed that his last time up

[Strongside]

Fatass with the double!!!

[DeezNutz]

Do. Not. Bunt.

[kstater]

Pena lucky the LF'er had his head up his ass.

[kstater]

ROFL

[tmw4h5]

PENA, QUIT BEING FAT.

[stonedstooge]

JFC YOST

[Blankey]

STOP.
FUCKING.
BUNTING.

[petegz28]

another wasted leadoff double

[DeezNutz]

Fucking Hillman back in the dugout. Fuck. Go ahead and fire this clown if he's going to piss himself at the first sign of adversity.

[Canofbier]

That was atrocious. Screw Yost.

[Al Bundy]

I root against teams getting the bunt down unless it is in the 9th inning. The Royals deserve to lose this game.

[kstater]

There's a run that would have scored.

[Toadkiller]

Holy shit, everytime they bunt to move the runners they screw it up. They can't bunt correctly so stop fucking doing it. How many times has a baserunner been thrown out at third this year from a failed bunt.

[DeezNutz]

Safety squeeze!!!! Safety squeeze!!!!

[lewdog]

Just put the ball in play with a swing, jesus christ.

[kstater]

Time for a double steal double play.

[Strongside]

Here comes the squeeze...and it will fail.

[DeezNutz]

Yost -1.

[Canofbier]

Should have been a run. Jesus.

[stonedstooge]

DON'T DO IT NED

[DeezNutz]

"The get-back coach."

[lewdog]

Are we fucking joking right now!?

[kstater]

1 chance missed at a legit swing

[DeezNutz]

Fire Ned Yost. He's a weak-minded clown.

[Strongside]

Jesus fucking christ with this bunting. I am slowly lifting my left foot to place it on the deck of the 'fire yost' bandwagon.

[alnorth]

The first bunt was an atrocious decision, but I'm fine with trying to squeeze a run home, 1 out with Getz up.

[Canofbier]

Seriously, why the goddamn bunting? Yost is trying to get himself fired.

[lewdog]

DP????

[Strongside]

C'mon Getz...just hit a roller to short and get this over with.

[DeezNutz]

"Just does stay alive" in strange voice. Well done, Dan Glass. Well fucking done.

[DeezNutz]

Alex in pressure situation. Again.

[petegz28]

you have to be fucking joking...are we going for 3 innings with RISP less than two out and no runs?

[stonedstooge]

OK Alex, get it going

[alnorth]

...and thats why a squeeze 1 out with Getz up isn't a terrible decision.

[petegz28]

Alice will K

[Strongside]

You've got to be kidding me. If Giavotella isn't called up by the end of the week I'm running onto the field next time they're at home and socking Getz in the mouth. I'm confident I could take him, too.

[stonedstooge]

And it continues. fuck

[DeezNutz]

...and thats why a squeeze 1 out with Getz up isn't a terrible decision.

Results don't necessarily justify a decision.

If Yuni goes 4-4 leading off, it was still stupid to put him in that role in the lineup. Similarly, Getz has to be able to put a ball in play.

[kstater]

Fire him mid-game.

[Mizzou_8541]

JFC. That was embarrassing.

[stonedstooge]

Maybe Francona wants back in