Another poop thread: Where has this been all of my life?

[RealSNR]

If one of you pigs knew about this and didn't tell me, you're no longer my friend.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

This chart is absolutely fantastic.

I don't care what my wife says. I'm printing one out, framing it, and hanging it up in the bathroom. You know how some people like putting up kitsch pictures in their bathrooms. Screw that. I don't need to look at babies dressed like sunflowers sitting in the bathtub, or cartoon cats sleeping on top of toilets. Give me this. Give me some knowledge. Knowledge is power. Pooping power.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg/479px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg.png

[Buck]

Type 4 is ideal.

[BigMeatballDave]

Type 4 is ideal.Cool. Thats what I usually produce.

[corn fed chief]

Type 4 is ideal.

I feel like Type 2 or 3 is ideal. Type 4 tends to create long wiping sessions.

[chasedude]

Type 4 is ideal.

Depending on length you can make commas, or question marks... all coming from my colon.

[acesn8s]

I am pretty certain some types are missing.

[tooge]

I'm usually a mix of type 1 and type 7, but at the same time. Sounds like shooting a sack of potatoes into a lake. Disturbs my wife greatly.

[BigCatDaddy]

Where are the green ones on the chart?

[KurtCobain]

I'm a big type seven guy.

[JOhn]

WHY????

Why did I open this thread over my first cup of coffee?

:banghead:

[Sofa King]

I like my poop like i like my women, Lumpy.

[KurtCobain]

WHY????

Why did I open this thread over my first cup of coffee?

:banghead:

That coffee knows what it wants to be.

[KCUnited]

Every time I get 6, Smoke On The Water gets stuck in my head.

[Braincase]

Where are the green ones on the chart?

Eating a little too much black licorice?

[Direckshun]

I like my poop like i like my women, Lumpy.

LMAO

[RockChalk]

I believe Type 4 is what George Brett was talking about

[NewChief]

I'm a 2/3 for the most part with an occasional 4 mixed in.

[MMXcalibur]

Type 2 or 3 is ideal. Less wiping.
Type 4 or 5 is the devil's handiwork.

[ModSocks]

Type 2 or 3 is ideal. Less wiping.
Type 4 or 5 is the devil's handiwork.

Strictly from a health standpoint, Type 4 is what you should strive for. 1-3 Means you're having trouble digesting and your shit is staying in your system longer than it should, IIRC.

Typically 1-3 is also harder and darker in color.

Aim for a nice smooth, golden brown that pinches at both ends. Should come out more like Soft serve Ice Cream rather than a cob of corn.

[RockChalk]

Aim for a nice smooth, golden brown that pinches at both ends. Should come out more like Soft serve Ice Cream rather than a cob of corn.

ie, "double-tapered"

[Ceej]

I shit you not.....ive dumped a capital "S" before.


And no, I didn't wiggle my hips or dangle it any differently.

I shit greatness.

[Saccopoo]

Type 4 - Smooth and soft, like a snake. A big, fat homo erotic, "I just took a massive turd and kinda felt sexy about it." snake that left my o-ring stinging just a bit type of dump.

This is how you celebrate the #4:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__FSrGCT1nBk/TJTADYZdiMI/AAAAAAAADEg/of9JRugNrSM/s1600/liberace1.jpg

[beach tribe]

There isn't any corn in any of those.
Peanuts either.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Type 6 is for alcoholics

[Fish]

Type 4 - Smooth and soft, like a snake. A big, fat homo erotic, "I just took a massive turd and kinda felt sexy about it." snake that left my o-ring stinging just a bit type of dump.

This is how you celebrate the #4:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__FSrGCT1nBk/TJTADYZdiMI/AAAAAAAADEg/of9JRugNrSM/s1600/liberace1.jpg

I pictured you being slightly younger....

[Saccopoo]

Type 6 is for alcoholics

You obviously eat way too much when you drink. Type 7, with a rim staining splatter as that first beer shit comes out of you like a cyclone going through a knothole is the turd of choice for hard boozers.

Type 6 is the result of an evening at Taco Bell.

[RockChalk]

Type 6 is the result of an evening at Taco Bell.

roger that. unfortunately, i know it all too well since they introduced the Doritos Los Tacos

[gblowfish]

Reminds me of Geology Class at Mizzou.
Is it anthracite, basaltic or a composite?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You obviously eat way too much when you drink. Type 7, with a rim staining splatter as that first beer shit comes out of you like a cyclone going through a knothole is the turd of choice for hard boozers.

Type 6 is the result of an evening at Taco Bell.

you really know your shit. I do eat too much when I drink.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I prefer 3. Less mess.

[DJ's left nut]

I feel like Type 2 or 3 is ideal. Type 4 tends to create long wiping sessions.

This.

Type 3 FTMFW. Get it out of there firm so I can give it a couple quick swipes and be done.

[RealSNR]

Something this topic regrettably doesn't address:

Floaters

[-King-]

Type 4 is ideal.

Strictly from a health standpoint, Type 4 is what you should strive for. 1-3 Means you're having trouble digesting and your shit is staying in your system longer than it should, IIRC.

Typically 1-3 is also harder and darker in color.

Aim for a nice smooth, golden brown that pinches at both ends. Should come out more like Soft serve Ice Cream rather than a cob of corn.

According to the wikipedia link, type 3 is actually the more ideal one.

Types 1–2 indicate constipation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constipation), with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools", especially the former, as they are easy to defecate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation) while not containing any excess liquid, and 5, 6 and 7 tending towards diarrhoea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhea)

[gblowfish]

I've been eating raisins all day so we can call up the ole #4.....


TMI????

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Strictly from a health standpoint, Type 4 is what you should strive for. 1-3 Means you're having trouble digesting and your shit is staying in your system longer than it should, IIRC.

Typically 1-3 is also harder and darker in color.

Aim for a nice smooth, golden brown that pinches at both ends. Should come out more like Soft serve Ice Cream rather than a cob of corn.



This man knows his shit ! :clap:

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I've read that if your diet is right your shit should float.

[RealSNR]

I've read that if your diet is right your shit should float.Score for me! My shit floats all the time.

[Pablo]

I'm type 3 all day, every day.

[Buck]

According to the wikipedia link, type 3 is actually the more ideal one.

Types 1–2 indicate constipation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constipation), with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools", especially the former, as they are easy to defecate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation) while not containing any excess liquid, and 5, 6 and 7 tending towards diarrhoea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhea)

Yup, I actually know this chart pretty well. I wasn't fucking around when I said 4 is ideal.

[Confucius]

I've read that if your diet is right your shit should float.


Yes. Humans who eat healthily produce bouyant feces.

[Nzoner]

Finally got around to reading this thread,now I have to go shit and after 116 ounces of blvd wheat last night.

[acesn8s]

So, what type is the cow patty shit?

[chasedude]

Finally got around to reading this thread,now I have to go shit and after 116 ounces of blvd wheat last night.

You know it's bad when you give yourself a courtesy flush.

[RealSNR]

Finally got around to reading this thread,now I have to go shit and after 116 ounces of blvd wheat last night.So, what category was your poop?

[Nzoner]

So, what category was your poop?

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