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Al Bundy
04-23-2012, 04:35 PM
DeionSanders ‏ @DeionSanders


Pray for me and my kids now! They just witnessed their mother and a friend jump me in my room. She's going to jail n I'm pressing charges!


DeionSanders ‏ @DeionSanders


I'm sad my boys witnessed this mess but I warned the police department here that she was gone try n harm me and my boys. This is on my mama!

DeionSanders ‏ @DeionSanders



http://yfrog.com/o0547uj filling out police reports now! Thank God for this platform to issue the Truth.

DaKCMan AP
04-23-2012, 04:44 PM
Maybe Deion shouldn't have fucked around like a rabbit.

The Dawg
04-23-2012, 05:15 PM
This is on my mama!

That's my mamma!

Okie_Apparition
04-23-2012, 05:22 PM
He won't even tackle her

TimeForWasp
04-23-2012, 05:29 PM
Pee on Deon.

Rain Man
04-23-2012, 05:32 PM
He's got the perfect alibi if she tries to turn it back on him. He's got a thousand hours of game film showing that he never hits anybody.

seclark
04-23-2012, 05:32 PM
i'm sure there are at least 2 sides to this story.
bet they're both fucked up.
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-King-
04-23-2012, 05:44 PM
Id let his wife beat me.
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Cephalic Trauma
04-23-2012, 05:50 PM
He's got the perfect alibi if she tries to turn it back on him. He's got a thousand hours of game film showing that he never hits anybody.

ROFL

blaise
04-23-2012, 05:56 PM
Sean Peyton paid her a bounty to do it.

BigMeatballDave
04-23-2012, 06:47 PM
He's got the perfect alibi if she tries to turn it back on him. He's got a thousand hours of game film showing that he never hits anybody.LMAO

Brilliant! :hail:

KcMizzou
04-23-2012, 07:40 PM
He's got the perfect alibi if she tries to turn it back on him. He's got a thousand hours of game film showing that he never hits anybody.Damn you. So obvious, yet I didn't think of it. Well done, sir.

Brando
04-23-2012, 08:06 PM
He paid Michael Irvin to protect him, but Irvin was balls deep in the booger sugar when she attacked.

Simplicity
04-23-2012, 08:18 PM
PRIMETIME!!!

Bugeater
04-23-2012, 08:30 PM
Too bad she didn't end that useless piece of shit.

In58men
04-23-2012, 08:49 PM
Raw footage


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEEPVGtwsO8&feature=youtube_gdata_player



Sorry can't embed from an iPhone

ThaVirus
04-23-2012, 09:08 PM
Id let his wife beat me.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pics?

Simply Red
04-23-2012, 10:21 PM
Deion is played like a Baldwin Grand.

Phobia
04-23-2012, 10:34 PM
I hope she made him bleed all over his purple pinstriped suit.

-King-
04-23-2012, 10:38 PM
Pics?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqutzeNwWC1qbqmu8.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqwgccQiQA1qbqmu8.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqut7umbcw1qbqmu8.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lquttnGJdo1qbqmu8.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqutxzhH171qbqmu8.jpg

boogblaster
04-23-2012, 11:06 PM
nice suga .....

Phobia
04-23-2012, 11:07 PM
How can I get her to assault me? I won't even report it.

BoneKrusher
04-24-2012, 06:50 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/24/sport/deion-sanders-wife/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

BoneKrusher
04-24-2012, 06:55 AM
How can I get her to assault me? I won't even report it.

i'm second in line. :thumb:

Sofa King
04-24-2012, 08:33 AM
How can I get her to assault me? I won't even report it.

Like this.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-miAbDhiW-eM/T2nnLVUPBxI/AAAAAAAABx8/AWnNjBqK8Dc/s400/gunpoint.jpg

PunkinDrublic
04-24-2012, 08:50 AM
I might feel bad for Deion if he wasn't such a holier than thou hypocrit.

Frazod
04-24-2012, 09:01 AM
Personally, I think if my wife was kicking my ass, I'd keep it to myself.

I guess we know who the bitch in that relationship is.

Monty
04-24-2012, 09:10 AM
I might feel bad for Deion if he wasn't such a holier than thou hypocrit.

+1

BoneKrusher
04-24-2012, 11:00 AM
Personally, I think if my wife was kicking my ass, I'd keep it to myself.


Yeah That^

Sanders wasn't physical when he played and looks like he's still a pussy when it comes to taking a hit.

lewdog
04-24-2012, 11:17 AM
http://www.bellbajao.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/real-men-beat-eggs.jpg

whoman69
04-24-2012, 02:14 PM
He's got the perfect alibi if she tries to turn it back on him. He's got a thousand hours of game film showing that he never hits anybody.

Unless they show the fights he always got in if anybody had the cajones to block him.

vailpass
04-24-2012, 02:25 PM
Who's the comedian that does the bit on why black guys date white women because they don't have to be afraid of them slapping them upside the head?