Dear ladies don't squeeze the lovestick,

[big nasty kcnut]

http://www.therightscoop.com/woman-kills-man-by-squeezing-his-testicles-over-parking-dispute/

[Lumpy]

That's just nuts!

[Jenson71]

Died!? Maybe he had a heart attack or a stroke.

[CrazyPhuD]

Was she whistling the theme from the nutcracker while she was doing it?

[Sofa King]

Wow. She was awfully teste.

He should have taken his balls and gone home.

[seclark]

evil bitch:mad:

[suds79]

What's sad is she has a kid.

Hope it was worth it. "Momma might be going away for a while."

[ChiTown]

So, she made him bust a nut?

[bevischief]

He must be a ball to be around.

[ChiefRocka]

That took balls for sure...but is it still considered "man"slaughter ?!?

[mdchiefsfan]

Man, I'll bet he was balling his eyes out.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Balling for Columbine.

She showed some testicular fortitude there. She sacked up, grabbed life by the balls, and accomplished the task at hand.

[Extra Point]

Fitting website to post this story.

Permanent sack time.

[Skyy God]

I wonder whether they'll let her semen while incarcerated.

[bevischief]

She was a real ball breaker.

[bevischief]

That took balls.

[Munson]

She must have been a little nutty to do something like that.

[bevischief]

She has him by the nuts...

[bevischief]

His nuts are in her purse.

[BoneKrusher]

he put his Balls To The Wall.

[Nickel D]

She would have handled his jewels in a more humane way but couldn't find a wood chipper.