Greatest CP Folk Heroes

[Thig Lyfe]

Something I love about this place is the way we build up certain players to the point where they become mythological figures. And I don't mean true on-the-field heroes like Derrick Thomas, Tony Gonzalez, or Tyler Thigpen. I mean the guys who only achieved greatness in our collective imagination. The guys who became legends without actually doing anything legendary. The guys whose names live on in our hearts and our hearts alone.

They are the folk heroes of ChiefsPlanet.

Who, in your opinion, is the greatest of them all?

Some candidates:

Rich Scanlon: Emerging from the shadowy, mysterious region known as Europe, he tantalized us (well, mostly the Roys) with the promise of salvation, everlasting joy, and decent linebacker play. He ended up providing us with none of those things, though he did get a few special teams tackles, I think.

Bobby Sippio: A man of humble indoor beginnings, Robert "Bobby" Sippio took River Falls by storm with his unique blend of middling talent and decent size. Though he was often confused by the tremendous length of the field, he offered a glimmer of hope to fans who had an eye for talent and/or an HBO subscription. He even made the 53 man roster, but was cut in favor of Tyler Thigpen, who as we all know went on to accomplish great things.

Ricky Stanzi: There is still some hope that noted jingoist Ricky Stanzi will actually get a chance to lead our Chiefs to the promised land. But until he actually manages to get on the field, his imaginary legend will continue to grow. Will he, like Robin Hood, steal from the rich (Matt Cassel, by killing him) to give to the poor (the Chiefs fanbase, by winning a fucking playoff game)? Or will he merely linger on the bench as a fading beacon of hope, a whispered promise of what could have been? Only time will tell.

Contribute your nominations below.

[crispystl]

Casey Printers??

[Reaper16]

Boomer Grigsby deserves a nomination.

[In58men]

Peyton Manning

[The Franchise]

Boomer Grigsby
Andy Studebaker

[SPchief]

Dont you dare doubt the powers of Rich Scanlon

[Deberg_1990]

Greatest CP folk hero = MrBlond

[chiefs1111]

Sean LaChapelle

[OnTheWarpath15]

Sean LaChapelle.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Sean LaChapelle

Missed it by...

[Deberg_1990]

Mark Boerigter. CP loves untalented white boy.

[The Franchise]

Marc Boerigter

[pr_capone]

Devard Darling - our savior at WR

[OnTheWarpath15]

Mark Boerigter

Yep.

Hell, we can pretty much end this thread by just saying, "any white skill player that wasn't skilled."

[chiefs1111]

Tyler Thigpen

[pr_capone]

Brad Cottam (I'll cop to this one)

[Calcountry]

Lawrence Tynes. Sucks here, then wins two Bowls when he leaves, including a frozen kick from 40 plus in Lambeau to win the NFC.

[Deberg_1990]

Kris Wilson?

[pr_capone]

Jarrad Page

[Calcountry]

Lawrence Tynes. Sucks here, then wins two Bowls when he leaves, including a frozen kick from 40 plus in Lambeau to win the NFC.Then there was of course, the whole Christy Tynes thing. Just ask Laz, he has the scoop on it.

[T-post Tom]

Jesse Haynes

[Thig Lyfe]

Kris Wilson?

Ah, yes. The secret weapon whose secrets were never told.

[Munson]

Brodie Croyle. Or maybe I should say Kelli Croyle. She brought us more joy than Brodie ever did.

[pr_capone]

Tyler Thigpen

Fuck that. Given the option, I would have Thiggy in KC starting over Kasl in a heartbeat.

[chiefs1111]

Mike Maslowski

[blaise]

Ty Law. For years they pursued him. He was the ring to bind them all. Then when receivers ran by him he disappeared.

[In58men]

Corey Mays.

[blaise]

Brodie Croyle. Or maybe I should say Kelli Croyle. She brought us more joy than Brodie ever did.

We still need to see what he can do. Kid was a gunslinger.

[ChiefMojo]

Maslowski was a good folks hero but the guy actually did put up some big time stats as as Chiefs if I remember correctly?

[DaFace]

Kris Wilson?

This would be my vote.

[Halfcan]

Dan Williams-signed a HUGE contract-sprained his toe, put his helmet on One time and retired without ever going out on the field again.

Trezelle (the Gazelle) Jenkins-1st round bust spent more time blocking the sun with his fat gut than defenses.

Junior (Spithood) the Big Samoan spent more time fighting in bars and spitting on cops then making tackles.

Ryan Simms- 1st round Mega Bust-showed up fat as a whale and proved theTin Man on Wizzard of Oz had more heart.

All three of these players came with High expectations and whimpered out of town.

[Thig Lyfe]

Tyler Thigpen

ROFL

Hey, here's one: Len Dawson!

[Cheater5]

Kawika Mitchell

Keyaron Fox

Sylvester Morris

[Munson]

We still need to see what he can do. Kid was a gunslinger.

0-10 as a starter. That's all we needed to see from the "Winless Wonder."

[Halfcan]

Kris Wilson?

Big Foot-it is still being debated whether he Actually exist.

[Hammock Parties]

In the folktard category, definitely Dexter McCluster.

[blaise]

0-10 as a starter. That's all we needed to see from the "Winless Wonder."

Rocket arm.

[bevischief]

Tony Richardson.

[Joe_Camel]

Brian shays

[In58men]

Chris Manno

[kysirsoze]

Tony Richardson.

He was waaaaaaaaay too good of a player for this list.


I was thinking about Shaun Smith. He was pretty good for us, but his CP fame far outpaced his onfield football performance. It was a different sort of ball performance that made him a legend.

[SPchief]

Kris Wilson?

Oh shit, forgot about bigfoot

[kysirsoze]

Remains to be seen, but McCluster could very well find a home on this list.

[In58men]

Kolby Smith

[chiefs1111]

Kolby Smith

good one

[luv]

Casey Printer

[Munson]

Rashaan Sheehee

[chiefs1111]

Will Svitek

[lewdog]

Greg Hill

[Deberg_1990]

Casey Printers

[kysirsoze]

Rashaan Sheehee

I LOVED playing with him on NFL Blitz.

[Bwana]

Greg Hill

[lewdog]

Greg Hill

Repost bro...beat you by a minute! :p

[Deberg_1990]

Jimmy Wilkerson

[|Zach|]

burn@stake

[Bwana]

Repost bro...beat you by a minute! :p

:banghead:

[Halfcan]

Greg Hill

Man I miss the Raise the Roof celebration after every 2 yard run-lol

[Shogun]

I remember a few years ago, jackie battle would get garbage time carries and people would praise about him, but now after seeing what he can do for a full season, meh.

Jackie Battle

[go bo]

Mark Boerigter. CP loves untalented white boy.

hey!

bo was very talented...

in his rookie season he had like 95 touchdown receptions and he tied the record for the longest play from scrimmage in the history of the chiefs, 99 yards...

[go bo]

Marc Boerigter

booooo booooooooooooo!

have you no heart?

[Munson]

Mark McMillian aka "Mighty Mouse"

[go bo]

Yep.

Hell, we can pretty much end this thread by just saying, "any white skill player that wasn't skilled."

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!!

see above... :cuss:

[Deberg_1990]

Omar Easy, Shaunard Harts, R-Kal Truluck, Mike Cloud, Snoop Minnis, Jason Belser, Nate Hobgood-Chittick, Mikheal Ricks,

[Thig Lyfe]

Mark Boerigter. CP loves untalented white boy.

Marc Boerigter

Excuse me, are you saying "BOO" or "BOOOOO-rigter?"

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Division Rival Version

Ryan McBean
Justin Bannan
Jamaal Williams


Chaz Shittens

[go bo]

Dan Williams-signed a HUGE contract-sprained his toe, put his helmet on One time and retired without ever going out on the field again.

Trezelle (the Gazelle) Jenkins-1st round bust spent more time blocking the sun with his fat gut than defenses.

Junior (Spithood) the Big Samoan spent more time fighting in bars and spitting on cops then making tackles.

Ryan Simms- 1st round Mega Bust-showed up fat as a whale and proved theTin Man on Wizzard of Oz had more heart.

All three of these players came with High expectations and whimpered out of town.

errr, i count four...

[KCUnited]

Terrance "Wedge Destroyer" Copper

[Munson]

Might as well add Jerrell Powe to the list. Around this time last year, he was our savior at nose tackle.

[Buck]

PBJ

[Thig Lyfe]

Dan Williams-signed a HUGE contract-sprained his toe, put his helmet on One time and retired without ever going out on the field again.

Trezelle (the Gazelle) Jenkins-1st round bust spent more time blocking the sun with his fat gut than defenses.

Junior (Spithood) the Big Samoan spent more time fighting in bars and spitting on cops then making tackles.

Ryan Simms- 1st round Mega Bust-showed up fat as a whale and proved theTin Man on Wizzard of Oz had more heart.

All three of these players came with High expectations and whimpered out of town.
These are all merely busts. A bust has high expectations, justified by a successful college career and a high draft slot. A folk hero has no such pedigree, and his expectations come not from hype but from wishful thinking.

[Ultra Peanut]

Omar Easy, Shaunard Harts, R-Kal Truluck, Mike Cloud, Snoop Minnis, Jason Belser, Nate Hobgood-Chittick, Mikheal Ricks,
R-KAL TRULUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

And oh god, Mikhael Ricks' mom posted on here.

[Bump]

There was a RB in the Marty era that was the next huge thing and never made it past preseason. Jesse might have been his first name, damnit I can't remember.

[Bump]

Jesse Haynes

that's what I was looking for

[Bump]

Dan Williams-signed a HUGE contract-sprained his toe, put his helmet on One time and retired without ever going out on the field again.

Trezelle (the Gazelle) Jenkins-1st round bust spent more time blocking the sun with his fat gut than defenses.

Junior (Spithood) the Big Samoan spent more time fighting in bars and spitting on cops then making tackles.

Ryan Simms- 1st round Mega Bust-showed up fat as a whale and proved theTin Man on Wizzard of Oz had more heart.

All three of these players came with High expectations and whimpered out of town.

I think you missed the point of the OP

[seclark]

percy snow
how soon we forget
ride on
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[Deberg_1990]

that's what I was looking for

He was a few years before the CP era. 97 or 98 if i remember right? He might be the original "overhyped" folk hero. I dont remember fans getting too hyped up in the preseason over prospects in the early 90s. Coverage of the NFL has exploded over the past 15 years or so.

[scho63]

Christian Okoye

[Bump]

Brett Periman was gonna be our savior at one point too I think

[scho63]

Mark McMillian aka "Mighty Mouse"

I know Mark personally: he is a good check cover in man-to-man like James Hasty was but he would be DESTOYED by today's tall and strong receivers.

He used his hustle and toughness to cover his height flaw and he wasn't a speedster

[Bwana]

I know Mark personally: he is a good check cover in man-to-man like James Hasty was but he would be DESTOYED by today's tall and strong receivers.

He used his hustle and toughness to cover his height flaw and he wasn't a speedster

Dude, he got destroyed by the WR's back then. I think he caused me to throw crap at the TV, than any other player, back in the day.

[scho63]

Dude, he got destroyed by the WR's back then. I think he caused me to throw crap at the TV, than any other player, back in the day.

:banghead:

Sorry he caused you so much grief.....Mike "toast" Brown and Lin "idiot" Elliot did it for me.

[scho63]

Dude, he got destroyed by the WR's back then. I think he caused me to throw crap at the TV, than any other player, back in the day.

GOD DO FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE ASS-TOO MANY BEERS. I'M THINKING OF MARK COLLINS NOT MCMILLAN. JUST READ IT TOO FAST...

MY APOLOGIES YOU ARE CORRECT AND I DESERVE A SMACK!!!

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[Halfcan]

Has anyone said Lake Dawson or carlton Gray yet.

[Halfcan]

Billy Bob Maas

[BoneKrusher]

Joe Valerio

[RealSNR]

Few people remember the glory days around preseason time each year when Rausch and I told of the greatness that was 0dd T0dd Collins.

Of course, Todd wasn't a folk hero. He was a real hero.

[Deberg_1990]

Wasn't there a QB named Ted White one pre season?
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[kysirsoze]

:banghead:

Sorry he caused you so much grief.....Mike "toast" Brown and Lin "idiot" Elliot did it for me.

BANHAMMER

[scho63]

Joe Valerio

Didn't he host the show "Dance Fever" ? LOL

[RealSNR]

Some of you guys don't understand the point of this assignment.

The goal isn't to just name the shittiest Chiefs player you can think of. The goal is to name a random Chiefs player who garnered a huge following on Chiefs Planet for not doing much.

Nate Hobgood-Chittick and other abortions from those Vermeil defenses are not valid submissions unless people genuinely liked them and thought they were good players.

[Halfcan]

Todd Blackledge- Very Hyped first rounder that set the Franchise back a decade. Chiefs have Not drafted a QB in first round since.

Considering it was one of the All time Best QB drafts in NFL history-makes it even More painful. Marino would have killed it here.

[Titty Meat]

Brodie Croyle. Many on here thought he was a franchise QB.

[BossChief]

Some of you guys don't understand the point of this assignment.

The goal isn't to just name the shittiest Chiefs player you can think of. The goal is to name a random Chiefs player who garnered a huge following on Chiefs Planet for not doing much.

Nate Hobgood-Chittick and other abortions from those Vermeil defenses are not valid submissions unless people genuinely liked them and thought they were good players.

I bet R-Kal Truluck had a following.

[kysirsoze]

Todd Blackledge- Very Hyped first rounder that set the Franchise back a decade. Chiefs have Not drafted a QB in first round since.

Considering it was one of the All time Best QB drafts in NFL history-makes it even More painful. Marino would have killed it here.

And that sounds like folk hero material?

[Halfcan]

And that sounds like folk hero material?

People were pretty excited about him til he started throwing in a real game-lol

[Dayze]

Eric hicks

[Thig Lyfe]

Few people remember the glory days around preseason time each year when Rausch and I told of the greatness that was 0dd T0dd Collins.

Of course, Todd wasn't a folk hero. He was a real hero.

And a real human being?

[Frazod]

I liked Boerighter enough to get a jersey. Too bad he was just a flash in the pan.

[RealSNR]

I bet R-Kal Truluck had a following.He did indeed. He put up some ridiculous stat in a preseason game like 3 or 4 sacks and demonstrated the quickest first step off the snap that Chiefs fans had seen since Derrick Thomas. That made him an instant fan favorite.

Hell, Vermeil surprised people and actually kept him around for a couple seasons. Even then, people were pissed that Truluck was only in a backup role with the team. The guy was going to be the missing piece on the Chiefs defense, propelling us to a Super Bowl after we lost to the Colts in 2003.

Then we traded his ass to the Packers. Heh.

Ugh. Rough times. That was around the same period as Rich Scanlon too, I think.

[mlyonsd]

Good lord this thread is depressing and hilarious at the same time.

[BoneKrusher]

Some of you guys don't understand the point of this assignment.



but i'm a new arrival here at the Planet, my flying saucer ran out of fuel back in the late 90's and i landed at the coalition instead, only landed here last season.

[Deberg_1990]

Mark Vlasic. I remember CP liked him better than Deberg.

[Chief Roundup]

And I don't mean true on-the-field heroes like Derrick Thomas, Tony Gonzalez, or Tyler Thigpen.

Tyler Thigpen was in no way an on the field hero.
Your homerism for this dude is so funny.

Tyler Thigpen definately makes the list. If for no other reason than your own fandom of this guy.

[Thig Lyfe]

Tyler Thigpen was in no way an on the field hero.
Your homerism for this dude is so funny.

Tyler Thigpen definately makes the list. If for no other reason than your own fandom of this guy.

Anybody with half a brain knows Tyler Thigpen is one of the greatest quarterbacks this team has ever seen. And letting him go is one of the greatest mistakes in sports history, on par with the Red Sox trading Ruth.

[mlyonsd]

I'm sure these have been mentioned.....

Percy Snow and SlyMo.

[Sofa King]

Kendrell Bell
Jeremiah Trotter

[Groves]

PBJ

That's first down Sammie Parker for those who don't recognize him.

[gblowfish]

Jevon Belcher

[Direckshun]

Dick Curl

:facepalm:

[Hammock Parties]

Jevon Belcher

Who can actually play in the NFL, unlike Sippio or Scanlon. :spock:

[TimeForWasp]

Chester McGlockton

[TimeForWasp]

Vonnie Holliday

[Chief Roundup]

Anybody with half a brain knows Tyler Thigpen is one of the greatest quarterbacks this team has ever seen. And letting him go is one of the greatest mistakes in sports history, on par with the Red Sox trading Ruth.

Yeah that is the reason he went on to start and go to the pro bowl and superbowl and won all of those MVP awards....Oh wait

[Chief Roundup]

Snoop Minnis

[Thig Lyfe]

Yeah that is the reason he went on to start and go to the pro bowl and superbowl and won all of those MVP awards....Oh wait

JUST YOU WAIT

[go bo]

I liked Boerighter enough to get a jersey. Too bad he was just a flash in the pan.

it's the only jersey i have and i like it just fine...

bo was the man for one season...

go bo!!!!!1!!!!

[Rausch]

And a real human being?

Saying $3it like that around T0dd would get your @$$ kicked...:shake:

[Demonpenz]

Can't wait until Shawn Barber sures up that defense.

[Jethopper]

gotta be lake dawson or greg manuski

[The Dawg]

Ricky Stanzi

[The Dawg]

I liked Boerighter enough to get a jersey. Too bad he was just a flash in the pan.

I liked the guy too. I'll never forget his 99 yard TD reception.

[BryanBusby]

Eric hicks

Damn you beat me to it. Was so damn impressive how Plummer would beat him like a drum.

[The Dawg]

Nate Hobgood-Chittick.... LOL. He's my favorite.

I remember him actually starting a game in 2001 - and on Madden he was rated like a 42 overall. ROFL

[Braincase]

The Greatest Running Back that Never Lived...Brian Shay.
http://www.harlonhill.com/Winners/shay_hht.jpg

[Deberg_1990]

Ricky Stanzi

Hes quickly moving up the charts. Might be Folk hero #1 by the time its all said and done.

[tooge]

Jesse Haynes

[Rasputin]

Kris Wilson?

aka Big Foot

[Deberg_1990]

Samkon Gado

[Dayze]

Bernard Pollard

[Rasputin]

Scott F U J I T A

[Simply Red]

Chris Manno

who's that?

[Iowanian]

Voyager voted 1,000,000 for Sheldon Brown on American Idol

[whoman69]

Ted White
Zenon Andrusyshyn

[Thig Lyfe]

Okay, we got some good nominations in here. Shall we do a tournament style vote to find the true #1 greatest folk hero???

[Holladay]

Where did the legend of MIKE PETERSON go. Singlehandedly destory teams whilst sipping a slurppy. He also established world peace on his days off. Was credited for proving that global warming was not man made but a natural event.

The list was endless and was posted about daily for weeks if not years.

Truedat, alas, he never played for the chiefs:( But he was indeed legend on this board.

[In58men]

who's that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KWm4iZwpzs&feature=youtube_gdata_player


You don't remember this video?


We picked him up for a quick minuet

[Thig Lyfe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KWm4iZwpzs&feature=youtube_gdata_player


You don't remember this video?


We picked him up for a quick minuet

Was it this one?

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/on1DDSLdDOo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[DMAC]

Connor Barth.

[The Franchise]

Jackie Battle

[Tribal Warfare]

http://www.nfl.com/player/mikepeterson/2502462/profile

Mike Peterson

[Thig Lyfe]

Looks like Steve Maneri is climbing the list, based on the Dallas Clark thread.

[buddha]

Something I love about this place is the way we build up certain players to the point where they become mythological figures. And I don't mean true on-the-field heroes like Derrick Thomas, Tony Gonzalez, or Tyler Thigpen. I mean the guys who only achieved greatness in our collective imagination. The guys who became legends without actually doing anything legendary. The guys whose names live on in our hearts and our hearts alone.

They are the folk heroes of ChiefsPlanet.

Who, in your opinion, is the greatest of them all?

Some candidates:

Rich Scanlon: Emerging from the shadowy, mysterious region known as Europe, he tantalized us (well, mostly the Roys) with the promise of salvation, everlasting joy, and decent linebacker play. He ended up providing us with none of those things, though he did get a few special teams tackles, I think.

Bobby Sippio: A man of humble indoor beginnings, Robert "Bobby" Sippio took River Falls by storm with his unique blend of middling talent and decent size. Though he was often confused by the tremendous length of the field, he offered a glimmer of hope to fans who had an eye for talent and/or an HBO subscription. He even made the 53 man roster, but was cut in favor of Tyler Thigpen, who as we all know went on to accomplish great things.

Ricky Stanzi: There is still some hope that noted jingoist Ricky Stanzi will actually get a chance to lead our Chiefs to the promised land. But until he actually manages to get on the field, his imaginary legend will continue to grow. Will he, like Robin Hood, steal from the rich (Matt Cassel, by killing him) to give to the poor (the Chiefs fanbase, by winning a ****ing playoff game)? Or will he merely linger on the bench as a fading beacon of hope, a whispered promise of what could have been? Only time will tell.

Contribute your nominations below.

Boomer Grigsby for sure!

[Thig Lyfe]

Bobby Sippio: A man of humble indoor beginnings, Robert "Bobby" Sippio took River Falls by storm with his unique blend of middling talent and decent size. Though he was often confused by the tremendous length of the field, he offered a glimmer of hope to fans who had an eye for talent and/or an HBO subscription. He even made the 53 man roster, but was cut in favor of Tyler Thigpen, who as we all know went on to accomplish great things.



Also: murder!

[listopencil]

Next up...Peyton Hillis.
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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Hillis>any RB in orange and blue


Knowshon's the next LT!!!!

[Gonzo]

Hillis>any RB in orange and blue


Knowshon's the next LT!!!!

Wasnt Hillis traded away or released or something by some moronic piece of shit team? I can't seem to recall.

[Rasputin]

Percy Snow until he wrecked his bike.

[listopencil]

Wasnt Hillis traded away or released or something by some moronic piece of shit team? I can't seem to recall.


I heard he was shipped off because he's as dumb as a bag of rocks and he has weepy vagina issues. I don't know though. The guy that did it is a real dumbass himself.

[Tribal Warfare]

Mike Maslowski, Donnell Bennett,Jonathon Hayes.

[Sanka]

Hillis>any RB in orange and blue


Knowshon's the next LT!!!!

No Ronnie Hillman is the next LT.

[Gadzooks]

Percy Snow until he wrecked his bike.

Wow, Percy Snow, I haven't read that name in a loooooooooooong time.
BTW - he crashed a moped.
http://www.oddjobmotors.com/images/puchgreen.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

Brody Croyle
Jimmy Claussen

["Bob" Dobbs]

So what does it do to Bobby Sippios status, being an attempted murderer and all?
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[-King-]

Brady Quinn

[Gadzooks]

So what does it do to Bobby Sippios status, being an attempted murderer and all?
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Typical low-life thug behavior from the Chiefs' players.:rolleyes:

[JohnnyV13]

Hugh Douglas. He was going to solve all the problems of the Vermeil D, if only we could sign him as a FA.

[Ming the Merciless]

SHAUN SMITH

come on man

has to be there

[Deberg_1990]

Robb Thomas

[BoneKrusher]

Hugh Douglas. He was going to solve all the problems of the Vermeil D, if only we could sign him as a FA.

Hugh know wut, i forgot about him.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Mike Mutha-Fuggin Mazlowski! Had it all! Bald head, white dude, hit hard, played hard...just a guy you rooted for. He was Boomer Grigsby before Boomer Grigsby...

[InChiefsHeaven]

SHAUN SMITH

come on man

has to be there

He who grabbed da bawes...yeah, can't for get Smith.

[Okie_Apparition]

Dick Curl

[MOhillbilly]

Greg hill

[Phobia]

Mike Mutha-Fuggin Mazlowski! Had it all! Bald head, white dude, hit hard, played hard...just a guy you rooted for. He was Boomer Grigsby before Boomer Grigsby...

Except for Maz actually did something except special teams mediocrity.

[Thig Lyfe]

I don't think we had any folk hero types this year, did we? That's how bad this season has been: we weren't even able to invent something to be hopeful about.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Brandon Siler the tackling machine

[Thig Lyfe]

TYLER BRAY

[Hammock Parties]

C.A.R.L

The artificial intelligence that played a key role in preventing Scott *****'s return to power.


Matt Cassel

The being from an unknown dimension who banished ***** and Alex Smith to an alternate universe forever.


Sky Marshal Capone

Lord of the Clouds.

[Simply Red]

Ty Law

[RunKC]

Geoff Schwartz will soon be added to this. The guy is really funny and he's just a cool dude.

Oh and he's Jewish.LMAO

[Tribal Warfare]

TYLER BRAY

got to add Geno Smith too

[patteeu]

got to add Geno Smith too

Indubitably.

[SPATCH]

TYLER BRAY

Tyler Bray

[MeatRock]

Eric Winston :D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Alex Smith.

[Rasputin]

Ty Law

"Even on one foot better than half the CBs in the league"

[Thig Lyfe]

Tyler Bray

T-BRAY ALL DAY

[ChiefGator]

Then there was of course, the whole Christy Tynes thing. Just ask Laz, he has the scoop on it.

Don't speak its name, or it will appear!

[Rausch]

Except for Maz actually did something except special teams mediocrity.

:evil:

[Dayze]

Snoop Minnis

[ct]

gaz

/thread

[AdumbGuy]

FRANK ZOMBO WILL EAT ALL YOUR FOLK HEROES! Figuratively.

[BlackHelicopters]

Jeff Blackshear

[salame]

Boner Grigsby