Tom Brady goes full retard

[Hammock Parties]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/581970_10150753707001536_39606211535_9776522_1204366574_n.jpg

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO

[In58men]

Oh for fucks sake

[Amnorix]

Yeesh that's awful.

[Bump]

don't matter, he's still Tom fucking Brady.

[listopencil]

It's...uh...hair gel.

[Frazod]

Anybody else notice how creepily alike they look? Except I think her jaw is squarer.

[Rain Man]

It's...uh...hair gel.


Uh-oh. Looks like he's got some on his ear.

[mikey23545]

Are the Patriots going to have to have a special helmet designed for him this year?

[Bump]

Lol, I bet barber shops in Boston are going crazy right now. They are all like "Yo, BAABA, CAN I GET DA TOM BADY" "THATS WICKED PISSAH"

[CrazyHorse]

She looks more athletic.

[Bowser]

Lol, I bet barber shops in Boston are going crazy right now. They are all like "Yo, BAABA, CAN I GET DA TOM BADY" "THATS WICKED PISSAH"

LMAO

[Holladay]

The "Our Gang" Alfalpha hair does are making a comeback.

[kepp]

Geez, Tom. I know she's super-hot, but you have to draw some lines in the sand.

[blaise]

It's the Gumby.

[Micjones]

It's the Gumby.

Beat me to it. Rep.

[The Franchise]

That bow tie is fucked.

[SnakeXJones]

That bow tie is ****ed.it looks like it's trying to hide from the camera

[sedated]

Some people create trends; everyone else is just a follower.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Must suck that you're one of the highest paid players in sports and your wife still makes more than you.

[Beef Supreme]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/27722/834617-big_boy_statue_large.jpg

[Frazod]

Geez, Tom. I know she's super-hot, but you have to draw some lines in the sand.

Nothing about that particular photo screams "super-hot" to me. Looks more like a gaunt, snooty librarian.

[vailpass]

His bitch's face is looking more like a bird's every day.

Brady is going with the Alfalfa look.
Better than the Buckwheat I guess.

[jspchief]

Yeah she's starting to look like a dude. Not aging well.

His baby mama is hotter imo.

[vailpass]

Yeah she's starting to look like a dude. Not aging well.

His baby mama is hotter imo.

If he dumped the current wife and went back to banging baby mama I'd gain a new level of respect.

[BigRichard]

Hmmm... the reverse Conan???

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/02/08/pagesix/photos_stories/cropped/conan--300x450.jpg

[suds79]

woof.

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/LdHlOXW8KqBsSjYzHHn_ZQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-CA/blogs/the-juice-celeb-news/120206b_gisele_bundchen_tom_brady.jpg

[Discuss Thrower]

Am I the only one who noticed the googly-eye?

[Trevo_410]

the cristiano ronaldo effect

[InChiefsHeaven]

Seriously, in what world is that a good look?

[Dayze]

that's as bad as Cassel's passes.

[suds79]

Seriously, in what world is that a good look?

Same world as this one.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1012/tom.brady.hair/images/tom-brady-ponytail-brazil.jpg

[bevischief]

WTF?

[Dave Lane]

WTF is on her arm? Looks like a stuck on kotex.

[KCrockaholic]

He gets his hair styling tips from Gizelle. And I'm not joking. She literally has a lot of input on his fashion choices.

[Sofa King]

WTF is on her arm? Looks like a stuck on kotex.

Really? LMAO You can't tell what that is?

[Hoover]

Threads like this is why I love the planet! Instant Classic

[blaise]

Harvey Williams thinks she has a long neck.

[jspchief]

WTF is on her arm? Looks like a stuck on kotex.

That's not a kotex, its a Patriots QB.

[Chief Roundup]

WTF is on her arm? Looks like a stuck on kotex.

It is called a handkerchief.

[Chief Roundup]

Evidently the gel couldn't overcome the bedhead

[Carlota69]

Just sayin...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/522163_10151676716555713_208421665712_23887031_1304908295_n.jpg

[Frazod]

Harvey Williams thinks she has a long neck.

Giraffes think she has a long neck.

[Sofa King]

It is called a handkerchief.

NO IT'S NOT IT'S A TAMPON!

LMAO

[Sofa King]

Ok gang... let's not pick apart his supermodel wife.....


Every single one of us (except hawk but including the female posters) would bang her given the opportunity.

[jspchief]

Ok gang... let's not pick apart his supermodel wife.....


Every single one of us (except hawk but including the female posters) would bang her given the opportunity.The chiefsplanet collective opinion on what they would stick their dick in is no benchmark for beauty.

[Molitoth]

Hmmm... the reverse Conan???

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/02/08/pagesix/photos_stories/cropped/conan--300x450.jpg

Wow he looks like walking dead.

[okcchief]

Ok gang... let's not pick apart his supermodel wife.....


Every single one of us (except hawk but including the female posters) would bang her given the opportunity.

Dumb cunt has always turned me off. Plus, she has a hot body but her face is just so so. Of course in middle aged and my life isn't run by my cock. If I was 20 I'd think differently.

When I see Brady I just think pussy whipped chump. You can't tell that dumb bitch no?

[Frazod]

Dumb cunt has always turned me off. Plus, she has a hot body but her face is just so so. Of course in middle aged and my life isn't run by my cock. If I was 20 I'd think differently.

When I see Brady I just think pussy whipped chump. You can't tell that dumb bitch no?

There's a great big goddamn difference between what the fashion industry considers beautiful and what I consider beautiful. They like tall, thin and flat chested. To me, that says Olive Oyl. I want curves and a nice rack. To me most of these bony twats are just a waste of a pretty face on somebody built like a famine victim.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Hmmm... the reverse Conan???

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/02/08/pagesix/photos_stories/cropped/conan--300x450.jpg

Would anyone be surprised if it came out Conan was really just a muppet this whole time?

[hometeam]

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Princess-Leia-vs.-Ace-Ventura-Mashup-by-OneMinuteGalactica-Battles-of-Endor-Commence.jpg

[keg in kc]

Must suck that you're one of the highest paid players in sports and your wife still makes more than you.Yeah, that sounds like a terrible situation to be in. Thank god my life doesn't suck that much.

[Fishpicker]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5666/kidandplay1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/10/kidandplay1.jpg/)

[Rasputin]

Harvey Williams thinks she has a long neck.

ROFL

[Brock]

He gets his hair styling tips from Gizelle. And I'm not joking. She literally has a lot of input on his fashion choices.

no shit

[cosmo20002]

Must suck that you're one of the highest paid players in sports and your wife still makes more than you.

Honestly, that seems like a problem I could live with.

[okcchief]

There's a great big goddamn difference between what the fashion industry considers beautiful and what I consider beautiful. They like tall, thin and flat chested. To me, that says Olive Oyl. I want curves and a nice rack. To me most of these bony twats are just a waste of a pretty face on somebody built like a famine victim.

I agree. The runway models don't do much for me.

[Demonpenz]

looks like kennedy's haircut 11/23

[KurtCobain]

I've gone full retard since 1989.

[vailpass]

I've gone full retard since 1989.

:toast:

[Donger]

looks like kennedy's haircut 11/23

LMAO

Yes, but his hair was parted at the back.

[Crush]

Ha. He's got cum in his hair.

[Simply Red]

NO IT'S NOT IT'S A TAMPON!

LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/zAjAE.gif (http://imgur.com/zAjAE)

[Chief3188]

Looks like someone slapped him on the side of the head and pushed him into the fundraiser

[DBOSHO]

Looks like hes still a 3 time superbowl champion millionaire supermodel slaying hall of fame quarterback to me.

[Easy 6]

Bjork called, said she LOVES the little sprigs at the top, they remind her of the feathers on a gay viking helmet, Tom.

[FlaChief58]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/581970_10150753707001536_39606211535_9776522_1204366574_n.jpg

For fucks sake Tom, do you not have ANY mirrors in the Brady home?

[Dylan]

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/1654-met-costume-gala-2012-what-the-stars-wore/photos/1336445222_gisele-tombrady-560.jpg

Tom's shoes have little bows on them?

[Dylan]

http://www.details.com/blogs/daily-details/tim_tebow_ralph_lauren_purple_label.jpg

Tim Tebow in Ralph Lauren


http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n612/chicityfashion/ScarlettJohanssoninDolceGabbana.jpg

Scarlett Johansson in Dolce & Gabbana

Met Ball
The Costume Institute Gala (or Costume Institute Ball), known as the Met Ball and nicknamed the "Oscars of the East Coast", is an annual ball that celebrates the annual opening of the Metropolitan Museum's (The Met) fashion exhibit at the Costume Institute.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Met_Ball

[Sucky]

lol at the "full retard" remark haha

And yes he looks ridiculous

[Bump]

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/1654-met-costume-gala-2012-what-the-stars-wore/photos/1336445222_gisele-tombrady-560.jpg

Tom's shoes have little bows on them?

that suit jacket rules

[Easy 6]

that suit jacket rules

true

[Tombstone RJ]

I've figured out Tom's inspiration...

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like a glove.

[niblet]

It looks like he just squirmed feet-first out of a whale's vagina.

[Rausch]

For ****s sake Tom, do you not have ANY mirrors in the Brady home?

Like he gives a $3it.

[Easy 6]

Like he gives a $3it.

haaaaaa exactly, he could take big dump on the NFL logo at halftime & still get roaring nationwide approval.

[stonedstooge]

His woman makes a living out of drawing peoples attention. Guess she wants Tommy in the spotlight

[NJChiefsFan]

If Cassel could play like him I wouldn't care if he dressed and styled like either one of these two in the picture.

[The Dawg]

Seriously, in what world is that a good look?

I was just asking myself the same thing. I would literally laugh in his face if he or anyone else walked up to me with a hair do like that. LMAO

[The Dawg]

There's a great big goddamn difference between what the fashion industry considers beautiful and what I consider beautiful. They like tall, thin and flat chested. To me, that says Olive Oyl. I want curves and a nice rack. To me most of these bony twats are just a waste of a pretty face on somebody built like a famine victim.

This :clap:

[Rausch]

This guy wakes up every day and says "Thank God I'm Tom Brady..."


I'd love to make a joke here but I have nothing...

[Chief Pote]

Ok gang... let's not pick apart his supermodel wife.....


Every single one of us (except hawk but including the female posters) would bang her given the opportunity.

I would not.:harumph:

[JD10367]

Compared to some of his looks earlier this summer, this pic under discussion is positively studly.

I'm a lifelong Patriots fan, but I resolved myself very early on to the fact that Brady is photographically retarded. I mean, when this is your first big photo shoot, you pretty much know it's all going to be downhill from there.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fQPGXcxiCLA/SJPnyx8ojnI/AAAAAAAAAHA/Dh_8B3kk_cw/s400/tom+brady+goat.jpg

[suds79]

Ok gang... let's not pick apart his supermodel wife.....

Every single one of us (except hawk but including the female posters) would bang her given the opportunity.

I just think he's selling himself short.

I don't think she's all that attractive and she dresses him like a fool.

[Brock]

She's no Kim Kardashian.

[ChiTown]

looks like kennedy's haircut 11/23

NO YOU DIDN'T!ROFL

[Amnorix]

You wont' find a bigger fan of Tom Brady than I am, but I truly and honestly don't think Gisele is that hot. She's not UGLY, but she's not "WOW, HOT!!!". Yeah, she's a supermodel, and her billion dollar estimated net worth is certainly very nice, but if you're just talking about hot chicks, she really doesn't do much of anything for me.

And yeah, as JD said, Tom seems far too willing to look like a fool for photographers. That picture of him water sliding last year was just a candid shot, not his fault, but the goat thing and his now two foolish hair styles. :shake:

[JD10367]

You wont' find a bigger fan of Tom Brady than I am, but I truly and honestly don't think Gisele is that hot. She's not UGLY, but she's not "WOW, HOT!!!". Yeah, she's a supermodel, and her billion dollar estimated net worth is certainly very nice, but if you're just talking about hot chicks, she really doesn't do much of anything for me.

And yeah, as JD said, Tom seems far too willing to look like a fool for photographers. That picture of him water sliding last year was just a candid shot, not his fault, but the goat thing and his now two foolish hair styles. :shake:

And the "Dorf on Golf" pose, and the recent one of him looking like a "Harry Potter" nerd, and... :shake:

[Setsuna]

Regardless, he'd still shred the shit out of any defense in the league.

[Dylan]

Regardless, he'd still shred the shit out of any defense in the league.

:rolleyes:

[kcxiv]

His woman makes a living out of drawing peoples attention. Guess she wants Tommy in the spotlight

ughh, he's already in the Spot Light.

[Setsuna]

:rolleyes:

Don't deny it. His WRs are shit, including welker, and everyone knows it. So is their RB. Don't deny it.

[Dayze]

what a retarded assed hair cut.

although, I guess it's to be expected.
A: he's a friggin Millionaire and could care less
B: stupid assed haircuts like this are becoming more and more the norm. ala the Justinn Bieber.....whatever the fuck you call it.