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Thig Lyfe
05-09-2012, 05:00 PM
Pioli is a goddamn idiot for keeping Cassel around. He deserves our poops. Where would you poop in order to get your revenge? In his slippers? In his mouth? In his wife's mouth? All ideas are welcome.

bevischief
05-09-2012, 05:01 PM
All over the place.

Fritz88
05-09-2012, 05:02 PM
He's the best GM in the league.

In58men
05-09-2012, 05:03 PM
I don't like Cassel one bit, but I have a feeling he's going to come out guns blazin'



I wish he would go away. I can see us at 9-7 with a great chance at wildcard.

Fritz88
05-09-2012, 05:03 PM
I do phone sex for 3 dollars and hour.

Bugeater
05-09-2012, 05:04 PM
I wish I had access to his personal bathroom so I could give him an upper decker.

Pasta Little Brioni
05-09-2012, 05:05 PM
Hire the draftmasterblasters

Hammock Parties
05-09-2012, 05:08 PM
Pioli's not worth my shit.

BossChief
05-09-2012, 05:19 PM
Cassel is gonna get him fired.

BigMeatballDave
05-09-2012, 05:23 PM
He's the best GM in the league.

http://memedepot.com/uploads/0/207_not_sure_if_serious.jpg

Thig Lyfe
05-09-2012, 05:42 PM
I gotta take a dump right now guys... wish I could take it on Pioli's head. Give him a stanky doodoo toupee. That would be so satisfying...

bevischief
05-09-2012, 05:54 PM
Cassel is not bad enough?

BossChief
05-09-2012, 05:55 PM
I bet we would be a better team with Thigpen at qb ROFL.

bevischief
05-09-2012, 06:04 PM
Send TP to 1 Arrowhead drive.

whoman69
05-09-2012, 06:09 PM
What's this I hear about endgangered feces?

Thig Lyfe
05-09-2012, 06:16 PM
I bet we would be a better team with Thigpen at qb ROFL.

TOO TRUE

Hog's Gone Fishin
05-09-2012, 06:45 PM
You guys are fucking disgusting.

RealSNR
05-09-2012, 07:18 PM
UP HIS NOSE

rico
05-09-2012, 07:49 PM
I wish I had access to his personal bathroom so I could give him an upper decker.

Whatever. You just want to tread water in his personal toilet so you can play tetherball with his dingleberries.

gblowfish
05-09-2012, 08:05 PM
Go use the bathroom at the Chiefs HQ and Scott will watch you poop on hidden camera.

rico
05-09-2012, 09:12 PM
Go use the bathroom at the Chiefs HQ and Scott will watch you poop on hidden camera.

Yes...yes, it makes total sense now! Pioli......Cassel......poop........hidden cameras...... bathroom.... It's all starting to add up! I think we may finally be on to the Cassel/Pioli situation! The worse the QB play is, the more willing fans will be to miss a few minutes of the game to go to the bathroom. Not to mention, the more our QB resembles a turd, the more inclined they will be to subconsciously thinking about taking a poop. The more we as fans go to the bathroom, the more hidden camera footage Pioli has in his possession to jerk his gerkin to. I totally get what's going on now................ :mad: Damn it Carl!!!

listopencil
05-09-2012, 09:14 PM
You guys should break into his office and kidnap him. Then surgically attach him, ass-to-mouth, into a daisy chain with Cassel and any other members of the Chiefs who have wronged you.

Ceej
05-09-2012, 09:16 PM
I pooped several times earlier.

i sure wish this thread was made earlier.

Hammock Parties
05-09-2012, 09:21 PM
Go use the bathroom at the Chiefs HQ and Scott will watch you poop on hidden camera.

http://i50.tinypic.com/21ygs1.jpg

BoneKrusher
05-09-2012, 09:23 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/5/1/17/biggest-poop-in-the-world-27673-1272751149-53.jpg

Poop for Pioli

rico
05-09-2012, 09:25 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/5/1/17/biggest-poop-in-the-world-27673-1272751149-53.jpg

Poop for Pioli

When I see that picture, I think "Cassel."

KC native
05-09-2012, 09:26 PM
Pooping Manning?

Easy 6
05-09-2012, 10:38 PM
Cassel is gonna get him fired.

I've never really understood the popular notion that Pioli is on ANY kind of bubble, cassel will get him... a long talk about the direction of the team over a few glasses of 5k a bottle scotch on Clarks yacht.

Hunt has chosen his manager, paid top dollar for for the best he could find, a prideful decision... Pioli would have to be found passed out naked with a pound of blow in a seedy hotel room full of hoowa's, to be fired anytime soon.

Hammock Parties
05-09-2012, 10:42 PM
I've never really understood the popular notion that Pioli is on ANY kind of bubble, cassel will get him... a long talk about the direction of the team & a few glasses of 5k a bottle scotch on Clarks yacht.

Hunt has chosen his manager, paid top dollar for for the best he could find, a prideful decision... Pioli would have to be found passed out naked with a pound of blow & a seedy hotel room full of hoowa's, to be fired anytime soon.

Because:

1. He is the highest paid GM in the league

2. We haven't won shit

3. He is on his second head coach, who is going to be a short-term guy.

If we don't win a playoff game this year, I think he'll be fired. Four years is enough time to get that done.

If we fail under Romeo, he is most certainly gone. You can't shit the bed on two head coaches.

Easy 6
05-09-2012, 11:14 PM
2. We haven't won shit

Took the division with Cassel, on a shoestring budget.

You'll flip one day soon, i have no desire to dutifully research all kinds of interesting facts that can then be summarily dismissed with trifle... KC is trying to unload fourty years worth of bad management & malaise... winning the division with Cassel, a new DC, a defensive hodgepodge of wtf, Charles and not much else? thats enough to merit more time... but by all means go on thinking another year of cassel spells the end of the Don.

Hammock Parties
05-09-2012, 11:53 PM
That's shit.

Please try to understand.

Not winning a playoff game in 4 years = FAIL

Thig Lyfe
05-10-2012, 12:02 AM
Can we please talk about POOP???

Simply Red
05-10-2012, 12:12 AM
i weird pale poop after rebounding from Food Poisoning, thanks Organic Ginger Ale.

bevischief
05-10-2012, 06:57 AM
Lots of corn.

Thig Lyfe
05-11-2012, 06:59 PM
Lots of corn.

I'd make Pioli pick the corn out, kernel by kernel.

whoman69
05-11-2012, 07:57 PM
Lots of corn.

That would at least give him fiber, which will allow the poop to flow more freely.

Okie_Apparition
05-11-2012, 08:00 PM
IT'S A TRAP
trying to make you give a shit

Thig Lyfe
05-14-2012, 10:26 AM
I'd wanna do a doo doo explosion all over his kitchen table!!!

chasedude
05-14-2012, 10:36 AM
This thread stinks

Skyy God
05-14-2012, 10:50 AM
I'd hire an army of MR's to smear feces on the walls of his McMansion.