To the males of CP: Do you take a piss in the shower before you shower?

[Rams Fan]

Well, do ya?

[Caseyguyrr]

i piss on my feet in the shower

[Donger]

No. This is one of those "just because you can doesn't mean you should" events.

[Rams Fan]

I would ask the ladies of CP, but I presume it wouldn't be as quick to take care of business.

[Donger]

I would ask the ladies of CP, but I presume it wouldn't be as quick to take care of business.

You think that ladies urinate more slowly then gentlemen?

[L.A. Chieffan]

In the shower

[BryanBusby]

Saves time. hell yeah

[Rams Fan]

You think that ladies urinate more slowly then gentlemen?

No.

I do think, however, that the process of urinating in the shower as a female would be a bit more of a hassle than it is for a male.

[KurtCobain]

Hell yes. And in the sink, because it's closer to waist level than a toilet.

[Donger]

No.

I do think, however, that the process of urinating in the shower as a female would be a bit more of a hassle than it is for a male.

Why?

[Canofbier]

Aren't there usually toilets next to showers?

[ChiefsCountry]

No, but I have before. Our old football locker room was a shit hole and the shower after the game was always eaiser than the nasty toilets.

[KurtCobain]

Why?

Yeah, they don't have to hold anything in place.

[In58men]

I piss in the shower. Using hot water speeds up the process. Feels good too. YOLO

[Rams Fan]

Why?

Do I need to teach you about human anatomy?

Aren't there usually toilets next to showers?

Yes, but as mentioned before, why take a piss in the toilet when you can take a piss in the shower and shower at the same time?

[Donger]

Do I need to teach you about human anatomy?

Yes, apparently.

[rico]

Hell yes. And in the sink, because it's closer to waist level than a toilet.

This.

[KurtCobain]

Oh, and I'm pretty sure this is a q.

[Rams Fan]

Yes, apparently.

If a female tries to urinate standing up, wouldn't there be a greater risk that the urine trickles onto the leg?

[KurtCobain]

If a female tries to urinate standing up, wouldn't there be a greater risk that the urine trickles onto the leg?

She's in the shower, who gives a fuck?

[Donger]

If a female tries to urinate standing up, wouldn't there be a greater risk that the urine trickles onto the leg?

Yes. And you think this makes the act of her urinating in the shower somehow taking longer than it would a man?

[Rams Fan]

She's in the shower, who gives a ****?

Good point.

[Rams Fan]

Yes. And you think this makes the act of her urinating in the shower somehow taking longer than it would a man?

No. I do think, however, that the chance of urine trickling down a woman's leg is greater than that of a man's.

[-King-]

Donger has to be the most entertaining person on this board ROFL

[Kyle DeLexus]

She's in the shower, who gives a fuck?

that would depend on if she washes her legs or not.

[KurtCobain]

Donger has to be the most entertaining person on this board ROFL

How so?

[Donger]

No. I do think, however, that the chance of urine trickling down a woman's leg is greater than that of a man's.

Which has nothing to so with this assertion at all:

"I would ask the ladies of CP, but I presume it wouldn't be as quick to take care of business."

[Canofbier]

Yes, but as mentioned before, why take a piss in the toilet when you can take a piss in the shower and shower at the same time?

Because peeing in the shower makes the smell spread around the room. Not saying I've never done it before, but I've never planned it that way.

[In58men]

Piss on this thread

[rico]

I have a feeling that this thread is infested with liars. Dirty, rotten liars. Not peeing in the shower is ludicrous and a disgusting display of lacking time management skills.

[KurtCobain]

Which has nothing to so with this assertion at all:

"I would ask the ladies of CP, but I presume it wouldn't be as quick to take care of business."

Does it not take more time to wash urine off of your leg than to just aim for the drain?

[Munson]

Who cares if you piss in the shower. Its all pipes!

http://youtu.be/dOlGMPE68Bo

[Rams Fan]

Because peeing in the shower makes the smell spread around the room. Not saying I've never done it before, but I've never planned it that way.

Wouldn't aiming for the drain or running the water while during the act of urination than nullify the smell?

[JonesCrusher]

Does it not take more time to wash urine off of your leg than to just aim for the drain?

Do you just skip washing unless you piissed on yourself?

[Rams Fan]

Does it not take more time to wash urine off of your leg than to just aim for the drain?

That is what I meant.

[Donger]

Does it not take more time to wash urine off of your leg than to just aim for the drain?

I take it you've never seen a female squat to urinate?

[Bugeater]

I'll say the same I thing I said last time this subject came up here, I don't bathe in the toilet and I don't piss in the shower.

[-King-]

Before...? No. That's pretty pointless.

During...? of course. Many times.

[Donger]

Does it not take more time to wash urine off of your leg than to just aim for the drain?

And, I would think that the legs are going to be washed anyway (unless you are some kind of freak). So, no, it wouldn't add any additional time.

[Donger]

I can't believe that no one has posted the clip yet.

[Okie_Apparition]

Turn off the computer & go outside & play/mom

[Canofbier]

Wouldn't aiming for the drain or running the water while during the act of urination than nullify the smell?

Not as far as I've experienced.

[rico]

And, I would think that the legs are going to be washed anyway (unless you are some kind of freak). So, no, it wouldn't add any additional time.

What's the point of washing your legs if you don't get any poop on them?

[Stewie]

I would ask the ladies of CP, but I presume it wouldn't be as quick to take care of business.

The ladies have left CP except for a married woman and mirror-breaker.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I'll say the same I thing I said last time this subject came up here, I don't bathe in the toilet and I don't piss in the shower.

You waste a gallon+ of water every time you don't piss in the shower. Good luck sleeping tonight with that on your conscience.

[In58men]

You waste a gallon+ of water every time you don't piss in the shower. Good luck sleeping tonight with that on your conscience.

Prefect, bravo lmao

[Okie_Apparition]

A gallon of water to flush the toliet
while the shower head is the size of a Kansan sunflower on roids
& there are ones on the sides aiming at your abs

[KC_Connection]

Sure, if I have to go.

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[Braincase]

Before? No. During? Pleading the 5th.

[Bugeater]

You waste a gallon+ of water every time you don't piss in the shower. Good luck sleeping tonight with that on your conscience.
Heh, it's 2.5 gallons if I piss in the main bathroom. But only 1.6 if I piss in the master bath.

[KurtCobain]

Heh, it's 2.5 gallons if I piss in the main bathroom. But only 1.6 if I piss in the master bath.

You must be made of money.

[DaFace]

I have been known to do so on occasion. It's just more efficient!

(I do at least try and aim for the drain most of the time though.)

[Bump]

every once in a while

[DaFace]

You waste a gallon+ of water every time you don't piss in the shower. Good luck sleeping tonight with that on your conscience.

Not sure that's really a great argument. Sure, if you manage to truly multitask and piss while you're washing your hair. But I'd guess most people stand there and pee while they're not doing much else. Therefore, you're still wasting water as it flows out during the pissing process.

[Bwana]

Piss in toilet, shower, in rain box.

[chefsos]

I have never in my life pissed in the shower.

a) There's a fixture nearby designed for that purpose
b) I never get the urge to piss while showering (It always happens while brushing my teeth)

[Bugeater]

I have never in my life pissed in the shower.

a) There's a fixture nearby designed for that purpose
b) I never get the urge to piss while showering (It always happens while brushing my teeth)
So what you're saying is...you piss in the sink?

[chefsos]

So what you're saying is...you piss in the sink?Nope...turn around and piss while toothpaste runs down my chin.

[Deberg_1990]

Who takes a dump in the shower?
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[J Diddy]

Yep. Nobody here has ever pissed in the shower.

cough, cough, bullshit, cough, cough

[BossChief]

Besides personal preferences, is there any reason not to pee in the shower?

I do occasionally pee in the shower and I always brush my teeth in the shower.

Do the pipes really direct the water to different places that make it bad to do those things?

[rico]

Who takes a dump in the shower?
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I might start doing so now that I know it will save gallons of water.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Not sure that's really a great argument. Sure, if you manage to truly multitask and piss while you're washing your hair. But I'd guess most people stand there and pee while they're not doing much else. Therefore, you're still wasting water as it flows out during the pissing process.

Good point. I guess I didn't realize how hard it is to wash and pee at the same time.

[Sucky]

Hell No

[Kyle DeLexus]

I might start doing so now that I know it will save gallons of water.

Good for you! Try to only do so when you're shitting water though, otherwise you might waste too much time forcing it down the drain and then you'd waste even more water.

[Mr. Laz]

if you can't 'hold it' during a shower then you are either lazy or taking too long of a shower

[Donger]

Besides personal preferences, is there any reason not to pee in the shower?

Urine isn't exactly sterile. It's a waste product. Also, unless you are the only one to use the shower in which you pee, is it really okay for you to urinate in the place where someone gets clean?

[Aries Walker]

Guh. No chance. That's what the toilet's for.

[Stanley Nickels]

Urine is fine. It's not technically sterile, but poses no threat to you if you pee on your feet, especially in the shower. I pee in the shower, so does the wife.

[BossChief]

Urine isn't exactly sterile. It's a waste product. Also, unless you are the only one to use the shower in which you pee, is it really okay for you to urinate in the place where someone gets clean?

Everything that goes down the drain is a waste product.

We aren't talking about peeing in the bath water that others are gonna use here.

We are talking about peeing right into the drain.

[In58men]

Everything that goes down the drain is a waste product.

We aren't talking about peeing in the bath water that others are gonna use here.

We are talking about peeing right into the drain.


We're actually taking about practice.

[J Diddy]

Urine is fine. It's not technically sterile, but poses no threat to you if you pee on your feet, especially in the shower. I pee in the shower, so does the wife.

Are you in there with her?

Pics???

[BossChief]

Also, if you have athletes foot, peeing on them somehow makes it go away... somewhat.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Urine isn't exactly sterile. It's a waste product. Also, unless you are the only one to use the shower in which you pee, is it really okay for you to urinate in the place where someone gets clean?

I've always heard that unless you have an infection, urine is in fact considered sterile. Is this not true?

[Donger]

Also, if you have athletes foot, peeing on them somehow makes it go away... somewhat.

Gee, a person who pees in the shower also has athlete's foot? Go figure.

[Donger]

I've always heard that unless you have an infection, urine is in fact considered sterile. Is this not true?

IIRC, it is sterile until it hits your urethra.

[Psyko Tek]

No.

I do think, however, that the process of urinating in the shower as a female would be a bit more of a hassle than it is for a male.

well you got to wash those parts anyway
how vigorously they need scrubbed is up to you

[BossChief]

Gee, a person who pees in the shower also has athlete's foot? Go figure.

I never used to in high school...I was one of 5 kids and we were always told not to and I didn't.

I got athletes foot in high school and one of my teammates told me to pee on em in the shower and I did. It worked.

Again, we aren't talking about standing in pee (like you seem to want to paint it as) in the shower...we are talking about peeing right into the drain.

I guess I don't see the difference between doing that and using the toilet (which I do almost all of the time)

Again, do the pipes from the shower go to a different place than that of the pipes from the toilet? I honestly don't know.

[blazzin311]

I love peeing in the shower.....for some reason it just relaxes me. I also brush my teeth in the shower.....both are great fun! Honestly, I don't see pissing in the shower being as big of a deal, as others sometimes make it out to be. You're washing yourself off anyway, so if you go before you wash then there's is really nothing wrong at all is there? Besides, sink, toilet or shower, it all goes straight down the drain and to the same sewer anyways. Plus I like the pretty color it makes on the shower floor (just kidding).....and it saves water by not flushing the toilet unnecessarily. Now peeing in the bath is another story, since it's all just going to sit there while you're in it too.

In all seriousness, in most cases, I only pee in the shower if I'm feeling exceptionally lazy. Otherwise I don't usually have a problem stepping out to the toilet in the same room.

[BigMeatballDave]

Not always but usually

[rico]

I've always heard that unless you have an infection, urine is in fact considered sterile. Is this not true?

I believe this is true. Haven't we all seen that clip of that grown up ginger kid who drinks his urine on a daily basis?

[BigMeatballDave]

I pissed in the Ocean twice today, too.

[suds79]

Well yes & no.

Before? No.

As I shower? Absolutely.

[BigMeatballDave]

So, how many of you who say you don't piss in the shower have ever ejaculated in the shower? :)

[saphojunkie]

I piss in the shower. Usually while standing on the toilet. It's just my thing, man.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Well yes & no.

Before? No.

As I shower? Absolutely.

this, but I put no for the poll since it said before the shower.

[Kyle DeLexus]

oh and

only if my roommate is in the shower/hootie

[kysirsoze]

this, but I put no for the poll since it said before the shower.

I assumed it was just a poorly worded question. Who the fuck would pee in a shower when they aren't showering? I assumed he meant during.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

So, how many of you who say you don't piss in the shower have ever ejaculated in the shower? :)

These pipes are CLEEEEEEAAAANNNNN!!!!

[LiveSteam]

:facepalm:

[kysirsoze]

So, how many of you who say you don't piss in the shower have ever ejaculated in the shower? :)

Why would I?? I have a fixture just feet away specifically designed for that. You're just being lazy.

[demonhero]

Its easier to get undressed.... put the toothpaste on the brush... enter the shower... piss and brush.

[chiefs2012]

on a good day i shit in the shower

[LiveSteam]

on a good day i shit in the homeless shelter where I live at

:rolleyes:

[KurtCobain]

:rolleyes:

Hey, there's nothing wrong worth bouncing back in a homeless shelter. Better than living on the streets and shitting in your back yard. You really want to explain to the cops why you shot a man with his pants down?

[MTG#10]

I like to piss in the shower before I jerk off, because if I try to wait until after my piss wont come out for awhile and I dont have time in the morning to stand there waiting for it.

[Rasputin]

So, how many of you who say you don't piss in the shower have ever ejaculated in the shower? :)

*********DON'T EVER I MEAN EVER USE SHAMPOO OR SOAP WHILE EFACULATING IN THE SHOWER***********

CP service warning

[Thig Lyfe]

I take a piss in the shower, and then I get in the shower.

[BigMeatballDave]

Why would I?? I have a fixture just feet away specifically designed for that. You're just being lazy.

I'm conserving water.

[JD10367]

Every time for me, but it's during the shower and I aim at the drain. Minimal smell, no fuss.

[Easy 6]

The question should be, when dont i piss in the shower.

Good for your feet & maybe the best piss of the day.

[007]

people actually do this? really?

[BryanBusby]

There are two types of people.

Those that piss in the shower and those that say they do not piss in the shower, but do piss in the shower.

[007]

There are two types of people.

Those that piss in the shower and those that say they do not piss in the shower, but do piss in the shower.

I've never even thought about pissing in a shower.

[Frankie]

No. This is one of those "just because you can doesn't mean you should" events.

Yayyyy. Donger and I agree on one thing.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

"I don't have to drink my own urine, but I do!!! It's sterile and I like the taste!!"

[Chief Roundup]

Isn't it Courage Under Fire where Matt Damon tells someone to piss on their feet to help with foot fungus?

[lcarus]

I piss in the shower sometimes. I have a drain with no cover, so there's just a big hole there. I just stand over it and pee directly down the drain. Don't see the harm.

[Rain Man]

No. This is one of those "just because you can doesn't mean you should" events.

Well put.

Followup question to the people who do this. Do you bathe in the toilet before defecating? Because it's the same general principle.

[chiefs2012]

I love peeing in the shower.....for some reason it just relaxes me. I also brush my teeth in the shower.....both are great fun! Honestly, I don't see pissing in the shower being as big of a deal, as others sometimes make it out to be. You're washing yourself off anyway, so if you go before you wash then there's is really nothing wrong at all is there? Besides, sink, toilet or shower, it all goes straight down the drain and to the same sewer anyways. Plus I like the pretty color it makes on the shower floor (just kidding).....and it saves water by not flushing the toilet unnecessarily. Now peeing in the bath is another story, since it's all just going to sit there while you're in it too.

In all seriousness, in most cases, I only pee in the shower if I'm feeling exceptionally lazy. Otherwise I don't usually have a problem stepping out to the toilet in the same room.

Well put.

Followup question to the people who do this. Do you bathe in the toilet before defecating? Because it's the same general principle.

.

[jspchief]

And, I would think that the legs are going to be washed anyway (unless you are some kind of freak). So, no, it wouldn't add any additional time.

Irony

[rico]

Well put.

Followup question to the people who do this. Do you bathe in the toilet before defecating? Because it's the same general principle.

No, because no matter how much you dry off immediately after taking a shower, you are still moist...and it's a pain in the ass trying to wipe your ass while your body is moist. I, for one, can't stand wiping with toilet paper that will disintigrate after just one swipe of the ass. It's frustrating.

[MIAdragon]

I've never even thought about pissing in a shower.

its fucking disgusting and really unneeded.

[Tytanium]

Peeing INTO the pool is a lot different than peeing IN the pool. Same goes for shower.

[BigMeatballDave]

its fucking disgusting and really unneeded.

:rolleyes:

Some of you are just too dramatic over this.

[BigMeatballDave]

I've never even thought about pissing in a shower.

Come on man.

There is water and a drain.

I find it incredible difficult to believe the thought of pissing in the shower had never crossed your mind.

[BigMeatballDave]

people actually do this? really?

I'm surprised there are people who don't.

Shame on you for wasting water :)

[MIAdragon]

Come on man.

There is water and a drain.

I find it incredible difficult to believe the thought of pissing in the shower had never crossed your mind.

Do you pee in the sink as well?

[rico]

I'm surprised there are people who don't.

Shame on you for wasting water :)

Everyone does it. Anyone who says they don't is either lying or they don't take showers.

[007]

Come on man.

There is water and a drain.

I find it incredible difficult to believe the thought of pissing in the shower had never crossed your mind.

To each their own. Just surprised by the poll. Had no idea people even did this.

[rico]

I just took a poll with 11 dudes in the room (the girls are in the kitchen). I said, "everyone raise your hand if you either piss or have taken a piss in the shower." Everyone raised their hand, BUT there were a couple people who hesitated and looked at everyone else with a stupid smile on their faces before raising their own hands. The people voting "no" on here are the ones who are the ones who would hesitate while being asked this at a gathering.

[007]

I just took a poll with 11 dudes in the room (the girls are in the kitchen). I said, "everyone raise your hand if you either piss or have taken a piss in the shower." Everyone raised their hand, BUT there were a couple people who hesitated and looked at everyone else with a stupid smile on their faces before raising their own hands. The people voting "no" on here are the ones who are the ones who would hesitate while being asked this at a gathering.

your and idiot

[chiefs2012]

I just took a poll with 11 dudes in the room (the girls are in the kitchen). I said, "everyone raise your hand if you either piss or have taken a piss in the shower." Everyone raised their hand, BUT there were a couple people who hesitated and looked at everyone else with a stupid smile on their faces before raising their own hands. The people voting "no" on here are the ones who are the ones who would hesitate while being asked this at a gathering.

everyones probably pissed in the shower at one point. not everyone routinely does it

[Easy 6]

Just cant figure out the opposition, if its a communal bathtub where the family actually takes sit down baths, then of course there is another standard there.

But for a bachelor or whoever that generally takes stand up showers, unless they're sick a few times a year & just want to soak, there isnt a single thing to get all antsy about... hot water, soap & in my case, toothpaste... washes it all right down just fine, unless you're some kind of Howie Mandel quality germaphobe.

[Munson]

I wonder if the women of CP would admit to pissing in the shower? Probably not.

[rico]

your and idiot

You're in denial.

[keg in kc]

Of course I do. Target the drain, not pissing on myself.

[Okie_Apparition]

I have once & I had to really concentrate to do it
must have done it as a toddler & got the snot knocked out of me

[rico]

Of course I do. Target the drain, not pissing on myself.

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/69.jpg

The only exception I can see is if you are Kaiser Soze and are dehydrated to the point where your piss comes out like snot. In that case, you may have difficulty getting your piss through the drain. If that's not the case (which in most cases it's not) what reason will you have to not piss in the shower other than, "I'm just too prissy?"

[hometeam]

Its not the end of the world, but I am surprised at the % of yes. Wtf. The toilet is right there.

[keg in kc]

I can't speak for anybody else, but half the time I don't realize I have to piss until after I'm in the shower, and I'm not getting out at that point.

[Rain Man]

I just took a poll with 11 dudes in the room (the girls are in the kitchen). I said, "everyone raise your hand if you either piss or have taken a piss in the shower." Everyone raised their hand, BUT there were a couple people who hesitated and looked at everyone else with a stupid smile on their faces before raising their own hands. The people voting "no" on here are the ones who are the ones who would hesitate while being asked this at a gathering.

I will swear on a stack of all the religious tracts on earth that I have never urinated in the shower (barring possibly when I was a year old and wan't yet a viable human being). In fact, I've never urinated anywhere in my house other than the toilet. Not in the shower, not in the sink, not in the yard, not in the washing machine, nowhere. Just the toilet.

[rico]

I can't speak for anybody else, but half the time I don't realize I have to piss until after I'm in the shower, and I'm not getting out at that point.

You're not just speaking for anybody else...you're speaking for everyone excluding total prisses.

[keg in kc]

I will swear on a stack of all the religious tracts on earth that I have never urinated in the shower (barring possibly when I was a year old and wan't yet a viable human being). In fact, I've never urinated anywhere in my house other than the toilet. Not in the shower, not in the sink, not in the yard, not in the washing machine, nowhere. Just the toilet.I will say that I've never done it anywhere but the shower and the toilet.

And, uh, the, ah, area around the toilet on those days when the, ah, aim is off. Cough.

[Rain Man]

You're not just speaking for anybody else...you're speaking for everyone excluding total prisses.

And people for whom civilization has evolved beyond the 13th century.

[Rain Man]

I will say that I've never done it anywhere but the shower and the toilet.

And, uh, the, ah, area around the toilet on those days when the, ah, aim is off. Cough.

Well, okay, I'll admit to that last part as well. Even William Tell sprayed a few floors in his day.

[rico]

I will swear on a stack of all the religious tracts on earth that I have never urinated in the shower (barring possibly when I was a year old and wan't yet a viable human being). In fact, I've never urinated anywhere in my house other than the toilet. Not in the shower, not in the sink, not in the yard, not in the washing machine, nowhere. Just the toilet.

How much do all the religious tracts mean to you? How old were you when you created your account?

I've pissed in many places. However, the yard, toilet, sink and shower were the only intentional places. I went through a streak when I was a senior in college where I kept sleep-walking after I'd drink and I'd either piss in my hamper or on top of our stereo speakers in the living room. In my drunken stupor/sleep state of mind, I must have subconsciously thought my hamper and our stereo speakers were the toilet....or shower....or sink....or I may have thought I was in a yard.

[keg in kc]

And people for whom civilization has evolved beyond the 13th century.My thinking is that it's just water. It's not like I'm pinching a loaf off in there or something.

I've had sex in the shower, too. Bodily fluids were involved. I'm a heathen.

[MrNightly]

Heck ya. First thing in the morning, I turn the water on, step in, piss, then wash up.

Also, if you have to piss in the morning and have sex, does anybody else find it really uncomfortable?

[BryanBusby]

I'd bet everyone that says they don't piss in the showers do in urinals, where piss often splashes back out onto the floor and you eventually put your feet on and track it wherever you go.

[keg in kc]

Even worse are those 50 year old floor urinals.

[rico]

And people for whom civilization has evolved beyond the 13th century.

Yes.... they are included with "everyone." :) I'm not just assuming that all people who have evolved beyond the 13th century are prissy.

[kysirsoze]

My thinking is that it's just water. It's not like I'm pinching a loaf off in there or something.

I've had sex in the shower, too. Bodily fluids were involved. I'm a heathen.

niiiiiiice.

[Rain Man]

How much do all the religious tracts mean to you? How old were you when you created your account?

I've pissed in many places. However, the yard, toilet, sink and shower were the only intentional places. I went through a streak when I was a senior in college where I kept sleep-walking after I'd drink and I'd either piss in my hamper or on top of our stereo speakers in the living room. In my drunken stupor/sleep state of mind, I must have subconsciously thought my hamper and our stereo speakers were the toilet....or shower....or sink....or I may have thought I was in a yard.

This reminds me. Does anyone else have the following phenomenon?

If I'm asleep and my bladder is full, my dreams will involve me trying to find a bathroom. Other dreamlike stuff will be happening, but it'll go something like this:

I'm in a hotel on a business trip and I'm trying to find a bathroom. Attractive women will be taking off their clothes in the lobby and I'll think about how interesting it is, and that I'll return after I find a bathroom. I find a bathroom and for some reason it's open to the lobby so I won't want to use it. Then a bunch of coyotes will run through and eat all of the old people and I'll be running for my life. I get to the second floor and find a bathroom, but for some reason the toilets aren't yet installed, so I'll keep looking. Then some crazy person will push me out a window and I discover that I can fly. So I fly to McDonald's to use their restroom, but they're mopping it and it's got one of those 'bathroom closed' signs in the doorway. So I go back to the hotel and...you get the idea. The pattern will continue until I wake up.

[Rain Man]

I'd bet everyone that says they don't piss in the showers do in urinals, where piss often splashes back out onto the floor and you eventually put your feet on and track it wherever you go.

Oh, I hate that. I would vote for any presidential candidate who would require that all urinals reach the floor.

[Three7s]

Matt Cassel takes a piss in the toilet, the shower, the sink, and the football field.

/can'thaveathreadwithoutacasselpost

[keg in kc]

My dream's a little different, and it hasn't happened in years and years now, but there were a couple of times in my life where I'd not only be dreaming about having to pee and finding a bathroom, but I'd actually find one and start peeing in my dream. Only to wake up in a panic realizing that I was either on the verge of peeing or had already started.

These days I wake up if there's even an ounce of pee in my bladder. I have to be careful not to drink to many liquids before bed or I'm up all night (or all day, as it sometimes is with me).

[Rain Man]

Even worse are those 50 year old floor urinals.

What, you don't like those? I think that floor urinals are the high point of civilizi-urination.

[rico]

This reminds me. Does anyone else have the following phenomenon?

If I'm asleep and my bladder is full, my dreams will involve me trying to find a bathroom. Other dreamlike stuff will be happening, but it'll go something like this:

I'm in a hotel on a business trip and I'm trying to find a bathroom. Attractive women will be taking off their clothes in the lobby and I'll think about how interesting it is, and that I'll return after I find a bathroom. I find a bathroom and for some reason it's open to the lobby so I won't want to use it. Then a bunch of coyotes will run through and eat all of old people and I'll be running for my life. I get to the second floor and find a bathroom, but for some reason the toilets aren't yet installed, so I'll keep looking. Then some crazy person will push me out a window and I discover that I can fly. So I fly to McDonald's to use their restroom, but they're mopping it and it's got one of those 'bathroom closed' signs in the doorway. So I go back to the hotel and...you get the idea. The pattern will continue until I wake up.

Yes..... I always wake up feeling like I have unfinished business to take care of.... and I can't think of what that business is until after I step foot in the shower.

On a serious note... yes, I hate those dreams. I just had a similar one recently. Can be very frustrating.

[keg in kc]

What, you don't like those? I think that floor urinals are the high point of civilizi-urination.Dude, those are the worst. You might as well just piss directly on your shoes.

[Rain Man]

My dream's a little different, and it hasn't happened in years and years now, but there were a couple of times in my life where I'd not only be dreaming about having to pee and finding a bathroom, but I'd actually find one and start peeing in my dream. Only to wake up in a panic realizing that I was either on the verge of peeing or had already started.

These days I wake up if there's even an ounce of pee in my bladder. I have to be careful not to drink to many liquids before bed or I'm up all night (or all day, as it sometimes is with me).

I'm always afraid that's going to happen to me, but happily it hasn't. Eventually if the urge is strong enough I think I must wake up.

[Easy 6]

Wanna know whats worst in life?

Being woke up with a piss & trying to go back to sleep... not. gonna. happen. try, wish, toss & turn all you want, but you're getting your ass up before you have any peace.

[rico]

Wanna know whats worst in life?

Being woke up with a piss & trying to go back to sleep... not. gonna. happen. try, wish, toss & turn all you want, but you're getting your ass up before you have any peace.

Yeah, I would totally get up and clean myself off if someone pissed on me or if I pissed myself....even though it would suck....being tired and all.

[Deberg_1990]

Yeah, I would totally get up and clean myself off if someone pissed on me or if I pissed myself....even though it would suck....being tired and all.

Wanna know whats worst in life?

Being woke up with a piss & trying to go back to sleep... not. gonna. happen. try, wish, toss & turn all you want, but you're getting your ass up before you have any peace.

Adult diapers?

[keg in kc]

Wanna know whats worst in life?

Being woke up with a piss & trying to go back to sleep... not. gonna. happen. try, wish, toss & turn all you want, but you're getting your ass up before you have any peace.Definitely. If I gotta pee, I gotta get up. However, I have to get up at least once virtually every night, so I have it down to an art form. I can't be far off from sleep-walking to the bathroom at this point, and I'm back under immediately.

[Setsuna]

At home no. But like in a community/dorm bathroom sure why not.

[rico]

Adult diapers?

Nah...I slowed down my alcohol intake after my daughter was born.

[Easy 6]

Yeah, I would totally get up and clean myself off if someone pissed on me or if I pissed myself....even though it would suck....being tired and all.

Am i missing the joke, or, did i more likely blunder into saying something that might've seemed like i was jabbing you?

[Kyle DeLexus]

This reminds me. Does anyone else have the following phenomenon?

If I'm asleep and my bladder is full, my dreams will involve me trying to find a bathroom. Other dreamlike stuff will be happening, but it'll go something like this:

I'm in a hotel on a business trip and I'm trying to find a bathroom. Attractive women will be taking off their clothes in the lobby and I'll think about how interesting it is, and that I'll return after I find a bathroom. I find a bathroom and for some reason it's open to the lobby so I won't want to use it. Then a bunch of coyotes will run through and eat all of the old people and I'll be running for my life. I get to the second floor and find a bathroom, but for some reason the toilets aren't yet installed, so I'll keep looking. Then some crazy person will push me out a window and I discover that I can fly. So I fly to McDonald's to use their restroom, but they're mopping it and it's got one of those 'bathroom closed' signs in the doorway. So I go back to the hotel and...you get the idea. The pattern will continue until I wake up.

Your dream is telling you to get a dog.

[Okie_Apparition]

ONe that senses you need to pee & wakes you up
sounds like a goldmine

[BossChief]

When I have sex in the morning before work, I always pee in the shower afterwards. That's usually a lot safer that the stream of pee going wherever it wants and having to clean that up.

[BigMeatballDave]

Do you pee in the sink as well?

Yes, that's the same thing.

While I'm shaving, I'm standing on the sink.

[Frankie]

When I have sex in the morning before work, I always pee in the shower afterwards. That's usually a lot safer that the stream of pee going wherever it wants and having to clean that up.

Not if you sit when you pee like a real man should.

[Rain Man]

Definitely. If I gotta pee, I gotta get up. However, I have to get up at least once virtually every night, so I have it down to an art form. I can't be far off from sleep-walking to the bathroom at this point, and I'm back under immediately.

I'm not a practicing physician, but do you drink a lot of soda? I was having that happen more and more until I cut way back on the soda. Now I never have to get up in the middle of the night.

[007]

You're in denial.
What? Because I have never pissed in the shower. don't try to speak for everyone, because you don't know shit about me other than I'm extremely frugal.

[kysirsoze]

What? Because I have never pissed in the shower. don't try to speak for everyone, because you don't know shit about me other than I'm extremely frugal.

Peeing while you shampoo saves water $$$.

[007]

Peeing while you shampoo saves water $$$.

ROFL

[hometeam]

I'm not a practicing physician, but do you drink a lot of soda? I was having that happen more and more until I cut way back on the soda. Now I never have to get up in the middle of the night.

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[BossChief]

Well put.

Followup question to the people who do this. Do you bathe in the toilet before defecating? Because it's the same general principle.Does your shower have drainage issues...otherwise, I don't see the connection.

Not if you sit when you pee like a real man should.
This is probably sig worthy.

[rico]

What? Because I have never pissed in the shower. don't try to speak for everyone, because you don't know shit about me other than I'm extremely frugal.

I didn't know you were frugal, but I think your bullshizzing when you say you you haven't peed in the shower.

[007]

I didn't know you were frugal, but I think your bullshizzing when you say you you haven't peed in the shower.

well, I haven't so get over it.

I probably peed in the sink when I was a baby during bath time though so I guess you can have that.

[rico]

Am i missing the joke, or, did i more likely blunder into saying something that might've seemed like i was jabbing you?

I'll have to look back... I do know that I didn't perceive anything from you as jabbing.

[rico]

well, I haven't so get over it.

I can't get over it.... I don't take too kindly to people lying to my cyber-face, yo.

[chefsos]

well, I haven't so get over it.
Neither have I. But, we've both already said that once, and once damn well should be enough.

[kysirsoze]

Neither have I. But, we've both already said that once, and once damn well should be enough.

You rotten pack of Goddammed liars.

[rico]

You rotten pack of Goddammed liars.

This.

[DaFace]

At home no. But like in a community/dorm bathroom sure why not.

That's the exact oppose of how I feel. Odd.

[BossChief]

That's the exact oppose of how I feel. Odd.

This

[The Dawg]

Depends on if I am super tired or not. If I am I'll just go ahead and pee in the shower if I simply don't feel like taking the extra seconds required to use the toilet. Just aim for the drain and I don't see the big deal in it.

I'll only do it in my shower, nobody elses.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Depends on if I am super tired or not. If I am I'll just go ahead and pee in the shower if I simply don't feel like taking the extra seconds required to use the toilet. Just aim for the drain and I don't see the big deal in it.

I'll only do it in my shower, nobody elses.

I only follow rules that are posted in the bathroom I'm using, so if there is no sign I take that as peeing is acceptable.