Just killed a scorpion

[lewdog]

I just killed my first scorpion in the backyard. Reps please.

[chefsos]

With a rock?
Like a hurricane?

[In58men]

Did you have a cat? Cats kill fucking anything

[Simply Red]

I just killed my first scorpion in the backyard.




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[lewdog]

With a rock?
Like a hurricane?

With an empty soup can.

[lewdog]

Did you have a cat? Cats kill ****ing anything

I have heard that but I do not. If I notice them in the house ever I surely will think about getting one.

[Rasputin]

lewdog
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[In58men]

I have heard that but I do not. If I notice them in the house ever I surely will think about getting one.


I wouldn't do that. I just made an assumption not a suggestion.

[Okie_Apparition]

I'd get some pink armadilos to cruise the back yard

[Lonewolf Ed]

While you saw one scorpion, it is a little known fact that they are creatures with a very complex social structure. I am certain that thousands of them are plotting terrible vengeance on you. Good luck!

[Fritz88]

Cool story brah

[Radar Chief]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[bevischief]

You know they hunt in packs right?

[Dante84]

Did it look like this?


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[Radar Chief]

You know they hunt in packs right?

And crawling on the ground is just their larval stage. Next they sprout wings to spawn and defend the nest.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Did you have a cat? Cats kill ****ing anything

I had a cat when I was growing up in Oklahoma that never quite learned to leave scorpions the **** alone. She got stung on two separate occasions and her face swoled up horribly. Poor cat, she was in bad shape.

[Simply Red]

everything still okay this morning?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I just killed my first scorpion in the backyard. Reps please.

Did you bring the fury? Lay the hammer down? Throw a brick and run the other way screaming like a school girl while waving your arms in a mad and uncontrolled fashion above your head?

[Sofa King]

Did you bring the fury? Lay the hammer down? Throw a brick and run the other way screaming like a school girl while waving your arms in a mad and uncontrolled fashion above your head?

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[lewdog]

It brought me great joy to see his little corpse, dried up and split in half this morning.

[bevischief]

Where do you live that has scorpions?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Where do you live that has scorpions?

He just moved to AZ. I know he couldn't tell you that himself.

[lewdog]

Where do you live that has scorpions?

Just moved to Phoenix Metro on Monday.

[lewdog]

He just moved to AZ. I know he couldn't tell you that himself.

ROFL

Thanks buddy!!!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

ROFL

Thanks buddy!!!

I got your back lew.

[Huffmeister]

You know they hunt in packs right?

And when they do, they will rock you like a hurricane.

[bevischief]

Watch out for those jumping scorpions. They can jump about 6 feet.

[lewdog]

Watch out for those jumping scorpions. They can jump about 6 feet.

Nice try Mr. Bevis but they cannot jump. They are pretty slow moving too, especially when you spray them before smashing them.

[Cornstock]

When you "killed it with violence" did a bunch of little scorpions pop out of it and chase you throughout the yard, thereby not allowing you to sleep at night because you feel like you have the little spiders, I MEAN SCORPIONS! crawling all over you?

[bevischief]

Nice try Mr. Bevis but they cannot jump. They are pretty slow moving too, especially when you spray them before smashing them.

Had to give it a try... LMAO

[ElGringo]

Nice try Mr. Bevis but they cannot jump. They are pretty slow moving too, especially when you spray them before smashing them.

I was going to say, you know it is a much easier kill when you dowse them with a good amount of Raid before you stomp them. But I am not exactly sure what affect Raid has on them because if you let them walk around after dowsing them, they look kind of drunk.

[vailpass]

I have heard that but I do not. If I notice them in the house ever I surely will think about getting one.

No, scorps will hurt kittys if they sting them.Get a can of Terro at Home Depot and hit the ones you see with it. Tell your Exterminator.

[Bowser]

Crank this shit the next time you go on a scorpion hunt. ANd don't forget your Rambo headband and knife....

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[lewdog]

When you "killed it with violence" did a bunch of little scorpions pop out of it and chase you throughout the yard, thereby not allowing you to sleep at night because you feel like you have the little spiders, I MEAN SCORPIONS! crawling all over you?

Haha no. I smashed that fucker to pieces in case some kids were on board. And yes, I did have the heebie-jeebies for a bit afterwards. :(

Had to give it a try... LMAO

Nice try but I was informed of the power of the scorpion by the man installing my directv yesterday! He gave me all the info I ever need to know.

[lewdog]

I was going to say, you know it is a much easier kill when you dowse them with a good amount of Raid before you stomp them. But I am not exactly sure what affect Raid has on them because if you let them walk around after dowsing them, they look kind of drunk.

Yea it does make them act drunk and then he flipped over and laid completely still on his back. I knew he wasn't dead and when I poked him with a stick he flipped back over with his tail up, ready to strike. That is when I smashed him to pieces.

They can live after you put Raid on them, that is why smashing them is the real only way to kill. Spraying them just makes them easier to smash.

No, scorps will hurt kittys if they sting them.Get a can of Terro at Home Depot and hit the ones you see with it. Tell your Exterminator.

I will look for that. I was told to use wasp spray and that shit is thick and can shoot 20ft!

Crank this shit the next time you go on a scorpion hunt. ANd don't forget your Rambo headband and knife....

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Fuck yea, going hunting again tonight!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

lew you do realize that if you didn't nuke it from orbit or at the very least kill it with fire, that it's just coming back 10x bigger and pissed off... right?

[lewdog]

Thought about making a new thread but decided no to. When I moved in, I noticed that the guy across the street had a KC Chiefs license plate frame. Which one of the CP members is my new neighbor?

[lewdog]

lew you do realize that if you didn't nuke it from orbit or at the very least kill it with fire, that it's just coming back 10x bigger and pissed off... right?

Oh shit! Do you know how much bigger 10x bigger is!!??

I did hear that our friends blow torch them! You think that would stop it from coming back 10x bigger?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Oh shit! Do you know how much bigger 10x bigger is!!??

I did hear that our friends blow torch them! You think that would stop it from coming back 10x bigger?

I believe that would fall into the "kill it with fire" category, so yes. Good luck. We're all counting on you.

[Frosty]

I thought you were still in Spokane and was thinking "WTF?"

[Fish]

I was going to say, you know it is a much easier kill when you dowse them with a good amount of Raid before you stomp them. But I am not exactly sure what affect Raid has on them because if you let them walk around after dowsing them, they look kind of drunk.

Raid, and most insect killers, attack the nervous system of bugs. It just shuts done all nerve communication. Including legs, lungs, brain. Complete paralysis of every body part. It happens gradually, which is why they look drunk.

Science is cool..

[SAUTO]

We have scorpions in mid mo. We just stomp those Fuckers.
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[suzzer99]

Pics?

[Okie_Apparition]

We have an occasional armadilo north of the river
no scorpions

[bevischief]

Hope it was the alpha male otherwise you are screwed...

[rico]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/scorpionking/image/scorpionking-lk-sm.jpg

[ohiobronco2]

Pics?

http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/thumb/a/af/PredatorHK94chopped-5.jpg/500px-PredatorHK94chopped-5.jpg

Anytime.

[bevischief]

Have the flying ones shown up yet?

[lewdog]

I thought you were still in Spokane and was thinking "WTF?"

Haha nope. Only spent a year and 9 months in Spokane....not that I was counting or anything.

Pics?

Gonna get some tonight. They seriously glow so bright that they look like a fake, green, gummy scorpion. Until they put their tail up to attack!

Have the flying ones shown up yet?

ROFL

You just don't give up in trying to scare me and make my skin crawl.

[lewdog]

Pics as promised.

Smashed up Scorp. GO CHIEFS!!!

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I don't mind a little scorpion killing for no lawn maintenance.

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[bevischief]

Those flying scorpions attack in waves...

[lewdog]

Those flying scorpions attack in waves...

ROFL

God dammit bevis!!!

[JoeyChuckles]

I've been here two years and only seen one yet. Of course I live in the middle of the city, and they are more prevalent near the outskirts.

[lewdog]

I've been here two years and only seen one yet. Of course I live in the middle of the city, and they are more prevalent near the outskirts.

Well we were black lighting for them at night in the back yard. Hope I never see any in the house! And yes, out in Surprise I am guessing they are more prevalent.