Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis

[petegz28]

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/05/18/flesh-eating-bacteria-consumes-man-penis/

[Donger]

It took balls to go public with that story.

[Bwana]

He may have been cocky to file a this, but Enrique Milla is going to get paid.

[Bowser]

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[Jewish Rabbi]

Flesh-eating bacteria has become pubic enemy number one.

[Fish]

Milla's problems began after a Gangrene infection spread through his penis about nine days after the surgery. Aronfeld detailed the traumatic experience his client went through. "Turned into a flesh-eating bacteria that ate his penis centimeter by centimeter," he said, " and as a result of this, he has to spend the rest of his life without a functioning penis. He has to sit down to urinate. He'll never have any intimate relationships with anyone, and he's lost his manhood."


Centimeter by centimeter. How telling........

[bevischief]

What a cock.

[Ace Gunner]

war!

[bevischief]

Talk about blue balls.

[ChiefRocka]

Urine trouble now.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

That sucks Mr. Varys.

[Johnny Vegas]

this story is just wong

[Skyy God]

Interesting that they sued they're suing the anesthesiologist..... my guess is the hospital and surgeon have already settled.

BTW, kids, don't lie to anesthesiologist about when you last ate or drank. The one from my surgery talked about his med mal case where the patient did so and aspirated while under. Ended up spending 3 months in the ICU.

[chasedude]

He needs one of these...

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[bevischief]

He broke apart in mid air.

[bevischief]

He doesn't need a cup any more...

[bevischief]

No getting his rocks off.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Pup tents are a thing of the past.

[bevischief]

So he can wear his wife's underwear now.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He can pass this test:

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[bevischief]

Did his voice raise a few octaves?

[bevischief]

Bet the TSA will strip search it...

[Xanathol]

C'mon judge, throw that guy a bone!

[kstater]

I'm not sure why you would find, or be interested enough in the headline to read this story.

[Setsuna]

I never read it. I just wanted to see what puns people could come up with.

[el borracho]

Big deal. He couldn't hump before, can't hump now. What's the difference?/ defense attorney

[Saul Good]

Well dong gone it.

[cabletech94]

what a boner!

[Xanathol]

The penile implant doctor really stiffed him.

[Munson]

That's a hard break. He really got the shaft on that one.

[Okie_Apparition]

He now has the eyesight of a golden eagle

[J Diddy]

Well now you know who my exwife's been screwing.

[Phobia]

Guinness wants to put him in the book for circumcision.

[booger]

shoulda just took some Mycocksafloppin

[booger]

totally nuts

[big nasty kcnut]

Talk about a nutcracker.

[Ace Gunner]

can someone please smear some of this on cassel's locker