I Just Woke Up- Passed Out On My Desk-Think I Crapped My Pants

[Sofa King]

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[Johnny Vegas]

Oops I crapped my pants

[SuperChief]

Oops I crapped my pants

Oops I crapped my pants are biodegradable, now that's good for the environment.

[HemiEd]

I couldn't watch the whole thing, I crapped my pants in midair.

[Sofa King]

I literally started getting woozy when they climb out on that yellow arm and look down. Around 1:10 or so.....

[Holladay]

I felt like Pr_capone.

[Donger]

Is he wearing a backpack or a chute?

[jiveturkey]

Is he wearing a backpack or a chute?I was expecting them to jump.

[Donger]

I was expecting them to jump.

Yeah, me too, Jeb Corliss-style:

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[The Franchise]

STOP LOOKING DOWN!!!!

[Dartgod]

I was expecting them to jump.

Is he wearing a backpack or a chute?

I thought it was a chute at first, but it was just a backpack. It takes some balls (or lack of brains) to do that with nothing to keep you from falling to your death.

[Donger]

with nothing to keep you from falling to your death.

I'm pretty sure the water would do a fine job of that.

[Dartgod]

I'm pretty sure the water would do a fine job of that.

Prevent them from falling to their death? Do you think they would actually survive that fall?

[blaise]

Dumb.

[Sofa King]

Prevent them from falling to their death? Do you think they would actually survive that fall?

Well the water would definitely prevent them from falling further.

[Nzoner]

Well the water would definitely prevent them from falling further.

From that height they'd be shark chum

[Donger]

Prevent them from falling to their death? Do you think they would actually survive that fall?

No, it was an attempt at a joke. The water would do a fine job of preventing the fall (as in massive deceleration trauma).

[Sofa King]

From that height they'd be shark chum

Nah. As soon as they hit they water they spread their arms and legs out (under water) really fast and that will stop them from going down too far so they don't drown.

I've watched the Chinese do it in the Olympic high diving before.

[The Franchise]

I wonder if they got in the dive position before the hit the water.....which would happen?

1. The impact would break their neck.
2. They'd survive the impact but drown before they could make it back up the surface.

[Donger]

I wonder if they got in the dive position before the hit the water.....which would happen?

1. The impact would break their neck.
2. They'd survive the impact but drown before they could make it back up the surface.

1, after their skull was crushed.

[WV]

I wonder if they got in the dive position before the hit the water.....which would happen?

1. The impact would break their neck.
2. They'd survive the impact but drown before they could make it back up the surface.

Water from waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay closer than that is like concrete. They would pretty much explode when they hit from that distance.

[Fish]

I wonder if they got in the dive position before the hit the water.....which would happen?

1. The impact would break their neck.
2. They'd survive the impact but drown before they could make it back up the surface.

Human terminal velocity is achieved at about 1800ft. You'd probably hit the water at about ~120mph. At that speed, water isn't much different than concrete...

[Fat Elvis]

I wonder if they got in the dive position before the hit the water.....which would happen?

1. The impact would break their neck.
2. They'd survive the impact but drown before they could make it back up the surface.

From that height, hitting the water is pretty much like hitting concrete. There is a reason they aerate the water at high dive competitions (which are about 1/10th that height.)

Edit: What KC Fish said...

[chasedude]

I wonder if they got in the dive position before the hit the water.....which would happen?

1. The impact would break their neck.
2. They'd survive the impact but drown before they could make it back up the surface.

The water's surface tension would be like concrete at the open speed they'd be traveling. There's no diving, just dying.

[chasedude]

Human terminal velocity is achieved at about 1800ft. You'd probably hit the water at about ~120mph. At that speed, water isn't much different than concrete...

From that height, hitting the water is pretty much like hitting concrete. There is a reason they aerate the water at high dive competitions (which are about 1/10th that height.)

Edit: What KC Fish said...

You both beat me to it. Yet GREAT mind's think alike uh? LMAO

[Donger]

You're all wrong. It would be more like hitting asphalt, not concrete.

[vailpass]

Water from waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay closer than that is like concrete. They would pretty much explode when they hit from that distance.

Oh yes. Anyone who has ever water skied and skipped across the lake like a stone after losing the rope at speed knows this.

[The Franchise]

But they've got hard hats on. :D

[Sofa King]

You guys. All he has to do is stick his arms and legs out after he hits, that will slow him down underneath the water and he'll be fine.

He'll have to kick like a sob though as I'm sure he'll be 20 ft or so below the surface.

Look how they hit the water.

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[saphojunkie]

Oops I crapped my pants are biodegradable, now that's good for the environment.

Imagine this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your own feces.

[saphojunkie]

First thing I thought of...

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[Sofa King]

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[The Franchise]

Is there really anything to live for in Russia?

[Fish]

In Russia, gravity laws obey you......

[Amnorix]

Christ my hands sweat like mad just WATCHING that crap. Screw that.

[Sofa King]

Is there really anything to live for in Russia?

Vodka and Roulette.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Christ my hands sweat like mad just WATCHING that crap. Screw that.

Me too. I think I had a bead of sweat roll off my fucking forehead...that was brutal.

[007]

HOLY CRAP!!!

No thank you.

[Cornstock]

Really disappointed they didn't base jump it or anything. At the beginning it reminded me of a documentary I watched called Flight of the Frenchies. These guys mix base jumping and slacklining. Its pretty epic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJGacNLFSlQ

[The Franchise]

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[redfan]

Oops I crapped my pants are biodegradable, now that's good for the environment.

How do you know so much about Oops I Crapped My Pants?

[notorious]

Vodka and Roulette.

There are some pretty hot chicks, too.