Do handjobs feel good?

[Titty Meat]

WV told me to ask.

[J Diddy]

Dude, if a chick tries to get me off with a hand job, I'm driving far off in the country and dropping her off.

[Johnny Vegas]

I'd drive off a cliff

[WV]

Depends on which hand she uses.

[Johnny Vegas]

Depends on which hand she uses.

Dude, if a chick tries to get me off with a hand job, I'm driving far off in the country and dropping her off.


F'real.

[KurtCobain]

I don't know, ask the black guy my wife partied with tonight.

[WV]

I don't know, ask the black guy my wife partied with tonight.

Your more depressing than a left handed hand job.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Depends on the guy

NTTAWWT

[Shaid]

Yes, but it needs to go further than that.

[Bump]

I hate it when chicks go for the hand job. No no sweetheart, you aren't getting me off that easily.

[Bump]

I don't know, ask the black guy my wife partied with tonight.

I've seen that before

[CrazyPhuD]

It feels better than blue balls(usually)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Is this a serious question?

[TrebMaxx]

Only if she is left handed.

[Bump]

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[Imon Yourside]

Only if she doesn't have a mouth.

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[BigMeatballDave]

WV told me to ask.

What? He doesn't give you reacharounds?

:)

[ChiefRocka]

Only of she has satin gloves on.

[Crush]

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[Rasputin]

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ROFL

Ya unless there is sucking to go along with it just not worth it. Suck my balls lady.

[CHENZ A!]

Eh.. it's better than nothing. :shrug:

[Rasputin]

Eh.. it's better than nothing. :shrug:

Eh, I just asume do it myself if she let's me spew all over her tits I'd be happy about that.

[BoneKrusher]

any kind of secks is good, ya.

[Rukdafaidas]

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ROFL

I'm married, I've been there.

[Molitoth]

Do handjobs feel good?

Hell yeah, I give myself one daily. ;)

[ChiTown]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar45_3.gif

[Sofa King]

ROFL

Ya unless there is sucking to go along with it just not worth it. Suck my balls lady.

LMAO


This post is awesome.

[JD10367]

Like anything, they feel good if they're done right. If a woman knows how to gauge your building orgasm and times and varies her tempo, pressure, range up and down, lubrication, and direction, yes. If she adds in some enthusiastic sex talk, better. If she really gets into it and it gets her off somewhat too, even better (e.g. getting close to your dick, letting her hair hang over it, doing some ball-work while there, etc.,.). If she takes off her shirt/clothes, even better than that. If she lets you titty-hump and/or spooge on her, even better than that. But, yeah, if it's like the "tired wife doing her duty who treats your dick like she's grating cheese", then you might as well just say, "Forget it, lady, I'll do a better job myself."

He does have a good point about the maintenance/killing aspect, though. For women, sex is very emotional and full-body most of the time. For men, a lot of it really is about simply releasing the pressure. From that standup routine, he sounds like one of those guys who doesn't self-serve too often. I know there are many guys who can't/won't and, for those dudes, I feel bad if they have the type of woman (or don't have a woman) who doesn't release the pressure often enough. Must be hell to walk around overfull, LOL.

[ModSocks]

If I wanted a Handjob I'd do it myself. I have FAAAR more experience playing with my dick then she does.

[tooge]

Eh.. it's better than nothing. :shrug:

No. No it's not. A handjob is going to your favorite greasy burger joint, only to have them tell you they aren't going to make you a burger. Instead, they will just throw a few slices of ham on white bread with mustard. You can do that shit yourself and save the time of going out to the burger joint no?

[Donger]

If I wanted a Handjob I'd do it myself. I have FAAAR more experience playing with my dick then she does.

Which, of course, begs the question: would you blow yourself if you could?

[WV]

The only bad ones are alone with no pron....not really worth it.

[Rasputin]

Which, of course, begs the question: would you blow yourself if you could?

Is that or would that be considered gay?
(nttawwt)

[Donger]

Is that or would that be considered gay?
(nttawwt)

LMAO

I don't know. I suppose it's not more gay than jerking it, but perhaps a bit more "intimate"?

Craftmatic adjustable beds. You get that "V" going and it's decision time, eh?

[Canofbier]

Is that or would that be considered gay?
(nttawwt)

Unless you consider jacking yourself off to be homosexual, I don't see why it would be. Then again, maybe I'm just a closet gay and don't kow it yet.

[siberian khatru]

Which, of course, begs the question: would you blow yourself if you could?

Sure, but I wouldn't swallow.

[Donger]

Sure, but I wouldn't swallow.

LMAO

[Gonzo]

Sure, but I wouldn't swallow.

Lazy bitch.

[Setsuna]

Only CP. Gold.

[ThaVirus]

Like anything, they feel good if they're done right. If a woman knows how to gauge your building orgasm and times and varies her tempo, pressure, range up and down, lubrication, and direction, yes. If she adds in some enthusiastic sex talk, better. If she really gets into it and it gets her off somewhat too, even better (e.g. getting close to your dick, letting her hair hang over it, doing some ball-work while there, etc.,.). If she takes off her shirt/clothes, even better than that. If she lets you titty-hump and/or spooge on her, even better than that. But, yeah, if it's like the "tired wife doing her duty who treats your dick like she's grating cheese", then you might as well just say, "Forget it, lady, I'll do a better job myself."

He does have a good point about the maintenance/killing aspect, though. For women, sex is very emotional and full-body most of the time. For men, a lot of it really is about simply releasing the pressure. From that standup routine, he sounds like one of those guys who doesn't self-serve too often. I know there are many guys who can't/won't and, for those dudes, I feel bad if they have the type of woman (or don't have a woman) who doesn't release the pressure often enough. Must be hell to walk around overfull, LOL.

Great post here. Unfortunately, most women are just completely not-in-tune with the wang.

Sure, but I wouldn't swallow.

Lazy bitch.

LMAO

[Garcia Bronco]

If I wanted a Handjob I'd do it myself. I have FAAAR more experience playing with my dick then she does.

Exactly

[ChiefsCountry]

While its true that we can do it better ourselves, its always better if you don't have to.

[Garcia Bronco]

"Where can a guy get a rub and a tug around here?"

[The Franchise]

While its true that we can do it better ourselves, its always better if you don't have to.

This.

[BigMeatballDave]

My ex-fiancee was great at it.

This reminds me of a time we were having sex, but my right hammy kept cramping.

She had already gotten off, so she was gonna rub me out.

She stopped because she was sneezing. I was close, so I finished myself. She turned back around in time to be shot in the eye. :)

[luv]

I have no clue what the OP says, since I have him on ignore. I am kind of surprised that so many guys don't think hand jobs feel good. Learn something new everyday.

[gblowfish]

Just don't go all "Senior Wences" on it....
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[BigMeatballDave]

I have no clue what the OP says, since I have him on ignore. I am kind of surprised that so many guys don't think hand jobs feel good. Learn something new everyday.

Why do you have Billay on ignore?

[Sofa King]

This.

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[luv]

Why do you have Billay on ignore?

Because he's a douche.

[The Franchise]

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x354/Boyd508/Pest1-1-2.jpg

ROFL

[WV]

I have no clue what the OP says, since I have him on ignore. I am kind of surprised that so many guys don't think hand jobs feel good. Learn something new everyday.

Don't let their internet machismo fool you, as long as there's some nudity from the female involved any and all of us will take a handy when it's the only option.

[JD10367]

If I wanted a Handjob I'd do it myself. I have FAAAR more experience playing with my dick then she does.

And for variety you can use your non-dominant hand and enjoy The Stranger^TM.

[BigMeatballDave]

Because he's a douche.

LOL

Yeah. His internet persona, I'm sure.

I'm about the same in person. Maybe a little more vocal on here.

[luv]

If you all don't like the way your woman gives you a hand job, why don't you guide her hand with yours until she gets the feel for it? How is she supposed to learn if you don't teach her?

[Setsuna]

Luv if you can't believe we don't think it feels good then use me as a guinea pig and I'll decide whether you are right or not. Deal?

[rico]

I don't understand how some of you don't like hand jobs. If you get a chick to give you one with lotion, it feels awesome.

[ChiefsCountry]

I don't understand how some of you don't like hand jobs. If you get a chick to give you one with lotion, it feels awesome.

Its the doucheness of CP at its finest.

[allen_kcCard]

I think the main comparison in guys here saying they don't feel good, is in comparison to other options that a lady might have.

For me, the problem with hand jobs is at times when my wife doesn't understand that sometimes her hand actually moving across my skin there can be a bad thing without some sort of lubrication. For someone like Luv, pain sensors there sort of go dead when there is action going on, so even if I *know* she is, it doesn't even hurt that she is rubbing my junk completely raw and it is a balance of do I tell her to stop now, or deal with the pain later as things heal. Other options she has at her disposal don't do that except for the clothed grinding that she enjoys at times.

Personally, if I had a choice I'd pick a HJ over a BJ. I've never gotten off from the latter, and am sure I never will. There may be chicks out there that could suck so good they can make a bannana jizz, but I've never dated or married one of these women. All options on the table for me, and it is D in V for me every time though.

[durtyrute]

I don't understand how some of you don't like hand jobs. If you get a chick to give you one with lotion, it feels awesome.

This all damn day. Shit, I ask her to spit on it while she's doing it, that works too.

[Dayze]

I've experienced exceptional handys from gals. If they're done right, they're incredible.

[Rasputin]

My ex-fiancee was great at it.

This reminds me of a time we were having sex, but my right hammy kept cramping.

She had already gotten off, so she was gonna rub me out.

She stopped because she was sneezing. I was close, so I finished myself. She turned back around in time to be shot in the eye. :)

Rep!

[JD10367]

It's simple, ladies: lube. Loose grip, glide don't tug, and increase speed as his breathing quickens. Honestly, if you need a lesson, I'm sure your man will show you. :D

[Donger]

I have no clue what the OP says, since I have him on ignore. I am kind of surprised that so many guys don't think hand jobs feel good. Learn something new everyday.

They feel fine, but not as good as a BJ (for the most part).

[Donger]

It's simple, ladies: lube. Loose grip, glide don't tug, and increase speed as his breathing quickens. Honestly, if you need a lesson, I'm sure your man will show you. :D

Wait, when does the pinching of the helmet come in?

[Donger]

I've never gotten off from the latter, and am sure I never will.

Wow. You are the only other guy that I've ever heard that from. That would suck.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

WV told me to ask.

Tell your dumbass wife that if there's white stuff coming out the end then it feels good. If there's not then she needs to suck a dick !

[-King-]

I have no clue what the OP says, since I have him on ignore. I am kind of surprised that so many guys don't think hand jobs feel good. Learn something new everyday.

For the most part its because it's nothing special. I give myself handjobs all the damn time.

[JD10367]

For the most part its because it's nothing special. I give myself handjobs all the damn time.

Pics or it didn't happ... Uh, waitaminute, never mind.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've had a few and I'm here to say handjobs are great. Better "she" give it than I give it to myself. Not that I'd do that, that's disgusting and perverted.

[luv]

Luv if you can't believe we don't think it feels good then use me as a guinea pig and I'll decide whether you are right or not. Deal?

Speaking objectively about a topic does not equal an offer of services.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Ya know what's better than a handjob from a chick? A handjob from 2 chicks at the same time. I may have just overshared.

[In58men]

WV stands for "What's Vagina"


He's a lonely man. We should pitch in and get him a quality hooker.

[Donger]

I've had a few and I'm here to say handjobs are great. Better "she" give it than I give it to myself. Not that I'd do that, that's disgusting and perverted.

"Left hand backward underneath your left leg, and it's like someone else is doing it!"

[otherstar]

Like anything, they feel good if they're done right. If a woman knows how to gauge your building orgasm and times and varies her tempo, pressure, range up and down, lubrication, and direction, yes. If she adds in some enthusiastic sex talk, better. If she really gets into it and it gets her off somewhat too, even better (e.g. getting close to your dick, letting her hair hang over it, doing some ball-work while there, etc.,.). If she takes off her shirt/clothes, even better than that. If she lets you titty-hump and/or spooge on her, even better than that. But, yeah, if it's like the "tired wife doing her duty who treats your dick like she's grating cheese", then you might as well just say, "Forget it, lady, I'll do a better job myself."

He does have a good point about the maintenance/killing aspect, though. For women, sex is very emotional and full-body most of the time. For men, a lot of it really is about simply releasing the pressure. From that standup routine, he sounds like one of those guys who doesn't self-serve too often. I know there are many guys who can't/won't and, for those dudes, I feel bad if they have the type of woman (or don't have a woman) who doesn't release the pressure often enough. Must be hell to walk around overfull, LOL.

This. +100

They are nice alternative during that time of the month and we don't have time to do more.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

"Left hand backward underneath your left leg, and it's like someone else is doing it!"

Gaddamn that's genius.

[WV]

WV stands for "What's Vagina"


He's a lonely man. We should pitch in and get him a quality hooker.

At least I don't put my toe in places it shouldn't go.

[Lumpy]

This thread reminded me of this gif...

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ROFL

[In58men]

At least I don't put my toe in places it shouldn't go.


My gf and I have weird sex. We're outgoing.

[Setsuna]

Speaking objectively about a topic does not equal an offer of services.

:sulk:

Wait...she didn't say no so....PBJ

[evolve27]

I hate it when chicks go for the hand job. No no sweetheart, you aren't getting me off that easily.

So true

[siberian khatru]

Ya know what's better than a handjob from a chick? A handjob from 2 chicks at the same time. I may have just overshared.

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