***Our timers vs. Spankys game thread, May 21st***

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I haven't done a game thread this year so what the hell. We're on the road so we have a chance, right?

Paulino vs. Kiroda

6:05pm at the house that a couple billion dollars built.

[Nightfyre]

In before the negativity.

[lewdog]

Fuck yea Beerme! Let's get this shit done tonight!

Oh and fuck the Yankees, including Babe Ruth.

[SPchief]

We're on the road, so we should win the series.

[lewdog]

And Hosmer will go deep to RF tonight. Book it!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

We're on the road, so we should win the series.

Against a team we really have little business beating and that also seems to work to our advantage.

[SPchief]

Need to get a run in early, this game isn't going 9 innings.

[DeezNutz]

Dyson's fast!

[Sure-Oz]

That was an awful swing

[DeezNutz]

Not looking fastball. Guessing.

Good approach. Wake up, Dayton, and realize that this kid needs a mental break.

[lewdog]

How close, if at all, do you think Hosmer is to going to AAA?

[DeezNutz]

How close, if at all, do you think Hosmer is to going to AAA?

Should have been there a week ago.

[Sure-Oz]

This whole flopping lineups is ridiculous. Leave hosmer at 7 or so Stick to a GD lineup

[SPchief]

Billy with the bloop

[lewdog]

Should have been there a week ago.

Yea I guess after the few days off they might see how he does for a week, then decide to move him down if he doesn't pick it up.

[Sure-Oz]

Hosmer can't do this another 3 weeks. He needs to string off a solid week. Parkins is all about leaving him up the whole time etc but i disagree

[Sure-Oz]

MOOOOSE!!!!!!!!

[SPchief]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



He fucking crushed that

[lewdog]

Jesus! Huge shot!

[SPchief]

Rex is jacked up!

[mr. tegu]

Crushed!

[stonedstooge]

MOOSE OFF THE POLE!!!!!

[Sure-Oz]

Frenchy take a fucking pitch

[DeezNutz]

Moose is pretty cool.

[mr. tegu]

We are 11-7 on the road and 5-17 at home. That is nuts.

[SPchief]

Ok, Rex just made me laugh

[petegz28]

Dude he crushed that shit

[mr. tegu]

Frenchy take a fucking pitch

But if he does that he might not be down in the count every at bat.

[DeezNutz]

Ok, Rex just made me laugh

I've actually mellowed on him over the last week or two.

[Sure-Oz]

Good thing Hos can play defense

[SPchief]

Nice changeup Paulino

[petegz28]

Here go the Yankees with their bloop hits...that's all we saw in KC

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It seems a couple lefty 3rd basemen for KC have loved playing at Yankee Stadium over the years.

[mr. tegu]

A Roid hits a dink and gets on but Hosmer rips it all around the yard and gets out no matter what.

[mr. tegu]

Come on throw strikes!

[mr. tegu]

That warning track area around the grass looks super slick.

[SPchief]

Whew, got out of it.

[Sure-Oz]

Gordon looks like shit too

[DeezNutz]

When Gordon is going well, this team has a completely different look.

[SPchief]

Escobar should tell Jeter that he could have made that play

[mr. tegu]

Paulino says sit down.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Paulino says sit down.

twice even

[DeezNutz]

Remember when Paulino had to compete with Mendoza for a spot in the rotation? Yeah, that makes me question the shit out of everyone in charge with the Royals.

[Bambi]

Damn, shoulda got up to the Stadium tonight. Looks like there are a few empty seats.

[mr. tegu]

Hosmer's family afraid to wear Royals gear.

[Bambi]

Gordon looks like shit too

I've been assured Gordon is on "a tear".

[SPchief]

FEAR THE DYSON

[SPchief]

There you go Hos!

[Bambi]

Hoz!

[Sure-Oz]

Thank You Hos!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hosmer says you can keep your triple A

[mr. tegu]

That was such a smooth effortless swing and still got to the wall.

[Bambi]

It's always raining when KC comes to New York.

[mr. tegu]

Moose getting respect!

[Sure-Oz]

Frenchy isnt protecting moose at all

Dude cant layoff the first pitch

[Sure-Oz]

Seriously Cano

Another shitty unproductive AB by francouer

[mr. tegu]

Seriously Cano

Another shitty unproductive AB by francouer

Not the worst thing. I like the guy but of all the offensive players that we can benefit from struggling is Frenchy so that we can see Myers up here.

[kstater]

Good eye, tough pitch to lay back on.

[mr. tegu]

Bases loaded for Escobar. One of our better hitters.

[Al Bundy]

We need to pound the Yankees right here, right now.

[stonedstooge]

Break it open Alcides

[SPchief]

Come on Escobar

[DeezNutz]

Not the worst thing. I like the guy but of all the offensive players that we can benefit from struggling is Frenchy so that we can see Myers up here.

LMAO. /Dayton

[kstater]

That douche with the earring was Wickedson wasn't it?

[kstater]

:facepalm:

[Sure-Oz]

LMAO. /Dayton

Exactly...only way Myers makes an appearance if frenchy gets hurt.

[Al Bundy]

We deserve to lose now.

[DeezNutz]

Slide could have wrecked his shit there. Rose would have...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

We deserve to lose now.

LMAO

Over-reactor king

[SPchief]

Two meatballs in a row

[Al Bundy]

LMAO

Over-reactor king

Nahh.. the Royals have shot their load now. They had the chance to blow it open and like they like to do they didn't bother trying to score more runs.

[petegz28]

Well now we give up the lead....

[Al Bundy]

Bases loaded for the Royals? "Fuck no we don't need to score". Now we will see what the Yankees do with the bases loaded.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nahh.. the Royals have shot their load now. They had the chance to blow it open and like they like to do they didn't bother trying to score more runs.

Jesus man that stuff happens all the time even by the best teams. I saw the Braves load the bases yesterday with none out and the didn't score. Obviously they just didn't try.

[Al Bundy]

Jesus man that stuff happens all the time even by the best teams. I saw the Braves load the bases yesterday with none out and the didn't score. Obviously they just didn't try.

I would be willing to bet that the Braves hit better than the Royals with the bases loaded.

[kstater]

Sit down bitch

[SPchief]

Nice fucking pitch

[Bambi]

nice, big pitch

[stonedstooge]

Jesus man that stuff happens all the time even by the best teams. I saw the Braves load the bases yesterday with none out and the didn't score. Obviously they just didn't try.

Doesn't surprise me. Dayton Moore came from there didn't he?

[Al Bundy]

Very good pitch by Paulino right there.

[kstater]

Cano was not even trying there. Loser.

[kstater]

Where was that one?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I would be willing to bet that the Braves hit better than the Royals with the bases loaded.

Well that would just prove your point them wouldn't it. Yesterday they struck out and hit into a double play.

[Bambi]

Cano was not even trying there. Loser.

yea, second baseman headed for the Hall of Fame. What a loser.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Doesn't surprise me. Dayton Moore came from there didn't he?

:clap:

[kstater]

I'm shocked at Wickedson's response.

[Bambi]

I'm shocked at Wickedson's response.

no one cares

[Bambi]

Nice Paulino!

[Sure-Oz]

Amazing what the ability to strike a guy out does

[kstater]

Arod just doesn't care.

[SPchief]

Good thing that Arod wasn't trying there.

[Bambi]

Felipe got it back.

[Bambi]

omfg

[Sure-Oz]

Gold Glove LF'er

[stonedstooge]

Alex saves Paulino

[SPchief]

Lucky for us, the Yankees weren't trying to score with the bases loaded.

[Sure-Oz]

That was dyson it would've been off his face

[kstater]

Hmmm, bases loaded, no outs, and no score. They must have shot their wad.

[petegz28]

Well now we give up the lead....

K so I as wrong....big whoop....wanna fight about it?

[SPchief]

. Now we will see what the Yankees do with the bases loaded.

Not a fucking thing

[Bambi]

Very deep to left center at the Stadium. Tough to get it out there.

[kstater]

Bases loaded for the Royals? "Fuck no we don't need to score". Now we will see what the Yankees do with the bases loaded.

Guess they decided they didn't need to score.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Pathetic. The Yankees don't care and don't even try anymore. Now that neither team deserves to win just call it a tie. Everybody go home.

[mr. tegu]

Bases loaded, no outs, heart of the order...no soup for you!

[kstater]

That's a BS call.

[Sure-Oz]

Getz wtf were you doing you stupid fuck... Nice hesitation

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Not a ****ing thing

The Royals actually scored one in the inning before they loaded the bases then stopped trying........ so maybe we don't deserve to win slightly less than the Yankees do?

[kstater]

Holy shit, Ned left the dugout.

[SPchief]

WHAT? if you're looking to see if stayed on the bag, then why did you call him out?

[mr. tegu]

Getz! You had a double but you hesitated so stay!

[Jerm]

Holy shit...Yost is actually out to discuss a call?!?

[petegz28]

TERRIBLE FUCKING CALL!

[Sure-Oz]

Definitly safe but damn your hesitation shouldnt have made it close

[Sure-Oz]

FREE OUTS

[mr. tegu]

This inning went from good potential to crap really quick.

[SPchief]

Horrible call

[petegz28]

What a bunch of fucking crap. I am so sick of seeing Ump's blow these calls. Dude never tagged him at all when he was off the base. HTF do you miss that?

[petegz28]

I think it's time for replay on plays like that.

[SPchief]

He had his hand ready to make the out call before the ball even got there.

[Canofbier]

What a bunch of ****ing crap. I am so sick of seeing Ump's blow these calls. Dude never tagged him at all when he was off the base. HTF do you miss that?

I've always thought that a tennis-style challenge system would be nice for baseball, limited to one or two per game per team or something. That way baseball gets to keep its "tradition", but we see fewer frustratingly blown calls.

[stonedstooge]

Skanks homefield advantage right there with Getz

[petegz28]

He had his hand ready to make the out call before the ball even got there.

He enver even watched to see if he was tagged when he came off the base. He was just watching to see if he came off then assumed the tag was there.

[Al Bundy]

Ok.. that dipshit in that character commercial is wearing a fucking Adrian Murrell Arizona Cardinals jersey and HE'S calling someone a loser? Fuck off asswipe.

[petegz28]

Stick an Ump in the booth...give each team 2 replays a game and if they are wrong it costs them an out.

[PunkinDrublic]

Not suprised. If it's anybody but the Yankess or Red Sox Getz is safe.

[SPchief]

FEAR THE DYSON

[mr. tegu]

Lol Dyson took a nice loop to that ball.

[kstater]

Nice play Jerod.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Royals didn't overcome the bad call and score 6 in the inning. They don't care and don't deserve to win.






OK I'll be done with it now.

[Sure-Oz]

Even a broke dick eric chavez still tears up the royals

[mr. tegu]

Not suprised. If it's anybody but the Yankess or Red Sox Getz is safe.

I would disagree. The throw was there pretty well ahead of Getz. Tough for anyone to get that call. I was thinking double because Granderson was not able to stop and plant his feet. Probably the same thing Getz saw.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Whenever I see Eric Chavez play I call him "Chay-vez" in my head because of how Billy the Kid (Emilio Estevez) pronounced "Chay-vez" in Young Guns.

Cool story eh bros?

[SPchief]

Royals didn't overcome the bad call and score 6 in the inning. They don't care and don't deserve to win.






OK I'll be done with it now.

He's not surprisingly hasn't posted in this thread since. But if the Royals lose the lead, he'll be back.

[petegz28]

Dyson in 23 games has an .OBP of .347 with 18 runs scored, not including tonight

[Canofbier]

Quintero's haircut makes him look a stooge.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

He's not surprisingly hasn't posted in this thread since. But if the Royals lose the lead, he'll be back.

I think he did but he certainly didn't address the subject in any way or admit that the Yankees now don't deserve to win either.

[Sure-Oz]

Dyson in 23 games has an .OBP of .347 with 18 runs scored, not including tonight

Decent 4th OF'er.

I'd like to see what this lineup can do with Cain and Perez back in it

[petegz28]

Roughly for Dyson that works out to him being on base 30 times and scoring 18 of those times or a 60% clip. That's pretty fucking good

[mr. tegu]

Announcers are amazed at the similarities of Hosmer and his brother.

[Sure-Oz]

eat it jeter!

[mr. tegu]

Why they gotta diss Butler lol! "Butler with a rare infield hit."

[SPchief]

LMAO Billy with a infield single. Yesterday it was a bloop.

[Sure-Oz]

Moose not running hard there?

[SPchief]

Why they gotta diss Butler lol! "Butler with a rare infield hit."

Ummmmm, because it's rare?

[mr. tegu]

It takes a pitch to hit 10 feet in front of the plate for Frenchy to not swing at the first pitch.

[petegz28]

Why they gotta diss Butler lol! "Butler with a rare infield hit."

What about the term "Country Breakfast" rings speedy to you?

[mr. tegu]

Ummmmm, because it's rare?

I had no idea.

[petegz28]

Way to look at strike 3 French

[Sure-Oz]

Frenchy

[Al Bundy]

Haha Frenchy.

[Sure-Oz]

Getz is out with a 'chest' injury

[kstater]

Getz is out with a 'chest' injury

Probably hit the bag wrong on his slide.

[mr. tegu]

Getz is out with a 'chest' injury

He had missed the past couple games with some kind of rib issue.

[stonedstooge]

Getz is out with a 'chest' injury

Probably just quit

[mr. tegu]

Wow I am continually impressed with how are fielders are shifting so well and robbing otherwise sure hits.

[Sure-Oz]

Rex just said he was a wasted pick lol

[SPchief]

Paulino with 6 k's

[SPchief]

Paulino rolling

[petegz28]

Game is now official, yes?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Rex just said he was a wasted pick lol

Who?

[stonedstooge]

Tic Paulino gots it going

[mr. tegu]

Paulino with 6 k's

He is saving the rotation. Now we at least have two guys we know mostly what they will give...positives I mean.

[SPchief]

No commercial between innings?

[Sure-Oz]

Who?

Said the Yankees wasted a 1st round pick, referring to himself

[kstater]

Nice hit Alice

[SPchief]

There you go Alex

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Said the Yankees wasted a 1st round pick, referring to himself

Oh haha

[kstater]

Nice

[Sure-Oz]

WOW, Texiera that was stupid

[Bambi]

Dumbass Tex

[SPchief]

NICE stupid Texiria

[SPchief]

You don't squeeze with Quintero

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

What the hell happened?

[stonedstooge]

Double steal time

[SPchief]

What the hell happened?

Falu drops a bunt to first, Alex fake breaks to home, Texiera falls for it and throws to 3rd to try and get Alex out. Alex is safe, no outs on the bunt.

[SPchief]

FSKC must be having issues. 2nd time they haven't gone to commercial.

[stonedstooge]

FSKC must be having issues. 2nd time they haven't gone to commercial.

They want to torture us with Hud nonstop

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Falu drops a bunt to first, Alex fake breaks to home, Texiera falls for it and throws to 3rd to try and get Alex out. Alex is safe, no outs on the bunt.

Nice, thanks. Gamecast descriptions are... lacking.

[petegz28]

Gordon you dumb ass!

[Sure-Oz]

Well we just gave that stupid play back with our own

[kstater]

Weird play. Not sure what Texiara was doing there. Alex really couldn't go there though.

[Al Bundy]

Hmmm Royals going to strand more runner?

[SPchief]

Smart move by Alex again

[SPchief]

Well we just gave that stupid play back with our own

If he goes, he's out by 3 steps

[petegz28]

Weird play. Not sure what Texiara was doing there. Alex really couldn't go there though.

I disagree....we are up 3-0 with 1 out....go on contact and force a good throw to the plate

[mr. tegu]

Smart move by Alex again

Tex screwed up twice.

[Sure-Oz]

Either way Quintero is a pOS

[kstater]

I disagree....we are up 3-0 with 1 out....go on contact and force a good throw to the plate

Texiera was playing in, there's no way Alex is even close there.

[Sure-Oz]

Dyson doesn't come through? shocked

[mr. tegu]

I disagree....we are up 3-0 with 1 out....go on contact and force a good throw to the plate

He was 80 feet from the plate. Not really much chance of a bad throw.

[Al Bundy]

Hey... more runners stranded. Good job guys.

[Sure-Oz]

Way to shove it Lauries face Phys

[petegz28]

He was 80 feet from the plate. Not really much chance of a bad throw.

It's cold and rainy....I'll take my chances

[stonedstooge]

Hey... more runners stranded. Good job guys.

Its what we do best

[SPchief]

Sonic and Dodge must be pissed that commercials aren't playing.

[mr. tegu]

No break again and doing the slam inning stuff at the end.

[kstater]

Royals give up on getting advertisers?/UCF

[Sure-Oz]

Weird no commercial breaks

[The Dawg]

I think the commercials broke down.

[stonedstooge]

Sonic and Dodge must be pissed that commercials aren't playing.

I'd rather watch that flash mob commercial than listen to Rex's Ramblings

[Sure-Oz]

Nice hustle arod

[kstater]

GMAFB

[petegz28]

WTF is witht hese umps???

[Al Bundy]

BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kstater]

Good call, Moose missed his hand.

[Bambi]

Shitty tag

[stonedstooge]

The ump was in the proper position that time

[Al Bundy]

Getz was out.. A-rod was safe.... fuck off umps.

[Sure-Oz]

Tag sucked

[petegz28]

Ok he was safe but he was more out than Getz was

[SPchief]

Great fucking pitch

[The Dawg]

"Go ahead and heat up that big ol' cheese ball" / Rex

:facepalm:

[kstater]

Sit down bitch.

[SPchief]

PAULINO

[Sure-Oz]

Why did the Rockies just cut this guy?

fucking love it

[petegz28]

Pulino looking like he wants a trade

[lewdog]

Paulino needs to throw a suck it.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yankees strand more runners. Good job guys. Why don't they care?

[The Dawg]

I think Rex bought up the commercial time just so he could talk more.

[The Dawg]

Pulino looking like he wants a trade

HELL NO.

Give that man a contract, not a trade.

[kstater]

FRENCHY

[stonedstooge]

w00t. Frenchy with the dinger

[Sure-Oz]

FRENCHY!!!!!

[mr. tegu]

Frenchy finding his groove!

[petegz28]

acceptable

[lewdog]

'Bout time, cheese dick.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

FRENCHY CARING!!!

[Sure-Oz]

Do you smell what the Garcia is cookin?

[stonedstooge]

Uh-oh. Royals bats perhaps coming to life?

[mr. tegu]

Tag sucked

Tag was good, throw was fine, slide was better. It happens.

[Al Bundy]

FRENCHY CARING!!!

Rep.. damnit.. I am haunted by that one.

[Toadkiller]

Frenchy just told the Yankees to fuck off.

[Shogun]

Someone told Frenchy that the Royals brought up Wil Myers

[mr. tegu]

Uh-oh. Royals bats perhaps coming to life?

If we could get something from French and Gordon consistently like tonight moving forward we will be in good shape. They don't have to both do great every night but they do have to not combine for 0 for 8 each night.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Rep.. damnit.. I am haunted by that one.

Manning up and admitting it rep back.

[GloryDayz]

Doode was yawning!

[Sure-Oz]

MOOSE!

[kstater]

MOOOOSE

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nice out Chay-vez

[SPATCH]

Rex really is fixated on that whole "Moooouuus" chant thing

[Bambi]

Someone told Frenchy that the Royals brought up Wil Myers

Did they??

[Shogun]

Did they??

....to AAA.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Jeters hitting .347. I thought old balls was done a couple years ago.

[Toadkiller]

Ok Moose is now my favorite player. Always thought it would be Hosmer but Moose is just friggen nails. Didn't expect him to be this good.

[Bambi]

....to AAA.

oh nice

[stonedstooge]

Dyson freaks when its hit right at him

[Sure-Oz]

Why not him finish?

[Bambi]

Jeters hitting .347. I thought old balls was done a couple years ago.

He's got two years left.

[Shogun]

Good move imo. Paulino rocking

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Jeter isn't hitting .347 anymore.

:)