Ranker: The 50 Hottest Women Currently in Prison

[Deberg_1990]

Post your faves!



meet-an-inmate.com


http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-women-in-prison/trent-walker?page=1

[Micjones]

Is this SFW?

[listopencil]

Reason for Incarceration: Parole Violation

"I'm looking for someone who is generous, romantic, passionate, affectionate, dominant, versatile, nonjudgmental, supportive, sensuous, creative, understanding, attractive, handsome, sexy, fun to be with, and makes me laugh. Goatees are a plus, but not necessary."

http://www.ranker.com/pics/N1000203575/jillian-cini-photo-u1http://img1.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203575/full/jillian-cini-photo-u1.jpg

[Deberg_1990]

Is this SFW?

Hmmm..questionable...i see some ads there that are questionable for work.

Pics of inmates are fine.

[Micjones]

Hmmm..questionable...i see some ads there that are questionable for work.

Pics of inmates are fine.

Took me about 20 seconds to close that window down.
ROFL

[Rain Man]

This is just how I envision women's prisons.




#14 is a tease, even in prison.

#27, 29, and 52 are all willing to relocate, which would be easier IF THEY WEREN'T IN PRISON!

#31 is a real witch.

#50 only curses when she's nervous.

If I was a sadistic lesbian prison guard, I'd try to get myself assigned to the cell blocks of #4, 5, 6, and/or 8.

[Aries Walker]

I suppose it's no surprise that a lot of them say they're willing to relocate.


Edit: Dangit, Rain Man beat me to it.

[Frazod]

Being able to bake a file into a cake is also a plus.

[Chiefnj2]

They need to state whether conjugal visits are allowed.

[Gary]

#31...A child pornographer who likes to read wikkan books...what a catch.

[Rain Man]

#31...A child pornographer who likes to read wikkan books...what a catch.

I wonder if she possesses the sorcery to turn adults into children, because that would very neatly combine both of her interests.

[Kerberos]

Reason for Incarceration: Parole Violation

"I'm looking for someone who is generous, romantic, passionate, affectionate, dominant, versatile, nonjudgmental, supportive, sensuous, creative, understanding, attractive, handsome, sexy, fun to be with, and makes me laugh. Goatees are a plus, but not necessary."

http://www.ranker.com/pics/N1000203575/jillian-cini-photo-u1http://img1.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203575/full/jillian-cini-photo-u1.jpg


Does this mean she will be stalking Phil when she gets out?? LOL

[Phobia]

Does this mean she will be stalking Phil when she gets out?? LOL

How do you think that little fajita started liking goatees in the first place?

[tooge]

I'm likin #16. Alot. I think I might have to offer my basement up as a half way house.

[Rain Man]

I'm likin #16. Alot. I think I might have to offer my basement up as a half way house.

She makes good eye contact.

[Bump]

So how would one approach the potential of arranging a conjugal visit?

[Bump]

I wonder if women have to worry about prison rape, could it be like a forced scissoring type of thing?

[Rain Man]

I wonder if women have to worry about prison rape, could it be like a forced scissoring type of thing?


"Hey! New girl! Come over here and make me feel special and loved! And I want flowers!"

[Kyle DeLexus]

Reason for Incarceration: Parole Violation

"I'm looking for someone who is generous, romantic, passionate, affectionate, dominant, versatile, nonjudgmental, supportive, sensuous, creative, understanding, attractive, handsome, sexy, fun to be with, and makes me laugh. Goatees are a plus, but not necessary."

http://www.ranker.com/pics/N1000203575/jillian-cini-photo-u1http://img1.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203575/full/jillian-cini-photo-u1.jpg



She's extremely picky for someone in prison.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Reason for incarceration: Burglary

"In my free time, I enjoy meeting new people, going to amusement parks, concerts, having fun, and hanging out with my 2 Chihuahuas...Prior to my legal problems, I was working on my bachelor's degree in Elementary Education."

In other world: Prior to my legal problems, I wasted my time going to college because no Elementary school will hire me now.

[gblowfish]

She's extremely picky for someone in prison.

Should be more like "I'm looking for somebody with cigarettes...."

[Micjones]

Found that I dug mostly the ethnic-looking girls.
Only a could of the White chicks were attractive.

[BIG_DADDY]

Look how many want somebody who is generous or point out that they like the finer things is life. These are just like regular entitled high maitenance girls without anything to bring to the table except that tuna taco.

[Easy 6]

Yipes... its amazing how many of them still give themselves away as just as heartless, stupid & unreformed as they were in their criming days.

If i was going to take a chance on just one, i'll have #5 Jamie Yoshimura, yeah sure, she's pretty, probably murdered her boyfriend $1500 and a eightball.

[scho63]

#28 has got a good sales pitch....

Christine Coffman
"Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."

[Ming the Merciless]

http://img2.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203559/full/tiffany-santos-photo-u1.jpg

I enjoy working with my hands

Is she talking about strangling me or giving me a hand job

[BigRichard]

We should put these in the would you thread

[notorious]

99% of these "attractive" women will instantly turn ugly as soon as their mouth opens and gangsta talk flows out.

[lewdog]

99% of these "attractive" women will instantly turn ugly as soon as their mouth opens and gangsta talk flows out.

That is why you close their mouth with a weiner.

[Kyle DeLexus]

99% of these "attractive" women will instantly turn ugly as soon as their mouth opens and gangsta talk flows out.

99% are already ugly as shit. They might look good in some pictures from years ago, but if they posted recent pictures, I'm sure prison life has done a number on the majority of them.

The chick that was in for Felony Animal Abuse talked about how she loved the outdoors...I was hoping she'd put how she's an animal lover in there somewhere.

In the last prison women pen pal thread, there was one chick that was actually smoking hot that had a short sentence for drug smuggling. I'm sure her bf at the time had her do some shit and ruined her life.

[Easy 6]

We should put these in the would you thread

There would be many one night, no cell numbers, hide your money & never, ever bring her into your home, yes votes.