Is your wife fat?

[Bump]

Continuing Buck's "Are you _____?" Series, Today I want to know if your wife is fat.

Poll forthcoming.

Previous threads.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=245313

[Hammock Parties]

yep, took her to the ice cream place

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551041_10100871742198608_16707702_53283164_847063239_n.jpg

[Bump]

thats a keeper

[Easy 6]

This was long overdue, tell us ALL about those heifers you settled for...

[Bump]

and it doesn't matter if she used to be cute. It's all about the NOW.

[BigMeatballDave]

My hands are proportionate.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Yes /Omaha

Fap /Pr

[Phobia]

Normally? No. She's in very good shape. Athletic, even. But she's due in August so, yeah. She's fat. Fluffy. That's what happens when you stick that thing there.

[crazycoffey]

Normally? No. She's in very good shape. Athletic, even. But she's due in August so, yeah. She's fat. Fluffy. That's what happens when you stick that thing there.

you make all the wives fat, even your own....

[Hammock Parties]

you make all the wives fat, even your own....

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/11/16/128713226668583807.jpg

[Otter]

Normally? No. She's in very good shape. Athletic, even. But she's due in August so, yeah. She's fat. Fluffy. That's what happens when you stick that thing there.

Another one?!?!?! You're a better man than me.

[Gonzo]

Normally? No. She's in very good shape. Athletic, even. But she's due in August so, yeah. She's fat. Fluffy. That's what happens when you stick that thing there.

Aren't you like, 80?

Nice work!

[AustinChief]

Aren't you like, 80?

Nice work!

But his mailman is in his 20s...

[BoneKrusher]

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac87/Googlefat/fat-girls-4.jpg
no, she isn't really fat just big boned.

[Omaha]

yep, took her to the ice cream place

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551041_10100871742198608_16707702_53283164_847063239_n.jpg

At least she's got it loaded up with fruit!

[luv]

But his mailman is in his 20s...

LMAO

[Omaha]

Yes /Omaha

Fap /Pr

Actually, you'll all be shocked to learn that my wife is not fat.

[AndChiefs]

Actually, you'll all be shocked to learn that my wife is not fat.

She's merely "big-boned". :)

[Canofbier]

At least she's got it loaded up with fruit!

It's healthy now!

[luv]

At least she's got it loaded up with fruit!

There's a place in the mall here called yogurtini (self-serve frozen yogurt). It has up all of the calorie and fat charts. It compares eating the plain yogurt loaded with fruit to eating fast food meals. Hey, look! We're healthier than these places! Well, duh. That doesn't take much.

[MoreLemonPledge]

I'm guessing we don't all have the same definition of fat.

[boogblaster]

no .. bigger than when we young tho .....

[Fairplay]

more of me to love...........

[Omaha]

I'm guessing we don't all have the same definition of fat.

Overweight.

[ModSocks]

I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.

[DaFace]

I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.

It's a near statistical impossibility given that most of the Planet's members are in states where the obesity rates are around 30 percent.

[Bump]

I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.

ya, I'm thinking that was a mistake. Kansas and mizzourah folks are commonly obese, people are lying for sure. Or their definition of fat is only limited to morbidly obese.

[Frosty]

No


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[seclark]

my wife runs marathons, half-marathons and works out twice a day. she's 50. sometimes i wish she was fat...drives me nuts.
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[Frankie]

ROFL

Amazing how many posters' wives are "skinny" when you make this a public poll!

:evil:

[Bugeater]

I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.
My wife was looking over my shoulder when I voted.

[mr. tegu]

My wife was looking over my shoulder when I voted.

ROFL

[KevB]

My wife was looking over my shoulder when I voted.

You chose wisely I assume

[loochy]

There's no way that my supermodel neurosurgeon millionaire wife could be fat. /CP

[loochy]

Check out the "bbw girls" thread or the "would you" thread and see what these people consider fat and not fat.

[Easy 6]

There's no way that my supermodel neurosurgeon millionaire wife could be fat. /CP

Dont forget the mitigating factors though, an honest answer in this thread is a sure Death Sentence for many... wives are naturally snoopy, and when they grab you with their metal claws, you cant get away.

[SAUTO]

Mine is pregnant. Does that count?
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[notorious]

Mine is pregnant. Does that count?
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Oh fuck, just don't tell her that.

[Frankie]

Oh ****, just don't tell her that.

I would think she knows she's pregnant!

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Mine is pregnant. Does that count?
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Horny 24/7, that sounds like a win to me

[SAUTO]

Notorious. I haven't lol.

Frankie. She does.

bstc. yes win it is...
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[SAUTO]

But I keep telling her she's not fat, she is pregnant. There is a difference. She doesn't agree, and hasn't any other time either.
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[MoreLemonPledge]

I think we should all post our wife's height and weight and let CP be the judge.

[SAUTO]

Oh and to be honest I think she is really hot pregnant too...
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[Papi]

Bahahaha this is clearly NOT an (even near) accurate poll. Some are lying to us, lying to themselves, blind, or a combination of all 3.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

When she asks "does this dress/outfit make me look fat?"

Never answer, "No, it's your fat that makes you look fat"


http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/and-now-we-know-knowing-is-half-battle-demotivational-poster-1249872376.jpg

[mr. tegu]

Bahahaha this is clearly NOT an (even near) accurate poll. Some are lying to us, lying to themselves, blind, or a combination of all 3.

I would love to show mine off. But from what I have seen one pic would not be enough. You people are savages!

[kysirsoze]

LOL at the public poll.

[KevB]

I think we should all post our wife's height and weight and let CP be the judge.

I predict lots of divorce threads in the next three months if this happens.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

4'6 150


Already been done

[Kyle DeLexus]

I would love to show mine off. But from what I have seen one pic would not be enough. You people are savages!

You can't fit all of her in one picture? Just how big a gal is she??

[crazycoffey]

He wanted to show how fat his wife is

[Fat Elvis]

It's a near statistical impossibility given that most of the Planet's members are in states where the obesity rates are around 30 percent.

And yet almost 90% of the board have penis' that are 9" or longer, can bench press 425lbs, and still run a 4.4 40. Statistical impossiblity? Doubtful.

[Fat Elvis]

My hands are proportionate.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJe2bw34ithSDED3opjqbO8dqMj1NaHfZDRIjv_V55bicxtC4W0eoDVwPkxA.

[Lumpy]

I think we should all post our wife's height and weight and let CP be the judge.

Well, you can go ahead and eliminate Gonzo from being a liar.

5' 4"
130 lbs

[crazycoffey]

Well, you can go ahead and eliminate Gonzo from being a liar.

5' 4"
130 lbs

Your sig reminds me of something I saw at drill last weekend. Someone wrote, "No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care." On a dry erase board in our platoon office. Good quote and all, but I made a few adjustments to it;

"No one cares how big your dick is, until they know how big of a dick you are." Then changed the name if the author from the first quote to a sgt who was being a bit of a dick that day.

[Lumpy]

Your sig reminds me of something I saw at drill last weekend. Someone wrote, "No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care." On a dry erase board in our platoon office. Good quote and all, but I made a few adjustments to it;

"No one cares how big your dick is, until they know how big of a dick you are." Then changed the name if the author from the first quote to a sgt who was being a bit of a dick that day.

ROFL Nice.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

My ex-wife wasn't fat at all. Now that we're divorced 8 years she does Zumba and works out daily and runs and has the ass of a 16 year old.

Thanks bitch.

[crazycoffey]

My ex-wife wasn't fat at all. Now that we're divorced 8 years she does Zumba and works out daily and runs and has the ass of a 16 year old.

Thanks bitch.

Oh, that just figures. Women... lol

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Oh, that just figures. Women... lol

No matter how good she looks she's still a fucking bitch and I'm thankful every day I don't have to live with that anymore.

[Lumpy]

Oh, that just figures. Women... lol

:spock: Why do you bastards keep testing me w/ these "women" remarks?

LMAO

[Lumpy]

No matter how good she looks she's still a ****ing bitch and I'm thankful every day I don't have to live with that anymore.

:eek: Do you mind telling us how you really feel? Heh.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

:eek: Do you mind telling us how you really feel? Heh.

I don't mind but if you don't believe me ask my daughter. Mom is psycho... dad rocks.

[big nasty kcnut]

No but phil make any guys wife fat. Thou i don't believe that. i believe stupid guys make their woman fat.

[Daru]

yep, took her to the ice cream place

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551041_10100871742198608_16707702_53283164_847063239_n.jpg

That place sweet mix is here in Dallas. Its very good.

[loochy]

He wanted to show how fat his wife is

Eww:spock:

[Omaha]

5' 2"
95 lbs

[Fire Me Boy!]

My wife is 5'7", 140.

[seclark]

5'8" 135
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[Rain Man]

I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.

What the poll is actually measuring is the percent of CP members who think their wives lurk on CP.

[LVNHACK]

5' 2", 110 lbs.

[Donger]

5'6" and 115lbs

[Frankie]

5' 3"
99 lbs

[InChiefsHeaven]

We've both gained some weight since high school 25 years ago. We're both just now getting together on trying to lose some of it. She's not fat...but she's notably larger than 25 years ago. Me too, for that matter.

[mr. tegu]

You can't fit all of her in one picture? Just how big a gal is she??

Haha! Bravo sir.

[Easy 6]

Mines 4' 1"

63 pounds

[griZZly64]

My lady is 4'11" prob like 120lbs... bout 60 of those pounds come solely from her ass. I love it.

[loochy]

My lady is 4'11" prob like 120lbs... bout 60 of those pounds come solely from her ass. I love it.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_571/129430203508JeK7.jpg

[whoman69]

Is this what we tell her or reality?

[whoman69]

Mines 4' 1"

63 pounds

Is she 10?

[notorious]

Used to be 5'3 130.



Now she is 5'3 and oh GOD PUT DOWN THE GUN!!#$#!$#

[Fairplay]

But his mailman is in his 20s...



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[ZepSinger]

5' 5", 120 lbs. And more gorgeous now than the day I met her 20 years ago..

[Tombstone RJ]

LOL at the public poll.

this. there's a lot of liars on cp...

[Frankie]

5' 5", 120 lbs. And more gorgeous now than the day I met her 20 years ago..

An obviously knows how to handle a kitchen knife. ;)

[Kyle DeLexus]

My lady is 4'11" prob like 120lbs... bout 60 of those pounds come solely from her ass. I love it.

Lucky

Is she 10?

Midgets are real

[whoman69]

Lucky



Midgets are real

midgets tend to be heavyset

[NewChief]

My wife has never been fat, but she has a fitter body now than at any time in her life (though her constant workouts and two breastfed kids have done a number on her once melon-sized tits which doesn't bother me since I'm not really a boob man).