A few 2012 football milestones for you to consider.

[Rain Man]

Jared Allen needs 1 safety to become the all-time NFL leader.

Jared Allen needs 8.5 sacks to move into the top 15 all-time sack leaders.

Tamba Hali needs 5.5 sacks to move into the top 100 all-time sack leaders.

Ed Reed needs 8 interceptions to move into the top 5 interceptors of all time.

Shane Lechler needs 3,576 yards punting to move into the top ten all-time in punting yardage.

Jason Hansen needs to make 16 field goals to move into the top three all-time field goal kickers. (John Kasay needs 18, so it's a battle.)

One playoff game will put Adam Vinatieri on the top five all-time playoff game appearances.

13 starts will put Tony Gonzalez in the top 15 all-time games started. (Ray Lewis and Brian Dawkins are one game behind him.)

1,865 kickoff and punt returns yards will put Josh Cribbs in the all-time top five in return yards.

353 punt return yards will put Devin Hester in the top 10 all time.

205 touches will put Ladainian Tomlinson into the top 3 of all time.

1,124 all-purpose yards will put Ladainian Tomlinson into the top 5 of all time.

728 yards from scrimmage will put Tony Gonzalez in the top 25 of all time.

45 yards receiving will put Tony Gonzalez in the top 10 of all time.

6 receptions will put Roddy White into the top 100 of all time.

14 rushing TDs will put Maurice Jones-Drew into the top 25 of all time.

1,181 rushing yards will put Steven Jackson into the top 25 of all time.

126 rushing attempts will put Chris Johnson into the top 100 of all time.

19 sacks will put Ben Roethlisberger into the top 25 of all time.

2 interceptions will put Peyton Manning into the top 25 of all time (12 will put him in the top 20).

22 passing TDs will put Peyton Manning into the #2 all time spot.

181 passing yards will put Drew Brees in the top 10 all time spot. (Brady needs 944 to get to the same place.)

1,516 passing yards will put Matt Hasselbeck in the top 25 all time.

24 passing yards will put Eli Manning in the top 50 all time.

41 passing attempts will put Peyton Manning in the #3 all time spot.

3 fumbles will put John Elway in the all-time #4 spot.

[Hammock Parties]

*remembers a post someone made comparing Dexter McSuckster to Hester and Cribbs*

*kills himself*

[Quesadilla Joe]

Peyton Manning's first TD pass as a Bronco will be the 400th of his career.

[mlyonsd]

Enough of all that. How many TD passes does Cassel need to break into the top 25 all time?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

1 more interception on a screen pass followed by a fumble of his hat will have Matt Cassel fitted for his own clown shoes to wear for his induction into the Hall of Shame in Marblehead Illinois.

[Buck]

Tomlinson is pretty much retired.

[MagicHef]

Tomlinson is pretty much retired.

Dawkins is really retired.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

How many times does ESPN need to say Tebow to be the most mentioned word on the network following Yankee Red Sock Cowboys?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Jared Allen just needs one more DUI to be in the top five of all time

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Cassel only needs to shit 16 more ounces this year guys!!!

[L.A. Chieffan]

Cassell needs just one more pro bowl to tie the all time franchise qb leader

[whoman69]

Enough of all that. How many TD passes does Cassel need to break into the top 25 all time?

136. It might take him awhile.

[jd1020]

1 more interception on a screen pass followed by a fumble of his hat will have Matt Cassel fitted for his own clown shoes to wear for his induction into the Hall of Shame in Marblehead Illinois.

Have to drive through that shithole every time I go to Quincy... luckily its only a block long.

[In58men]

What's up with the Elway one :-s

[whoman69]

Cassell needs just one more pro bowl to tie the all time franchise qb leader

This is embarrassingly the truth. The list is:

Dawson 7
Green 2

Kenney, Grbac, Bono, Livingston and Montana were also to the Pro Bowl as Chiefs. Out of 53 seasons, the Chiefs have had a QB in the Super Bowl 15 times. And they wonder why we can't win the big one or even get there.

[DTLB58]

Tomlinson is pretty much retired.

So is Elway, but that was hilarious. :D

[tredadda]

136. It might take him awhile.

Well he does average about a TD a game, so only 136 games to go. That averages out to about 8 1/2 years. Granted it could take longer as other surpass him in TD passes, but we will see.

[Psyko Tek]

Well he does average about a TD a game, so only 136 games to go. That averages out to about 8 1/2 years. Granted it could take longer as other surpass him in TD passes, but we will see.

did you count playoff games?


that's up to one more a year

[tredadda]

did you count playoff games?


that's up to one more a year

ROFL I did not adjust for playoff games as we don't see many of them with Cassel under center.