****Royals Vs Cards 6/22 Gamethread****

[SPchief]

Perez back behind the plate. Mazzaro on the mound. Lets do this shit.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Mazzaro.. the staff ace.

.. makes me wanna cry.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Mazzaro.. the staff ace.

.. makes me wanna cry.

Hey he pitched well and beat the Cards last weekend... give him a chance.

WOOOOOOOT FOR PEREZ!!!

[Captain Obvious]

Hey he pitched well and beat the Cards last weekend... give him a chance.

WOOOOOOOT FOR PEREZ!!!

I hope the home crowd gives him a huge ovation. (Though they might need to enlist the help of all the Cards fans to get to the huge level.)

[gblowfish]

Perez is giving me a baseball woody....

[Halfcan]

I will be there tonight-Go Royals!!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I will be there tonight-Go Royals!!

Don't blow it!

[Ceej]

LEGGO ROYALS!!!!!!

[kstater]

Have a buddy going. He's a fucking Cardinal fan though. Someone beat the shit out of him for me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Have a buddy going. He's a ****ing Cardinal fan though. Someone beat the shit out of him for me.

Halfcan you're up. Take your fullcan of whoop ass.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Hai guys

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hai guys

You got any buzz bombs, honkey lighters, whisker biscuits?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I only have what Glass has planned for his big firework showcase at the K. It's the only ones he likes.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I only have what Glass has planned for his big firework showcase at the K. It's the only ones he likes.

With or without the scooter stick?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

With or without the scooter stick?

Says he can't afford that. I'm only selling him snake and sparklers.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Says he can't afford that. I'm only selling him snake and sparklers.

Our time.

[arrowheadnation]

Big Slick KC wiffle ball game currently going on at the Little K. Riggle, Sudeikis, Rudd, Stonestreet, Koechner, Hamm, and others are playing. George Brett serving as ump. Oh, and Olivia Wilde is there. I'm sure they'll all show up at sometime or another on the broadcast tonight.

https://twitter.com/#!/BigSlickKC

There won't be any "Come on Chen!" moments this year as Will Ferrel wasn't able to attend.

[arrowheadnation]

Per the twitter feed, there have been two bench clearing brawls so far...lol.

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[mr. tegu]

Let's get this done so we don't to win the next two to get the series. But I demand a sweep!

[Mr. Arrowhead]

dam you Royals, you guys are reeling me in. I know im going to end up disappointed

[Mr. Laz]

Beth Sapp looking pretty cute

[stonedstooge]

It's time for Our Time

[Blankey]

Mazzaro gon' get shelled

[kstater]

Ouchie

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

our time?

[Mr. Laz]

what is the deal with us hitting batters in the feet?

[kstater]

Ouchie

I thought it got him in the knee, not the pad.

[Marcellus]

Don't worry, Holliday will hit into a DP.

[kstater]

Vin just setting them up for a triple play.

[stonedstooge]

What a start

[Dartgod]

Stellar start, Vin.

[Al Bundy]

Don't worry, Holliday will hit into a DP.

Or load the bases.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Bases loaded with 0 outs in the first! WOOOOT!

[kstater]

Jesus Alice

[Mr. Laz]

Gordon missed it

:banghead:


WTF

[Marcellus]

Good start.

[Al Bundy]

I'd say the bullpen is going to get some serious work. Shithead is on the mound and Gordon just plain lost it.

[stonedstooge]

Blinded By the Light

[Mr. Laz]

fuck you gordon for letting Beltran do shit at kaufman

[Canofbier]

Our bullpen has been getting comfortable over the last few days. This'll show them!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Lets go Roy-als clap clap clap-clap-clap

[Ceej]

Alex Gordon is good at hitting his face into things.

[Al Bundy]

Mazzaro is quickly eliminating all the good feelings Royals fans might have had about him.

[stonedstooge]

Colon cleansing coming

[Blankey]

WTF GORDON

[Mr. Laz]

Nice throw home from Alice


???

[kcpasco]

Damn
Why can't the cards ever do this with Waino pitching

Kelly could put the Royals right back in this

[Canofbier]

Alex is playing like shit today in the outfield.

[Al Bundy]

Damn
Why can't the cards ever do this with Waino pitching

Kelly could put the Royals right back in this

Not with this Royals offense.. They will have to have 12 singles to plate 4 runs.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey he pitched well and beat the Cards last weekend... give him a chance.



Nevermind

[BigMeatballDave]

Puke

[Captain Obvious]

Vinnie Maz is just getting used to having Perez behind the plate, that's all.

[Mr. Laz]

Not with this Royals offense.. They will have to have 12 singles to plate 4 runs.
maybe they will let us play 18 innings in this game so we can double our run output

[kcpasco]

And that's why Tyler Greene SUCKS!!

[Mr. Laz]

so we just ignore teh double steal?

[stonedstooge]

Lucky to get out of it only giving up 4.

[Al Bundy]

Well this is a HUGE uphill climb for this offense.

[GoHuge]

Wow this is gettin real ugly real quick............time to find something else to do tonight. Royals wasting no time in bringing everyone back to reality.

Breaking news-Mazarro headed for Tommy John surgery.

[Mr. Laz]

Vinnie Maz is just getting used to having Perez behind the plate, that's all.
i imagine you're just kidding but i suppose it's possible


Perez is huge(tall) and the target could be higher than normal

Mazzaro is missing high





i know ... weak :sulk:

[BigMeatballDave]

Not with this Royals offense.. They will have to have 12 singles to plate 4 runs.

Dumb. Only 4 teams have hit more doubles than the Royals.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Good start, great play Furcal.

[Canofbier]

Dumb. Only 4 teams have hit more doubles than the Royals.

Incidentally, zero teams have had more team bubble bath parties.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Pissed I couldn't make this trip. The stadium looks amazing.

[kcpasco]

Betancourt continues to own the Cards

[stonedstooge]

Who was the first base ump signaling? Don't know if I've ever seen that before

[Mr. Laz]

break the pitchers leg


take him out

[Dartgod]

That was awful close to the nads.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Shit. DP if that doesn't hit Kelly.

[Ceej]

Start chipping away guys.

[Mr. Laz]

Hoz!!!!


PBJ

[kstater]

Nice rip Hos

[Ceej]

Atta baby, Eric.

[stonedstooge]

Royals hitting the ball hard

[OnTheWarpath15]

break the pitchers leg


take him out

You're going to struggle to find a Cardinals fan that would be disappointed with that.

[Al Bundy]

Dumb. Only 4 teams have hit more doubles than the Royals.

1/4th of the way there :D

[Mr. Laz]

c'mon frenchy ... let's bat smart, buddy.

[Mr. Laz]

so much for batting smart

swung at pitch that was on his shoe tops

[Ceej]

C'mon Rally Killer.

[kstater]

Almost

[Mr. Laz]

golf shot

[kstater]

Shut the fuck up Rex.

[Mr. Laz]

a lot of stinkbird scum in the stands

[Ceej]

Cardinals fan wearing an adjustable hat backwards.

Poor soul.

[kstater]

Cmon Moose

[Mr. Laz]

frenchy swinging at shitty pitches the entire at bat

[Old Dog]

Shut the fuck up Rex.

+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000

[stonedstooge]

+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000

X2

[OnTheWarpath15]

Terrible call.

[kstater]

That pitch was closer to the fucking ground than his belt.

[Dartgod]

Jesus ump.

[Mr. Laz]

i guess the low strike is working today?


:eek:

[kstater]

That was the same fucking pitch.

[OnTheWarpath15]

That was better than the strike he called.

[Ceej]

Make up call?

Yeesh.

[Mr. Laz]

ROFL

exact same pitch and one is a strike, one's a ball


actually the 2nd one was closer to the middle

[Old Dog]

We swung at quite a few bad pitches in that half inning

[Al Bundy]

Uhhhmmmm Frenchy wearing off on Moose?

[Ceej]

Uhhhmmmm Frenchy wearing off on Moose?

Ummmm.....dumb.

[Canofbier]

Damn it all, Moose. This might have been your only chance to get us back in this. I smell five shutout innings coming up for their piece of shit scrub pitcher.

[Mr. Laz]

Uhhhmmmm Frenchy wearing off on Moose?

If i'm a pitcher i see no reason to throw a single strike to frenchy ... he will swing at shit all game long.

[Al Bundy]

Ummmm.....dumb.

The pitch he struck out on was very Frenchy like.

[Canofbier]

Fuck this shit.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Colon warming up.

Who would you rather have out there?

LMAO

[Al Bundy]

They are just going to keep adding on, the Royals only hit singles so it will be a long evening....

[stonedstooge]

Swinging at bad pitches has been the Achilles heel of the entire Royals team this year

[Ceej]

The pitch he struck out on was very Frenchy like.

I agree with this.

But to say French was rubbing off on him was well...dumb.

[Al Bundy]

Colon warming up.

Who would you rather have out there?

LMAO

At this point it doesn't matter this offense just isn't good enough to score 5+ runs. It will take something ridiculous for the boys in blue to show some pop in the bats.

[OnTheWarpath15]

At this point it doesn't matter this offense just isn't good enough to score 5+ runs. It will take something ridiculous for the boys in blue to show some pop in the bats.

You just scored 7 against us last weekend.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Beltran raking. Welcome back.

[stonedstooge]

Beltran still has a pretty swing

[Mr. Laz]

just pull that worthless POS

[Mr. Laz]

Beltran still has a pretty swing

then go suck his dick

[Al Bundy]

You just scored 7 against us last weekend.

Yes once in a full 2 weeks we scored that man. Beltran just made Mazzaro a hated man.

[petegz28]

6 runs in 1 1/3 innings......what a fucking pathetic showing

[OnTheWarpath15]

6-1 lead looks familiar. Lot of game left.

[Al Bundy]

So our pitchers who actually are decent get injured.. but our suck-ass pitchers just don't get injured.

[Canofbier]

Well, time to start finding something else to do tonight. I just wish Yost would make this piece of shit go at least four innings, because we're sure as shit not winning this game, and I don't like the idea of crippling the team for the upcoming games. Cards sweep the series.

[BigMeatballDave]

Why are they so shitty at home?

[Blankey]

"Hmmm let me throw this 84 mph changeup with no break right down the middle and lets see what happens"

- Vin Mazzaro, major league pitcher

[Ceej]

Did Vinnie think he was throwing BP to Rudd, Riggle and crew?

[KCUnited]

4.5 out and buyers at the deadline.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Well, time to start finding something else to do tonight. I just wish Yost would make this piece of shit go at least four innings, because we're sure as shit not winning this game, and I don't like the idea of crippling the team for the upcoming games. Cards sweep the series.

Heard a stat on the STL broadcast that the Royals lead the league in bullpen innings.

[BigMeatballDave]

Well, time to start finding something else to do tonight. I just wish Yost would make this piece of shit go at least four innings, because we're sure as shit not winning this game, and I don't like the idea of crippling the team for the upcoming games. Cards sweep the series.

How's it going, Al Bundy?...

[OnTheWarpath15]

Did Vinnie think he was throwing BP to Rudd, Riggle and crew?

Rudd looked really rough.

LMAO

[Al Bundy]

Heard a stat on the STL broadcast that the Royals lead the league in bullpen innings.

Yes, our starting pitchers and offense just aren't worth a shit.

[Ceej]

Rudd looked really rough.

LMAO

Yeah, I noticed that too.

He looked just out of it.

Still like the guy though.

[Canofbier]

6-1 lead looks familiar. Lot of game left.

I don't want your stupid perspective. The way the bullpen will be burned in this game, it'd be pathetic if the Cardinals didn't take the series, if not the sweep.

Edit: To clarify, this post is at least half tongue-in-cheek.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Yes, our starting pitchers and offense just aren't worth a shit.

Don't understand how a lineup with Gordon, Hosmer, Butler and Moose struggles to score runs.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Yeah, I noticed that too.

He looked just out of it.

Still like the guy though.

Same here. But dude was flailing.

[arrowheadnation]

This has the look of a 20 run game....SMFH.

[OnTheWarpath15]

LMAO

[Ceej]

Guys, we are just giving Perez a good work out behind the plate tonight. Get him acclimated.

/Yost

[petegz28]

Well thats probably enough to call it a game...jfc out of it before we record 5 outs

[kcpasco]

Nice to see Carpenter and Jay back

[Al Bundy]

Don't understand how a lineup with Gordon, Hosmer, Butler and Moose struggles to score runs.

Well, it could be any number of things. Could be Seitzer, could be they are all very young, could be they just aren't that talented. I don't know, but it is terrible to watch.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Frenchy is getting as much work on his arm as the pitcher.

[kcpasco]

Only crap spot in the lineup now is Greene

[Ceej]

From one turd to another.

Time to play MW3.

[Canofbier]

How's it going, Al Bundy?...

What, you'd like for our bullpen to be unavailable in games we actually have a chance to win? We may as well have Vin pitching now, because the end result of the game will be the same. I see no reason to unneededingly cripple ourselves in the future.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Only crap spot in the lineup now is Greene

LMAO

[Ceej]

Well, it could be any number of things. Could be Seitzer, could be they are all very young, could be they just aren't that talented. I don't know, but it is terrible to watch.

THEN DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT.

This isn't rocket science.

[sedated]

Well my Friday is ruined. I've never seen such a pathetic performance. Might as well have Meier pitch the last 7 innings.

[kcpasco]

ROFL

Thanks for making me a dumb ass Greene

[arrowheadnation]

Fuck this shit.

[Al Bundy]

This game has the look of a team that was completely shellshocked to know that their best starting pitcher was out for a calendar year and weren't even really going to try to win the game tonight. I saw Gordon give up on the ball that was over his head in the first inning.

[Jerm]

Thank God these tickets are free...holy shit...

[stonedstooge]

Maeir needs to start getting loose

[sedated]

If a major league team was ever going to forfeit, this would be the game.

[Al Bundy]

Well my Friday is ruined. I've never seen such a pathetic performance. Might as well have Meier pitch the last 7 innings.

I'm not going to let these cocksuckers ruin my night.. they didn't care about winning today.. so I don't care either.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Schumacher strikes out twice.

[Ceej]

Guys...don't worry.

We still get the bottom half of the inning to prevent the run rule.

[kstater]

Yes, Al's nightly they don't care and aren't trying diatribe.

[Canofbier]

Schumacher strikes out twice.

I hadn't noticed amidst all of the doubles and runs. Thanks for the heads-up.

[gblowfish]

Jesus...clubbed like a baby seal. Sal Perez must be thinking "I came back for this??"

[Al Bundy]

Yes, Al's nightly they don't care and aren't trying diatribe.

So you're seeing a lot of effort tonight?

[Ceej]

Salvador says NO RUN RULE FOR J00!!!!

[Canofbier]

At least Salvie is coming back strong.

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO

I must laugh to keep from crying.

Very disappointing though to have our young C back to catch BP.

[stonedstooge]

Nice swing Alcides

[Ceej]

Bunt them over???

[Al Bundy]

I am sure the Kansas City born and raised Cardinals fans are a treat to deal with at the K tonight.

[Canofbier]

LMAO

I must laugh to keep from crying.

Very disappointing though to have our young C back to catch BP.

Oh, so now you're feeling negative? MUST BE AL BUNDY LOLOL

[BigMeatballDave]

I'm sick of Gordon.

Non-dominating cockbag.

Trade, please.

[Al Bundy]

hardest hit ball all night.

[kcpasco]

Anyone else but Jay in CF for the Cards and that ball is a double

[kstater]

Jesus he has a fucking low zone.

[Al Bundy]

Ball 4.

[stonedstooge]

First 2 took an hour

[gblowfish]

This reminds me of watching the Chiefs-Lions game last fall. 10-1 after two? Butt kicked in front of a full house. Ouch.

[Al Bundy]

Yeah, time to call it a night, the pitchers tonight for the Royals either really really suck or didn't care tonight.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

So how about that Mazzaro... Long term extension?

[gblowfish]

The Royals are great at shitting themselves on a big stage. The more it matters, the shittier they are. Sad really, but predictable.

[Ceej]

It is a shame that Piss and Shithole are still apparently in Houston.

Kelly doesn't impress me at all.

[ChiTown]

This reminds me of watching the Chiefs-Lions game last fall. 10-1 after two? Butt kicked in front of a full house. Ouch.

You should try sitting through this crap at the K. Fuck all these Cards fans around me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yeah, time to call it a night, the pitchers tonight for the Royals either really really suck or didn't care tonight.

I'm sure it's that they didn't care.

[arrowheadnation]

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It's OK guys...
Hosmer, he's lying in the weeds.
The whole pitching staff, they're off to a slow start, but look out. they're gonna erupt.
They're gonna bust loose.
They're....They're gonna do it. They're gonna bust loose.
They're a powder keg. juggernaut.
Rise and shine pitching staff.

[Al Bundy]

I'm sure it's that they didn't care.

Well then if "talent" is the issue then neither of them belong in a Kansas City Royals uniform.

[OnTheWarpath15]

For fucks sake.

You just took two of three last weekend, and you're 2 innings into a three game series at home and the sky is fucking falling.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Well then if "talent" is the issue then neither of them belong in a Kansas City Royals uniform.

Now you've got it. Good job.

[Ceej]

For ****s sake.

You just took two of three last weekend, and you're 2 innings into a three game series at home and the sky is ****ing falling.

#OURTIME

[DeezNutz]

For ****s sake.

You just took two of three last weekend, and you're 2 innings into a three game series at home and the sky is ****ing falling.

It wouldn't be falling if some of these sacks of shit would just cooperate and kill themselves.

[OnTheWarpath15]

It wouldn't be falling if some of these sacks of shit would just cooperate and kill themselves.

LMAO

[Al Bundy]

For ****s sake.

You just took two of three last weekend, and you're 2 innings into a three game series at home and the sky is ****ing falling.

Well.. we lost our best starting pitcher for a calendar year and we got a look at our future.

[kstater]

For fucks sake.

You just took two of three last weekend, and you're 2 innings into a three game series at home and the sky is fucking falling.

Eh, Al Bundy does it during wins too.

[GoHuge]

Wow just flipped back to check on the game..........won't have to do that again. Terrific pitching performance. Our offense would have to play 5 games to catch up in this one. Our Time

[Canofbier]

For ****s sake.

You just took two of three last weekend, and you're 2 innings into a three game series at home and the sky is ****ing falling.

We're upset because:

A) The stadium is packed full, and half of the people there are fans of the opposing team. Which is crushing us. It's humiliating.

B) Oftentimes, when the Royals lose a game like this, they begin a molding streak; I don't remember the last time the Royals bounced back well from a shellacking like this.

[ChiTown]

As a side note, it's a beautiful night at the K, and the beer is really cold:D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

For ****s sake.

You just took two of three last weekend, and you're 2 innings into a three game series at home and the sky is ****ing falling.

We're a beaten bunch and we're down 10-1 early. We jump off cliffs for a living.

[Canofbier]

It wouldn't be falling if some of these sacks of shit would just cooperate and kill themselves.

If you're including me in that group, you can go screw yourself. I've been a productive contributor to many of the game threads this season, and if this game isn't reason to be upset or discouraged, then I don't know what is.

[OnTheWarpath15]

We're upset because:

A) The stadium is packed full, and half of the people there are fans of the opposing team. Which is crushing us. It's humiliating.

B) Oftentimes, when the Royals lose a game like this, they begin a molding streak; I don't remember the last time the Royals bounced back well from a shellacking like this.

A) It happens every year. Not sure why you're shocked.

B) Granted it is 10-1, but your less that a week removed froma coming back from a 6-1 deficit to the same team. And you won the following day.

[OnTheWarpath15]

As a side note, it's a beautiful night at the K, and the beer is really cold:D

I mentioned it earlier, but the stadium looms incredible.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Oh yay, a couple of innings of Rex.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's nice that there's a friendly Cardinals fan in here who can bring us out of our doldrums while we have nightmares of Neifi Perez and Tim Belcher.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Oh yay, a couple of innings of Rex.

Thank God for the break from the boring Horton/Hrabosky combo.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Why did Escobar cut that?

[Canofbier]

A) It happens every year. Not sure why you're shocked.

B) Granted it is 10-1, but your less that a week removed froma coming back from a 6-1 deficit to the same team. And you won the following day.

Losing like this against the Cards with this kind of audience isn't an "every year occurrence", unless I've been living under a rock. You can't use that game as an example against me, since the end result wasn't a spanking. Granted, the early-game score was similar, but it's hard to argue at this point that they have a good chance of ending the same way.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I predict 18 for StL tonight.

18-4 final.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Rex sounds like he's reading from a script.

[Canofbier]

I predict 18 for StL tonight.

18-4 final.

There's a way to make this game more fun to watch. I say 15-2.

[Canofbier]

Rex sounds like he's reading from a script.

A script written in crayons.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There's a way to make this game more fun to watch. I say 15-2.

You're on.

Wager for the closest?

[OnTheWarpath15]

You're on.

Wager for the closest?

I'm in. 15-6.

[Canofbier]

You're on.

Wager for the closest?

Rep, I guess? Could do casino cash, I guess, but I don't really use it.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Rep, I guess? Could do casino cash, I guess, but I don't really use it.

I'll give rep and all my casino cash, I don't use it anyway.

[gblowfish]

Well, look on the bright side.
At least David Glass got to enjoy his favorite team kicking the day living shit out of a bottom feeder tonight.

So he's got that going for him.

Plus a full house.
Cha-ching.

[Ceej]

Royals 20 Cardinals 15.

Dyson with two grand slams.

I'm in.

[stonedstooge]

Well, look on the bright side.
At least David Glass got to enjoy his favorite team kicking the day living shit out of a bottom feeder tonight.

So he's got that going for him.

Plus a full house.
Cha-ching.

Clark's jealous

[OnTheWarpath15]

Royals 20 Cardinals 15.

Dyson with two grand slams.

I'm in.

LMAO

[kstater]

I hope Moose is wearing a cup.

[arrowheadnation]

Almost hit him in the dick.

[Canofbier]

Royals 20 Cardinals 15.

Dyson with two grand slams.

I'm in.

I would send you real money if this turned out to actually happen.

[Ceej]

LMAO

Watch.

His first will be in this inning, sir.

[Ceej]

I would send you real money if this turned out to actually happen.

Hunids, hunids.

[kstater]

Nice

[Canofbier]

Perez! Thank goodness he's back.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Watch.

His first will be in this inning, sir.

If he gets a hit in this inning, I'll give you a million in casino cash.

[stonedstooge]

Perez returns with a good bat

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey guys Sal is back.....

[OnTheWarpath15]

Perez has been impressive.

[Jerm]

What a laser...

[Ceej]

GODDAMMIT SALVADOR.

GETTING ALL SELFISH!!!!!!!

There goes my prediction.

But, seriously. I would fuck Salvador Perez if i could.

[Demonpenz]

How come everyone can't have an easy swing like that

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Perez has been impressive.

Sal is a stud. I know we Royals fans have built him up to nearly a super hero level.... this is why... and he's a better catcher than hitter.

[OnTheWarpath15]

If he gets a hit in this inning, I'll give you a million in casino cash.

LMAO

Nice bunt.

[stonedstooge]

Too bad Dyson isn't a better bunter

[Ceej]

If he gets a hit in this inning, I'll give you a million in casino cash.

He was going for a bunt big fly.

Give him credit.

[Canofbier]

Apparently Dyson's speed extends to the duration of his at bats.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Sal is a stud. I know we Royals fans have built him up to nearly a super hero level.... this is why... and he's a better catcher than hitter.

Reminds me of a cross between Johnny Bench and Yadier Molina.

[OnTheWarpath15]

He was going for a bunt big fly.

Give him credit.

Wouldn't have left the yard at the little K.

[Ceej]

Dyson needs to hit like a terrible slow pitch softball player.

Hit 'em where they ain't.

He clearly was trying to bunt it over Carpenter's head.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Reminds me of a cross between Johnny Bench and Yadier Molina.

Sal signed a long term deal in the off season then promptly got hurt. Having him back and for several years helps a frustrated fanbase stay warmer at night.

[Priest31kc]

Fuck you Mazzaro & Colon.

Ruining Salvy's return.

[Ceej]

Well, at least this game thread has become mildly entertaining.

You Cards fan are good peoples.

[SAUTO]

The Royals are great at shitting themselves on a big stage. The more it matters, the shittier they are. Sad really, but predictable.

Lol
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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Well, at least this game thread has become mildly entertaining.

You Cards fan are good peoples.

Agreed. OTWP is good to chat with even during the inter-league series.

[SAUTO]

Bunch of chicken little cry babies around these parts.
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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Bunch of chicken little cry babies around these parts.
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[BigRedChief]

We're upset because:

A) The stadium is packed full, and half of the people there are fans of the opposing team. Which is crushing us. It's humiliating.Why are you upset at something thats been occuring since interleague play? This is normal.

[sedated]

Yay, let's run Collins out there for 3 innings, can't wear down that UCL doing it one inning at a time.

[Demonpenz]

I am confused how hitting them where they aint is being bad at softball

[Canofbier]

Bunch of chicken little cry babies around these parts.
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http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/121/249/look-at-all-the-****s-i-dont-give-theyre-just-falling-from-the-sky.jpg

Bah. The image URL has a naughty word in it, so it doesn't work.

[Canofbier]

Why are you upset at something thats been occuring since interleague play? This is normal.

Because I'm young and foolish.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I for one don't fret about the stadium behing half red. When we become winners again like they are it will be blue. In the meatime it's understandable... the citys are so close together of course Cards fans are going to make the trip.

[SAUTO]

?

Not you.
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[BWillie]

I for one don't fret about the stadium behing half red. When we become winners again like they are it will be blue. In the meatime it's understandable... the citys are so close together of course Cards fans are going to make the trip.

They aren't making the trip. They are mostly traitors who live here

[ChiTown]

A Cards fan just bought me a beer. I was planning to kill him in the lot after the game. Now we are BFF and we're exchanging info. My wife is giving me dirty looks and wants to know if she is going to have to be the designated driver. I just LOL'd at her. This game sucks, but the drama in the stands is well worth the price of the tickets. My buddy is laughing at me, but what he doesn't know is that I am fondling his wife's ass.......a lot.:D

[BigRedChief]

Because I'm young and foolish.As I told you guys last week when you were kicking our ass............... When we won the World Series last year 7 out of the 9 players on the field were drafted or developed by our farm system. There is nothing to prevent your team from doing the same thing.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I understand Sedated. I live in Cardinal country. This year they've all been pretty respectful. Winning the series in StL will do that.

[Ceej]

A Cards fan just bought me a beer. I was planning to kill him in the lot after the game. Now we are BFF and we're exchanging info. My wife is giving me dirty looks and wants to know if she is going to have to be the designated driver. I just LOL'd at her. This game sucks, but the drama in the stands is well worth the price of the tickets. My buddy is laughing at me, but what he doesn't know is that I am fondling his wife's ass.......a lot.:D

Weirdo.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

They aren't making the trip. They are mostly traitors who live here

Meh, maybe a few but StL is only 3 hours away. It's an easy trip.