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BoneKrusher
06-28-2012, 05:42 AM
i kid you not.
Porn Stars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro Give Details on How to Collect BJ For Heat Title.

more details.

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/06/porn-stars-sara-jay-and-angelina-castro-give-details-on-how-to-collect-bj-for-heat-title/

Hog's Gone Fishin
06-28-2012, 06:10 AM
If their was a site labeled whitesportsonline there would be a riot in LA

ChiefRocka
06-28-2012, 06:27 AM
stooping to new lows here on planet earth

Micjones
06-28-2012, 06:37 AM
The criteria, alone, will shave the group of BJ-seekers down quite a bit.

Sara Jay "education" would certainly be worth it though.
She's a Hoover.

Can you imagine the conversation they must've had with their significant others? Yeesh.
"Babe, we're gonna need to make a larger-than-normal investment in mouthwash."

Ace Gunner
06-28-2012, 06:44 AM
yik, sluts is fugly

BoneKrusher
06-28-2012, 07:14 AM
yik, sluts is fugly

tell me about it.
my dog probably wouldn't even. LMAO

Rausch
06-28-2012, 07:17 AM
Pass...

Sofa King
06-28-2012, 07:33 AM
Jesus. How many punts have those faces blocked?

Micjones
06-28-2012, 07:38 AM
They need to be pretty to spitshine the mandangler?
Sara Jay could suck four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Her face be damned.

CanadianChief
06-28-2012, 07:42 AM
Looking at the picture in the link I'd be praying I get Dwyane Wade!!!!

Fish
06-28-2012, 07:43 AM
A registered MALE nurse will be on the premises to inspect for hygene.

Yeah buddy....

Rausch
06-28-2012, 07:49 AM
Jesus. How many punts have those faces blocked?

LMAO

ChiefGator
06-28-2012, 08:06 AM
Seems like a lot of work for a BJ.

58-4ever
06-28-2012, 08:08 AM
Seems like a lot of work for a BJ.

My thoughts exactly. I would have to pretend to like the Heat and put those two whores on my twitter feed. No thank you.

BoneKrusher
06-28-2012, 08:10 AM
Sara Jay could suck four quarters out of a dollar bill.


or maybe even the chrome off a tailpipe. LMAO

Rain Man
06-28-2012, 08:13 AM
And people say that this nation has lost its sense of honor. Way to keep your word, ladies. Way to keep your word.

Fire Me Boy!
06-28-2012, 08:16 AM
Is the link work safe?

Setsuna
06-28-2012, 08:21 AM
Is the link work safe?

You're fired. :shake:

Micjones
06-28-2012, 08:22 AM
Seems like a lot of work for a BJ.

That will probably cost people outside of Miami $500.
Still though...it's Sara Jay. So I can see why some guys might fork that over.

Setsuna
06-28-2012, 08:25 AM
That will probably cost people outside of Miami $500.
Still though...it's Sara Jay. So I can see why some guys might fork that over.

If you're black, she'll swallow. Holla!!!

burt
06-28-2012, 08:26 AM
another sign of the Apocalypse!

Fish
06-28-2012, 08:26 AM
Those tits on the right are downright scary....

Rain Man
06-28-2012, 08:32 AM
Is the link work safe?

It is unless you work for the Ku Klux Klan.

Micjones
06-28-2012, 08:36 AM
If you're black, she'll swallow. Holla!!!

She does have an affinity for the brothers.
We share a mutual appreciation actually.
She's got a significant mass on her lower back.

ThaVirus
06-28-2012, 09:30 AM
If I met the requirements and lived in Miami I'd definitely do it. It would be the best beej I'd ever receive, I'm assuming..

The Franchise
06-28-2012, 09:32 AM
Do you get to pick which girl you get it from? Or do they just stick you in two lines?

Dr. Johnny Fever
06-28-2012, 09:39 AM
Jesus the blonde is ugly, and the brunette isn't exactly pretty.

thabear04
06-28-2012, 09:53 AM
And im sure his face was like this lol

101454

Brock
06-28-2012, 09:57 AM
Enjoy herpes.

El Jefe
06-28-2012, 09:57 AM
And im sure was one of them and his face was like this lol

101454

Hey brah, you speaka english?

Micjones
06-28-2012, 09:59 AM
Do you get to pick which girl you get it from? Or do they just stick you in two lines?

I'd fight someone to get a spot in Sara Jay's line.

thabear04
06-28-2012, 09:59 AM
Hey brah, you speaka english?

Fix it there happy

OnTheWarpath15
06-28-2012, 10:01 AM
If you ain't first, you're last.

-Ricky Bobby.



Never more true than in this situation.

Gross.

L.A. Chieffan
06-28-2012, 11:01 AM
Way too much work to be sloppy seven hundredths and wear a nacho libre mask

alpha_omega
06-28-2012, 11:11 AM
I haven't read all the comments, but i was just wondering...is this legal?

BoneKrusher
06-28-2012, 11:19 AM
I haven't read all the comments, but i was just wondering...is this legal?

not sure.
they'll prolly just classify it as a Sperm bank.

El Jefe
06-28-2012, 11:22 AM
Fixed it there happy

Thanks brah!

Rain Man
06-28-2012, 11:23 AM
Do you get to pick which girl you get it from? Or do they just stick you in two lines?

It'd be nice if they did it like a receiving line in a wedding, where one line got you a hug with both of them. ("Hug" is a euphemism in this context.) They could switch off the warmup role and the grand finale role from time to time.

vailpass
06-28-2012, 11:24 AM
I sincerely hope both these girl's mothers are dead.
I assume they had no father figure.

Rain Man
06-28-2012, 11:24 AM
I haven't read all the comments, but i was just wondering...is this legal?

Sluttiness is not a crime. In fact, I think it's in the Bill of Rights somewhere.

Micjones
06-28-2012, 11:47 AM
I wonder how long each BJ will last?

Brock
06-28-2012, 11:49 AM
Oh, they don't guarantee a completion? ROFL

Chiefnj2
06-28-2012, 11:51 AM
Last guy on line gets to french kiss them.

wazu
06-28-2012, 11:53 AM
Best part of this thread is that we have multiple Planeteers who can provide reviews on Sara Jay's blowjob skill level, seemingly without having to do any new research.

vailpass
06-28-2012, 11:56 AM
Best part of this thread is that we have multiple Planeteers who can provide reviews on Sara Jay's blowjob skill level, seemingly without having to do any new research.

LMAO Now that you mention it....spot on.

BoneKrusher
06-28-2012, 12:02 PM
the BJ's have just started, we're getting our first live shots in here at CP
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/Fifty_Nine_2006/blow.gif
stay tuned..

Pasta Little Brioni
06-28-2012, 12:05 PM
That's what you call a BonerKrusher

bowener
06-28-2012, 12:05 PM
Total they have over 300K followers combined. I'd assume a large number of people follow both... but imagine if 1% show up for blow jobs.

BoneKrusher
06-28-2012, 12:09 PM
That's what you call a BonerKrusher

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/Fifty_Nine_2006/monkeythumb.gif

Micjones
06-28-2012, 12:11 PM
Total they have over 300K followers combined. I'd assume a large number of people follow both... but imagine if 1% show up for blow jobs.

I'm gonna guess a couple hundred guys. And with the male nurse...
I'll bet 25% of them become ineligible due to "poor hygiene".

As liberal as they wanna make this offer seem...
They're gonna control those numbers.

Rausch
06-28-2012, 12:19 PM
the BJ's have just started, we're getting our first live shots in here at CP
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/Fifty_Nine_2006/blow.gif
stay tuned..

Once again, pass...

BoneKrusher
06-28-2012, 12:26 PM
Once again, pass...
but you gotta admit shes hotter than the two porn stars tho.

Bewbies
06-28-2012, 12:34 PM
Who in the hell stands in line for an hour to be the 100th dude some chick blows? Damn people are fuckin nasty.

The Franchise
06-28-2012, 12:46 PM
I wonder how long each BJ will last?

I'm sure they're going to give everyone a time limit.....say a 1 minute window. Finish or not......you're done when the time is up.

Micjones
06-28-2012, 12:54 PM
I'm sure they're going to give everyone a time limit.....say a 1 minute window. Finish or not......you're done when the time is up.

Yeah that's usually how these things go.
Anything less than 3 minutes would be a waste.

Bewbies
06-28-2012, 01:10 PM
Yeah that's usually how these things go.


I hope you've made this part up.

Micjones
06-28-2012, 01:12 PM
I hope you've made this part up.

I don't have any personal experience with communal sex acts, but I have seen a few of those "World's Greatest Gangbang" vids.
They move those guys along pretty quickly.

CrazyPhuD
06-28-2012, 03:12 PM
Definitive proof that heat fans suck....

vailpass
06-28-2012, 03:15 PM
90% of Miami is a shit hole.

CrazyPhuD
06-28-2012, 03:24 PM
90% of Miami is a shit hole.

and the rest is in need of a good douching?

PunkinDrublic
06-28-2012, 03:31 PM
Hell the refs have been Dwayne Wade since 2006 why shouldn't their fans get in on the action and get it from a couple pros.

Pasta Little Brioni
06-28-2012, 04:28 PM
Setsun just JIHP

bricks
06-28-2012, 04:34 PM
The day some of you would pass lol

GTFO

Deberg_1990
06-28-2012, 04:36 PM
If their was a site labeled whitesportsonline there would be a riot in LA

Not really, because nobody cares about Yachting, Polo, and NASCAR

blaise
06-28-2012, 04:41 PM
Het having 80 dudes junk in her mouth prior to mine would be too close for comfort. That's almost gay.

Setsuna
06-28-2012, 04:45 PM
Setsun just JIHP

Grasping at straws now. How pathetic. :facepalm:

Pasta Little Brioni
06-28-2012, 04:53 PM
Grasping at straws now. How pathetic. :facepalm:

I don't think Daman would go for it, so you won.

ShowtimeSBMVP
06-28-2012, 04:54 PM
No thanks

T-post Tom
06-28-2012, 05:04 PM
Great until the CDC shows up at your house a week later with level A haz-mat suits.

Ceej
06-28-2012, 05:05 PM
WTF happened to Carmella Bing?

She's fat now.

:(

Rain Man
06-28-2012, 05:21 PM
I'm sure they're going to give everyone a time limit.....say a 1 minute window. Finish or not......you're done when the time is up.

That would take nearly all of the sensuality out of it.

Canofbier
06-28-2012, 06:04 PM
I don't really get the appeal of these porn stars with inhumanly large boobs. They look sloppy and gross.

ghak99
06-28-2012, 08:17 PM
WTF happened to Carmella Bing?

She's fat now.

:(

Holy shit... Looks like someone stuck an air chuck in her ass.

Marcellus
06-28-2012, 08:35 PM
That list sound worse than a trip to the DMV.

Saul Good
06-28-2012, 08:48 PM
I don't really get the appeal of these porn stars with inhumanly large boobs. They look sloppy and gross.

You want sloppy and gross, wait until after they've blown 1,100 dudes in one afternoon.

big nasty kcnut
06-29-2012, 01:51 AM
No thank i couldn't deal with that and less the one mins. sorry i need to be sucked out. We going to be there awhile.

Kyle DeLexus
06-29-2012, 02:36 AM
No thank i couldn't deal with that and less the one mins. sorry i need to be sucked out. We going to be there awhile.

I figured you would be wanting to bust a kcnut

Micjones
06-29-2012, 06:04 AM
I finally had the chance to take a gander at Angelina Castro.
I was previously unfamiliar with her.
She's definitely not ugly.

Paniero
06-29-2012, 06:49 AM
I came in here thinkIng Bonekrusher was giving out BJs as per the thread title :(

BoneKrusher
06-29-2012, 08:10 AM
I came in here thinkIng Bonekrusher was giving out BJs as per the thread title :(

nah man, that ain't my Thang. LMAO

Simply Red
06-29-2012, 08:27 AM
DaKCmanAP thought it was Awesome.

Simply Red
06-29-2012, 09:11 AM
That list sound worse than a trip to the DMV.







http://i.imgur.com/8iJdk.jpg (http://imgur.com/8iJdk)

Backwards Masking
06-29-2012, 09:55 AM
stooping to new lows here on planet earth

Jealousy is a terrible emotion from which to base your posts.