Edward Scissorhands

[In58men]

Is an awesome movie. It's on SyFy right now, just sayin'.

[stonedstooge]

One of my top ten favorite movies.

[QuikSsurfer]

Great soundtrack. Love the ice angel scene at the end.

Off to the mediacenter

[pr_capone]

I love this movie as well. I have no idea why Johnny Depp and Tim Burton don't work with one another more often.

[stonedstooge]

Got to meet Vincent Price when I was a little nipper. He was awesome

[BigMeatballDave]

Gay

[QuikSsurfer]

I love this movie as well. I have no idea why Johnny Depp and Tim Burton don't work with one another more often.

This is a joke right?

[In58men]

This is a joke right?

Dark Shadows lol

[In58men]

Gay

http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-0bfa-42c5.jpg

[QuikSsurfer]

Dark Shadows lol

I meant that they've done a lot of work together: Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeney Todd, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride... what am I missing??

I've always been a big fan of Tim Burton. Nightmare Before Christmas sealed the deal a long time ago.

[In58men]

I meant that they've done a lot of work together: Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeney Todd, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride... what am I missing??

I just went with the latest one lol

[pr_capone]

This is a joke right?

LMAO

[QuikSsurfer]

LMAO

Bastard!! You've won this round.

[In58men]

Sweeny Todd was the shit

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That's when I fell for Winona Ryder. Not so much anymore.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Sweeny Todd was the shit

I liked it but was hoping for more blood.

[JD10367]

I loved "Edward Scissorhands". It was new and fresh and dark and had great Danny Elfman music and featured Johnny Depp playing a pale-faced unusual introvert.

And then Burton made the same fucking movie... OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Adding in his wife Helena Bonham-Carter to boot. Same fucking film, same pale-faced unusual boy-child character. Sometimes darker ("Sweeney Todd"), sometimes gayer ("Ed Wood"), sometimes with frigging puppets ("Corpse Bride"). "Alice In Wonderland", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "Dark Shadows"... Jesus H. Christ, Burton, give it a frigging rest already.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I loved "Edward Scissorhands". It was new and fresh and dark and had great Danny Elfman music and featured Johnny Depp playing a pale-faced unusual introvert.

And then Burton made the same ****ing movie... OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Adding in his wife Helena Bonham-Carter to boot. Same ****ing film, same pale-faced unusual boy-child character. Sometimes darker ("Sweeney Todd"), sometimes gayer ("Ed Wood"), sometimes with frigging puppets ("Corpse Bride"). "Alice In Wonderland", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "Dark Shadows"... Jesus H. Christ, Burton, give it a frigging rest already.

In other words Tim Burton is pretty cool.

[JD10367]

In other words Tim Burton is pretty cool.

:rolleyes:

<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/5941081" width="600" height="338" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowFullScreen></iframe><div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:600px;"> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos/most-viewed/this-year">CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos</a></p></div>

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

:rolleyes:



I don't need Kiss to do a country song. I don't need George Strait to do a rock song. I don't need Alfred Hitchcock to do a romantic comedy. I don't need the Chiefs to stop wearing red and I don't need Tim Burton to do anything other than what he made his name at. That's all I'm saying.

[QuikSsurfer]

In other words Tim Burton is pretty cool.

Bingo

[milkman]

I rarely pay any attention to who produces or directs a movie, but if Tim Burton is involved, I know with absulute certainty that movie is one that I have absolutely got to stay away from.

I can not stand his work.

[Simply Red]

Not a fan, overall... liked Secret Window pretty well. Seems like a decent dude though, Edward Scissorhands, that is.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I rarely pay any attention to who produces or directs a movie, but if Tim Burton is involved, I know with absulute certainty that movie is one that I have absolutely got to stay away from.

I can not stand his work.

The rays of sunshine you spread across the CP community can always be counted on.

LMAO

[In58men]

I rarely pay any attention to who produces or directs a movie, but if Tim Burton is involved, I know with absulute certainty that movie is one that I have absolutely got to stay away from.

I can not stand his work.

He's probably one of the most talented directors. I'm speechless.

[milkman]

The rays of sunshine you spread across the CP community can always be counted on.

LMAO

I'm never one to disappoint.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

He's probably one of the most talented directors. I'm speechless.

He can't be. He's always doing the same thing. No one great has ever had their niche. /sarcasm

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm never one to disappoint.

Wouldn't have you any other way milk.

[In58men]

I'm never one to disappoint.

He directed Batman, Batman Returns, Big Fish and Beetlejuice for christ sakes.

[milkman]

He's probably one of the most talented directors. I'm speechless.

I don't know, nor do I care about his talent.

I simply can't stand his style.

[In58men]

I don't know, nor do I care about his talent.

I simply can't stand his style.


I'll change your mind. We should have a movie night? Or is that gay?

[milkman]

He directed Batman, Batman Returns, Big Fish and Beetlejuice for christ sakes.

Not a fan of any of these movies.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't know, nor do I care about his talent.

I simply can't stand his style.

You're kind of dark, brooding and honest in your way too. Just like Tim Burton. Just sayin.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'll change your mind. We should have a movie night? Or is that gay?

I'll have a movie night with you Inmem. Even though you wear your damn hat backwards.

Kids.

[In58men]

I'll have a movie night with you Inmem. Even though you wear your damn hat backwards.

Kids.

I only wear it backwards because wearing it forward just covers up this pretty face.

[milkman]

You're kind of dark, brooding and honest in your way too. Just like Tim Burton. Just sayin.

I'm more gruff than dark and brooding.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I only wear it backwards because wearing it forward just covers up this pretty face.

That and you're a punk.

:D

Bring LA tank top girl to movie night. Her and I will sit on the loveseat. You can fall asleep in the recliner.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm more gruff than dark and brooding.

Shades of gray.

[In58men]

That and you're a punk.

:D

Bring LA tank top girl to movie night. Her and I will sit on the loveseat. You can fall asleep in the recliner.

I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

/Christopher Walken

At least be original kiddo.

:D

[Demonpenz]

Bahhhh a movie? What is that? I hate that!

[In58men]

Bahhhh a movie? What is that? I hate that!

Joe Dirt


Dude had to google it

[Demonpenz]

I laughed zero times at Joe Dirt the first time, but I think about the movie ALL THE TIME.

[In58men]

I laughed zero times at Joe Dirt the first time, but I think about the movie ALL THE TIME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9KQQrNDawM&feature=youtube_gdata_player



Embedding is for chumps

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I laughed zero times at Joe Dirt the first time, but I think about the movie ALL THE TIME.

:facepalm:

Life's a garden. Dig it.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

She was stabbed seven times in New York. I mean Kansas.

[Deberg_1990]

I'm still waiting for someone to randomly start an Ed Wood thread.

[RealSNR]

Dunno. The Clue movie from the 80s is pretty funny.

Wait, that's Tim Curry. Never mind.

[Simply Red]

Dunno. The Clue movie from the 80s is pretty funny.

Wait, that's Tim Curry. Never mind.

SNR have you seen Benji? Great film!

[Brooklyn]

Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I meant that they've done a lot of work together: Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeney Todd, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride... what am I missing??

I've always been a big fan of Tim Burton. Nightmare Before Christmas sealed the deal a long time ago.

You're aware he didn't direct Nightmare, right? Burton wrote and produced. Really, Nightmare is Danny Elfman's masterpiece/accomplishment. Elfman did the music AND played Jack.

[Fire Me Boy!]

He's probably one of the most talented directors. I'm speechless.

That's a fair statement.... 15 years ago. Really, he started tanking with Sleepy Hollow. Aside from Big Fish, he's done mostly crap on top of crap. Big Fish aside, it's my estimation he hasn't been good in almost 20 years.

Dark Shadows - Haven't seen it

Alice in Wonderland - Garbage.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - Meh, at best.

Corpse Bride - Crap.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Giant pile of crap.

Big Fish - Excellent work, made me hopeful for the return of the early '90s Tim Burton.

Planet of the Apes - Such crap, he should have been strung up for it.

Sleepy Hollow - Meh.

Mars Attacks! - Not a fan, but I know lots who are.

Ed Wood - Masterpiece.

Batman Returns - Meh.

Edward Scissorhands - Out-friggin'-standing.

Batman - Excellent.

Beetlejuice - Great.

Pee-wee's Big Adventure - At the time, brilliant.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'm still waiting for someone to randomly start an Ed Wood thread.

Aside from the film Ed Wood, have you ever watched any of his movies? I went through a phase where I watched a ton of his stuff. Really, really awful stuff, but there's something innocent and endearing about his work.

[Deberg_1990]

That's a fair statement.... 15 years ago. Really, he started tanking with Sleepy Hollow. Aside from Big Fish, he's done mostly crap on top of crap. Big Fish aside, it's my estimation he hasn't been good in almost 20 years.

Dark Shadows - Haven't seen it

Alice in Wonderland - Garbage.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - Meh, at best.

Corpse Bride - Crap.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Giant pile of crap.

Big Fish - Excellent work, made me hopeful for the return of the early '90s Tim Burton.

Planet of the Apes - Such crap, he should have been strung up for it.

Sleepy Hollow - Meh.

Mars Attacks! - Not a fan, but I know lots who are.

Ed Wood - Masterpiece.

Batman Returns - Meh.

Edward Scissorhands - Out-friggin'-standing.

Batman - Excellent.

Beetlejuice - Great.

Pee-wee's Big Adventure - At the time, brilliant.


I like all those up to Planet of the Apes. I like Sleepy Hollow more than you I guess.


Im looking forward to his update of Frankenweenie. I loved Nightmare Before Christmas and Coraline.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I like all those up to Planet of the Apes. I like Sleepy Hollow more than you I guess.

Im looking forward to his update of Frankenweenie. I loved Nightmare Before Christmas and Coraline.

Sleepy Hollow was the beginning of the end for me. It wasn't bad like many of his films since, but it was below par for the director that gave us Edward Scissorhands and Ed Wood.

The short he did for Frankenweenie, which I think is what won him the job for Pee-wee, was brilliant. Not sure if it can withstand a feature, though.

Burton is a lot like Oliver Stone, in my opinion. I keep watching their new films hoping against hope that they'll return to form.

And for my knowledge and the future of this thread, are we talking about Burton as a writer, director or producer or all? Again, he didn't direct Nightmare or Coraline.

[QuikSsurfer]

You're aware he didn't direct Nightmare, right? Burton wrote and produced. Really, Nightmare is Danny Elfman's masterpiece/accomplishment. Elfman did the music AND played Jack.

I'm well aware of this...

[RealSNR]

SNR have you seen Benji? Great film!I have not. But I'm going to rent some movies today. I'll have to pick that one up.

[Chiefnj2]

I like Corpse Bride, but agree that the majority of what he's done in the last 15 years is completely over-rated junk.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I like Corpse Bride, but agree that the majority of what he's done in the last 15 years is completely over-rated junk.

Your post made me go look up his critic ratings on Rotten Tomatoes:

Dark Shadows - 40%

Alice in Wonderland - 51%

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - 86%

Corpse Bride - 84%

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - 82%

Big Fish - 77%

Planet of the Apes - 45%

Sleepy Hollow - 64%

Mars Attacks! - 51%

Ed Wood - 91%

Batman Returns - 77%

Edward Scissorhands - 91%

Batman - 72%

Beetlejuice - 81%

Pee-wee's Big Adventure - 92%

[Dayze]

:facepalm:

Life's a garden. Dig it.

that'll buff out.


is this queer? this queer? (whilst slapping biceps)

I had no desire to see that movie, but i end up watching it when it's on lol. very corny and stupid, but some great one-liners.