Do you know this woman?

[Buck]

http://missingpersonsnews.com/tennessee-authorities-seek-publics-help-with-jane-doe/

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Photo courtesy/Careyville, TN, PD

Tennessee authorities seek public’s help with “Jane Doe”

By Mike Glodo
Senior Staff Writer, MPN
Updated 3:22pm CST, July 5, 2012

(MPN) – On the night of Thursday, June 28, 2012, a young woman appeared at The Big Orange Bar in Caryville, Tennessee, a small town about 30 miles north of Knoxville. The bar is on a rural two-lane road, on the north side of town.

Like most small towns, people recognize “the regulars” even if they might not know their name. No one knew who she was.She carried no identification and no purse. She would not give a name, and early reports were that she did not speak.

The Caryville Police Department has provided the following information to MPN about the young woman:

She is in good physical health, and is presently in the care of social services. She had clearly been cared for prior to arriving at the bar.

The unidentified woman can speak with significant limitations. Law Enforcement believes she is possibly choosing not to disclose information, but that is uncertain at this time.
When asked her age, she has said “16”, later “17” and then “18” years old. A bone scan has indicated she is between 15 and 21 years old.

When asked by officials where she is from, she answered, “Illinois, Texas, and Tennessee” on different occasions.
When asked who her father is/was, she responded, “God the father.”

A physical exam by health care personnel found an abdominal scar from what looked to be from a Caesarean section.
Police officials asked her, “Did you have a baby? Where’s the baby?”

“The baby is dead”, she responded. “God the father killed the baby. The baby is with God the father.”
Assistant Chief of Police Stephanie Smith told MPN, “Everything is God the father. Who’s your mother? God the father’. Her preacher, mother, father, sister, brother – everything is God the father. She has a very limited vocabulary – maybe 30 or 40 words.”

Due to the relative isolation of the Big Orange Bar, and this young woman’s limitations, Law Enforcement feels that someone abandoned this young woman there on Thursday night from a vehicle.

Caryville lies along Interstate 75. Lexington, KY, is about 140 miles to the north. It is about 140 miles east of Nashville TN.

Given this young woman’s history, people in social services, special needs professionals, and health care providers – especially OB/GYN providers – may be able to identify her.

If you have information about this woman’s identity, please call the Caryville Police Department at 423-562-9474 or 423-562-8095.

[LiveSteam]

Crack cocaine is bad shit

[Pitt Gorilla]

"Like most small towns, people recognize “the regulars” even if they might not know their name. No one knew who she was.She carried no identification and no purse. She would not give a name, and early reports were that she did not speak."

Sounds hot.

[Frazod]

With teeth like that, I'm thinking she may be related to Elway.

[blaise]

With teeth like that, I'm thinking she may be related to Elway.

I hope she at least opened some beer bottles for people at the bar.

[In58men]

I'd hit it

[blaise]

Buck up, lady. Things will get better.

[Fish]

Definitely looks Nebraskan......

[Thig Lyfe]

Can she play QB?

[Dayze]

she could eat corn on the cob through a knot hole in a fence.

[frankotank]

I'd hit it

ROFL

[Predarat]

Wonder if thats StuntWoman Michelle.

[Dartgod]

she could eat corn on the cob through a knot hole in a fence.

Andrea?

[KCUnited]

I thought Dave Mustaine was a ginger.

[SuperChief]

I thought Dave Mustaine was a ginger.

It's only for show.

[Ace Gunner]

"Like most small towns, people recognize “the regulars” even if they might not know their name. No one knew who she was.She carried no identification and no purse. She would not give a name, and early reports were that she did not speak."

Sounds hot.

The "perfect woman", really. But then there's that "god the father" in law thing.

[scho63]

First cousins in Kentucky should never marry and reproduce

[Dayze]

I thought Dave Mustaine was a ginger.

ROFL

[Pitt Gorilla]

I thought Dave Mustaine was a ginger.ROFL My body aches from mistakes.

[The Franchise]

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[Hammock Parties]

Think your life sucks?

Think again.

[Trevo_410]

https://p.twimg.com/AxX6yEaCEAMDlL8.jpg

[saphojunkie]

Everything about this story screams "escaped from cult!" to me.

[Ace Gunner]

Think your life sucks?

Think again.

bam

[Rain Man]

I'm pretty sure that's a photo of Nicole Ritchie without makeup.

[Thig Lyfe]

Everything about this story screams "escaped from cult!" to me.

It's like Martha Marcy May Marlene, except Elizabeth Olsen is WAYYYY hotter, yo.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

I've been to Caryville.

I do not know this woman.

[FlaChief58]

Crack cocaine is bad shit

Too many teeth to be crack. Heroine maybe? :shrug:

[frankotank]

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[BoneKrusher]

that's Mrs Matt Cassel isnt it?

[Dayze]

she majored in Theology at Oregon State.

[pr_capone]

Everything about this story screams "escaped from cult!" to me.

That was my very first thought as well.

[Dayze]

Everything about this story screams "escaped from cult!" to me.

which one? Christians, Catholics, Scientologists, Muslim....

aaaaaaaaaaaaand, we're off.
:D

[Ebolapox]

not to be insensitive, but she appears to be mentally disabled.

[Ebolapox]

and yeah, I know you can't know a person is mentally disabled just by looking at them. just saying, she doesn't APPEAR to be all there.

[Dayze]

i would guess someone kept her chained up her entire life and brainwashed her.

[KCUnited]

Have they checked Great Britain?

[Dayze]

LMAO

[tooge]

not to be insensitive, but she appears to be mentally disabled.

Yeah, she is most definitely a tard. No question about it. Very sad deal. With her limited vocabulary, her disheveled apearence, etc., I'm guessing she was living at home with parents that aren't much brighter than her, or in a state facility and she just left. She leaves, wanders around, gets picked up by some guy like Buck for easy sex, gets prego, and ends up having a c section at a free clinic. Baby probably was left for dead simply cuz she didn't know any better. Hopefully someone without any agenda other than improving her well being will step up and offer to help her.

[Dayze]

Yeah, she is most definitely a tard. No question about it. Very sad deal. With her limited vocabulary, her disheveled apearence, etc., I'm guessing she was living at home with parents that aren't much brighter than her, or in a state facility and she just left. She leaves, wanders around, gets picked up by some guy like Buck for easy sex, gets prego, and ends up having a c section at a free clinic. Baby probably was left for dead simply cuz she didn't know any better. Hopefully someone without any agenda other than improving her well being will step up and offer to help her.

lol

[siberian khatru]

I'd hit it

So would I but I might skip the BJ.

[threebag]

So would I but I might skip the BJ.

You could spend a little time floating her teeth.

[Phobia]

I'll take a stab at this:
1. C-sec scar - you know she puts out.
2. Doesn't talk very much.

She sounds like the perfect woman to me.

[Phobia]

Could also be Lamar Hunt Jr.'s sister-in-law?

[Buck]

Yeah, she is most definitely a tard. No question about it. Very sad deal. With her limited vocabulary, her disheveled apearence, etc., I'm guessing she was living at home with parents that aren't much brighter than her, or in a state facility and she just left. She leaves, wanders around, gets picked up by some guy like Buck for easy sex, gets prego, and ends up having a c section at a free clinic. Baby probably was left for dead simply cuz she didn't know any better. Hopefully someone without any agenda other than improving her well being will step up and offer to help her.

Haha. I'm sitting in an urgent care waiting room and that just cracked me up.

[KCUnited]

A lot of these posts are being made in cest, but we all hope someone comes forward and reunites this lady with her family.

[BoneKrusher]

and yeah, I know you can't know a person is mentally disabled just by looking at them. just saying, she doesn't APPEAR to be all there.

yeah she has that Duh look on her face.

[tooge]

Haha. I'm sitting in an urgent care waiting room and that just cracked me up.

Are you there looking for bucktoothed, disheveled, speachless tards or are you having a medical emergency?

[tooge]

In all seriousness, the first thing that must be ascertained is if her mental capacity will allow her to learn basic things like making a sammich, getting a beer, and mowing the lawn.

[Rain Man]

If her name is Jane Doe and her father is God, it seems like they could just look up driver's license records or something and find a guy named God Doe.

[Buck]

Are you there looking for bucktoothed, disheveled, speachless tards or are you having a medical emergency?

I'm dying.

[tooge]

I'm dying.

JFC, what did she give you?

[mikeyis4dcats.]

A lot of these posts are being made in cest, but we all hope someone comes forward and reunites this lady with her family.

I see what you did there (freudian slip?)

[vailpass]

LOL at the name of the one who posted the OP.

[frankotank]

Haha. I'm sitting in an urgent care waiting room and that just cracked me up.

it'd be really quite strange if you were there getting bite marks on your willy checked out. ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Yeah, she is most definitely a tard. No question about it. Very sad deal. With her limited vocabulary, her disheveled apearence, etc., I'm guessing she was living at home with parents that aren't much brighter than her, or in a state facility and she just left. She leaves, wanders around, gets picked up by some guy like Buck for easy sex, gets prego, and ends up having a c section at a free clinic. Baby probably was left for dead simply cuz she didn't know any better. Hopefully someone without any agenda other than improving her well being will step up and offer to help her.

LMAO Now that's funny. Maybe you could help her out with her teef.

[BoneKrusher]

LMAO Now that's funny. Maybe you could help her out with her teef.

yeah, she has buck teef.

[Bowser]

Haha. I'm sitting in an urgent care waiting room and that just cracked me up.

You have the baby with you? Nice work! Call Carryvillejunction and let them know you have your kid/cousin.

[Chief3188]

A bj would be the equivalent of a guillotine if given by this sabertooth.