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Hammock Parties
07-12-2012, 08:00 PM
Training camp is right around the corner. The foundation will be laid.

http://www.kcchiefsfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hermcamp_medium.jpg

Arrowhead will rise in August, and give us a peek at our new offense.

http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/3/r/3r3ikre4968qi3rq.jpg

Then we will host the Falcons and it will be time.

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Matt+Ryan+Kansas+City+Chiefs+v+Atlanta+Falcons+jWwhqrzmx9xl.jpg

Time to watch Jamaal Charles.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/WashingtonPost/Content/Production/Blogs/early-lead/Images/Chiefs_Lions_Football_0660f.jpg?uuid=CRTvVOLUEeCKBcEOwQfcZg

Time to watch Dwayne Bowe.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y20DUXuW1cg/TtY479vB6rI/AAAAAAAAByQ/NH-Qk7djsqc/s400/Dwayne-Bowe-Jump-e1322504885980-300x273.jpg

Time to watch Tamba Hali.

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2011/07/23/NFLs-best-Top-10-offensive-tackles-of-2011-TO87TDG-x-large.jpg

Time to watch Eric Berry.

http://i.imgur.com/XSwNx.jpg

Time to watch Derrick Johnson.

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/39/391432.jpg

Time to watch Jonathan Baldwin.

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/gallery/2011/NFL/2011%20NFL%20season/Week%2015/chiefs-packers4pg-vertical.jpg

Time to watch a sea of red rise to it's feet and do one thing.

http://mattsbucketlist.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/chiefs-ravens-playoff-game.jpg

Gentlemen, it is...












http://i.imgur.com/dc3RV.jpg

DO YOU BELIEVE?

http://cdn.lightgalleries.net/4bd5ec080bf97/images/football_chiefs_cassel_celebration-1.jpg

OnTheWarpath15
07-12-2012, 08:03 PM
ROFL

mcaj22
07-12-2012, 08:04 PM
lol, best thread

BossChief
07-12-2012, 08:07 PM
Thanks not a real cover, is it?

I lold.

Rain Man
07-12-2012, 08:07 PM
That's inspiring.

Pushead2
07-12-2012, 08:09 PM
YAWN

mlyonsd
07-12-2012, 08:10 PM
How can it be a season review before it even started? Shouldn't it be preview?

Hammock Parties
07-12-2012, 08:10 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I believe. We've got this season covered.

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/f112bbe956052c85736b156ae871acbd/l.jpg

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/59/9124cc395eba4b79b72f976ebbdd28c4/l.jpg

http://www.magazinesubscriptions.com/cover-image/warpaint-illustrated/

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/67/9dd0a867a47a4971b4133a9094c55a5b/l.jpg

http://www.acclaimpublisherservices.com/uploads/products/thumb/5962_1221205190.jpg

RealSNR
07-12-2012, 08:10 PM
One question:

Whose time is it?

Hammock Parties
07-12-2012, 08:11 PM
How can it be a season review before it even started? Shouldn't it be preview?

I didn't even notice that until now.

Is that a cover from the future?

Did Cassel die and go to heaven?

BossChief
07-12-2012, 08:14 PM
Is it a real cover?

It's pretty funny to miss such a huge typo in the title and have that crap as a banner for a picture of Cassel.

RealSNR
07-12-2012, 08:15 PM
The play card in that "heavenly Cassel" cover actually says this:

http://www.southafrica.to/transport/Airlines/images/brace-position.gif

Hammock Parties
07-12-2012, 08:16 PM
Is it a real cover?


http://i.imgur.com/Z192x.jpg

Ace Gunner
07-12-2012, 08:19 PM
hahahaha funny funny stuff Wendler

gblowfish
07-12-2012, 08:22 PM
I'd rather see Slappy Pistachio on the cover.

BossChief
07-12-2012, 08:30 PM
It's one thing to be thought of as a dumbass...

Hammock Parties
07-12-2012, 08:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RbSul.jpg

Thig Lyfe
07-12-2012, 08:35 PM
I believe the implication is that, like heaven, Matt Cassel's skills do not exist.

Johnny Vegas
07-12-2012, 08:38 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/h0xr31XbSOU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BossChief
07-12-2012, 08:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RbSul.jpg

His offense last year was pretty good in the second half of the season and we have a lot more talent.

ShowtimeSBMVP
07-12-2012, 08:48 PM
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L.A. Chieffan
07-12-2012, 09:22 PM
That is a pretty awesome cover tho

Hammock Parties
07-12-2012, 09:43 PM
Great covers from WPI history

http://i.imgur.com/4elxy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/pIBUm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HhSCY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EOP3c.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/w1t2C.jpg

Hammock Parties
07-12-2012, 09:47 PM
Haha. Someone made this.

http://i.imgur.com/iBFL6.jpg

Sorter
07-12-2012, 09:49 PM
Haha. Someone made this.

http://i.imgur.com/iBFL6.jpg

Lost. hard.

ThaVirus
07-12-2012, 09:55 PM
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Dammit I love me some Chiefs football!

kaplin42
07-12-2012, 09:56 PM
As long as Cassel is the QB, it's all just a countdown to disappointment.

Hammock Parties
07-12-2012, 10:24 PM
Fourth down...it's time to believe.

http://i.imgur.com/Yzicy.jpg

lcarus
07-12-2012, 11:39 PM
Fourth down...it's time to believe.

http://i.imgur.com/Yzicy.jpg

ROFL

lcarus
07-12-2012, 11:42 PM
As long as Cassel is the QB, it's all just a countdown to disappointment.

I'm in the belief that we can be a good team despite Cassel. A good team that will shit the bed in a playoff game against Pittsburgh 12-6

RealSNR
07-12-2012, 11:52 PM
I believe in Dustin. He's been given the shaft by the AFC for years now. He deserves recognition as one of the best punters.

Lechler's got the leg, but he's not Coffin Corner Colquitt

lcarus
07-13-2012, 12:05 AM
I believe in Dustin. He's been given the shaft by the AFC for years now. He deserves recognition as one of the best punters.

Lechler's got the leg, but he's not Coffin Corner Colquitt

Colquitt gets jewed in Madden annually as well. Give him more power already. And every punt that lands inside the ten bounces for a touchback, no matter how much arch I put on it. Fuck it I should just go for it on 4th. My auto generated QB, Lars Vanderjagt, is a beast anyway. Regardless of the stupid name that the game apparently generated from a late 80s RB and former Colts kicker.....

NJChiefsFan
07-13-2012, 12:10 AM
He has a shiny helmet atleast.

chiefs1111
07-13-2012, 12:51 AM
Fourth down...it's time to believe.

http://i.imgur.com/Yzicy.jpg

MVP

Hammock Parties
07-13-2012, 12:54 AM
Man, those clouds are just begging for a collage of Chiefs failures, past and present....Herm and Carl's heads, floating in the cumulo nimbus....

NJChiefsFan
07-13-2012, 12:59 AM
Man, those clouds are just begging for a collage of Chiefs failures, past and present....Herm and Carl's heads, floating in the cumulo nimbus....

There aren't enough clouds in the sky to show all the Chiefs failures.

bevischief
07-13-2012, 07:01 AM
ROFL

Frazod
07-13-2012, 07:15 AM
His offense last year was pretty good in the second half of the season and we have a lot more talent.

It really picked up when we got a real QB. The one we didn't bother resigning. :banghead:

Swanman
07-13-2012, 07:31 AM
I found it fitting that the pic of Hali showed him being held.

durtyrute
07-13-2012, 07:37 AM
Herm ruined Boomers career.

BigMeatballDave
07-13-2012, 07:39 AM
It really picked up when we got a real QB. The one we didn't bother resigning. :banghead:

Eh, Orton was content with holding a clipboard.

He bolted for Dallas and didn't even try to sign with anyone who might need a starter.

dallaschiefsfan
07-13-2012, 07:52 AM
Eh, Orton was content with holding a clipboard.

He bolted for Dallas and didn't even try to sign with anyone who might need a starter.

I disagree. He wanted to start...but didn't want it all to fall on his shoulders. With Romo under center, he's guaranteed 2-6 starts this year when Romo breaks something. He's hedging his bets.

Dayze
07-13-2012, 08:57 AM
so much win in this; especially as I scrolled down to the final picture in the OP

Dayze
07-13-2012, 09:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/w1t2C.jpg

LMAO

Hammock Parties
07-13-2012, 01:36 PM
I found it fitting that the pic of Hali showed him being held.

:evil:

Canofbier
07-13-2012, 02:52 PM
It really picked up when we got a real QB. The one we didn't bother resigning. :banghead:

Pretty sure he's talking about the Dolphins offense. If our fanbase has sunk to the point of jonesing for Orton, then we're already lost.

whoman69
07-13-2012, 03:56 PM
Had me until the final two pictures.

Tribal Warfare
07-13-2012, 04:00 PM
Great covers from WPI history

http://i.imgur.com/4elxy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/pIBUm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HhSCY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EOP3c.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/w1t2C.jpg

no player that shall not be named meme?

Pasta Little Brioni
07-13-2012, 04:14 PM
His offense last year was pretty good in the second half of the season and we have a lot more talent.

Yep, I've been saying it for months.

whoman69
07-13-2012, 06:39 PM
no player that shall not be named meme?

Mike Livingston?

Tribal Warfare
07-13-2012, 06:48 PM
Mike Livingston?

L in Elliot

O.city
07-13-2012, 06:52 PM
So when exactly does training camp start?

KCTitus
07-13-2012, 06:53 PM
Season 'review'? So do I have to pay 100 dollars to find out if we make the playoffs this year? Will Matt Cassel average more than 2.3yds per pass attempt?

Maybe someone can leak the 'review' to the planet so we can find out what happens.

whoman69
07-13-2012, 07:53 PM
L in Elliot

I knew that.

Tribal Warfare
07-13-2012, 08:21 PM
I knew that.

so you wanted me repeat it?

Mr. Flopnuts
07-13-2012, 09:33 PM
Tears over sit the Fuck down and believe. Tears.

Hammock Parties
07-13-2012, 09:54 PM
Tears over sit the Fuck down and believe. Tears.

The believe meme is going to be hot all season long.

I can't wait until we're 5-6 and need to run the table to win the division.

kaplin42
07-13-2012, 09:59 PM
I'm in the belief that we can be a good team despite Cassel. A good team that will shit the bed in a playoff game against Pittsburgh 12-6

100% agree. We can make it to playoffs, wouldn't be surprised if we made it this year, but then Captain Crap My Pants will go down like a $2 whore on Friday night.

Rasputin
07-14-2012, 01:42 AM
no player that shall not be named meme?

L in Elliot

I knew that.

so you wanted me repeat it?

JHC people we have to see the name Matt Cassel over and over again every fucking day. Let's get over the name Lynn fucking Eliot shall we? He is by far not the guy to screw over our franchise with 40 years of lacking the Super Bowl. I hate Matt Cassel more than I do Lynn Eliot. I hate Carl Peterson more than I hate Lynn Eliot. There has been only 3 quarterbacks since Lynn Dawson that were worth a damn. There is a plenty of players that have held us back or made bonehead plays that kept us out of winning in the playoffs. I can go on a huge rant of players and coaches that have fucked us over from winning in the playoffs let alone Lynn Eliot.

Nickel D
07-14-2012, 01:58 AM
It's...

OUR TIME

kcxiv
07-14-2012, 02:36 AM
i knew what the ending of the Original post would be, yet i still laughed. Haha, 4 star thread.

Hammock Parties
08-19-2012, 09:17 PM
It's time to believe...in our next superhero. LMAO

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/461381_514183905265416_1736162473_o.jpg

Direckshun
08-19-2012, 09:41 PM
How did you locate a cover from two months into the future?

Hammock Parties
10-03-2013, 06:38 PM
Time to get all cloudy with our QB again.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1265880_729472507069887_1921367807_o.jpg

Bearcat
10-03-2013, 06:40 PM
We're really sure this one is good this time.

Halfcan
10-03-2013, 06:42 PM
Do people still buy that crap?