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007
07-15-2012, 09:49 PM
You didn't hear about the new rule? If you bump a thread for any reason, you will be immediately permabanned.

So clay and fever got banned for bumping too much?

EDIT- was there an update to the bump thread or something I didn't hear about? Believe it or not I don't live and breathe the place.

luv
07-15-2012, 09:49 PM
So clay and fever got banned for bumping too much?

LMAO

Exactly.

Tombstone RJ
07-15-2012, 09:49 PM
hehehe! this place is almost as bad as the Omane... that being said, Tim Tebow!!

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 09:50 PM
You didn't hear about the new rule? If you bump a thread for any reason, you will be immediately permabanned.

And by bump, he means anything that's not on the first page.






And by first page, I mean anything I haven't clicked on since the last time I logged in.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-15-2012, 09:52 PM
So clay and fever got banned for bumping too much?

EDIT- was there an update to the bump thread or something I didn't hear about? Believe it or not I don't live and breathe the place.

Fever said the N word through filter evasion. Suicide by mod.

HUMONGOUS BONEREATER
07-15-2012, 09:52 PM
And by bump, he means anything that's not on the first page.






And by first page, I mean anything I haven't clicked on since the last time I logged in.
In one post I just undid everything you and the other mods spent the entire day doing.

Raiderhader
07-15-2012, 09:54 PM
I don't have the slightest ****ing idea who got banned or why at this point and I am not reading the entire thread to find out.


But if you were to read the thread, or even go back just a few pages and read from there, you would see why I find it funny. ;)

Rain Man
07-15-2012, 09:55 PM
I don't understand the whole to-do about being banned. I've been banned as much as anyone, and you don't see me crying about it.

Rain Man
07-15-2012, 09:55 PM
Wait a minute, sorry. I was mixing up being repped and being banned.

007
07-15-2012, 09:57 PM
But if you were to read the thread, or even go back just a few pages and read from there, you would see why I find it funny. ;)

I did go back one page and yes, it is funny in hindsight.

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 09:57 PM
In one post I just undid everything you and the other mods spent the entire day doing.

Byron Leftwich




no, wait...

007
07-15-2012, 09:57 PM
I don't understand the whole to-do about being banned. I've been banned as much as anyone, and you don't see me crying about it.

Now thats funny.

007
07-15-2012, 09:57 PM
LMAO

Exactly.

thanks luv.

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 09:58 PM
I did go back one page and yes, it is funny in hindsight.

It's 50/50.

luv
07-15-2012, 09:58 PM
It's 50/50.

True dat.

luv
07-15-2012, 09:59 PM
thanks luv.

Glad I could help. :D

Raiderhader
07-15-2012, 10:01 PM
I did go back one page and yes, it is funny in hindsight.


I wouldn't lie to you.

007
07-15-2012, 10:02 PM
It's 50/50.

Agree with that too.

Buehler445
07-15-2012, 10:18 PM
LOL. This shit is still going? My GOD I don't envy the mods.

007
07-15-2012, 10:20 PM
LOL. This shit is still going? My GOD I don't envy the mods.

Yeah, I was a MOD on another Chiefs board and got sick of that shit fast.

Bwana
07-15-2012, 10:22 PM
In one post I just undid everything you and the other mods spent the entire day doing.

Do not give a rats ass.

Gadzooks
07-15-2012, 10:24 PM
Who is this Dr. Johnny Fever, and why was he banned? (no need to reply, I just want to get banned for 2 weeks while I'm on vacation)

Raiderhader
07-15-2012, 10:25 PM
LOL. This shit is still going? My GOD I don't envy the mods.


My hat is off to them. Putting up with bullshit for FREE from a bunch of people enjoying FREE entertainment.

A lot of ingrates on this board.

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 10:25 PM
Who is this Dr. Johnny Fever, and why was he banned?

He is a Joey mult and was banned for spamming someone's user profile.

Gadzooks
07-15-2012, 10:30 PM
He is a Joey mult and was banned for spamming someone's user profile.

Spamming can be bad unless you can make a sangwich that resembles the below photograph:
http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spam5.jpg

Setsuna
07-15-2012, 10:30 PM
Byron Leftwich




no, wait...

That's nice. Shit all over the Jags. :cuss:

Bwana
07-15-2012, 10:31 PM
He is a Joey mult and was banned for spamming someone's user profile.

Well that was part of it, don't forget the part about him posting a shot of his meat stick and the twins. Who the fuck does that!? :spock:

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 10:31 PM
Spamming can be bad unless you can make a sangwich that resembles the below photograph:
http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spam5.jpg

I *love* spam. You should post that image 20 more times. I'll rep you for it. :D

Well that was part of it, don't forget the part about him posting a shot of his meat stick and the twins. Who the **** does that!? :spock:

LMFAO

Brock
07-15-2012, 10:31 PM
Spamming can be bad unless you can make a sangwich that resembles the below photograph:
http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spam5.jpg

You need to send in a nickel for that. These servers aren't free.

luv
07-15-2012, 10:33 PM
Well that was part of it, don't forget the part about him posting a shot of his meat stick and the twins. Who the **** does that!? :spock:

I missed cock and balls?

007
07-15-2012, 10:34 PM
Well that was part of it, don't forget the part about him posting a shot of his meat stick and the twins. Who the **** does that!? :spock:

WHAT? glad I missed that.:doh!:

Brock
07-15-2012, 10:34 PM
I missed cock and balls?

Probably a lot.

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 10:35 PM
Well that was part of it, don't forget the part about him posting a shot of his meat stick and the twins. Who the **** does that!? :spock:

http://cdn.thesandtrap.com/c/c2/1000x500px-LL-c28b345c_gleason_not_sure_if_serious.jpeg

burt
07-15-2012, 10:37 PM
I missed cock and balls?

I'll show ya mine......

Raiderhader
07-15-2012, 10:37 PM
Well that was part of it, don't forget the part about him posting a shot of his meat stick and the twins. Who the **** does that!? :spock:


Beerme did that? My God, this board never ceases to amaze me.

luv
07-15-2012, 10:38 PM
I'll show ya mine......

Go ahead and post em.

Brock
07-15-2012, 10:38 PM
Beerme did that? My God, this board never ceases to amaze me.

It wasn't very impressive.

luv
07-15-2012, 10:40 PM
It wasn't very impressive.

JFC, what all did I miss last night?

Bwana
07-15-2012, 10:40 PM
It wasn't very impressive.


Nope ---D

:shake:

Pablo
07-15-2012, 10:42 PM
LMAO

He posted a junk pic? That's interesting I suppose.

burt
07-15-2012, 10:43 PM
Go ahead and post em.

not showing EVERYONE!!!!!

Raiderhader
07-15-2012, 10:43 PM
It wasn't very impressive.


Heh. You can save me the gory details, really not that interested. Just mildly surprised he did it.

Now if you had told me gochiefs had done it, I wouldn't have given it a second thought.

Bwana
07-15-2012, 10:43 PM
Ok, I've done my work here for the night. :)

Ba-bye

Brock
07-15-2012, 10:43 PM
JFC, what all did I miss last night?

a small, grey haired, pimply dick.

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 10:44 PM
Heh. You can save me the gory details, really not that interested. Just mildly surprised he did it.

Now if you had told me gochiefs had done it, I wouldn't have given it a second thought.

Dude takes no pride in his man fur. Good camera though... you could even see the split ends.

luv
07-15-2012, 10:44 PM
not showing EVERYONE!!!!!

Secrets don't make friends.

luv
07-15-2012, 10:45 PM
Heh. You can save me the gory details, really not that interested. Just mildly surprised he did it.

Now if you had told me gochiefs had done it, I wouldn't have given it a second thought.

If GoChiefs had anything to show, I'm sure he would have.

Raiderhader
07-15-2012, 10:45 PM
Secrets don't make friends.


Actually in this case, they do.

Pablo
07-15-2012, 10:45 PM
Dude takes no pride in his man fur. Good camera though... you could even see the split ends.LOL

Surefire recipe for being banned. Racial slur plus cock pic usually does the trick.

Nzoner
07-15-2012, 10:45 PM
Well that was part of it, don't forget the part about him posting a shot of his meat stick and the twins. Who the **** does that!? :spock:

Glad I was shitfaced in a Columbia bar.

luv
07-15-2012, 10:46 PM
Actually in this case, they do.

LMAO

Frazod
07-15-2012, 10:46 PM
Here's an idea - rather than committing racist filter evasion, I think people who want to get banned should be able to buy a ban. Make a donation - $5 per month, for example. For that they'll get a complimentary I'M LEAVING FOREVER thread and at least three bleeding heart douches to cry about it.

Could be a gold mine for Kyle. :D

007
07-15-2012, 10:46 PM
LOL

Surefire recipe for being banned. Racial slur plus cock pic usually does the trick.

Does one even need the other?

Raiderhader
07-15-2012, 10:46 PM
Dude takes no pride in his man fur. Good camera though... you could even see the split ends.


By save me the details I did not mean break it down to the split ends play by play....

Mr. Flopnuts
07-15-2012, 10:47 PM
Tuna can.

Raiderhader
07-15-2012, 10:48 PM
If GoChiefs had anything to show, I'm sure he would have.


Did not stop Beerme, to hear it told.

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 10:48 PM
Tuna can.

Girth counts for something... right?

luv
07-15-2012, 10:50 PM
Girth counts for something... right?

It's not the size, but what you do with it, that matters. *snickers*

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 10:51 PM
It's not the size, but what you do with it, that matters. *snickers*

And posting it on the internet is one of those things?

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 10:52 PM
We need a lady's opinion in term of vaginal stimulation.

Seems like we just got one in the post above yours.

Thankfully... I have been blessed with both length (slightly above average) and girth (I can get friction on a pickle jar)... so this is a topic that is completely foreign to me.

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 10:53 PM
I would like to nominate this thread for the HoC, if that's okay with pointless process created by the make believe committee.

Pablo
07-15-2012, 10:54 PM
I would like to nominate this thread for the HoC, if that's okay with pointless process created by the make believe committee.LMAO

The Anti-Academy approves.

007
07-15-2012, 10:56 PM
Seems like we just got one in the post above yours.

Thankfully... I have been blessed with both length (slightly above average) and girth (I can get friction on a pickle jar)... so this is a topic that is completely foreign to me.

Note to self, never ask for pickles at pr_capone's house.

luv
07-15-2012, 10:56 PM
And posting it on the internet is one of those things?

I'm gonna go with no.

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 10:57 PM
Note to self, never ask for pickles at pr_capone's house.

LMFAO

Buehler445
07-15-2012, 11:03 PM
A bunch of dudes and one chick talking about cock and balls?

Bullshit.

More titties. Now!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-original-files/bookmarklet_uploaded/2009-02-04-boobs6.jpg

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 11:06 PM
A bunch of dudes and one chick talking about cock and balls?

Bullshit.

More titties. Now!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-original-files/bookmarklet_uploaded/2009-02-04-boobs6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4zrcq.gif

luv
07-15-2012, 11:07 PM
A bunch of dudes and one chick talking about cock and balls?

Bullshit.

More titties. Now!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-original-files/bookmarklet_uploaded/2009-02-04-boobs6.jpg

You had to go and ruin it for me? C'mon! This never happens!

Buehler445
07-15-2012, 11:10 PM
You had to go and ruin it for me? C'mon! This never happens!

Had to be done. Seriously. It's cock and balls. And we're dudes.

http://healthhabits.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/scarlett-johansson-breasts.jpg

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 11:16 PM
Had to be done. Seriously. It's cock and balls. And we're dudes.

http://healthhabits.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/scarlett-johansson-breasts.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8zdTx.gif

Gadzooks
07-15-2012, 11:20 PM
All of this talk about SPAM has inspired me to replicate the sangwich on the can.
Do you guys think this was grilled smoked or oven baked?
http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spam5.jpg

Replicating the below picture on the can would be easier since it would only require the addition of cloves:
http://mitchieville.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/spam.jpg

The Hickory Smoked SPAM is just too easy, Fry an egg and slice up some SPAM.
http://store.spam.com/ASSETS/EAA4DE4A9B104128B1A751E4D20CC035/spamHicorysmoke.png

I’ll save experiments with this bad boy until the fall:
http://store.spam.com/ASSETS/FF2EE51807CE428F885114456959B361/spamOvenroastedturkey.png

These intrigue me with possibilities:
http://store.spam.com/ASSETS/EBEBB282A17541CABD9E82D0706D2D65/6810.jpg
http://delimiter.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/spam.jpg
http://store.spam.com/ASSETS/3E0C77473BB2475EBD02A7FA4B83B78A/6831.jpg
http://www.hubbardjordancreative.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spamHotandspicy.png

Gadzooks
07-15-2012, 11:22 PM
I owe the server $1.80

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 11:24 PM
All of this talk about SPAM has inspired me to replicate the sangwich on the can.
Do you guys think this was grilled smoked or oven baked?
http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spam5.jpg

Replicating the below picture on the can would be easier since it would only require the addition of cloves:
http://mitchieville.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/spam.jpg

The Hickory Smoked SPAM is just too easy, Fry an egg and slice up some SPAM.
http://store.spam.com/ASSETS/EAA4DE4A9B104128B1A751E4D20CC035/spamHicorysmoke.png

Iíll save experiments with this bad boy until the fall:
http://store.spam.com/ASSETS/FF2EE51807CE428F885114456959B361/spamOvenroastedturkey.png

These intrigue me with possibilities:
http://countrystore.tabasco.com/images/06996-original.jpg
http://store.spam.com/ASSETS/EBEBB282A17541CABD9E82D0706D2D65/6810.jpg
http://delimiter.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/spam.jpg
http://store.spam.com/ASSETS/3E0C77473BB2475EBD02A7FA4B83B78A/6831.jpg
http://www.hubbardjordancreative.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spamHotandspicy.png

The tabasco spam is actually really good and I'm not even a fan of tabasco. I saw the turkey spam at the store today and almost pulled the trigger. Cheese spam was just ok.

Original spam is the best though. I cut two slices (somewhat generous), fry two eggs, slice of american cheese. Absolutely delicious.

Gadzooks
07-15-2012, 11:31 PM
The tabasco spam is actually really good and I'm not even a fan of tabasco. I saw the turkey spam at the store today and almost pulled the trigger. Cheese spam was just ok.

Original spam is the best though. I cut two slices (somewhat generous), fry two eggs, slice of american cheese. Absolutely delicious.

I've never ingested SPAM. I think Bully Beef is the closest I've gotten to it. (It may be a regional thing, but Bully Beef has nothing to do with human Bullies)

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 11:34 PM
I've never ingested SPAM. I think Bully Beef is the closest I've gotten to it. (It may be a regional thing, but Bully Beef has nothing to do with humans)

corned beef hash is fucking awesome as well. Do yourself a favor though... spend the $3 and try spam just the once.

Gadzooks
07-15-2012, 11:38 PM
Do yourself a favor.
LMAO - I will while on vacation and will be sure to report back with plenty of pictures

jspchief
07-15-2012, 11:56 PM
I missed cock and balls?

Anyone who's ever read beerme's posts knows he has no balls.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-16-2012, 12:31 AM
Spam is good, boobs are better

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZvAsWDo6_ys/TrPgtX5jGyI/AAAAAAAACUI/dsA8AkoYlqY/s1600/boob.jpg

crazycoffey
07-16-2012, 01:38 AM
It has changed. Its Kyle's board though but money talks. Don't like the way things are being ran? Don't donate.

Fuck clay, fuck Phil and fuck kyle

SPchief
07-16-2012, 01:39 AM
You had to go and ruin it for me? C'mon! This never happens!

Come on, you know you like the tatas. I know you've lost weight and want to show them off.

|Zach|
07-16-2012, 01:40 AM
**** clay, **** Phil and **** kyle

Feeling a lil powerless right now?

SPchief
07-16-2012, 01:40 AM
And we're off

crazycoffey
07-16-2012, 01:41 AM
I like how you guys act like its so ambiguous that anyone can get banned at any moment because there's not a legal document that clearly describes what's right and wrong.

"so if I bump a thread, will I get banned?"

"so if I post too many pics, I'll get banned?"

"so if I say 'peyton manning' do I get banned?"

"its all just so confusing what the actual rule is!"

You people piss and moan because you can't find the line in the sand, but the reality is you have a fucking Sahara's worth of sand to cross before it's going to be an issue.

And the most offensive part is the way you all act like you're too stupid to figure it out on your own. If you honestly are that dense, then you don't stand a chance around here anyway, and you won't add anything of value to the board.

Stop trying to be clever with your "this is all too complicated to be fair" act. If you think its not fair get the fuck out. Otherwise shut your flapping labia and live with what's worked for the last 10 years.

Be careful, making sense can blow up in your face....

SPchief
07-16-2012, 01:41 AM
Lets get this bitch to 1000. FUCK frankie's mom.

crazycoffey
07-16-2012, 01:46 AM
And we're off


Just trying to help. Course I'm not as powerful as zouche...

SPchief
07-16-2012, 01:48 AM
Just trying to help. Course I'm not as powerful as zouche...
You just have a badge right?

|Zach|
07-16-2012, 01:48 AM
Just trying to help. Course I'm not as powerful as zouche...

You should write someone here a ticket.

SPchief
07-16-2012, 01:49 AM
Spam is good, boobs are better

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZvAsWDo6_ys/TrPgtX5jGyI/AAAAAAAACUI/dsA8AkoYlqY/s1600/boob.jpg

Good lord, those will hit the ground by the time she's thirty.

crazycoffey
07-16-2012, 01:51 AM
You should write someone here a ticket.

For a sporting event, or a rock concert? Fuck it, both for everyone.

AustinChief
07-16-2012, 02:14 AM
Good lord, those will hit the ground by the time she's thirty.

Good Lord man, who dates women over 30??? Seems like it'd be someone else's problem... :D

AustinChief
07-16-2012, 02:15 AM
Fuck clay, fuck Phil and fuck kyle

hey what the hell did I do? I'm just the slum lord, I don't work here.

SPchief
07-16-2012, 02:18 AM
Good Lord man, who dates women over 30??? Seems like it'd be someone else's problem... :D

This is the most awesome post I think I've ever seen you post.

crazycoffey
07-16-2012, 02:22 AM
hey what the hell did I do? I'm just the slum lord, I don't work here.

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" is what I read. Thanks wizard. Oz is a marry 'ol land....

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-16-2012, 02:23 AM
Lets get this bitch to 1000. FUCK frankie's mom.


There is one solution to getting any thread to 1k....




Moar boobs



http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/scarlett_woody_boobs.jpg

luv
07-16-2012, 06:44 AM
Come on, you know you like the tatas. I know you've lost weight and want to show them off.

I may have lost weight, but that doesn't mean I look good yet. And even if I did, while I like my tatas, the answer is no.

HemiEd
07-16-2012, 07:25 AM
Well that was too bad.

Fire Me Boy!
07-16-2012, 07:48 AM
I may have lost weight, but that doesn't mean I look good yet. And even if I did, while I like my tatas, the answer is no.

Boooo.

Fairplay
07-16-2012, 07:59 AM
Someone give me cliff notes of this thread. I'm late in the game.

HemiEd
07-16-2012, 08:08 AM
Someone give me cliff notes of this thread. I'm late in the game.

Bunch of drama. I think Beerme may have located some good shit.

Sofa King
07-16-2012, 08:10 AM
Someone give me cliff notes of this thread. I'm late in the game.

Beer me raped phobia's cat and things have kinda escalated from there.

Fairplay
07-16-2012, 08:13 AM
So did beerme get banned?

Sofa King
07-16-2012, 08:19 AM
So did beerme get banned?

He lost his password.

Nzoner
07-16-2012, 08:26 AM
Bunch of drama. I think Beerme may have located some good shit.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FQ5ob9B9yD4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Omaha
07-16-2012, 09:06 AM
I know we just met but.............


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fWNaR-rxAic" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You'll use any excuse to post that song....

HemiEd
07-16-2012, 09:48 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FQ5ob9B9yD4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ROFL :thumb:

May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
may nothing but happiness come through your door!

Don't take life so seriously!
DANCE

KS Smitty
07-16-2012, 01:58 PM
Beer me raped phobia's cat and things have kinda escalated from there.

I thought it was phobia's rooster that got raped.

Bearcat
07-16-2012, 02:01 PM
So, what happened?

HemiEd
07-16-2012, 02:16 PM
So, what happened?

Thigwhatever got banned after repeatedly continuing the same violations.

SR and Beerme took exception to it, and became martyrs, which may have been due to overindulgence. ( some of us hope)

SPchief
07-16-2012, 02:20 PM
So really, what happened?

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 02:32 PM
:eek:

WHAT IN THE FLYING ****??????!!!!!

Why would he do this shit when he knew I was out of town?


GAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :deevee:

Frazod
07-16-2012, 02:37 PM
:eek:

WHAT IN THE FLYING ****??????!!!!!

Why would he do this shit when he knew I was out of town?


GAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :deevee:

Yeah we missed you and Gonzo during this whole mess.

cabletech94
07-16-2012, 02:39 PM
:eek:

WHAT IN THE FLYING ****??????!!!!!

Why would he do this shit when he knew I was out of town?


GAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :deevee:

was wondering what was up with that.

me and beery had been comparing worst royals of all time. i went to bed, next thing i know......boom went the dyno-mite!!!!

Bwana
07-16-2012, 02:42 PM
:eek:

WHAT IN THE FLYING ****??????!!!!!

Why would he do this shit when he knew I was out of town?


GAHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :deevee:

Oh, he will be back, so we need you to make him cut his own switch and bring it back to you. You know what to do from there.

:D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G0wiHJ7WHzY/S6zOgCTVgwI/AAAAAAAAJkk/xrTjvNfYXnM/s1600/spank.jpg (http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/sylvester-stallones-son-dies-which-star-had-the-most-troubled-kid/question-2801771/)

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 02:43 PM
Yeah we missed you and Gonzo during this whole mess.

Well, there wasn't much that I could do about it. I was in Shitburg, KS getting drunk and singing karaoke at a redneck bar.

Bearcat
07-16-2012, 02:43 PM
Gonzo should be able to recover the twig and berries pics for you.

cabletech94
07-16-2012, 02:44 PM
Well, there wasn't much that I could do about it. I was in Shitburg, KS getting drunk and singing karaoke at a redneck bar.

are you kidding?

Bwana
07-16-2012, 02:47 PM
Gonzo should be able to recover the twig and berries pics for you.

True, but I hope they have a big monitor, if you catch my drift. :eek:

---D

Frazod
07-16-2012, 02:49 PM
Well, there wasn't much that I could do about it. I was in Shitburg, KS getting drunk and singing karaoke at a redneck bar.

Ah, welcome to my world - I'm married to a karaoke crackhead. Did you sing well?

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 02:49 PM
Oh, he will be back, so we need you to make him cut his own switch and bring it back to you. You know what to do from there.

:D


Screw that... I'm just going to put him on ignore. :harumph:

Gonzo should be able to recover the twig and berries pics for you.

:hmmm: I didn't get those... Gonzo did. :D

Phobia
07-16-2012, 02:52 PM
Well, there wasn't much that I could do about it. I was in Shitburg, KS getting drunk and singing karaoke at a redneck bar.
That sounds way more entertaining than explaining stupid crap to internet retards 1000x like I did with my weekend.

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 02:53 PM
are you kidding?

No. LMAO

Ah, welcome to my world - I'm married to a karaoke crackhead. Did you sing well?

I'm not big on karaoke but I already had 3 shots of Tequila in me and I said 'wth'. I guess I did ok. A group of 20 somethings at the bar invited me to sing "Love Shack" with them. ROFL

Gonzo
07-16-2012, 02:56 PM
Singing Love Shack is code for gang bang, apparently.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-16-2012, 02:56 PM
A bunch of dudes and one chick talking about cock and balls?

Bullshit.

More titties. Now!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-original-files/bookmarklet_uploaded/2009-02-04-boobs6.jpg

And the mornin sun is shinin like a red rubber ball!

Frazod
07-16-2012, 02:57 PM
I'm not big on karaoke but I already had 3 shots of Tequila in me and I said 'wth'. I guess I did ok. A group of 20 somethings at the bar invited me to sing "Love Shack" with them. ROFL

Yeah, after 15 years of karaoke, I'd pretty much like to hunt down and slowly kill everybody involved in the creation of that song. :#

I keep hoping she'll get sick of it, but she never does. :banghead:

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 03:00 PM
Singing Love Shack is code for gang bang, apparently.

Oh, here we go! I went to a bar without you, had a few guys hit on me, and now I was gang banged. :rolleyes:

SPchief
07-16-2012, 03:04 PM
heh

Gonzo
07-16-2012, 03:04 PM
Oh, here we go! I went to a bar without you, had a few guys hit on me, and now I was gang banged. :rolleyes:

Oh you were at a bar???

I thought you guys were singing karaoke at the family picnic, (being from KS and all).







Incest jokes, funny since 1866.

cabletech94
07-16-2012, 03:05 PM
No. LMAO



I'm not big on karaoke but I already had 3 shots of Tequila in me and I said 'wth'. I guess I did ok. A group of 20 somethings at the bar invited me to sing "Love Shack" with them. ROFL

pittsburg?


faces?

Fire Me Boy!
07-16-2012, 03:05 PM
Oh, here we go! I went to a bar without you, had a few guys hit on me, and now I was gang banged. :rolleyes:

Well, technically, you didn't say whether or not you joined them in "singing Love Shack". So right now, I'd say you were just invited to a gang bang.

cabletech94
07-16-2012, 03:05 PM
Oh you were at a bar???

I thought you guys were singing karaoke at the family picnic, (being from KS and all).







Incest jokes, funny since 1866.

reported

Mr. Flopnuts
07-16-2012, 03:06 PM
So who was used as the shack?

Mr. Flopnuts
07-16-2012, 03:06 PM
Baaaaaaayyyyyyybbbeeeeeeeeee!

Gonzo
07-16-2012, 03:07 PM
Well, technically, you didn't say whether or not you joined them in "singing Love Shack". So right now, I'd say you were just invited to a gang bang.

Se always gets the Gang Bang invites while I'm stuck at home, watching the kid.
I haven't been to a good gang bang since Flopnuts rolled through Omaha a year ago.

Gonzo
07-16-2012, 03:08 PM
[/B]

reported

Oh noes.

Fing Nazimods will get me now...

Wait a minute.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 03:08 PM
Love Shack.... stuck.... in head... now..... FUCK :cuss::cuss::cuss:

DAMN YOU LUMPY

cabletech94
07-16-2012, 03:10 PM
Oh noes.

Fing Nazimods will get me now...

Wait a minute.

so were you guys in pittsburg, or not?

f'ing nazimods!!!!!! for the win!!!!:)

Fire Me Boy!
07-16-2012, 03:11 PM
Love Shack.... stuck.... in head... now..... **** :cuss::cuss::cuss:

DAMN YOU LUMPY

TIIIIINNNN ROOF!! Rusted.

Gonzo
07-16-2012, 03:11 PM
Love Shack.... stuck.... in head... now..... **** :cuss::cuss::cuss:

DAMN YOU LUMPY

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/leohcvmf8kM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 03:11 PM
FWIW, I was the only chick in there that didn't have black teeth. I can't help that they thought I was perty. LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
07-16-2012, 03:11 PM
Se always gets the Gang Bang invites while I'm stuck at home, watching the kid.
I haven't been to a good gang bang since Flopnuts rolled through Omaha a year ago.

Love shack baaaaaaybeeeeeeee!!!








































Love shack baby!

Gonzo
07-16-2012, 03:12 PM
so were you guys in pittsburg, or not?

f'ing nazimods!!!!!! for the win!!!!:)

Nope, I was home...

She was at the gang bang in some little shitburg town southeast of Wichita.

Sofa King
07-16-2012, 03:13 PM
I thought it was phobia's rooster that got raped.

Oh that makes more sense. It's a cock reference, i get it.

Yeah we missed you and Gonzo during this whole mess.

No shit. I actually thought to myself, "Hey self, where are those 2 douchebags Lumpy and Mr. Lumpy? They'd really kick this thread up a notch."




Singing Love Shack is code for gang bang, apparently.

No. LMAO



I'm not big on karaoke but I already had 3 shots of Tequila in me and I said 'wth'. I guess I did ok. A group of 20 somethings at the bar invited me to sing "Love Shack" with them. ROFL


So I'm training to get my Karaoke license.

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 03:13 PM
Love Shack.... stuck.... in head... now..... **** :cuss::cuss::cuss:

DAMN YOU LUMPY

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!!!

Gonzo
07-16-2012, 03:14 PM
FWIW, I was the only chick in there that didn't have black teeth. I can't help that they thought I was perty. LMAO

Black teeth? Well, at least they had some teeth for a change.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 03:15 PM
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!!!

:#

cabletech94
07-16-2012, 03:15 PM
Nope, I was home...

She was at the gang bang in some little shitburg town southeast of Wichita.

that's where i'm at. also when she said in her post of the ladies w/ the black teeth. yup, that's where i'm @.

i am. disappoint.

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 03:16 PM
Black teeth? Well, at least they had some teeth for a change.

KS = black teeth
NE = no teeth

That's how it goes, baby. ;)

cabletech94
07-16-2012, 03:17 PM
KS = black teeth
NE = no teeth

That's how it goes, baby. ;)

there's a reason we're called the meth capital of seks!:banghead:

Gonzo
07-16-2012, 03:21 PM
Gang Bangs, Meth and 80's pop...

Life is good.

Ok, gotta get back to work. See you all in a few days.

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 03:23 PM
Gang Bangs, Meth and 80's pop...

Life is good.

Ok, gotta get back to work. See you all in a few days.

LMAO I need to get back to work, too.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-16-2012, 03:31 PM
Fuck Lumpy. You weren't 2 hours from me. If you really wanted to make Gonzo jealous, you should've called me. Remember that look in his eyes last summer from behind the curtains? It was almost like it was out of a movie.

By the way, what nazi mod changed the thread title?

crazycoffey
07-16-2012, 03:32 PM
Its about time it became official....

Mr. Flopnuts
07-16-2012, 03:34 PM
Its about time it became official....

I am The People's Mod.

mr. tegu
07-16-2012, 03:34 PM
Its about time it became official....

ROFL

Nzoner
07-16-2012, 04:30 PM
That sounds way more entertaining than explaining stupid crap to internet retards 1000x like I did with my weekend.

I seriously don't know which godforsaken route I'd take if I had to choose.

Mosbonian
07-16-2012, 05:10 PM
I am The People's Mod.

So who's David Otunga to your John Laurinitis?

Phobia
07-16-2012, 05:11 PM
I seriously don't know which godforsaken route I'd take if I had to choose.
I have heard there are people who find cutting themselves to be therapeutic. And now I understand completely.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 05:55 PM
I assume beerme didn't realize his act of supreme sacrifice came with a big kick me sign stapled to his ass. LMAO

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-16-2012, 06:00 PM
Somewhere Johnny, Joey, and SportsRacer sit in a room screaming PEYTON MANNING at the top of thier lungs whilst playing Russian Roulette.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 06:05 PM
Somewhere Johnny, Joey, and SportsRacer sit in a room screaming PEYTON MANNING at the top of thier lungs whilst playing Russian Roulette.

I hope Thigtard wins. I actually like the other two.

Bowser
07-16-2012, 06:05 PM
IF you see some faded jeans on the side of the road
It's just fifteen minutes to LUUUUMMMMPEEEEEE......

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-16-2012, 06:06 PM
I hope Thigtard wins. I actually like the other two.

I don't mind em. They all committed CP suicide though.

CHENZ A!
07-16-2012, 06:18 PM
What happened? I was gone. just curious. Cliffs notes please.

Phobia
07-16-2012, 06:23 PM
What happened? I was gone. just curious. Cliffs notes please.

Thig Lyfe begged to come off a month-long ban and reverted to old behaviors 10 days later so he got kicked. Then beerme got a little liquored up (presumably) and started this thread in protest for Thig. After he didn't get a favorable reaction he posted the N-bomb with spaces in order to circumvent the filter.

So here's where we stand:
Beerme comes back in 5 days.
Thig Lyfe gets to come back for the regular season opener.
Joey gets to come back never.

Planetman
07-16-2012, 06:25 PM
Thig Lyfe begged to come off a month-long ban and reverted to old behaviors 10 days later so he got kicked. Then beerme got a little liquored up (presumably) and started this thread in protest for Thig. After he didn't get a favorable reaction he posted the N-bomb with spaces in order to circumvent the filter.

So here's where we stand:
Beerme comes back in 5 days.
Thig Lyfe gets to come back for the regular season opener.
Joey gets to come back never.
I love cliff notes.

Bowser
07-16-2012, 06:25 PM
Thig Lyfe begged to come off a month-long ban and reverted to old behaviors 10 days later so he got kicked. Then beerme got a little liquored up (presumably) and started this thread in protest for Thig. After he didn't get a favorable reaction he posted the N-bomb with spaces in order to circumvent the filter.

So here's where we stand:
Beerme comes back in 5 days.
Thig Lyfe gets to come back for the regular season opener.
Joey gets to come back never.

Does Joey know this? I'm pretty sure he's convinced that he's coming back any day now.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 06:25 PM
All Joey did was threaten to kill Zach, right? I mean, seriously, who hasn't wanted to do that at one point or another? :shrug:

CoMoChief
07-16-2012, 06:25 PM
Thig Lyfe begged to come off a month-long ban and reverted to old behaviors 10 days later so he got kicked. Then beerme got a little liquored up (presumably) and started this thread in protest for Thig. After he didn't get a favorable reaction he posted the N-bomb with spaces in order to circumvent the filter.

So here's where we stand:
Beerme comes back in 5 days.
Thig Lyfe gets to come back for the regular season opener.
Joey gets to come back never.

What's the n bomb? nuclear bomb?

cabletech94
07-16-2012, 06:26 PM
All Joey did was threaten to kill Zach, right? I mean, seriously, who hasn't wanted to do that at one point or another? :shrug:

wait, there's a zach?:D

BigMeatballDave
07-16-2012, 06:27 PM
What's the n bomb? nuclear bomb?

Seriously?

Bearcat
07-16-2012, 06:28 PM
Does Joey know this? I'm pretty sure he's convinced that he's coming back any day now.

Steve Howe thinks he's coming back soon?

crazycoffey
07-16-2012, 06:28 PM
What's the n bomb? nuclear bomb?


Some how related to Nigerians is what Zachary said.

Planetman
07-16-2012, 06:31 PM
Lets face it, Joey had a worse shelf life than a gallon of milk when it comes to CP.

CHENZ A!
07-16-2012, 06:32 PM
Thig Lyfe begged to come off a month-long ban and reverted to old behaviors 10 days later so he got kicked. Then beerme got a little liquored up (presumably) and started this thread in protest for Thig. After he didn't get a favorable reaction he posted the N-bomb with spaces in order to circumvent the filter.

So here's where we stand:
Beerme comes back in 5 days.
Thig Lyfe gets to come back for the regular season opener.
Joey gets to come back never.

That's just weird man. I can't understand grown men acting like this. Why can't people just have fun with this place? I mean you can pretty much do whatever you want.. you can post vulgar or offensive shit pretty much all you want. You can insult people, look at boobs, get good recipes, no subject is taboo.... etc. Just chill the fuck out, and don't be a douche.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 06:34 PM
That's just weird man. I can't understand grown men acting like this. Why can't people just have fun with this place? I mean you can pretty much do whatever you want.. you can post vulgar or offensive shit pretty much all you want. You can insult people, look at boobs, get good recipes, no subject is taboo.... etc. Just chill the fuck out, and don't be a douche.

I think calling them grown men imparts waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much credit.

Phobia
07-16-2012, 06:39 PM
Does Joey know this? I'm pretty sure he's convinced that he's coming back any day now.

I guess maybe if Kyle replaces every single moderator on the team there's a chance. But I'm nearly certain he's torched every bridge he ever had here.

Bwana
07-16-2012, 06:58 PM
I assume beerme didn't realize his act of supreme sacrifice came with a big kick me sign stapled to his ass. LMAO

I don't think after draining NUMEROUS beers, he was thinking about that. :D


http://www.sheabrewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Living-Room-Floor-6.jpg

CoMoChief
07-16-2012, 06:59 PM
Seriously?

LMAO

Rain Man
07-16-2012, 07:02 PM
Back in the old days, when people got banned we would all fly there and beat them up and burn down their house and sell their families into Arab servitude. If you ask me, chiefsplanet has gotten too soft.

Raiderhader
07-16-2012, 07:05 PM
Ah, welcome to my world - I'm married to a karaoke crackhead. Did you sing well?


Some where on this board is a picture of you singing karaoke in a KC bar.


Fat Bottomed Girls was the song if I remember correctly.

CHENZ A!
07-16-2012, 07:06 PM
I think calling them grown men imparts waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much credit.

Maybe, I've never met any of those guys personally. I thought Thig Life was a funny dude most of the time, beer me was ok in the Royals threads, and Joey had his moments too. I understand the banning though, I mean there really aren't that many rules to follow here in the first place and I think the ones that exist are pretty reasonable. I don't post a whole lot, but usually check the site at least once a day(except for weekends), so I miss a lot of stuff.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 07:07 PM
Some where on this board is a picture of you singing karaoke in a KC bar.


Fat Bottomed Girls was the song if I remember correctly.

That wasn't it. I only sing stuff I can sing well, and I can't sing like Freddy.

Raiderhader
07-16-2012, 07:10 PM
That wasn't it. I only sing stuff I can sing well, and I can't sing like Freddy.


I don't know. But I do remember that song being performed that night. Seems like there was 3 or 4 members up on stage for it.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 07:12 PM
I don't know. But I do remember that song being performed that night. Seems like there was 3 or 4 members up on stage for it.

I don't sing in groups.

Raiderhader
07-16-2012, 07:17 PM
I don't sing in groups.


Well damn it, you were up on the stage singing at one point in time. I was there and there is picture evidence of it. Don't know what song but, it happened.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 07:20 PM
Well damn it, you were up on the stage singing at one point in time. I was there and there is picture evidence of it. Don't know what song but, it happened.

Probably the Eagles. I can sing anything Frey does, and some of the Henley stuff.

cabletech94
07-16-2012, 08:05 PM
I don't think after draining NUMEROUS beers, he was thinking about that. :D


http://www.sheabrewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Living-Room-Floor-6.jpg

this pic looks like my dads garage. except there'd by about 2,000,000 times as many cans.

and they'd be natty light.:banghead:

lewdog
07-16-2012, 08:15 PM
I wonder if beerme was even drunk? I thought I remember him posting somewhere that he was only 3 beers deep when he got banned.

Bwana
07-16-2012, 08:37 PM
I wonder if beerme was even drunk? I thought I remember him posting somewhere that he was only 3 beers deep when he got banned.

Dude, if that was "3 beers" I would hate to see him after a 6 pack. :eek: I have to call bullshit on the 3 beers. (At least I hope so)

Phobia
07-16-2012, 08:46 PM
Dude, if that was "3 beers" I would hate to see him after a 6 pack. :eek: I have to call bullshit on the 3 beers. (At least I hope so)

I could see it. He's an emoter - like so many other people who just go silly when they perceive an injustice. There are a few of them who would do that on zero beers. Simply Red is another one and he's stone cold sober for at least a year AFAIK.

jspchief
07-16-2012, 08:53 PM
Gonzo should be able to recover the twig and berries pics for you.

10:1 says beerme already pm'd that pic to her in the past.

BigRedChief
07-16-2012, 09:27 PM
Simply Red is another one and he's stone cold sober for at least a year AFAIK.Multiple years.

Mods, who screwed up the new title for the thread..... It's......

***OFFICIAL***

3 stars not 4. :)

luv
07-16-2012, 09:28 PM
Multiple years.

Mods, who screwed up the new title for the thread..... It's......

***OFFICIAL***

3 stars not 4. :)

I've always used 4.

pr_capone
07-16-2012, 09:30 PM
All Joey did was threaten to kill Zach, right? I mean, seriously, who hasn't wanted to do that at one point or another? :shrug:

LMAO

Gonzo
07-16-2012, 10:12 PM
Somewhere Johnny, Joey, and SportsRacer sit in a room screaming PEYTON MANNING at the top of thier lungs whilst playing Russian Roulette.

LMAO

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 10:12 PM
10:1 says beerme already pm'd that pic to her in the past.

Nothing gets by you...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t5SmpGUyxU4/TtKB0Z2HXQI/AAAAAAAAANw/sacG7eVhS70/s1600/Twigs%2Band%2BBerries.jpg

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 10:13 PM
LMAO

LMAO

LMAO

Nzoner
07-16-2012, 10:26 PM
That wasn't it. I only sing stuff I can sing well, and I can't sing like Freddy.

Neither can Paul Rodgers and those dumb bastards took him on tour with Queen. :shake:

Frazod
07-16-2012, 10:27 PM
Neither can Paul Rodgers and those dumb bastards took him on tour with Queen. :shake:

Much like Alien 3 and Indiana Jones 4, Queen with Paul Rodgers does not exist in my universe. :harumph:

Bwana
07-16-2012, 10:33 PM
I could see it. He's an emoter - like so many other people who just go silly when they perceive an injustice. There are a few of them who would do that on zero beers. Simply Red is another one and he's stone cold sober for at least a year AFAIK.

Yeah I know SR is like that, but I wasn't sure about the good Dr.

Nzoner
07-16-2012, 10:37 PM
Yeah I know SR is like that, but I wasn't sure about the good Dr.

Can mods read others pm's?

pr_capone
07-16-2012, 10:40 PM
Can mods read others pm's?

Yes but it takes a dick ton of work on the server side of things to do so.

Phobia
07-16-2012, 10:45 PM
Can mods read others pm's?

Mods? Probably not. But Kyle and anybody else with root access and a ton of back-end experience could dig deep and read through them if they were incredibly bored. To answer your question, there's nothing on the front-end that makes reading PM's possible but it's not impossible. It's impractical and unlikely to say the least.

Phobia
07-16-2012, 10:46 PM
Was that answer technically proficient enough for you, PR or did I type something that is going to set you off again?

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 10:54 PM
Can mods read others pm's?

Gonzo can read mine, but only because he knows my password.

Frazod
07-16-2012, 10:57 PM
Gonzo can read mine, but only because he knows my password.

Do you know his?

I mean, do you ever do any phantom moderating behind his back? :D

Nzoner
07-16-2012, 10:58 PM
Mods? Probably not. But Kyle and anybody else with root access and a ton of back-end experience could dig deep and read through them if they were incredibly bored. To answer your question, there's nothing on the front-end that makes reading PM's possible but it's not impossible. It's impractical and unlikely to say the least.

Thanks

Phobia
07-16-2012, 11:02 PM
Gonzo can read mine, but only because he knows my password.

LMAO Btw, our bed was "extra firm" twice last night, but I'm not about to post THAT on the bed thread. So, yeah... giggity! :)

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 11:07 PM
Do you know his?

I mean, do you ever do any phantom moderating behind his back? :D

I do, but I never log in under his acct. I am forbidden to go into the dark, secret mod area. Which is fine by me. He said it's just filled w/ naked pics of Bea Arthur and midget porn. So I guess it's not much different than the pic lounge on here, (or pr's hard drive). :)

pr_capone
07-16-2012, 11:08 PM
Was that answer technically proficient enough for you, PR or did I type something that is going to set you off again?

You are to technical proficiency what I am to dog ramps.

Congrats... you are making progress. :thumb:


I do, but I never log in under his acct. I am forbidden to go into the dark, secret mod area. Which is fine by me. He said it's just filled w/ naked pics of Bea Arthur and midget porn. So I guess it's not much different than the pic lounge on here, (or pr's hard drive). :)

MUST HAVE ACCESS

Frazod
07-16-2012, 11:09 PM
I do, but I never log in under his acct. I am forbidden to go into the dark, secret mod area. Which is fine by me. He said it's just filled w/ naked pics of Bea Arthur and midget porn. So I guess it's not much different than the pic lounge on here, (or pr's hard drive). :)

Well, just remember, if you ever get really, really pissed at him, you know who to e-mail that password to. :titus:

pr_capone
07-16-2012, 11:10 PM
Well, just remember, if you ever get really, really pissed at him, you know who to e-mail that password to. :titus:

After the Bea Arthur porn, eh?

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 11:11 PM
LMAO Btw, our bed was "extra firm" twice last night, but I'm not about to post THAT on the bed thread. So, yeah... giggity! :)

:eek: Didn't I leave that as a rep message for you?

That's not cool to post it on the board, buddy. :harumph:

Frazod
07-16-2012, 11:11 PM
After the Bea Arthur porn, eh?

Uh...... uh......

scrambles desperately to insert nude images of Adrienne Barbeau into his wounded psyche :banghead:

Phobia
07-16-2012, 11:14 PM
:eek: Didn't I leave that as a rep message for you?
No.
That's not cool to post it on the board, buddy. :harumph:
You didn't have to out yourself.

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 11:15 PM
Uh...... uh......

scrambles desperately to insert nude images of Adrienne Barbeau into his wounded psyche :banghead:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6zH7tdatQUA/SfYIFh_0pdI/AAAAAAAAFEo/4W1_Pf-unPs/s400/bea-arthur1.jpg

Frazod
07-16-2012, 11:16 PM
Jesus, wasn't Love Shack enough? :deevee:

Phobia
07-16-2012, 11:18 PM
You are to technical proficiency what I am to dog ramps.

Congrats... you are making progress. :thumb:


You're forgetting that I spent the 90's as a well-compensated network consultant. I'm not communication illiterate but I'm certain you could run circles around me considering I've been out of IT more than a decade. That said, the physical layer and TCP/IP hasn't changed much. I could probably dust off the resume, cram for a few weeks, and land myself a decent IT job if I were interested in that profession any longer.

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 11:19 PM
No.

You didn't have to out yourself.

:hmmm: I must have been drinking that night. Where'd you find that gem? I could have sworn that was sent to you in a rep comment.

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 11:20 PM
Jesus, wasn't Love Shack enough? :deevee:

Nope. :D

Phobia
07-16-2012, 11:21 PM
:hmmm: I must have been drinking that night. Where'd you find that gem? I could have sworn that was sent to you in a rep comment.

Wasn't sent to me. I think you sent it to sofa king. I'll dump these posts if you are really worried about it but I don't think you are because you're smart enough to ignore it and just send me a PM if it really bothered you.

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 11:26 PM
Wasn't sent to me. I think you sent it to sofa king. I'll dump these posts if you are really worried about it but I don't think you are because you're smart enough to ignore it and just send me a PM if it really bothered you.

Oh, that's right. I sent it to him. :doh!:

Meh. I don't care if it's on here. I was just busting your balls. I just saw that and knew that I had sent it to someone. Wait a sec... how did you get that? :hmmm:

Sneaky mods are sneaky! LMAO

Phobia
07-16-2012, 11:35 PM
I was just demonstrating how we can't read PM's.

pr_capone
07-16-2012, 11:40 PM
You're forgetting that I spent the 90's as a well-compensated network consultant. I'm not communication illiterate but I'm certain you could run circles around me considering I've been out of IT more than a decade. That said, the physical layer and TCP/IP hasn't changed much. I could probably dust off the resume, cram for a few weeks, and land myself a decent IT job if I were interested in that profession any longer.

I'm not forgetting. It's just that I don't care. You being a well compensated network consultant back in the 90's is about as relevant to our friendly banter yesterday as the guy that tells me that he knows what he is doing on Windows 7 or Server 2008 R2 because he was MCSE certified on Win 95.

It also has no bearing on you using bandwidth as reasoning for a rule. I agree that there is no single good reason for someone to post 20 images in a single thread. It bother's the **** out of me when someone in authority uses misinformation to justify actions... not that you needed justification to begin with. Even though it is not specifically addressed in the FAQ of the board... everyone with half a mind understands that it is just spam.

It bothers me even more when authority refuses to acknowledge that they used misinformation to justify their action (again with the understanding that you didn't need justification to begin with) and insists on finding some way to be right. I'm sure you can understand why that would be a sore point for me.

PS - I thought we already hugged this shit out in the other thread. I've got to go to work tomorrow morning and I have a big day in front of me but I can spare an hour or so to duke this out with you some more if you really want to. I'm pretty sure I have said my peace but if you really want to do this...

Lumpy
07-16-2012, 11:41 PM
I was just demonstrating how we can't read PM's.

Lumpy = http://www.typeanimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Guinea-Pig-02-300x262.jpg

listopencil
07-16-2012, 11:49 PM
What the hell is going on in here?

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-16-2012, 11:50 PM
LMAO Btw, our bed was "extra firm" twice last night, but I'm not about to post THAT on the bed thread. So, yeah... giggity! :)


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cSpBf252zDg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

listopencil
07-16-2012, 11:52 PM
By the way, a friend sent me some of this stuff:

http://www.goingoutmiami.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/New-Fireball-shot1.jpg


Loving it.

Phobia
07-17-2012, 12:03 AM
I'm not forgetting. It's just that I don't care. You being a well compensated network consultant back in the 90's is about as relevant to our friendly banter yesterday as the guy that tells me that he knows what he is doing on Windows 7 or Server 2008 R2 because he was MCSE certified on Win 95.

It also has no bearing on you using bandwidth as reasoning for a rule. I agree that there is no single good reason for someone to post 20 images in a single thread. It bother's the **** out of me when someone in authority uses misinformation to justify actions... not that you needed justification to begin with. Even though it is not specifically addressed in the FAQ of the board... everyone with half a mind understands that it is just spam.

It bothers me even more when authority refuses to acknowledge that they used misinformation to justify their action (again with the understanding that you didn't need justification to begin with) and insists on finding some way to be right. I'm sure you can understand why that would be a sore point for me.

PS - I thought we already hugged this shit out in the other thread. I've got to go to work tomorrow morning and I have a big day in front of me but I can spare an hour or so to duke this out with you some more if you really want to. I'm pretty sure I have said my peace but if you really want to do this...

I'm not above criticism or being wrong. I think we're on the same page with the technical aspect of how images are delivered to the client. I wish you'd just listen to me with regard to my reasoning and intent. The bandwidth issue was just one of the reasons for the rule and the LAST one I invoked at that. I do know how it works and so do a lot of other people. If I'm going to try to slip one past somebody, I'll do better than that. But you read that one response from me and latched onto it like you caught me in some kind of lie. I probably didn't do an exemplary job of communicating the issue and maybe I even overemphasized - but I'm not trying to pull the wool over the eyes of 10,000 people who read this board when I'm well-aware than a very large percentage of our membership are IT professionals. I'm stupid but I'm not a mouth-breathing imbecile.

Lumpy
07-17-2012, 12:34 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/29/35d7ad82-191d-447a-b963-a81ae5877799.jpg

pr_capone
07-17-2012, 01:01 AM
I understand what is happening now.

You are coming from a place where you believe I am calling you a liar and accusing you of using bandwidth as justification for the rule despite you knowing better.

I am actually coming from the position where the only reasonable... erm, reason, that you would bring up bandwidth for hotlinking images on the board is that you really and truly believed that hotlinked images were actually taking up bandwidth on the board. To fan the flames, as soon as I said something, your argument morphed to include the bandwidth on the user end (which is still a ridiculous position), then to strictly to images hosted on the server. Seeing as the incident that sparked this whole conversation was due to images hosted outside of CP, surely you can understand why I would not immediately think... oh shit, he must be strictly and only talking about images hosted on CP.

If it makes you feel any better, I was never accusing you of being a liar... only ignorant of how image hosting worked and it's impact on CP's server load. That said, it isn't a valid reason even if it were an issue on the host side seeing as the spam can image is pretty damn small. If bandwidth were really an issue of note, then the pictures sub-forum should be done away with because that HAS to be the single biggest hog of bandwidth on the board save for gameday threads. Either that or simply disallow image uploading and encourage users to use outside hosting like imgur or the link.

Reasoning, intent, and it being the last reason you invoked aside, Thig's spam can post isn't going to create the tiniest of blips on server load even if it had been hosted on CP. In fact, I would argue that our little back and forth here has burned up more bandwidth than Thig's spam can posts did. The entire bandwidth argument is ridiculous.... again stating that you did not need to proffer this entire line of reasoning as a justification as you did not need one to begin with.

Can we be done with this now or shall continue going back and forth like bulldogs and ****wits?

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-17-2012, 01:28 AM
I understand what is happening now.

You are coming from a place where you believe I am calling you a liar and accusing you of using bandwidth as justification for the rule despite you knowing better.

I am actually coming from the position where the only reasonable... erm, reason, that you would bring up bandwidth for hotlinking images on the board is that you really and truly believed that hotlinked images were actually taking up bandwidth on the board. To fan the flames, as soon as I said something, your argument morphed to include the bandwidth on the user end (which is still a ridiculous position), then to strictly to images hosted on the server. Seeing as the incident that sparked this whole conversation was due to images hosted outside of CP, surely you can understand why I would not immediately think... oh shit, he must be strictly and only talking about images hosted on CP.

If it makes you feel any better, I was never accusing you of being a liar... only ignorant of how image hosting worked and it's impact on CP's server load. That said, it isn't a valid reason even if it were an issue on the host side seeing as the spam can image is pretty damn small. If bandwidth were really an issue of note, then the pictures sub-forum should be done away with because that HAS to be the single biggest hog of bandwidth on the board save for gameday threads. Either that or simply disallow image uploading and encourage users to use outside hosting like imgur or the link.

Reasoning, intent, and it being the last reason you invoked aside, Thig's spam can post isn't going to create the tiniest of blips on server load even if it had been hosted on CP. In fact, I would argue that our little back and forth here has burned up more bandwidth than Thig's spam can posts did. The entire bandwidth argument is ridiculous.... again stating that you did not need to proffer this entire line of reasoning as a justification as you did not need one to begin with.

Can we be done with this now or shall continue going back and forth like bulldogs and ****wits?


Pr Wins


http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1058/236985-flawlessvictory_large.jpg

Phobia
07-17-2012, 02:13 AM
I'm reading all that in the morning. Wow. That one post cost AC like $.000000327. Maybe you could be a little less verbose with the ADHD guy and just drop some more GFY's.

crazycoffey
07-17-2012, 02:59 AM
Pr Wins


http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1058/236985-flawlessvictory_large.jpg

Winning a retard race is important to retards. Retard might be too strong a word. Nerd is certainly too soft. But this place blows someways.

|Zach|
07-17-2012, 03:24 AM
Maybe, I've never met any of those guys personally. I thought Thig Life was a funny dude most of the time, beer me was ok in the Royals threads, and Joey had his moments too. I understand the banning though, I mean there really aren't that many rules to follow here in the first place and I think the ones that exist are pretty reasonable. I don't post a whole lot, but usually check the site at least once a day(except for weekends), so I miss a lot of stuff.

Lets fight about it.

Rausch
07-17-2012, 03:27 AM
Lumpy = http://www.typeanimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Guinea-Pig-02-300x262.jpg

She's constantly getting eaten by Panamanians?...

Sofa King
07-17-2012, 07:45 AM
Wasn't sent to me. I think you sent it to sofa king. I'll dump these posts if you are really worried about it but I don't think you are because you're smart enough to ignore it and just send me a PM if it really bothered you.

LMAO

I KNEW i saw that somewhere.

btw i think I'm changing my password. You keep posting stuff with my account that i just don't agree with. My password will no longer be twinkletwinkle869... it will now be supermegaawesomeninja5000!

Sofa King
07-17-2012, 07:47 AM
Oh, that's right. I sent it to him. :doh!:

Meh. I don't care if it's on here. I was just busting your balls. I just saw that and knew that I had sent it to someone. Wait a sec... how did you get that? :hmmm:

Sneaky mods are sneaky! LMAO

I sent you a rep calling you a whore. I apologize about that. I thought you were sending that particular rep to everyone.

Knowing that you only sent it to me and he poached it makes me feel special again.

Sofa King
07-17-2012, 07:52 AM
I'm stupid but I'm not a mouth-breathing imbecile.

sig

Nzoner
07-17-2012, 07:55 AM
sig

Isn't there a rule somewhere about too many sigs?


















:D

Predarat
07-17-2012, 07:58 AM
Back in the old days, when people got banned we would all fly there and beat them up and burn down their house and sell their families into Arab servitude. If you ask me, chiefsplanet has gotten too soft.

I want to go back to those days.

Sofa King
07-17-2012, 08:28 AM
Isn't there a rule somewhere about too many sigs?


















:D



That rule doesn't apply if the sigs are hilarious and taken out of context.

CHENZ A!
07-17-2012, 09:26 AM
Lets fight about it.

Soccer sucks dick you foot fairy!

frankotank
07-17-2012, 11:01 AM
I'm stupid but I'm not a mouth-breathing imbecile.

HEY! :cuss:
what the hell's wrong with breathing thru yer mouth!?!

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3703/midgetclownsonofab.jpg

pr_capone
07-17-2012, 12:55 PM
I'm reading all that in the morning. Wow. That one post cost AC like $.000000327. Maybe you could be a little less verbose with the ADHD guy and just drop some more GFY's.

tl;dr version for those afflicted with ADHD.

http://i.imgur.com/EFZbL.jpg

frankotank
07-17-2012, 01:19 PM
tl;dr version for those afflicted with ADHD.

http://i.imgur.com/EFZbL.jpg

ROFL

You're not gonna let this one go are ya!

http://imagecache6.allposters.com/LRG/36/3671/1SXCF00Z.jpg

Lumpy
07-17-2012, 01:28 PM
I sent you a rep calling you a whore. I apologize about that. I thought you were sending that particular rep to everyone.

Knowing that you only sent it to me and he poached it makes me feel special again.

It's not the first time you've called me that in a rep comment, (IIRC). LMAO Apology accepted. I just got my douchebags confused and couldn't remember who got that message. :p

crazycoffey
07-17-2012, 01:44 PM
It's not the first time you've called me that in a rep comment, (IIRC). LMAO Apology accepted. I just got my douchebags confused and couldn't remember who got that message. :p

Do you think this belongs here or in a new thread?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFSDDLWLayg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Plea from joey to come back when thig comes back.

Bearcat
07-17-2012, 01:51 PM
And don't call me Shirley.

Lumpy
07-17-2012, 01:53 PM
Do you think this belongs here or in a new thread?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFSDDLWLayg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Plea from joey to come back when thig comes back.

ROFL Fucking Joey.

A new thread would be better if he wants more of a reaction.

However, he could have done better...

1) Camera angle - bad (I hurt my neck)

2) Camera balance - bad (I got dizzy)

3) Kids talking in background - bad (that's just... mkay?)

4) "Ball So Hard" shirt - bad (where's the Wolf shirt?!)

5) "Chiefs Planet" tattoo - Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu! ROFL