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Dr. Johnny Fever
07-14-2012, 11:33 PM
Peyton Manning.


If you're going to ban me please make it permanent. I don't need to log in a week from now and and find I just got a slap on the wrist. If you're going to stand for something then stand for it.

If I never talk to you guys again then I had fun while it lasted.

|Zach|
07-14-2012, 11:35 PM
Drama queen.

pr_capone
07-14-2012, 11:35 PM
NO, I AM SPARTACUS!

lcarus
07-14-2012, 11:36 PM
Don't. I enjoy you being here.

Dr. Johnny Fever
07-14-2012, 11:36 PM
Drama queen.

Thank you sweetie.

Bwana
07-14-2012, 11:37 PM
Peyton Manning.


If you're going to ban me please make it permanent. I don't need to log in a week from now and and find I just got a slap on the wrist. If you're going to stand for something then stand for it.

If I never talk to you guy again then I had fun while it lasted.

LMAO

Jesus, how many have you had?

http://policelink.monster.com/nfs/policelink/attachment_images/0052/0121/iStock_000000249032XSmall_crop380w.jpg?1262528807

TrebMaxx
07-14-2012, 11:37 PM
:facepalm:

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:37 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-5749-458d.jpg

Dr. Johnny Fever
07-14-2012, 11:38 PM
LMAO

Jesus, how many have you had?

http://policelink.monster.com/nfs/policelink/attachment_images/0052/0121/iStock_000000249032XSmall_crop380w.jpg?1262528807

3. Not even close. Ban me forever Bwana.

lewdog
07-14-2012, 11:39 PM
In before buzzkill Phobia makes his appearance.

Hammock Parties
07-14-2012, 11:39 PM
keep posting, we need to run this into the ground before phil busts his nut and gets back on the computer

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:40 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-57d9-26e3.jpg

DeezNutz
07-14-2012, 11:40 PM
This is just the intraweb.

Bwana
07-14-2012, 11:40 PM
3. Not even close. Ban me forever Bwana.

Not beer huh? A brush with the Crow?

http://www.whiskeywise.com/images/Old-Crow-Bourbon.jpg

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:40 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-57e6-40d8.jpg

Frazod
07-14-2012, 11:40 PM
LMAO

Jesus, how many have you had?

http://policelink.monster.com/nfs/policelink/attachment_images/0052/0121/iStock_000000249032XSmall_crop380w.jpg?1262528807

Not as many as SR. Did you see the psycho crap he dumped on me? Good God. :shake:

Setsuna
07-14-2012, 11:41 PM
Johnny...think of lumpy. She'll be devastated for weeks!

Hammock Parties
07-14-2012, 11:41 PM
Phil hasn't posted in an hour. Must be some awesome sex.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-14-2012, 11:42 PM
Peyton Manning.


If you're going to ban me please make it permanent. I don't need to log in a week from now and and find I just got a slap on the wrist. If you're going to stand for something then stand for it.

If I never talk to you guys again then I had fun while it lasted.

I love this plan, I'm excited to be a part of it


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3OOF0FpKiYk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



Oh and Peyton Manning

Dr. Johnny Fever
07-14-2012, 11:42 PM
Would it help if I said nigger? I hate that word but if we're going to ban people lets ban then for something real.

Bye guys.

:)

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:43 PM
Phil hasn't posted in an hour. Must be some awesome sex.

Heard a rumor that he broke his hip while doing hip thrusters

Bwana
07-14-2012, 11:43 PM
Not as many as SR. Did you see the psycho crap he dumped on me? Good God. :shake:

Heh, there is indeed something in the water tonight. I guess the whole Friday the 13th voo-doo crap, came a night late? :hmmm:

pr_capone
07-14-2012, 11:43 PM
Would it help if I said ****er? I hate that word but if we're going to ban people lets ban then for something real.

Bye guys.

:)

you would need to bypass the filter. try putting spaces between the letters

lewdog
07-14-2012, 11:43 PM
I know we just met but.............


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fWNaR-rxAic" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:43 PM
Would it help if I said ****er? I hate that word but if we're going to ban people lets ban then for something real.

Bye guys.

:)

Fuck shit cock balls

Dr. Johnny Fever
07-14-2012, 11:44 PM
Johnny...think of lumpy. She'll be devastated for weeks!

She knows how to get ahold of me.

Hammock Parties
07-14-2012, 11:44 PM
Did anyone see the new Katy Perry movie?

Is it worth seeing her tits on the big screen?

Frazod
07-14-2012, 11:45 PM
Would it help if I said ****er? I hate that word but if we're going to ban people lets ban then for something real.

Bye guys.

:)

Dude, if you want to go, just go. The I'M LEAVING FOREVER thread isn't even required.

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:45 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-590b-1ce5.jpg

Dr. Johnny Fever
07-14-2012, 11:45 PM
[quote=pr_capone;8741459] WOW, you win. :facepalm:

Frazod
07-14-2012, 11:45 PM
:facepalm:

pr_capone
07-14-2012, 11:45 PM
Did anyone see the new Katy Perry movie?

Is it worth seeing her tits on the big screen?

no

but probably yes

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:46 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-5962-b10e.jpg

|Zach|
07-14-2012, 11:47 PM
What a sad man.

Dr. Johnny Fever
07-14-2012, 11:47 PM
Dude, if you want to go, just go. The I'M LEAVING FOREVER thread isn't even required.

Want to go.... no. Thig being banned for nothing but Peyton Manning and the like is just stupid though. If that's how it is now then I should go too.

Frazod
07-14-2012, 11:48 PM
Want to go.... no. Thig being banned for nothing but Peyton Manning and the like is just stupid though. If that's how it is now then I should go too.

Well, I'm sure you just got your wish. Tell MTG I said hi. :shake:

DeezNutz
07-14-2012, 11:48 PM
WTF, man? Just go delete that shit and move on. Seriously?

Hammock Parties
07-14-2012, 11:48 PM
Thanks.

reported.

lewdog
07-14-2012, 11:49 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TZ5fZTRTb_s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

|Zach|
07-14-2012, 11:50 PM
Want to go.... no. Thig being banned for nothing but Peyton Manning and the like is just stupid though. If that's how it is now then I should go too.

You are doing a good job of leaving by staying here and babbling like a drunken bitch.

RealSNR
07-14-2012, 11:50 PM
Lol. I thought the Thig Lyfe ban was dumb too, but I'm not going to leave forever.

Christ. Delete your nigger post and calm down.

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:51 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-5a6a-e071.jpg


For you Fever

lewdog
07-14-2012, 11:51 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iEeMJgV75nQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-14-2012, 11:52 PM
http://fearless-selling.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bush_doing_it_wrong.jpg


Just post Peyton Manning over and over, or maybe LJS pics

pr_capone
07-14-2012, 11:52 PM
Thanks pr.

OK see ya lol.

http://i.imgur.com/jM7Kf.jpg

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:54 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-5b30-33e7.jpg

Phobia
07-14-2012, 11:54 PM
Want to go.... no. Thig being banned for nothing but Peyton Manning and the like is just stupid though. If that's how it is now then I should go too.

I don't think you have a clue what happened with Thig but if you want to take his word for it and throw yourself on the sword, I think Bwana will do his job and grant your wish.

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:57 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-5bf3-a0ef.jpg



You don't smile like that silly animal

lcarus
07-14-2012, 11:58 PM
I'm gonna go grab a Gatorade and some cigarettes. What flavor of Gatorade should I get? I wanna get a good flavor so when I get back I can enjoy my sports drink and see what happened with Dr. Johnny Fever and this thread.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-14-2012, 11:58 PM
Who the fuck is gonna start the Royals game threads now?

In58men
07-14-2012, 11:59 PM
I'm gonna go grab a Gatorade and some cigarettes. What flavor of Gatorade should I get? I wanna get a good flavor so when I get back I can enjoy my sports drink and see what happened with Dr. Johnny Fever and this thread.

I like the blue kind myself. It's quite tasty.

Phobia
07-14-2012, 11:59 PM
Lol. I thought the Thig Lyfe ban was dumb too, but I'm not going to leave forever.

Thig was allowed back from a ban out of the goodness of Bwana's heart 10 days ago. Then he proceeded to do the same crap. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261362&page=3
Read posts 169 and 173.

Christ. Delete your ****er post and calm down.
I was hoping he would. He didn't.

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 12:00 AM
I'm gonna go grab a Gatorade and some cigarettes. What flavor of Gatorade should I get? I wanna get a good flavor so when I get back I can enjoy my sports drink and see what happened with Dr. Johnny Fever and this thread.
He's already been banned.

Oh, and grape. Get grape. Luv agrees.

Hammock Parties
07-15-2012, 12:01 AM
So I went to the beach today with a bunch of people from my school for a weekend trip. However, before I get into what happened, I need to backtrack a bit.

For the last 4 months, I had been working out really hard and went tanning everyday so I would look my best at the beach today. When I would tan, I would stand in the tanning bed for 10 minutes, plug in my ear phones, and blast my Ipod. I soon realized standing still was kind of boring, so I would beat off in the tanning bed as I stood there. I did this everyday for four months straight. No big deal, right?

So today at the beach, I was with all my buddies, and one girl who I've had a huge crush on all year. We had some beers, played touch football, overall a good time. So anyways, later on I decide to lay down on a beach chair, with the sun beaming down on me, put on my IPOD, and close my eyes, just enjoying relaxing out on the beach. When suddenly, without realizing what I was doing, I began beating off. It was as if on some subconscious level I was masturbating, as it became such a force of habit these past four months of glaring light and heat blasting at me as I listened to my IPOD. It was as if I was in some other world, not aware of my surroundings, and doing something simply out of habit, like giving a dog a treat every time he sits. So here I was, eyes closed, my dick completely out, jerking off in front of everybody at the beach in the middle of the day.

With my eyes closed, I couldn't see the horrified looks of the men and women around me as they couldn't believe what was going on, and with my IPOD blasting, I couldn't hear the crying of children who stood idly by as their innocence was now lost as they saw a grown man jerking off in front of them. It wasn't until I blew my load that I opened my eyes, and saw a crowd of people behind me, including all my friends and my crush, disgusted at what they just saw, and screaming for me to leave.

I was ready to get the heck out of their but before I could leave, the beach patrol arrested me. My parents were forced to bail me out. I've been notified that I've been kicked out of school, and will have to move back with my parents, where I will have to register as a sex offender. I don't where else to turn. I am asking for your support during this difficult time in my life.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2012, 12:02 AM
Is he leaving forever?

If so at least let him start a thread

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 12:02 AM
Thig was allowed back from a ban out of the goodness of Bwana's heart 10 days ago. Then he proceeded to do the same crap. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261362&page=3
Read posts 169 and 173.


I was hoping he would. He didn't.
Can I ask what his first ban was for?

BossChief
07-15-2012, 12:03 AM
Why does this place all of a sudden have a lot of people getting banned for basically nothing?

Power trip planet?

lcarus
07-15-2012, 12:03 AM
So I went to the beach today with a bunch of people from my school for a weekend trip. However, before I get into what happened, I need to backtrack a bit.

For the last 4 months, I had been working out really hard and went tanning everyday so I would look my best at the beach today. When I would tan, I would stand in the tanning bed for 10 minutes, plug in my ear phones, and blast my Ipod. I soon realized standing still was kind of boring, so I would beat off in the tanning bed as I stood there. I did this everyday for four months straight. No big deal, right?

So today at the beach, I was with all my buddies, and one girl who I've had a huge crush on all year. We had some beers, played touch football, overall a good time. So anyways, later on I decide to lay down on a beach chair, with the sun beaming down on me, put on my IPOD, and close my eyes, just enjoying relaxing out on the beach. When suddenly, without realizing what I was doing, I began beating off. It was as if on some subconscious level I was masturbating, as it became such a force of habit these past four months of glaring light and heat blasting at me as I listened to my IPOD. It was as if I was in some other world, not aware of my surroundings, and doing something simply out of habit, like giving a dog a treat every time he sits. So here I was, eyes closed, my dick completely out, jerking off in front of everybody at the beach in the middle of the day.

With my eyes closed, I couldn't see the horrified looks of the men and women around me as they couldn't believe what was going on, and with my IPOD blasting, I couldn't hear the crying of children who stood idly by as their innocence was now lost as they saw a grown man jerking off in front of them. It wasn't until I blew my load that I opened my eyes, and saw a crowd of people behind me, including all my friends and my crush, disgusted at what they just saw, and screaming for me to leave.

I was ready to get the heck out of their but before I could leave, the beach patrol arrested me. My parents were forced to bail me out. I've been notified that I've been kicked out of school, and will have to move back with my parents, where I will have to register as a sex offender. I don't where else to turn. I am asking for your support during this difficult time in my life.

This is like the origin story of a Batman villain.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2012, 12:04 AM
Why does this place all of a sudden have a lot of people getting banned for basically nothing?

Power trip planet?

Peyton Manning

Fish
07-15-2012, 12:04 AM
Wow Dramaplanet. The menstrual cycles have all lined up around here. WTF?

In58men
07-15-2012, 12:06 AM
I got banned for sticking up for Joey lol.


A brotha was jus tryna help a homie

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 12:07 AM
I got banned for sticking up for Joey lol.


A brotha was jus tryna help a homieWhale dung

DeezNutz
07-15-2012, 12:07 AM
The Royals couldn't break noonan, but Bwana could.

Adding to the legend...

Frazod
07-15-2012, 12:08 AM
Cybercide over Thigtard. Wow. That's like blowing your brains out because 7-11 was out of M&Ms.

Dylan
07-15-2012, 12:10 AM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/6/11/21/anigif_enhanced-buzz-5265-1339464341-1.gif

Hitting the poor cat like that.

What happened? I never know what is going on.

Phobia
07-15-2012, 12:12 AM
Cybercide over Thigtard. Wow. That's like blowing your brains out because 7-11 was out of M&Ms.

/thread

|Zach|
07-15-2012, 12:12 AM
Cybercide over Thigtard. Wow. That's like blowing your brains out because 7-11 was out of M&Ms.

I don't eat a lot of sweets but I adore m&m's.

Yum.

Bwana
07-15-2012, 12:14 AM
The Royals couldn't break noonan, but Bwana could.

Adding to the legend...

Oh, he broke himself and didn't leave me with much choice, which sucks, because he seems like a decent guy. He will be back though and I hope he leaves the 18 pack in the fridge next time. :doh!:

Phobia
07-15-2012, 12:15 AM
Why does this place all of a sudden have a lot of people getting banned for basically nothing?

Power trip planet?

A bunch of people? Like who?

For "basically nothing".

Accusing the mod team of a power trip would qualify under "basically nothing", right? You obviously don't feel like you're in any danger of being banned so it looks like you've just answered your own questions.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2012, 12:15 AM
You're cool BeerMe, but damn...

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3787584+_0a6e3bd1f9d88e169795acdf58dd97ee.jpg

DeezNutz
07-15-2012, 12:16 AM
Oh, he broke himself and didn't leave me with much choice, which sucks, because he seems like a decent guy. He will be back though and I hope he leaves the 18 pack in the fridge next time. :doh!:

Yep. "One of those nights," apparently.

Hammock Parties
07-15-2012, 12:17 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ZoQ0o.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/6928_143893421556_61888_n.jpg

Phobia
07-15-2012, 12:18 AM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/6/11/21/anigif_enhanced-buzz-5265-1339464341-1.gif

Hitting the poor cat like that.

What happened? I never know what is going on.

Noonan bypassed a filter dropping a nasty racial slur in protest over Thig Lyfe being banned apparently. Didn't leave any wiggle room or take advantage of encouragement from bystanders to remove it.

Hammock Parties
07-15-2012, 12:18 AM
I don't eat a lot of sweets but I adore m&m's.

Yum.

Switch to Diet M&Ms

lcarus
07-15-2012, 12:19 AM
Ok, I didn't get a Gatorade. Got a Full Throttle instead. WHat'd I miss?

In58men
07-15-2012, 12:20 AM
He's.....he's.......he's gone.


Old yeller is gone pa

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2012, 12:20 AM
Ok, I didn't get a Gatorade. Got a Full Throttle instead. WHat'd I miss?

Did you get the grape Swisher Sweets?

Phobia
07-15-2012, 12:21 AM
Yep. "One of those nights," apparently.

It's not much different than the dude for whom the lounge is named currently. Madmax used to tie one on and come on here raising all kinds of hell a couple times a year. Then he'd come back embarrassed the next day and apologize gracefully. Two top-notch guys who just got carried away now and then. It happens. I'm sure Noonan will take responsibility and come back in a week.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 12:23 AM
What the fuck is going on?

Dylan
07-15-2012, 12:25 AM
Noonan bypassed a filter dropping a nasty racial slur in protest over Thig Lyfe being banned apparently. Didn't leave any wiggle room or take advantage of encouragement from bystanders to remove it.

Thank you for the explanation, Phobia...

Bwana
07-15-2012, 12:25 AM
What the **** is going on?

Cramps, lots of cramps.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 12:26 AM
Cramps, lots of cramps.

In that case:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GGuhZvO1DKg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I have no fucking clue what I am doing right now.

lcarus
07-15-2012, 12:26 AM
It's not much different than the dude for whom the lounge is named currently. Madmax used to tie one on and come on here raising all kinds of hell a couple times a year. Then he'd come back embarrassed the next day and apologize gracefully. Two top-notch guys who just got carried away now and then. It happens. I'm sure Noonan will take responsibility and come back in a week.

It reminds me of when he went off on Luv and whoever else for the dad posting the picture of his daughter. That shit went on and on and on, and I'm sure beerme felt bad the next day. Ya know...like most intoxicated people usually do after a night of saying shit they wouldn't normally say.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 12:27 AM
Says he's banned now. Ah.

In58men
07-15-2012, 12:30 AM
It reminds me of when he went off on Luv and whoever else for the dad posting the picture of his daughter. That shit went on and on and on, and I'm sure beerme felt bad the next day. Ya know...like most intoxicated people usually do after a night of saying shit they wouldn't normally say.

I fucking love Matt Cassel.

Bwana
07-15-2012, 12:31 AM
In that case:

<IFRAME height=315 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GGuhZvO1DKg" frameBorder=0 width=420 allowfullscreen></IFRAME>

I have no ****ing clue what I am doing right now.

Well you'll fit right the fuck in around here tonight then.

lcarus
07-15-2012, 12:31 AM
I fucking love Matt Cassel.

Yeah I'd father his children.

BossChief
07-15-2012, 12:33 AM
A bunch of people? Like who?

For "basically nothing".

Accusing the mod team of a power trip would qualify under "basically nothing", right? You obviously don't feel like you're in any danger of being banned so it looks like you've just answered your own questions.

You know what?

I value my role in this community enough that I don't care to continue this.

I will, however, share what endeared me (and many others) to this community in the first place...

The fact that there was almost no line that hadn't already been crossed and that with the moderation being so light that it made the conversations colorful and dynamic.

It just seems like every time I log on nowadays, somebody is getting the axe and it's usually for piddly stuff that seeminy used tomake this place unique.

I've said my piece.

Have a good night.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 12:33 AM
Well you'll fit right the **** in around here tonight then.

Sounds great.

lcarus
07-15-2012, 12:35 AM
I've spent basically my whole night on this forum. I played one game of Madden and raped the Chargers 28-0, but other than that, I haven't done a damn thing but hang around here. On a Saturday night. I'm such a loser lol.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 12:36 AM
Don't piss off a mod, don't be an ignorant tool, don't be an idiot who evades the filter and don't break the fucking rules.

Jesus fucking Christ. Don't put yourself in a position to be banned and you don't have to worry about it. It's that fucking simple.

In58men
07-15-2012, 12:37 AM
I've spent basically my whole night on this forum. I played one game of Madden and raped the Chargers 28-0, but other than that, I haven't done a damn thing but hang around here. On a Saturday night. I'm such a loser lol.

I'm trying to save the princess.

FUCK YOU GANONDORF

In58men
07-15-2012, 12:37 AM
Don't piss off a mod, don't be an ignorant tool, don't be an idiot who evades the filter and don't break the ****ing rules.

Jesus ****ing Christ. Don't put yourself in a position to be banned and you don't have to worry about it. It's that ****ing simple.

Shut up

lcarus
07-15-2012, 12:38 AM
I'm trying to save the princess.

FUCK YOU GANONDORF

You know I've never beaten Ocarina of Time? I've never even played Majora's Mask, and I still have yet to beat Wind Waker and the newest one. Which one should I play right now?

BossChief
07-15-2012, 12:38 AM
Don't piss off a mod, don't be an ignorant tool, don't be an idiot who evades the filter and don't break the fucking rules.

Jesus fucking Christ. Don't put yourself in a position to be banned and you don't have to worry about it. It's that fucking simple.

Barry Richardson

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 12:39 AM
Barry Richardson

Bob Sanders

In58men
07-15-2012, 12:40 AM
You know I've never beaten Ocarina of Time? I've never even played Majora's Mask, and I still have yet to beat Wind Waker and the newest one. Which one should I play right now?

Ocarina of Time. Soon as I beat it I'm going to work on Skyward Sword.



I can play Ocarina of Time over and over. BTW I never beat it too. I'm trying though.

lcarus
07-15-2012, 12:42 AM
Ocarina of Time. Soon as I beat it I'm going to work on Skyward Sword.



I can play Ocarina of Time over and over.

I got stuck in Skyward Sword several months back and I haven't gone back yet. It's pretty cool game I guess, but once I got stuck I just kind of lost interest and played some other games on other consoles.

BossChief
07-15-2012, 12:42 AM
Ummmmm

I just wanted to know how long until this thing has run it's course so we can hijack this to be another Cassel bashing thread.

Thanks

In58men
07-15-2012, 12:44 AM
I got stuck in Skyward Sword several months back and I haven't gone back yet. It's pretty cool game I guess, but once I got stuck I just kind of lost interest and played some other games on other consoles.

I want to give up when I read the walkthroughs. I feel like I cheated and did not beat it on my own. It's pretty damn hard at times.

In58men
07-15-2012, 12:45 AM
Ummmmm

I just wanted to know how long until this thing has run it's course so we can hijack this to be another Cassel bashing thread.

Thanks


Link and Navi > Cassel and Crennel

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2012, 12:46 AM
I fucking love Matt Cassel.


Banhammer

lcarus
07-15-2012, 12:46 AM
I want to give up when I read the walkthroughs. I feel like I cheated and did not beat it on my own. It's pretty damn hard at times.

Yeah I refuse to use a walkthrough unless I'm just absolutely stumped and have tried everything I can possibly conjure in my mind. Which takes a lot for me to be that stuck.

SPchief
07-15-2012, 12:46 AM
You know what?

I value my role in this community enough that I don't care to continue this.

I will, however, share what endeared me (and many others) to this community in the first place...

The fact that there was almost no line that hadn't already been crossed and that with the moderation being so light that it made the conversations colorful and dynamic.

It just seems like every time I log on nowadays, somebody is getting the axe and it's usually for piddly stuff that seeminy used tomake this place unique.

I've said my piece.

Have a good night.

When you keep pushing the boundary out and out, you shouldn't feel bad for being banned. I'm guessing Beerme got a warning telling him to delete it before he got banned. I'm also guessing that he'll either be back within a week apologizing or take a self imposed vacation for a while.











Oh, and Frankie's mom is a whore.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2012, 12:48 AM
Oh, and Frankie's mom is a whore.


.

In58men
07-15-2012, 12:50 AM
Yeah I refuse to use a walkthrough unless I'm just absolutely stumped and have tried everything I can possibly conjure in my mind. Which takes a lot for me to be that stuck.

I was in the Forest Temple and I absolutely did not know what to do. I check every room like 3-4 times. I had no choice, but to use a walkthrough and it was a ladder I couldn't see because my screen was too dark. I was like WTF

Phobia
07-15-2012, 12:51 AM
It just seems like every time I log on nowadays, somebody is getting the axe and it's usually for piddly stuff that seeminy used tomake this place unique.


1. You must not log in very often because there's really only like 3 all year banned for any serious duration.
2. You're absolutely right about the piddly stuff but how many times should a mod be expected to talk to a guy nicely, then slap him on the hands, then go to bat for him to the rest of the mod team when you reinstate him - only to get made to look a fool 10 days later?

It's not like we ban guys for one or two infractions. We really don't want to ban people. We don't. We like most of you here. We're entertained by most everybody at least occasionally. Permabanning is our way of realizing that a guy just isn't going to change his stripes. Thig has been slapped on the wrist with every kind of slap we have in our aresenal; he spent time unable to start threads, he was temp banned, he was talked to privately...

You guys don't see the time we put into trying to convince users to conform. You don't see the debates and the discussions we've had about a guy like Joey. I'll bet we've wasted more than 100 hours talking about Joey as a team and each moderator trying to personally take that guy under his wing to help him figure it out. Eventually we have to give up and move on.

Then you have the AUDACITY to question our judgement on the matter?

SPchief
07-15-2012, 12:51 AM
Don't piss off a mod, don't be an ignorant tool, don't be an idiot who evades the filter and don't break the fucking rules.

Jesus fucking Christ. Don't put yourself in a position to be banned and you don't have to worry about it. It's that fucking simple.

Damn the stupid rams fan is actually smart

SPchief
07-15-2012, 12:54 AM
1. You must not log in very often because there's really only like 3 all year banned for any serious duration.
2. You're absolutely right about the piddly stuff but how many times should a mod be expected to talk to a guy nicely, then slap him on the hands, then go to bat for him to the rest of the mod team when you reinstate him - only to get made to look a fool 10 days later?

It's not like we ban guys for one or two infractions. We really don't want to ban people. We don't. We like most of you here. We're entertained by most everybody at least occasionally. Permabanning is our way of realizing that a guy just isn't going to change his stripes. Thig has been slapped on the wrist with every kind of slap we have in our aresenal; he spent time unable to start threads, he was temp banned, he was talked to privately...

You guys don't see the time we put into trying to convince users to conform. You don't see the debates and the discussions we've had about a guy like Joey. I'll bet we've wasted more than 100 hours talking about Joey as a team and each moderator trying to personally take that guy under his wing to help him figure it out. Eventually we have to give up and move on.

Then you have the AUDACITY to question our judgement on the matter?

You forgot to mention the inner circle

Phobia
07-15-2012, 12:56 AM
Don't piss off a mod, don't be an ignorant tool, don't be an idiot who evades the filter and don't break the ****ing rules.

Jesus ****ing Christ. Don't put yourself in a position to be banned and you don't have to worry about it. It's that ****ing simple.

This is pretty good advice but even the "don't piss off a mod" part is a little overstated around here. I don't think we have any kneejerk guys on the team. If that happens, we're all comfortable enough with one another to reel a pissed off mod back and fix a bit of overzealousness. But it really doesn't happen from where I'm sitting. I'm not saying it has never happened in 12 years but it's not something we have to deal with currently.

Phobia
07-15-2012, 12:58 AM
You forgot to mention the inner circle

I think we've gone back tactical with the inner circle bit. But if you'd asked me a year ago, I would have suggested that Sportsracer was inner circle.

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 01:00 AM
1. You must not log in very often because there's really only like 3 all year banned for any serious duration.
2. You're absolutely right about the piddly stuff but how many times should a mod be expected to talk to a guy nicely, then slap him on the hands, then go to bat for him to the rest of the mod team when you reinstate him - only to get made to look a fool 10 days later?

It's not like we ban guys for one or two infractions. We really don't want to ban people. We don't. We like most of you here. We're entertained by most everybody at least occasionally. Permabanning is our way of realizing that a guy just isn't going to change his stripes. Thig has been slapped on the wrist with every kind of slap we have in our aresenal; he spent time unable to start threads, he was temp banned, he was talked to privately...

You guys don't see the time we put into trying to convince users to conform. You don't see the debates and the discussions we've had about a guy like Joey. I'll bet we've wasted more than 100 hours talking about Joey as a team and each moderator trying to personally take that guy under his wing to help him figure it out. Eventually we have to give up and move on.

Then you have the AUDACITY to question our judgement on the matter?

I still don't see what Thig did wrong outside of the two food spam posts. The Peyton Manning stuff is now a part of this forum, so I don't think there's a legitimate complaint there. Other than that, what?

Yeah, yeah, I'm not a mod and I have the luxury of criticizing the decision without taking any responsibility for my opinions. I just think that someone like Joey who posts threats is a permaban case. Thig lyfe on the other hand...

I mean, bans are what they are. They also exist for varying amounts of time. I think a month long ban without parole would have been suitable if you wanted to teach the guy a lesson.

Anyway, I hope it's not actually a permaban. But if it is, I'm not going to off myself like beerme did, so whatever I guess.

BossChief
07-15-2012, 01:01 AM
1. You must not log in very often because there's really only like 3 all year banned for any serious duration.
2. You're absolutely right about the piddly stuff but how many times should a mod be expected to talk to a guy nicely, then slap him on the hands, then go to bat for him to the rest of the mod team when you reinstate him - only to get made to look a fool 10 days later?

It's not like we ban guys for one or two infractions. We really don't want to ban people. We don't. We like most of you here. We're entertained by most everybody at least occasionally. Permabanning is our way of realizing that a guy just isn't going to change his stripes. Thig has been slapped on the wrist with every kind of slap we have in our aresenal; he spent time unable to start threads, he was temp banned, he was talked to privately...

You guys don't see the time we put into trying to convince users to conform.

You don't see the debates and the discussions we've had about a guy like Joey. I'll bet we've wasted more than 100 hours talking about Joey as a team and each moderator trying to personally take that guy under his wing to help him figure it out. Eventually we have to give up and move on.

Then you have the AUDACITY to question our judgement on the matter?
You take this place way too seriously.

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 01:01 AM
You know I've never beaten Ocarina of Time? I've never even played Majora's Mask, and I still have yet to beat Wind Waker and the newest one. Which one should I play right now?

Link's Awakening for the Game Boy Color is better than all of them.

Seriously.

|Zach|
07-15-2012, 01:03 AM
You take this place way too seriously.

That is a bullshit response to him replying to your concerns about the board in earnest.

lcarus
07-15-2012, 01:03 AM
Link's Awakening for the Game Boy Color is better than all of them.

Seriously.

I've heard that. Nothin will ever top Link to the Past for me personally though. That game was the shit.

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:05 AM
I mean, bans are what they are. They also exist for varying amounts of time. I think a month long ban without parole would have been suitable if you wanted to teach the guy a lesson.

He just came off a month. Then 10 days later pulls the same crap after swearing to bwana that he understood and he would adjust.

I don't want Thig gone forever. When Peyton Manning goes on IR or if the Chiefs beat Denver in Mile High I'll reinstate him. How about that? Additionally, we'll bring back Joey if the Chiefs win the SuperBowl.

Hammock Parties
07-15-2012, 01:05 AM
You take this place way too seriously.

Yup.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2012, 01:06 AM
Bump

Don't taze me bro

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:07 AM
You take this place way too seriously.

Me? Of all people? Really? 98% of my posts on this site are complete sarcasm. I do take my mod duties pretty seriously. That's kind of the type of person you want pushing the little buttons behind the scenes.

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 01:07 AM
This is pretty good advice but even the "don't piss off a mod" part is a little overstated around here. I don't think we have any kneejerk guys on the team. If that happens, we're all comfortable enough with one another to reel a pissed off mod back and fix a bit of overzealousness. But it really doesn't happen from where I'm sitting. I'm not saying it has never happened in 12 years but it's not something we have to deal with currently.


It seems like the perception is we ban people on a whim, and I can understand that because if you don't know about the 1st warning, ban, 2nd chance, 2nd ban, 3rd chance, 3rd ban, and 4th chance, you may think the 4th and permanent ban was random.

However, the opposite is true... since we have several mods and we're not all involved in each reported post or whatever, it takes a while before there's no one left saying "eh, we could let him back in a couple of weeks..."

Getting yourself banned for a significant amount of time is not a matter of simply annoying me or Phobia or Bwana or even simply walking over the line... you either have to walk way over the line or you have to convince all of us that it's the only option left.

Like you said, we don't have trigger-happy mods... I think SportsRacer has been temp-banned at least twice for bumping several old threads in a short period of time, then was banned a 3rd time for the same crap, then after the spam pics and bumping an old thread, we were all on the same boat with making it permanent. Same for Joey and others... this crap goes on for months and spans multiple warnings and bans.

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 01:07 AM
I've heard that. Nothin will ever top Link to the Past for me personally though. That game was the shit.
Marin is the ultimate hottie in the Zelda universe. If I have a choice between her and the princess, then fuck Zelda with a shovel. I'm taking Marin.

Oh, and the entire concept of the game just rocks. So many different interpretations. I think the Zelda franchise missed out on not making more games in line with that sort of reality-questioning frame to it.

BossChief
07-15-2012, 01:11 AM
That is a bullshit response to him replying to your concerns about the board in earnest.

I guess I should back away because I don't post much around this time of the year (busy time for me) and might have missed something crucial...but unless I'm mistaken (and I very well could be) hootie and Joey were banned for being a couple of dumbasses that went out of their way to get banned.

Those are legit.

Then Billay gets banned for telling luv to "shut up, bitch" in a thread (as if that's harsh words on here or something) and now Thig gets banned for getting on the nerves of mods by taking about spam or Peyton manning but not actually doing anything bannable....again, unless I've missed some crucial part of this.

I don't make the rules and have no problem with others enforcing them, especially when appointed to do so...I guess I don't understand what rules were broken here.

In58men
07-15-2012, 01:13 AM
For fuck sakes don't google "Gary Oldman" and forget the "r"

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 01:13 AM
That is a bullshit response to him replying to your concerns about the board in earnest.

|Futbol| white knighting Phobia?

a topsy turvy world indeed

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 01:14 AM
It seems like the perception is we ban people on a whim, and I can understand that because if you don't know about the 1st warning, ban, 2nd chance, 2nd ban, 3rd chance, 3rd ban, and 4th chance, you may think the 4th and permanent ban was random.

However, the opposite is true... since we have several mods and we're not all involved in each reported post or whatever, it takes a while before there's no one left saying "eh, we could let him back in a couple of weeks..."

Getting yourself banned for a significant amount of time is not a matter of simply annoying me or Phobia or Bwana or even simply walking over the line... you either have to walk way over the line or you have to convince all of us that it's the only option left.

Like you said, we don't have trigger-happy mods... I think SportsRacer has been temp-banned at least twice for bumping several old threads in a short period of time, then was banned a 3rd time for the same crap, then after the spam pics and bumping an old thread, we were all on the same boat with making it permanent. Same for Joey and others... this crap goes on for months and spans multiple warnings and bans.

What I meant by the "don't piss off a mod part" is that, say for instance, I am reported a shit load of times. After a mod, for instance, says to me via PM or the like, "Quit doing this or face the consequences later on.", it would probably be a wise idea to not do the same shit again as it would seem from previous posts from mods that some mods get annoyed with multiple reports on the same poster over and over again over the same deal.

Hammock Parties
07-15-2012, 01:15 AM
I don't make the rules and have no problem with others enforcing them, especially when appointed to do so...I guess I don't understand what rules were broken here.

The new ones.

Good enough for The Constitution? Good enough for CP.

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 01:16 AM
|Futbol| white knighting Phobia?

a topsy turvy world indeed

Worst. Haiku. Ever.

BossChief
07-15-2012, 01:17 AM
It seems like the perception is we ban people on a whim, and I can understand that because if you don't know about the 1st warning, ban, 2nd chance, 2nd ban, 3rd chance, 3rd ban, and 4th chance, you may think the 4th and permanent ban was random.

However, the opposite is true... since we have several mods and we're not all involved in each reported post or whatever, it takes a while before there's no one left saying "eh, we could let him back in a couple of weeks..."

Getting yourself banned for a significant amount of time is not a matter of simply annoying me or Phobia or Bwana or even simply walking over the line... you either have to walk way over the line or you have to convince all of us that it's the only option left.

Like you said, we don't have trigger-happy mods... I think SportsRacer has
been temp-banned at least twice for bumping several old threads in a short period of time, then was banned a 3rd time for the same crap, then after the spam pics and bumping an old thread, we were all on the same boat with making it permanent. Same for Joey and others... this crap goes on for months and spans multiple warnings and bans.

I guess wasn't even aware that bumping an old thread was against the tos.

Shit, blueballs has been doing that shit for years on here.

Has he been banned multiple times for that?

pr_capone
07-15-2012, 01:17 AM
Worst. Haiku. Ever.

LMFAO

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 01:17 AM
I guess wasn't even aware that bumping an old thread was against the tos.

Shit, blueballs has been doing that shit for years on here.

Has he been banned multiple times for that?

Blueballs was perma'd after he told Phobia to **** off or something of the like recently after Phobia had warned him to stop bumping posts.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2012, 01:20 AM
You know what this thread needs?

Boobs


http://www.seabreeze.com.au/Img/Photos/Other/5180169.jpg

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:20 AM
Then Billay gets banned for telling luv to "shut up, bitch" in a thread (as if that's harsh words on here or something)
Do we really want to discuss what started as a two-day vacation for two different infractions on here AGAIN?
and now Thig gets banned for getting on the nerves of mods by taking about spam or Peyton manning but not actually doing anything bannable....again, unless I've missed some crucial part of this.


Yeah. I'd say you've missed a lot of crucial parts on all fronts. I'll just say one more piece and leave it at that. I've taken probably 30 minutes out of my night to explain what happened to Thig in detail to you and you obviously aren't reading anything I've written. Either you're not reading it or you're incapable of comprehending it. You are one of the 10 or 12 who always seem to insert themselves into protesting somebody's ban but it's never been more apparent than tonight that you really aren't even paying attention, don't care to understand, and you really just enjoy whining about somebody being banned for the sake of whining about it. Future complaints, questions, or constructive criticisms of mod actions on this site from you will be completely ignored by me. You're not even trying.

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 01:22 AM
What I meant by the "don't piss off a mod part" is that, say for instance, I am reported a shit load of times. After a mod, for instance, says to me via PM or the like, "Quit doing this or face the consequences later on.", it would probably be a wise idea to not do the same shit again as it would seem from previous posts from mods that some mods get annoyed with multiple reports on the same poster over and over again over the same deal.

Yes. As far as SportsRacer is concerned, when you've been banned multiple times for bumping old threads, it's not really a good idea to push that button with the mods the first week you're back. You're basically begging us to do something at that point.

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 01:23 AM
Where the hell is lcarus? I was going to get all metaphysical and deep on Zelda games.

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:24 AM
What I meant by the "don't piss off a mod part" is that, say for instance, I am reported a shit load of times. After a mod, for instance, says to me via PM or the like, "Quit doing this or face the consequences later on.", it would probably be a wise idea to not do the same shit again as it would seem from previous posts from mods that some mods get annoyed with multiple reports on the same poster over and over again over the same deal.

I know what you meant. I just wanted to clarify. After a couple minor brushes when you were a n00b, you have a perfect grasp of how to fit in around here and you're an awesome fan of a horrible team. Thanks for figuring it out and hanging out with us.

booger
07-15-2012, 01:28 AM
when he gets back the mods should name him Dr. Bonnie Beaver

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:28 AM
The new ones.

Good enough for The Constitution? Good enough for CP.

That bumping old threads thing has been a part of the rules around here for years. It just recently became a problem for a couple of users of this site. I don't think you really have any room to complain about injustice. A good portion of the rules on this site were created to keep you in check so when we're having these discussions you're not really welcome.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 01:28 AM
I know what you meant. I just wanted to clarify. After a couple minor brushes when you were a n00b, you have a perfect grasp of how to fit in around here and you're an awesome fan of a horrible team. Thanks for figuring it out and hanging out with us.

Putting two and two together while getting four isn't as complicated as some make it out to be.

Also kind of shocked that noonan found a way to be banned, but whatever.

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:29 AM
Where the hell is lcarus? I was going to get all metaphysical and deep on Zelda games.

I don't even have any idea what Zelda is but I'll talk about it with you.

Hammock Parties
07-15-2012, 01:29 AM
when we're having these discussions you're not really welcome.

Is this a new rule?

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 01:29 AM
I'm tempted to break out the N64 now.

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:30 AM
Also kind of shocked that noonan found a way to be banned, but whatever.

He posted the n-bomb on purpose.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 01:31 AM
He posted the n-bomb on purpose.

Then he's a fucking dumb ass who I am still shocked would do something like that.

booger
07-15-2012, 01:32 AM
he was trying to be a martyr

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 01:32 AM
I don't even have any idea what Zelda is but I'll talk about it with you.What? Seriously? You have kids and you don't know what Zelda is?

Good lord.

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:32 AM
Is this a new rule?

Isn't it obvious I'm in a no-nonsense mood tonight. You think it is wise to push buttons?

This is somewhat like when your father said, "If I hear another peep out of you I'm going to slap you silly." Then young Clay probably said, "peep".

I don't think your old man followed through with his promise but I guarantee you that I will.

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 01:32 AM
Do you know what "video games" are, Phil?

booger
07-15-2012, 01:32 AM
I thought Zelda was that cartoon porn stuff

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:34 AM
What? Seriously? You have kids and you don't know what Zelda is?

Good lord.
I think Zelda is a sexy warrior princess or a video game. Maybe both wrapped up in one. Am I close?

RealSNR
07-15-2012, 01:35 AM
I think Zelda is a sexy warrior princess or a video game. Maybe both wrapped up in one. Am I close?
It's a rare silk worm that lives in New Guinea.

Moron.

BossChief
07-15-2012, 01:35 AM
Do we really want to discuss what started as a two-day vacation for two different infractions on here AGAIN?


Yeah. I'd say you've missed a lot of crucial parts on all fronts. I'll just say one more piece and leave it at that. I've taken probably 30 minutes out of my night to explain what happened to Thig in detail to you and you obviously aren't reading anything I've written. Either you're not reading it or you're incapable of comprehending it. You are one of the 10 or 12 who always seem to insert themselves into protesting somebody's ban but it's never been more apparent than tonight that you really aren't even paying attention, don't care to understand, and you really just enjoy whining about somebody being banned for the sake of whining about it. Future complaints, questions, or constructive criticisms of mod actions on this site from you will be completely ignored by me. You're not even trying.

Ive asked what, specifically, he did to merit his warnings and such and all your responded with is what the punishments are.

If you can't or won't explain it to me, that's fine and dandy. It's not your responsibility to explain yourself to me or anyone else. I'm no authority, for sure.

I just don't want to get banned for breaking some new rule on here that I've never heard of, is all.

I've had a few tonight so if you already said what he kept doing to get all these warnings and ultimetly get permabanned, my full apologies are in order...but I honestly can't recall such.

Hammock Parties
07-15-2012, 01:36 AM
Isn't it obvious I'm in a no-nonsense mood tonight. You think it is wise to push buttons?

This is somewhat like when your father said, "If I hear another peep out of you I'm going to slap you silly." Then young Clay probably said, "peep".

I don't think your old man followed through with his promise but I guarantee you that I will.

I'm going to take this serious post seriously and exit the thread. Too risky.

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:36 AM
Do you know what "video games" are, Phil?

I'm not really well-versed on them. I grew up with Atari and Nintendo. But I used to stay up all night playing stupid video games on the computer when I was in my 20's. Games like Civilization... I wouldn't walk away. So I quit playing them. I didn't even own a game console until we bought a wii a couple Christmases ago.

booger
07-15-2012, 01:37 AM
Phobia still plays Oregon Trail

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:38 AM
I'm going to take this serious post seriously and exit the thread. Too risky.

This is essentially the same thing as saying "peep". You don't know when to shut up.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 01:38 AM
Phobia still plays Oregon Trail

I actually was able to make it all the way before. Yay!

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 01:40 AM
Ive asked what, specifically, he did to merit his warnings and such and all your responded with is what the punishments are.

If you can't or won't explain it to me, that's fine and dandy. It's not your responsibility to explain yourself to me or anyone else. I'm no authority, for sure.

I just don't want to get banned for breaking some new rule on here that I've never heard of, is all.

I've had a few tonight so if you already said what he kept doing to get all these warnings and ultimetly get permabanned, my full apologies are in order...but I honestly can't recall such.

You quoted my post that mentioned what he did... and in that same post I explained how people don't get banned on a whim, so you have nothing to worry about.

booger
07-15-2012, 01:40 AM
I actually was able to make it all the way before. Yay!

i came close but fell asleep

Phobia
07-15-2012, 01:40 AM
Phobia still plays Oregon Trail

I love that game.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 01:41 AM
i came close but fell asleep

What did you start off as?

Bearcat
07-15-2012, 01:42 AM
I played Railroad Tycoon a few weeks ago.

booger
07-15-2012, 01:42 AM
I love that game.

LMAO beats the heck outta checkers

booger
07-15-2012, 01:45 AM
What did you start off as?

A dumbass i guess, right out of high school i scooped pig shit and power washed their stalls in a hog confinement. So the next fall i went back to school and made something of myself.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 01:47 AM
I played Railroad Tycoon a few weeks ago.

I played NHL 2k8 a few years ago and somehow traded EJ and McClement for Shattenkirk and Stewart.

BossChief
07-15-2012, 01:50 AM
Haha

Another one bites the dust.

Rams Fan
07-15-2012, 01:56 AM
Haha

Another one bites the dust.

I didn't realize that until just now. LMAO

Phobia
07-15-2012, 02:00 AM
Haha

Another one bites the dust.

It's 2 days. Maybe he will learn not to poke bears. I'm not holding my breath.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2012, 02:00 AM
I love that game.


Sportsracer died of dysentery

BossChief
07-15-2012, 02:03 AM
Sportsracer died of dysentery

Who gets the gold watch out of his ass?

Phobia
07-15-2012, 02:04 AM
Who gets the gold watch out of his ass?
There was a gold watch?

BossChief
07-15-2012, 02:13 AM
There was a gold watch?

It's on the bedside table.

By the little kangaroo.

lostcause
07-15-2012, 02:16 AM
I dont think the chiefs can win with Matt castle at qb.

CoMoChief
07-15-2012, 02:20 AM
I dont think the chiefs can win with Matt castle at qb.

It's Mark, dumbass.

Al Bundy
07-15-2012, 03:51 AM
I come home at 4:45 in the morning with trashbags and a bottle of syrup after a bender and I see beerme committed board suicide.

jspchief
07-15-2012, 04:08 AM
Now who's gonna creep on CP's female posters?

Mr. Flopnuts
07-15-2012, 05:42 AM
Peyton Manning.

Saulbadguy
07-15-2012, 05:47 AM
Now who's gonna creep on CP's female posters?

Laz.

Saulbadguy
07-15-2012, 05:51 AM
Ive been a member here for quite awhile and I've only been banned once or twice, each for 1 day. I have posted some pretty inflammatory things, as well. This place is pretty lenient

Bugeater
07-15-2012, 05:52 AM
Peyton Manning.
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Saulbadguy
07-15-2012, 05:54 AM
Link's Awakening for the Game Boy Color is better than all of them.

Seriously.

Dumbass.

Fire Me Boy!
07-15-2012, 06:24 AM
1. You must not log in very often because there's really only like 3 all year banned for any serious duration.
2. You're absolutely right about the piddly stuff but how many times should a mod be expected to talk to a guy nicely, then slap him on the hands, then go to bat for him to the rest of the mod team when you reinstate him - only to get made to look a fool 10 days later?

It's not like we ban guys for one or two infractions. We really don't want to ban people. We don't. We like most of you here. We're entertained by most everybody at least occasionally. Permabanning is our way of realizing that a guy just isn't going to change his stripes. Thig has been slapped on the wrist with every kind of slap we have in our aresenal; he spent time unable to start threads, he was temp banned, he was talked to privately...

You guys don't see the time we put into trying to convince users to conform. You don't see the debates and the discussions we've had about a guy like Joey. I'll bet we've wasted more than 100 hours talking about Joey as a team and each moderator trying to personally take that guy under his wing to help him figure it out. Eventually we have to give up and move on.

Then you have the AUDACITY to question our judgement on the matter?

Yes. Because there's no transparency in the action. I realize CP isn't a democracy, but when bans are handed out on what appears to be a random infraction, it makes us question the board leadership.

ChiTown
07-15-2012, 06:32 AM
This isn't real life, you know. It's just a message board. That is all.

BigRedChief
07-15-2012, 06:40 AM
Noonan bypassed a filter dropping a nasty racial slur in protest over Thig Lyfe being banned apparently. Didn't leave any wiggle room or take advantage of encouragement from bystanders to remove it.Whatever your feelings on Phobia or mods being to heavy handed, too quick to ban, they are on a power trip, playing favorites etc.try to get away with some of the stuff thats allowed to go on here on another site and maybe you will reevaluate that opinion.........

We have decided that racial slurs of any kind will not be tolerated in the community. It's a line in the sand that everyone who posts here knows. You cross it, even if you are drunk, you get a vacation.

You want to get butt hurt over something that everyone already knows not to do, thats on you.

BigRedChief
07-15-2012, 07:02 AM
Ive asked what, specifically, he did to merit his warnings and such and all your responded with is what the punishments are.

If you can't or won't explain it to me, that's fine and dandy. It's not your responsibility to explain yourself to me or anyone else. I'm no authority, for sure.

I just don't want to get banned for breaking some new rule on here that I've never heard of, is all.

I've had a few tonight so if you already said what he kept doing to get all these warnings and ultimetly get permabanned, my full apologies are in order...but I honestly can't recall such.It wouldnt look good for a "King of the Noobs" to be banned. ;)

kstater
07-15-2012, 07:06 AM
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I like grilling mine.

ThatRaceCardGuy
07-15-2012, 07:07 AM
This isn't real life, you know. It's just a message board. That is all.

Realist shit ever spoke! I`ve been a mod on a car forum for over five years. I`ve handed out two perma bans, and those for for trolls. This mod team lets people get away with a lot of border line stuff , other boards ban you for instantly. Hell, I was banned from a hot rod board for posting about lowriders, and big wheel cars..seriously. Not taking sides, just saying, have you been to the DC area lately lol..its would seem it takes A LOT to get the hammer put down permanently.

LVNHACK
07-15-2012, 07:13 AM
Truthfully...the mods here put up with more nonsense then most....If people get continous warning of the few rules that are enforced....And decide they're gonna do it anyway....Well we all make our choices....

Bugeater
07-15-2012, 07:15 AM
I like grilling mine.
I need to try that.

Ceej
07-15-2012, 07:21 AM
This isn't real life, you know. It's just a message board. That is all.

This x eleventy brazilian.

CoMoChief
07-15-2012, 07:24 AM
I need to try that.

gross. Spam is fucking disgusting.

Rasputin
07-15-2012, 07:32 AM
That's nice way to go beer me wtf? I'd rather my friends not get banned, but if there going pull stupid shit like a racial slur then he got what he asked for. This sux I came home from work and found this thread.

The mods have a job to do & I respect them for making tough decisions that I know they don't want to have to make. I figure it's for the best interest of the bord that is why Kyle intrusted them for it. I may not agree or like it at times but this is life. I love Chiefs Planet as my home. Sure the hell don't want get banned for stupid shit after being warned about it. I've never been in that situation & I don't want too.

All I want to say is this is the offseason fucking hate the offseason.

rad
07-15-2012, 07:38 AM
....I don't make the rules and have no problem with others enforcing them, especially when appointed to do so...I guess I don't understand what rules were broken here.

The new ones.

Good enough for The Constitution? Good enough for CP.

That bumping old threads thing has been a part of the rules around here for years. It just recently became a problem for a couple of users of this site. I don't think you really have any room to complain about injustice. A good portion of the rules on this site were created to keep you in check so when we're having these discussions you're not really welcome.

Is this a new rule?

Isn't it obvious I'm in a no-nonsense mood tonight. You think it is wise to push buttons?

This is somewhat like when your father said, "If I hear another peep out of you I'm going to slap you silly." Then young Clay probably said, "peep".

I don't think your old man followed through with his promise but I guarantee you that I will.

I'm going to take this serious post seriously and exit the thread. Too risky.

This is essentially the same thing as saying "peep". You don't know when to shut up.

A bannable offense indeed.



.

threebag02
07-15-2012, 07:53 AM
PhobiaMcCloud

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-15-2012, 08:18 AM
I'm telling ya we need a subforum called Exile Planet, so people can just visit thier heroes instead of posting these ridiculous threads in thier defense. The exiles can only post in thier own little playground and thier buddies can visit them at any time.

chefsos
07-15-2012, 08:24 AM
I'm telling ya we need a subforum called Exile Planet, so people can just visit thier heroes instead of posting these ridiculous threads in thier defense. The exiles can only post in thier own little playground and thier buddies can visit them at any time.
That's actually a brilliant idea.

KCUnited
07-15-2012, 08:38 AM
Noonan, you were supposed to pour some of it out for Thig.

LVNHACK
07-15-2012, 08:42 AM
I'm telling ya we need a subforum called Exile Planet, so people can just visit thier heroes instead of posting these ridiculous threads in thier defense. The exiles can only post in thier own little playground and thier buddies can visit them at any time.


:thumb:


I call my ignore area Trollghanistan....

QuikSsurfer
07-15-2012, 08:54 AM
This place has gone full retard.

In58men
07-15-2012, 08:55 AM
I can't believe I didn't get one "ROFL" at my pictures.

threebag02
07-15-2012, 08:56 AM
"Kill the head the body will fall"

Bowser
07-15-2012, 08:58 AM
Strange.

Beer Me took a vacation from this place for a few years at one point. He had a girlfriend that used to post here, and when they broke up, he took his ball and went elsewhere (just guessing at that, I have no real idea if that was why he left or not). Before then, he was pretty much on an ENDeltian pace of posting, and possibly thought he needed to unplug. He was pretty post-whoreish this time around, too. Maybe that's the case again.

Good guy, I met him a couple of times, but this is pretty well the definition of drama queen. If you don't want to post here anymore, don't. And frankly, it's probably a good thing I'm not a mod, or I would have banned him for the country music thread. Put him on universal ignore, at the very least.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:00 AM
"Kill the head the body will fall"

FAIL

"Kill the head the body will die"

Bowser
07-15-2012, 09:01 AM
Here we see Noonan, completely convinced he's making a powerful statement. In reality, all he's doing is dying.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100427232359/callofduty/images/5/5e/Fire_Window_Fall.gif

And Lumpy wept.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:02 AM
Strange.

Beer Me took a vacation from this place for a few years at one point. He had a girlfriend that used to post here, and when they broke up, he took his ball and went elsewhere (just guessing at that, I have no real idea if that was why he left or not). Before then, he was pretty much on an ENDeltian pace of posting, and possibly thought he needed to unplug. He was pretty post-whoreish this time around, too. Maybe that's the case again.

Good guy, I met him a couple of times, but this is pretty well the definition of drama queen. If you don't want to post here anymore, don't. And frankly, it's probably a good thing I'm not a mod, or I would have banned him for the country music thread. Put him on universal ignore, at the very least.

What's wrong with the country music thread?

Sofa King
07-15-2012, 09:03 AM
Here we see Noonan, completely convinced he's making a powerful statement. In reality, all he's doing is dying.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100427232359/callofduty/images/5/5e/Fire_Window_Fall.gif

And Lumpy wept.

What the fuck?

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:04 AM
What the ****?

He heard that Cassel is starting this year.

Frazod
07-15-2012, 09:05 AM
Here we see Noonan, completely convinced he's making a powerful statement. In reality, all he's doing is dying.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100427232359/callofduty/images/5/5e/Fire_Window_Fall.gif

And Lumpy wept.

That had to hurt. :D

Bugeater
07-15-2012, 09:06 AM
What's wrong with the country music thread?
Well, for starters, it has country music in it.

Bowser
07-15-2012, 09:06 AM
What's wrong with the country music thread?

Country music is awful, right? And if I were a mod, I would totally abuse my powers by nuking someone that's annoying. That's what mods do around here, right? I mean, that IS the perception.

Predarat
07-15-2012, 09:09 AM
Did anyone see the new Katy Perry movie?

Is it worth seeing her tits on the big screen?

only at the $5 matinee price.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:09 AM
Country music is awful, right? And if I were a mod, I would totally abuse my powers by nuking someone that's annoying. That's what mods do around here, right? I mean, that IS the perception.

Country music is the shit. It's a hella lot better than that head banging, can't hear what they're saying, my heart is bleeding emo music

Frazod
07-15-2012, 09:11 AM
Country music is awful, right? And if I were a mod, I would totally abuse my powers by nuking someone that's annoying. That's what mods do around here, right? I mean, that IS the perception.

I'd do the same thing, only it would be rap music. And hip hop. And soccer. And KU.

Is that wrong?

And on a serious note, I'd welcome Thigtard back with open arms and send SR a box of chocolates if they'd ban that R8ers douche.

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-15-2012, 09:11 AM
Anyone who sings to songs about plastic cups should be banned....

Bowser
07-15-2012, 09:15 AM
Country music is the shit. It's a hella lot better than that head banging, can't hear what they're saying, my heart is bleeding emo music

http://cupofzup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mother-of-god.gif

Predarat
07-15-2012, 09:16 AM
Anyone who sings to songs about plastic cups should be banned....
I agree that is one awful song.

lewdog
07-15-2012, 09:20 AM
Did anyone even watch my videos on the first page of this thread!!!???

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:22 AM
Anyone who sings to songs about plastic cups should be banned....

Worst fucking song ever.



Put me in the octagon with Toby, I bet I'd knock his ass out.

Mosbonian
07-15-2012, 09:23 AM
If you don't want to post here anymore, don't.

This.....so many of us have points where we have to disappear for a while due to all kinds of reasons such as family and work obligations, pure disgust at a lack of decent topics, or just realizing we need to cool off.

And frankly, it's probably a good thing I'm not a mod, or I would have banned him for the country music thread.

Not this....but I also realize that some people don't like country music.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:23 AM
Did anyone even watch my videos on the first page of this thread!!!???

No, but there's a lot of funny pictures on the first page.

Mosbonian
07-15-2012, 09:26 AM
Anyone who sings to songs about plastic cups should be banned....

I agree wholeheartedly.....I used to like Toby Keith, but I am coming close to putting him in the circular file.

L.A. Chieffan
07-15-2012, 09:26 AM
It seems like the perception is we ban people on a whim, and I can understand that because if you don't know about the 1st warning, ban, 2nd chance, 2nd ban, 3rd chance, 3rd ban, and 4th chance, you may think the 4th and permanent ban was random.

However, the opposite is true... since we have several mods and we're not all involved in each reported post or whatever, it takes a while before there's no one left saying "eh, we could let him back in a couple of weeks..."

Getting yourself banned for a significant amount of time is not a matter of simply annoying me or Phobia or Bwana or even simply walking over the line... you either have to walk way over the line or you have to convince all of us that it's the only option left.

Like you said, we don't have trigger-happy mods... I think SportsRacer has been temp-banned at least twice for bumping several old threads in a short period of time, then was banned a 3rd time for the same crap, then after the spam pics and bumping an old thread, we were all on the same boat with making it permanent. Same for Joey and others... this crap goes on for months and spans multiple warnings and bans.

I was banned and several mods had no idea about it.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:28 AM
I was banned and several mods had no idea about it.

Nobody likes LA

L.A. Chieffan
07-15-2012, 09:28 AM
And I received no warning beforehand.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:28 AM
And I received no warning beforehand.

Yep nobody likes LA

Al Bundy
07-15-2012, 09:28 AM
I'd do the same thing, only it would be rap music. And hip hop. And soccer. And KU.

Is that wrong?

And on a serious note, I'd welcome Thigtard back with open arms and send SR a box of chocolates if they'd ban that R8ers douche.

No, No, yes, yes, fuck no and fucking yes.

L.A. Chieffan
07-15-2012, 09:28 AM
And no explanation thereafter

L.A. Chieffan
07-15-2012, 09:29 AM
Bye guys

MagicHef
07-15-2012, 09:32 AM
1. You must not log in very often because there's really only like 3 all year banned for any serious duration.
2. You're absolutely right about the piddly stuff but how many times should a mod be expected to talk to a guy nicely, then slap him on the hands, then go to bat for him to the rest of the mod team when you reinstate him - only to get made to look a fool 10 days later?

It's not like we ban guys for one or two infractions. We really don't want to ban people. We don't. We like most of you here. We're entertained by most everybody at least occasionally. Permabanning is our way of realizing that a guy just isn't going to change his stripes. Thig has been slapped on the wrist with every kind of slap we have in our aresenal; he spent time unable to start threads, he was temp banned, he was talked to privately...

You guys don't see the time we put into trying to convince users to conform. You don't see the debates and the discussions we've had about a guy like Joey. I'll bet we've wasted more than 100 hours talking about Joey as a team and each moderator trying to personally take that guy under his wing to help him figure it out. Eventually we have to give up and move on.

Then you have the AUDACITY to question our judgement on the matter?

3 in a year is a lot, imo.

Also, in reference to the bolded text above, it seems like moderation, to you, is more about what you have to do and what you have to put up with rather than what is best for the board.

Al Bundy
07-15-2012, 09:32 AM
Bye guys

and not s single fuck will be given.. well except Cassel he will care.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:33 AM
Bye guys

http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-e2e2-f211.jpg

Rasputin
07-15-2012, 09:35 AM
Bye guys

Just start a I'm leaving 4ever thread that is the only way out. Well there are other ways, but that is the most fun way for us that stay.

Frazod
07-15-2012, 09:37 AM
3 in a year is a lot, imo.

Also, in reference to the bolded text above, it seems like moderation, to you, is more about what you have to do and what you have to put up with rather than what is best for the board.

Yeah, because spending 100 hours talking about Joey must be fun on a personal level. :spock:

Are you always this fucking stupid?

Bowser
07-15-2012, 09:37 AM
Bye guys

Don't you mean BYE EVERYBODY!!!

burt
07-15-2012, 09:40 AM
JFC, if this bullshit is all about that stupid motherfucker Joey.... it's a waste of time. Joey is nothing more than an entertaining,energetic shit stain. MUCH more problems than he is worth. Mods here are hard working and do MUCH more than needed. Hey, if you like entertaining, energetic shit stains, power to ya.....but I don't.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:41 AM
Don't you mean BYE EVERYBODY!!!

http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-e4cd-5a2b.jpg

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:42 AM
JFC, if this bullshit is all about that stupid motherfucker Joey.... it's a waste of time. Joey is nothing more than an entertaining,energetic shit stain. MUCH more problems than he is worth. Mods here are hard working and do MUCH more than needed. Hey, if you like entertaining, energetic shit stains, power to ya.....but I don't.

WTF is this about?


It just got worse ladies and gents

Mosbonian
07-15-2012, 09:44 AM
3 in a year is a lot, imo.



I would disagree.....I've been on boards where if 3 people weren't banned a month i was surprised. Trust me...I've checked out many other boards just to see if I could find other intelligent Chiefs posters (you know the ones who don't drink the Kool-Aid).

Try a few of the other boards....it doesn't taken much more than saying something anti-Chiefs and you find yourself being banned.

It's just my opinion...but if I were a Mod there would probably be more people banned. But that's one of many reasons why I would probably never be asked to be a Mod.

Frazod
07-15-2012, 09:45 AM
JFC, if this bullshit is all about that stupid motherfucker Joey.... it's a waste of time. Joey is nothing more than an entertaining,energetic shit stain. MUCH more problems than he is worth. Mods here are hard working and do MUCH more than needed. Hey, if you like entertaining, energetic shit stains, power to ya.....but I don't.

Joey was just brought up as an example. To review, Thigtard got banned. SR posted a weepy thread begging to get him reinstated. I then :deevee: VICIOUSLY TURNED ON SR :deevee: SR became heartbroken by this and now he's apparently gone forever. After that, beerme committed cybercide by deliberately dropping the N-bomb (death by moderator).

Sort of reminded me of the dirty fork skit from Monty Python. :D

WilliamTheIrish
07-15-2012, 09:45 AM
Beer me has always been an emotional pussy. This is one of the most hilarious board suicides I've ever read.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:46 AM
Joey was just brought up as an example. To review, Thigtard got banned. SR posted a weepy thread begging to get him reinstated. I then :deevee: VICIOUSLY TURNED ON SR :deevee: SR became heartbroken by this and now he's apparently gone forever. After that, beerme committed cybercide by deliberately dropping the N-bomb (death by moderator).

Sort of reminded me of the dirty fork skit from Monty Python. :D

Simply Red is gone too?

Just Passin' By
07-15-2012, 09:47 AM
You quoted my post that mentioned what he did... and in that same post I explained how people don't get banned on a whim, so you have nothing to worry about.

Getting banned for a bump that doesn't meet an arbitrary standard is pretty much the definition of being banned on a whim.

Donger
07-15-2012, 09:47 AM
I have to admit with some reluctance, but I have always enjoyed a good self-immolation scene.

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:47 AM
Simply Red is gone too?

WilliamTheIrish
07-15-2012, 09:47 AM
To review, Thigtard got banned. SR posted a weepy thread begging to get him reinstated. I then :deevee: VICIOUSLY TURNED ON SR :deevee: SR became heartbroken by this and now he's apparently gone forever. After that, beerme committed cybercide by deliberately dropping the N-bomb (death by moderator).

Sort of reminded me of the dirty fork skit from Monty Python. :D

That was hilarious. Cuz, I make time to get to know people and make friends and build relationships...

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:49 AM
What happened

Rasputin
07-15-2012, 09:50 AM
That was hilarious. Cuz, I make time to get to know people and make friends and build relationships...

That's funny, cuz I don't recall one single post from you yet you have a ton of post here.

Frazod
07-15-2012, 09:51 AM
Simply Red is gone too?

Seems that way. This was one of his final shots last night:

and furthermore, Sports Racer used to post normal, and is exceptionally intelligent, he likes to laugh, we all do, and yeah, well, it was a fun run...

I know how to get in touch with this beautiful human and him and I will be BFF's forevr, and nobody on CP can say shit about us starting our own forum, for the less sensitive.

Now - go cry in your Shitty Anheuser as the Cards lose again.

I'll take Bat Shit Crazy for $1,000, Alex.

Rasputin
07-15-2012, 09:51 AM
What happened

Peyton Manning

In58men
07-15-2012, 09:52 AM
Seems that way. This was one of his final shots last night:



I'll take Bat Shit Crazy for $1,000, Alex.

Everyone is starting there own forum page lol.