Words from a sad sad man

[LiveSteam]

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[Bugeater]

Sideways? Seriously? LMAO

[Bowser]

1ST

ALMOST

[Dayze]

He's probably sad because everything is tilted. I would be too.

[LiveSteam]

Sideways? Seriously? LMAO

Ehh that might have been me :banghead:

[Bugeater]

The tattoo....OMFG...that's too funny...I'm dying here...

[Jenson71]

oh boy

[LiveSteam]

The tattoo....OMFG...that's too funny...I'm dying here...

This is not a joking matter GODDAMMIT

[Buck]

I got this text too and was about to post it, but I couldn't figure out how to transfer the URL easily from my phone to my comp.

[rockymtnchief]

Sad sad men cry. I saw no tears. We need tears!

[Jenson71]

I always thought it was pronounced "frazooid"

[LiveSteam]

Face book chat with joey
"Is it sideways? Fuck" ROFLROFL

Its the sideways Joey this place is missing

[Bugeater]

I can't stop lol'ing about the tattoo....

[Buck]

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[Bowser]

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[gblowfish]

I don't know what was weirder, that the video was sideways, or the kids screaming in the background.....

Let the dude come back. I like him.

[FlaChief58]

No Chiefs jersey, or at least a hat? %(/

[cabletech94]

"i will effing kill it" (with fire!!!!!!!!!!!!)

we (well, some of us) love you KC!!!!!!!!!!

[gblowfish]

And this is a Royals thread because....?

[Dayze]

Lol. Just saw the "tat"

[cabletech94]

I can't stop lol'ing about the tattoo....

there should be a "like" button on CP. just for instances like this.

[Dayze]

And this is a Royals thread because....?

Forget it....he's on a roll

[MIAdragon]

JFC I'm dying here, you have to let this kid back on.

[Jenson71]

And this is a Royals thread because....?

It features sad, sad men.

[Dayze]

Anyone who would shell ou $5.67 for a tattoo is fine in my book

[LiveSteam]

And this is a Royals thread because....?

Royals planet .com was supposed to be Joeys new play ground. Screw that. Let him back on & if he fucks up I will personally curb stomp him if he fucks up again.

[Rasputin]

He is Steve-O not KurtCobain

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x109/bubuhoops/Gif/tumblr_ldbt3vfD8P1qd22c5.gif

[MIAdragon]

Anyone who would shell ou $5.67 for a tattoo is fine in my book

maybe if he went and got a real fisty mctat the mods would lift his ban.....

[In58men]

FREE JOEY!!!!!!!!!!


He's has passion and that's what I like. Bring this mother****er back.

[Dayze]

maybe if he went and got a real fisty mctat the mods would lift his ban.....

That would show true commitment. We should raise another $4.29 for his Fisty tat

[wazu]

That was awesome. He should be allowed back for providing this entertainment.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

And not a single fuck was given.

[LiveSteam]

maybe if he went and got a real fisty mctat the mods would lift his ban.....

The ban has to stay till the season starts. But the perma ban I hope gets lifted do to a very strong appeal by the masses

[Dayze]

And not a single **** was given.

C'mon man. He stood on the wall sideways. Sideways man.

[Bowser]

Man, Joey, you sound like a crack addict swearing off crack. "I SWEAR TO GOD I'M DONE WITH IT!!!", knowing full well your ass is going to get hammerbanned yet again at some point.....

Gotta give you points on the vid, though. LMAO

[LiveSteam]

And not a single fuck was given.

Jealous are you?

[In58men]

JFC I'm dying here, you have to let this kid back on.

+1

[Buck]

Looks like we have an answer. That was fast.

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[ThatRaceCardGuy]

C'mon man. He stood on the wall sideways. Sideways man.

This is true. I change my vote to "Meh."

[cabletech94]

That would show true commitment. We should raise another $4.29 for his Fisty tat

what if, CP as a whole, in agreement with joey, lets him back on........

.......IF joey gets a fisty mctat?on his back, like the size of steve-0's? think of the possibilities!!!!!!

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Jealous are you?

Did not read/ do not care

[Bugeater]

The unibrow...OMFG...

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Looks like we have an answer. That was fast.

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For the love of god he needs to be banned. No one makes fun of Mods! NO ONE!

[cabletech94]

unibrows unite!!!!!!!

[Dayze]

Looks like we have an answer. That was fast.

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Holy shit . Lol

[Bowser]

Looks like we have an answer. That was fast.

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ROFL

[gblowfish]

Wow...forcing Kurt to watch Royals baseball, that's harsh, man. Harsh.
But don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

[Dayze]

" ....I help out people like you all the time. Giving you jobs etc". Lol

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

C'mon man. He stood on the wall sideways. Sideways man.

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[In58men]

" ....I help out people like you all the time. Giving you jobs etc". Lol

ROFL


Phobia has told me he offered Joey jobs. Classic

[SPchief]

Odds this thread ends up in the HOC 10:1

[Bowser]

Odds this thread ends up in the HOC 10:1

If it doesn't we should all make I'M LEAVING FOREVER threads.

[CoMoChief]

This thread has record breaking potential.

[Dayze]

Midnight vulture and stolen laptops look out.

[In58men]

This thread has record breaking potential.

I thought we'd be several pages in. I'm disappointed.

[Shogun]

@minda33

DROP EVERYTHING MITCH MAIER IS PITCHING FOR OMAHA

[Shogun]

SHIT WRONG THREAD.

ANYWAYS.

[SPchief]

Maybe the mods should let him back and only allow him to post video posts in this thread.

[Dayze]

All future posts from Kurt need to be in YouTube format

[LiveSteam]

Looks like we have an answer. That was fast.

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Thats a Chargers fan right there. SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING UNI-BROW

[Dayze]

Wtf did he draw on the facial hair with?

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJAyFsOjFCg

[LiveSteam]

Wtf did he draw on the facial hair with?

Beats me. But I dnt think that's Phill. I think its Buck

[Kidd Lex]

This shit is unhealthy. One big disfunctional family on CP. Fucking awesome.

[Dayze]

I hope it was a sharpie. That's how real men do it

[Dayze]

This shit is unhealthy. One big disfunctional family on CP. ****ing awesome.

Screw you. :D

[SPchief]

Beats me. But I dnt think that's Phill. I think its Buck

We've got a regular Sherlock Holmes here.

[Bowser]

Beats me. But I dnt think that's Phill. I think its Buck

Nah, that's morphius. He was well known back in the early days of the Planet for goofing on Phobia. Been awhile since I've seen him bust out the routine.

Besides, I think Buck may be in jail, or something.

[Dayze]

Nah, that's morphius. He was well known back in the early days of the Planet for goofing on Phobia. Been awhile since I've seen him bust out the routine.

Besides, I think Buck may be in jail, or something.
Lol.

Please god someone do a Bob Dole.

[Bugeater]

Beats me. But I dnt think that's Phill. I think its Buck
Brilliant detective work, Columbo.

[Dayze]

Lol.

[LiveSteam]

Nah, that's morphius. He was well known back in the early days of the Planet for goofing on Phobia. Been awhile since I've seen him bust out the routine.

Besides, I think Buck may be in jail, or something.

I see. Anyways it was funny as hell

[LiveSteam]

Brilliant detective work, Columbo.

:doh!:

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Spam_with_cans.jpeg/220px-Spam_with_cans.jpeg

[FlaChief58]

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[Bugeater]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Spam_with_cans.jpeg/220px-Spam_with_cans.jpeg
Is that some sort of compact, fun-size cans of SPAM®? I am intrigued.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Is that some sort of compact, fun-size cans of SPAM®? I am intrigued.


Dunno, but it looks pretty fucking delicious

[lewdog]

To the Hall of Classics already!!!!!

I have always liked Kurt on this site.....he brings spunk.

[pr_capone]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Spam_with_cans.jpeg/220px-Spam_with_cans.jpeg

x20


I have always liked Kurt on this site.....he brings spunk.

You like spunk?

[Bowser]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Spam_with_cans.jpeg/220px-Spam_with_cans.jpeg

Is that some sort of compact, fun-size cans of SPAM®? I am intrigued.

Dunno, but it looks pretty fucking delicious

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/56975245-wtf.gif

[pr_capone]

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/56975245-wtf.gif

Spam is so damn tasty it should be its own fucking food group.

[lewdog]

You like spunk?

Spirit and liveliness you sick ass fuck!

[Frazod]

WTF - I don't even dislike Joey. LMAO

[lewdog]

Spam is so damn tasty it should be its own ****ing food group.

Speaking of liking spunk in your mouth...........

[Buck]

Beats me. But I dnt think that's Phill. I think its Buck

Naw, I don't have a goatee.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/56975245-wtf.gif


YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST HEATHEN, YOU'D BEST SOUND OFF THAT YOU LOVE SPAM, OR I'LL STOMP YOUR GUTS OUT!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rXXy8dKwnwI/T7B_6WTdkfI/AAAAAAAABgo/UtVtjiGYp0s/s1600/full-metal-jacket.jpg

[pr_capone]

Spirit and liveliness you sick ass ****!

LMAO

[Iowanian]

He said the F word thereby bypassing the curse filter.

Add a week............

[LiveSteam]

Need to fine peeps for infraction to raise money for bandwidth

[Bowser]

Someone needs to send this video to Bob Dole via PM for review. I have a good feeling the Senator will give a full pardon after watching this heartfelt plea.

[LiveSteam]

Someone needs to send this video to Bob Dole via PM for review. I have a good feeling the Senator will give a full pardon after watching this heartfelt plea.

I have another plea coming tomorrow

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Someone needs to send this video to Bob Dole via PM for review. I have a good feeling the Senator will give a full pardon after watching this heartfelt plea.


BeerMe was doing it wrong, PM Bob Dole a time or ten and your banning wish will be granted

[lewdog]

You know that CP is the only outlet for Kurt Cobain's rage and that if you don't let him back on here that his rage will be projected to his child and girlfriend, thus making your asshats like Joe Paterno as you will be protecting a child abuser.

Just FYI.

[Frazod]

You know that CP is the only outlet for Kurt Cobain's rage and that if you don't let him back on here that his rage will be projected to his child and girlfriend, thus making your asshats like Joe Paterno as you will be protecting a child abuser.

Just FYI.

He'll probably have a better chance if you stay off his side.

[Buck]

Can we implement a system in which Joey is allowed back on a probationary period but only in threads with the "science" prefix?

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Can we implement a system in which Joey is allowed back on a probationary period but only in threads with the "science" prefix?


Or only in Mediacenter

[lewdog]

He'll probably have a better chance if you stay off his side.

So is this your reverse psychology to try to get me to post more worthless shit about Kurt so that he doesn't come back since you don't like him?

[LiveSteam]

If Joey had to pay a fine or donation to CP, He wouldn't fuck up no more. A lot of peeps wouldn't fuck up anymore if they were banned till said donation was paid off.

[In58men]

If Joey had to pay a fine or donation to CP, He wouldn't **** up no more. A lot of peeps wouldn't **** up anymore if they were banned till said donation was paid off.

Yeah then we'd see several bannings a day.

[Frazod]

So is this your reverse psychology to try to get me to post more worthless shit about Kurt so that he doesn't come back since you don't like him?

Just so we're clear on this:

I'm fine with Joey. Whatever happened to him had nothing to do with me. If he was reinstated tomorrow I'd be fine with it.

Thigtard I had on ignore. I don't like him and was happy to see him go. Hope he fucks up quickly when they let him back in - I figure it's inevitable. And I was thrilled when they pulled the plug on Hootie.

If I don't like somebody, I'm really not shy about saying it.

[Buck]

Just so we're clear on this:

I'm fine with Joey. Whatever happened to him had nothing to do with me. If he was reinstated tomorrow I'd be fine with it.

Thigtard I had on ignore. I don't like him and was happy to see him go. Hope he fucks up quickly when they let him back in - I figure it's inevitable. And I was thrilled when they pulled the plug on Hootie.

If I don't like somebody, I'm really not shy about saying it.

The Cards suck.

[In58men]

Just so we're clear on this:

I'm fine with Joey. Whatever happened to him had nothing to do with me. If he was reinstated tomorrow I'd be fine with it.

Thigtard I had on ignore. I don't like him and was happy to see him go. Hope he ****s up quickly when they let him back in - I figure it's inevitable. And I was thrilled when they pulled the plug on Hootie.

If I don't like somebody, I'm really not shy about saying it.

Do you like me?

[Frazod]

Do you like me?

I can't remember.

[In58men]

I can't remember.

I'm pretty fucking cool bro

[SPchief]

I can't remember.
You don't

[Frazod]

You don't

Not necessarily. I have consulted my records, and found that I have never negrepped Inmen58. Of course, I haven't posrepped him, either.

So I guess the jury's still out.

[MIAdragon]

You don't

LMAO

[MIAdragon]

Not necessarily. I have consulted my records, and found that I have never negrepped Inmen58. Of course, I haven't posrepped him, either.

So I guess the jury's still out.

Runs to check rep.....

[Frazod]

You don't

BTW, do I like you?

[Rams Fan]

Not sure which is more epic.

Joey's tattoo or Buck's video.

[Frazod]

And another thing - again, I checked my records, and Joey is, in fact, on my friends list.

So there, all you douches trying to paint me as a hater.

Bastards.

:harumph:

[Dave Lane]

Is this an illegal bump?

[lewdog]

And another thing - again, I checked my records, and Joey is, in fact, on my friends list.

So there, all you douches trying to paint me as a hater.

Bastards.

:harumph:

No one painted you as a hater until the OP video called you out! :D

It was kind of funny because I didn't remember him getting into it with you either but for some reason he used your name.

[Frazod]

No one painted you as a hater until the OP video called you out! :D

It was kind of funny because I didn't remember him getting into it with you either but for some reason he used your name.

Apparently I'm just the figurehead for the old farts. :sulk:

[lewdog]

Apparently I'm just the figurehead for the old farts. :sulk:

You actually don't come off as old when you post.


Bugeater on the other hand.................................

[SPchief]

BTW, do I like you?

Quite honestly I don't really care.

[SuperChief]

Apparently I'm just the figurehead for the old farts. :sulk:

If by "old farts" you mean "hater extraordinaire," then yes. Correct.

[Frazod]

Quite honestly I don't really care.

Crap, and I was on the verge of actually wondering about it.

[Bugeater]

You actually don't come off as old when you post.


Bugeater on the other hand.................................
WILL YOU GODDAMN KIDS KEEP IT DOWN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

[SuperChief]

There's too much awesome in this thread for one CP to take. Perhaps the mods let Joey run CP2, which solely contains DC-esque sub forums to defray the awesomeness.

P.S. I miss you Joey.

[lewdog]

WILL YOU GODDAMN KIDS KEEP IT DOWN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

Goddammit Bugeater, your sig gets me every time! ROFL LMAO

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Goddammit Bugeater, your sig gets me every time! ROFL LMAO


He says he has them disabled, but we all know he looks at it longingly every day

[Canofbier]

:popcorn:

[Buck]

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose.

[Buck]

Joey never had a Coach Taylor.

Joey, watch this and you are welcome back here.

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[morphius]

Nah, that's morphius. He was well known back in the early days of the Planet for goofing on Phobia. Been awhile since I've seen him bust out the routine.

Besides, I think Buck may be in jail, or something.
No, his eyes don't look anywhere near dreamy enough to be that morphius fellow.

[Sure-Oz]

Chiefsplanet. Serious Business.

[Hammock Parties]

This is what happens when you can't figure out proxies I guess.

[Hammock Parties]

Looks like we have an answer. That was fast.

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Holy fuck, I'm dying. You even said "bud" and dropped your voice a few octaves. LMAO

[TimeForWasp]

Let him back and ban him every other day for a day for some bullshit.






Just Kidding. I like Joey. It would be kinda fun though.

[ILChief]

Let him back

[Saulbadguy]

dumbasses.

[bevischief]

ROFL:popcorn:

[Sofa King]

Looks like we have an answer. That was fast.

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Buck i ****ing love you. hahahaha

And I love "Balls So Hard" shirt that kurt is wearing.

[el borracho]

Well... what is he willing to do for another shot? Eat a bag of ChiefsPlanet boogers? Sex with a cantaloupe? Will he put on a leather helmet and let us hit him with whiffle ball bats at the next Planet Bash?

[Sofa King]

Well... what is he willing to do for another shot? Eat a bag of ChiefsPlanet boogers? Sex with a cantaloupe? Will he put on a leather helmet and let us hit him with whiffle ball bats at the next Planet Bash?

Maybe you guys should light him on fire like you did with all that LJ stuff.

[Donger]

WTF was that that briefly appeared at the end? An alien?

[MoreLemonPledge]

Words from a tossed salad man.

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[Ceej]

This thread has made me realize how some of the posters on here are very, very sad individuals.

[Molitoth]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[ChiTown]

Is this shit serious? If so, WOW!

[tooge]

why does a person want to be part of a group of people that don't want them around? I tell my kids that they can have a second chance after they fuck up. After that, they get a more severe punishment. If I don't do it that way, they will think they just keep getting more chances and I'll always be a pushover. Joey, you've fucked up sooooo many times, do you really feel like you deserve another chance? At some point, being a senseless douchebag calls for serious action. You should have thought of this about 5 bannings ago.

[frankotank]

how can you guys watch that heartfelt video and be so mean?

I couldn't handle it....I kept my shades on.... :D

[Bowser]

I say unban him daily from 3-5 am.

[LVNHACK]

A "Chiefs Planet" tattoo.....Dude has serious issues....That's gonna be one hard cover piece....

[Sofa King]

I say unban him daily from 3-5 am.

Each post should cost him $1.00

[frankotank]

nobody really thinks that tattoo is real......RIGHT?
I mean....I'm seeing it beeing talked about in other threads and I'm like REALLY?!
it looks TOTALLY drawn on to me so.....you guys are just ****ing around....right?

if that sorry thing is real I'd rather have this one!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=100969&d=1335143230


(breathing thru my mouth slightly drooling awaiting an answer)

[Lumpy]

I can't believe that I missed this thread!

ROFL

[frankotank]

(still mouth breathing)

[Rain Man]

If they let him back on, will he return that baby back to the Lindberghs?

[Ceej]

RoyalsPlanet must not be as booming as originally thought.

[In58men]

RoyalsPlanet must not be as booming as originally thought.

Haters gonna hate

[OnTheWarpath15]

Nailed the tread title.

You have to lead a pretty sad existence if you resort to making a video begging to get reinstated for the eleventy-billionth time to an internet message board.

[LiveSteam]

RoyalsPlanet must not be as booming as originally thought.

Joey
Royalsplanet.com its up but I haven't Fucked with it because im waiting for kyle to fix it up which will delete all the posts.

[Ceej]

Joey
Royalsplanet.com its up but I haven't ****ed with it because im waiting for kyle to fix it up which will delete all the posts.

Or it sucks so bad I'm begging to get back onto CP.

Whichever.

[Ceej]

Nailed the tread title.

You have to lead a pretty sad existence if you resort to making a video begging to get reinstated for the eleventy-billionth time to an internet message board.

This, this, this -- motherfucking this.

[RNR]

gochiefs and this clown should start a message board. They could call it shitbags you are thankful are not your son planet~

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Looks like we have an answer. That was fast.

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This is fucking epic.

[rico]

Joey: Living proof that The Works does not work in ways that Joey wants The Works to work.

[In58men]

Joey: Living proof that The Works does not work in ways that Joey wants The Works to work.

I love you

[Hammock Parties]

WTF was that that briefly appeared at the end? An alien?

I believe that was Joey 2.0.

THE NEXT GENERATION

[rico]

Joey reminds me of a cross between Trent Green and Bill from Freaks and Geeks.

http://www.kcchiefsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/TrentGreen.jpg

Trent Green


+

http://tinanoland.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/gpoy.jpg

Bill Haverchuck



= Joey

[Pasta Little Brioni]

:LOL:

[SuperChief]

Can he not sign up with a different username?

[lcarus]

Damn. Banned people have a hard time getting over it dont they?

[bevischief]

A few that use to be on here do...