Boston Market Letter

[Demonpenz]

Dear Boston Market. My name is Demonpenz and I enjoy your rich tradition in food and food poisoning. I have an associates in VCR repair and I wish to help you with your struggling food eating place. My roomate says I have an eye for business and I think she is right. My mom is always like "you are pretty good at watching meat on these flicks on red tube, why don't you help someone with that" So here is my idea.

[Demonpenz]

First off I want to point out the good things at your company. 1:) You are better than a crack house. 2:) I sometimes can drive by your place of business without getting bad case of nasua 3:) You don't kick out squatters and by the bumper stickers of your manager you claim "No Fat chicks"

[Demonpenz]

Here is my idea. A Boston sports themed restaurant! Imagine a beautiful young lady whistling through her jack-o-latern teeth. "Yes I will take the Larry Bird 3 Point Platter With chicken, duck, and meatloaf!

[Demonpenz]

Wes Welker means More Mayo

"Yes I will take THE CHIEF sandwhich, Wes Welker please"

[SuperChief]

Hows about you cut that out?

[Ace Gunner]

:popcorn:

[Demonpenz]

To keep your drink cold don't forget your Bob Koosie.

[KCUnited]

Kids can order off the Dustin Pedroia menu.

[Demonpenz]

Can I start you off with a Brian Scalabrine Martini?

[KCUnited]

Here's your drinks, guys. I'll be ray bourque with your appetizers.

[Demonpenz]

Here's your drinks, guys. I'll be ray bourque with your appetizers.

LMAO

[Demonpenz]

Fish come headless or "Ted Williams" style

[Demonpenz]

Tuesdays Mike GreenWELLS 2 dollars

[ChiTown]

and connected to every Boston Market will be a Paul Body Piercing and Tattoo Shop

[Demonpenz]

the theme song will be a slightly changed version of More than a Feeling to "More than a feeding"

[KCUnited]

I'll throw down a shot of Don Zimmer.

[Demonpenz]

Pedro Martinez Sliders. Ted Brewski's 2 dollars, portions so big you will have to use two Willforks

[Phobia]

Here's your drinks, guys. I'll be ray bourque with your appetizers.

Can we start this entire bit over and you take charge? DP can be credited with the concept though.

[KCUnited]

Can we start this entire bit over and you take charge? DP can be credited with the concept though.

This thread would certainly Parish if that were to happen.

[Demonpenz]

Can we start this entire bit over and you take charge? DP can be credited with the concept though.

In agreement. Have to polish it before it makes it to the big time (facebook)

[Baby Lee]

Can we start this entire bit over and you take charge? DP can be credited with the concept though.

Look Penz, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still postin' here, comin' over to CP to offer suggestions to makeover Boston Market, still workin' on your puns, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat; now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

I'll take a Bloody Sock Mary.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Cassel fries will cost you $60 + a sack of potatoes

[Demonpenz]

Look Penz, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still postin' here, comin' over to CP to offer suggestions to makeover Boston Market, still workin' on your puns, I'll ****in' kill you. That's not a threat; now, that's a fact. I'll ****in' kill you.


Hopefully I will finally work out my non-racist Sambo's bit.

[blaise]

I'll have the Irving French Fryers and a side of Jim Rice. And what's the "Len Bias"?

That's a Coke.

Ok, a Len Bias to drink, then.

[ChiTown]

I'll have the Irving French Fryers and a side of Jim Rice. And what's the "Len Bias"?

That's a Coke.

Ok, a Len Bias to drink, then.

:clap:

[Baby Lee]

Hopefully I will finally work out my non-racist Sambo's bit.

ROFL - due to it's lone proximity to Bendix/Allied/Honeywell where Dad [and for a while Mom] worked, my first 5 free birthday dinners were at Sambos

[Phobia]

Ray - work in the initials "B.M." somewhere into the joke. It needs to be there. It's begging for a spot even if it brings up the rear.

[Bump]

I'll have a Rondo Rueben sandwich please

[Demonpenz]

B.M. is a cubs fan

[Mi_chief_fan]

Eat your heart out Sam Adams: we'll be Bruin longtime favorite Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd Lager; works great as a cocaine masking agent.