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Msmith
07-26-2012, 09:12 AM
In an extraordinary case of jealousy, a Nigerian man - husband of six - was allegedly raped to death by his five spouses as he was paying too much attention to his sixth wife in east-central Benue state...

Link: http://www.financialexpress.com/news/five-jealous-wives-rape-nigerian-man-to-death/979270/1
gblowfish
07-26-2012, 09:14 AM
Why is this story in "The Financial Express???"
doomy3
07-26-2012, 09:16 AM
Why is this story in "The Financial Express???"

Because he had $200,000,000 USD that he could not find anyone in the US to claim, and so now all of that money is unclaimed.
Msmith
07-26-2012, 09:16 AM
Why is this story in "The Financial Express???"

It is from Nigeria. Very soon, you will be notified a large unclaimed inheritance available to you.
ChiTown
07-26-2012, 09:19 AM
This dude just got ****'d
Setsuna
07-26-2012, 09:19 AM
Is this supposed to incite pity? Because it doesn't. :drool:
Msmith
07-26-2012, 09:21 AM
Is this supposed to incite pity? Because it doesn't. :drool:

Maybe jealousy?
Dayze
07-26-2012, 09:23 AM
that's a real nightmare.
Dante84
07-26-2012, 09:29 AM
Because he had $200,000,000 USD that he could not find anyone in the US to claim, and so now all of that money is unclaimed.

WIN
Dave Lane
07-26-2012, 09:29 AM
Yeah I know Nigerian sources for stories are always reliable.
The Rick
07-26-2012, 09:30 AM
:hmmm:

I suppose I could think of worse ways to go than from 5 of my 6 wives attacking me and demanding sex.
chaotic646
07-26-2012, 09:30 AM
Because he had $200,000,000 USD that he could not find anyone in the US to claim, and so now all of that money is unclaimed.

Im not allowed to rep yet, but I would have. :clap:
ModSocks
07-26-2012, 09:31 AM
Worthless w/o pics.

Can't believe it took this long.....you guys really are slacking.

It's football season now mutherfuckers. Get your asses in posting shape.
Rain Man
07-26-2012, 09:34 AM
We always assume the best, but if he stopped breathing, it's probably because one of the wives was really, really fat and was on top of him.
ReynardMuldrake
07-26-2012, 09:40 AM
Death by snu snu?
Baby Lee
07-26-2012, 09:48 AM
http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/blog/DanielTosh590.jpg
Sofa King
07-26-2012, 09:48 AM
Death by snu snu?

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Me_ac2077_508250.jpg
gblowfish
07-26-2012, 09:49 AM
Nothing like having five women screaming "Deeper Harder Faster" at you all at the same time....
InChiefsHeaven
07-26-2012, 09:58 AM
Yeah, nothing makes me hornier than 5 women with knives demanding sex...

...story sounds like bs. Besides, it's pretty much impossible to rape a man anyway...at least for a woman.
whoman69
07-26-2012, 01:58 PM
Every now and then you hear a story which brings back your faith in humanity...
















This is not it.
jspchief
07-26-2012, 02:07 PM
Worthless w/o pics.

Can't believe it took this long.....you guys really are slacking.

It's football season now muther****ers. Get your asses in posting shape.

http://www.african-tribes.org/african-women.jpg
saphojunkie
07-26-2012, 02:09 PM
Death by snu snu?

What are you, gay?
tooge
07-26-2012, 02:15 PM
I'm gonna dare my wife to try this to me. In fact, I'll pay her and her friends to try it to me. I call bs.
BigCatDaddy
07-26-2012, 02:39 PM
I'm gonna dare my wife to try this to me. In fact, I'll pay her and her friends to try it to me. I call bs.

Has a lot of guy friends does she?
Planetman
07-26-2012, 04:33 PM
His headstone reads, "Here lies Uroko Onoja. He came and he went at the same time."
Baby Lee
07-26-2012, 04:35 PM
Tosh pic

No one?!?!
kysirsoze
07-26-2012, 04:52 PM
No one?!?!

I got it. Good work, dude.
Rain Man
07-26-2012, 05:02 PM
I got it. Good work, dude.

I don't get it.
kysirsoze
07-26-2012, 05:08 PM
I don't get it.

Well maybe you should get raped by like five guys. That might help.
Baby Lee
07-26-2012, 05:11 PM
I don't get it.

The pic of Daniel Tosh. He has a show on Comedy Central called Tosh.0 where he comments on Youtube videos. He's also a stand up.

Last week, he was in a live show and made a rape joke.

A woman in the crowd interrupted to set to make clear she didn't find it funny.

In response to the 'heckling' He made a joke about 'wouldn't it be funny if like 5 guys raped her, . . . like right now?' [paraphrased as it was a live untaped performance].

Events made it to the twitterverse and the chattering classes have been arguing it ad infinitum, including many musing how funny it would be for Tosh to be raped [x5] for telling the joke.

Then this story shows up about some guy getting raped by 5 spouses.

'Iiiittts the Cirrr-cle of Liiiifeeee!!!

google 'tosh rape' and you'll get plenty of background.