Really hard not to like Matt Cassel.

[Direckshun]

I can't help it. He is everything I like in a quarterback other than his inability to be consistently really, really good.

Kind of a fucked up thing to say. But he's such a good representative for this team. He blocks when run plays swing around, and blocks really, really enthusiastically for a QB. He sticks up for all his teammates, and has never thrown them under a bus. He's got occasional throws when his protection is strong that do genuinely look like brilliant darts into the chest of a receiver.

He's not a drama queen, doesn't crave attention. Gives his time up for charity, married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.

He's really fiery, even having that awesome exchange of words with Haley last year. He'll get in a fight, even a physical fight for the guys in red. He fucks around with his teammates on the sidelines and knows the playbook like a motherfucker.

Sure, he's got the beta-male thing going on, but he's not flawless.

And we all know it: if Matt Cassel was even a pretty good Pro Bowl talent, he'd be your favorite Chief.

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At 4:50, and at 5:14, two examples of Cassel putting his body out there for a teammate, in this case Jamaal Charles.

Seriously, folks. He's done nothing wrong but work his ass off for this team, do everything it takes to win, and be physically limited in what he can do.

He was one of the reasons Baldwin was able to turn it around decently last year. Cassel and Baldwin were BFFs in the preseason, and when the whole locker room could have turned on Baldwin after the Thomas Jones debacle, I'm willing to bet the first thing Cassel did in Baldwin's first practice back was throw him the ball. Cassel might have been the life saver around Baldwin's locker room rep.

I can understand being frustrated with Cassel. I know you all are too. But there is no reason to do anything but just hope the guy gets better.

Stop rooting for injury. Stop calling him an asshole.

Because he's a really fucking good dude, and a decent quarterback. He's been good to this franchise in a lot of ways, and if he was better on the field you guys wouldn't be able to stop sucking him off.

We're all hoping Stanzi gets a shot this year, and I've been consistently mocking QBs to the Chiefs in round 1 next year.

But get your head on straight. Root for Matt Cassel.

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

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The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel

In an NFL that is classified as a passing first league, he is 3-16 when we put the ball in the air more than we run it.

Cassel has a career winning percentage of .1875 against playoff teams (3-13), and is 1-9 as Chiefs quarterback.

Against playoff teams, for his Chiefs career, Cassel averages 148.5 yards passing per game.

Cassel has a career winning percentage of 0.277 against winning teams (5-13). He is 2-8 as Chiefs quarterback against winning teams.

During Gus Cassel's BEST SEASON (2010) he posted a lower deep completion percentage than 2011 Tim Tebow. He has completed 25.7 percent of his passes over 20 yards for his career.

During 2008, Cassel was sacked once every 11 pass attempts. Behind the exact same line Tom Brady was sacked once every 35 attempts. Cassel was also sacked once every 12 attempts behind the 5th rated pass blocking line in Kansas City.

Cassel has a 5-8 record against top 10 defenses and averages 189 yards per game with a TD/INT ratio of 10/13. His teams average 16.6 offensive points per game. His Chiefs teams average 12 offensive points per game.

Cassel has a 3-12 record against Philip Rivers, Peyton Manning, Ben Roethlisberger, Eli Manning, Tony Romo, Matt Schaub, Joe Flacco and Matthew Stafford. In these 15 games, his teams have averaged 14.4 offensive points per game.

[Jerm]

Probably going to get piss pounded for this but I got a sneaky suspicion he's going to have a great season.

[Bewbies]

Do you watch football? Good God you've lost your fucking mind.

[Bowser]

I agree. Other than his complete inability to read an NFL defense and run an NFL passing attack, he seems like a hell of a guy. I'd have a beer with Cassel anytime.

[Smed1065]

The Person Versus the QB.

Great person I believe, sucks as QB.

[Direckshun]

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/casselsuxravens.gif

I assume this was from the playoff game where our WR corps was so terrible we signed Kevin Curtis off the street.

I am in full pro-Cassel mode, people.

FUCKING BRING IT.

[Bewbies]

Probably going to get piss pounded for this but I got a sneaky suspicion he's going to have a great season.

Me too. I also think the Cleveland Browns will go 19-0.

[Direckshun]

Do you watch football? Good God you've lost your ****ing mind.

27-7 in 2010, mother fucker.

We have a mediocre schedule this year. Better receivers. Better OL. And better RBs.

What you say?

[Hammock Parties]

married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.

She's ugly.

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/boston.jpg

[Bowser]

Me too. I also think the Cleveland Browns will go 19-0.

I need to take you to Vegas sometime.

[QuikSsurfer]

I once watched him throw a pick on a screen pass... a hat flip followed.

[Jerm]

Eric Winston alone is going to make Cassel infinitely better....

*runs away and hides*

[Shogun]

Matt Cassel is Jeff Francouer

[Bowser]

I assume this was from the playoff game where our WR corps was so terrible we signed Kevin Curtis off the street.

I am in full pro-Cassel mode, people.

FUCKING BRING IT.

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[Hammock Parties]

We have a mediocre schedule this year.

LMAO

We have a difficult schedule this year.

Especially since Kyle Boller just retired, guaranteeing we don't play him.

[the Talking Can]

Cassel is one of the worst QBs in the league by any metric

he's been stealing money, and wasting the years of our best players

and in our playoff game he played like a complete pussy, embarrassed the franchise

but he doesn't flex like Bowe so chiefs fans love him

[Bewbies]

27-7 in 2010, mother ****er.

We have a mediocre schedule this year. Better receivers. Better OL. And better RBs.

What you say?

He sucks ass. There will be one guy that will hold everyone back, he is your guy.

[Direckshun]

She's ugly.

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/boston.jpg

She's really, really hot.

[BigMeatballDave]

She's really, really hot.

Very average

[Bewbies]

She's really, really hot.

You are blind, or the guy is fucking your girl and you're cowed by him.

[Direckshun]

LMAO

We have a difficult schedule this year.

Especially since Kyle Boller just retired, guaranteeing we don't play him.

After the bye, it is totally manageable. We can go places with this schedule.

The first six games before the bye though... yikes.

[Hammock Parties]

Fuck you, Direckshun. Fuck you.

You are a fucking traitor to the cause.

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[Tribal Warfare]

You are blind, or the guy is fucking your girl and you're cowed by him.

We are being trolled, just roll with it

[the Talking Can]

if you shave both their heads you wouldn't know which one was the man...

[QuikSsurfer]

Very average

This. But if things like this are important for a QB...

::sigh: we should have never let Brodie "retire".

[Bowser]

Very average

Get you goddamned eyesight checked.

Plus, she was a college volleyball player at USC. Have you not perused the volleyball thread in the pics forum? Moran retart!

[Direckshun]

Cassel is one of the worst QBs in the league by any metric

he's been stealing money, and wasting the years of our best players

and in our playoff game he played like a complete pussy, embarrassed the franchise

but he doesn't flex like Bowe so chiefs fans love him

His best season came against a weak schedule, with a great run game, and shit receivers, and a pretty good defense.

Now he has a decent schedule, with a better run game and good receivers, and a Top Ten defense.

[Three7s]

It's alright Direckshun, I'm sure LA Chieffan has your back.

[Direckshun]

Very average

You are blind, or the guy is ****ing your girl and you're cowed by him.

Shrug.

I like her.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

She's ugly.

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/boston.jpg

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Awful pic of her

[Bowser]

if you shave both their heads you wouldn't know which one was the man...

LMAO

[Direckshun]

**** you, Direckshun. **** you.

You are a ****ing traitor to the cause.

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He played within days of having his appendix removed.

[Gonzo]

He has an intangible. Something that puts him above any other NFL qb. I can't put my finger on it, but he has it.

Oh wait...
I know what it is...





He's fucking incompetent.

[Bowser]

He played within days of having his appendix removed.

He's a tough bastard, and seemingly a good dude. That makes his inability to read defenses all the more maddening.

[Direckshun]

He has an intangible. Something that puts him above any other NFL qb. I can't put my finger on it, but he has it.

Oh wait...
I know what it is...

He's ****ing incompetent.

Did you see him on Charles' reverse fields in the OP?

[the Talking Can]

His best season came against a weak schedule, with a great run game, and shit receivers, and a pretty good defense.

Now he has a decent schedule, with a better run game and good receivers, and a Top Ten defense.

he's a terrible QB

a really shitty QB...of course chiefs fans love him

[Hammock Parties]

He played within days of having his appendix removed.

The assassination attempt failed.

[Titty Meat]

Do we need another Matt Cassel thread? Its beating a dead horse at this point.

[Direckshun]

he's a terrible QB

a really shitty QB...of course chiefs fans love him

Please.

He's average.

He's not garbage.

[Hammock Parties]

How fucking dare you create this thread after reading the Declaration of Independence, MO.

And signing it.

This is outstanding.

YOU FUCKING TRAITOR.

[Direckshun]

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[Direckshun]

How ****ing dare you create this thread after reading the Declaration of Independence, MO.

And signing it.

LMAO

[milkman]

I don't give a rat's ass if he's Abe Lincoln, Ghandi, and Nelson Mandela all rolled into one off the field.

He is complete ass on the field.

And that 27-7 stat is an overrated and useless aberration.

[Gonzo]

Did you see him on Charles' reverse fields in the OP?

Trollolololol

[Hammock Parties]

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#22?

#22?

Are you trying to convince yourself you're wrong?

[The Bad Guy]

27-7 in 2010, mother ****er.

We have a mediocre schedule this year. Better receivers. Better OL. And better RBs.

What you say?

I say you've gone off the fucking deep end.

[The Bad Guy]

Please.

He's average.

He's not garbage.

He's in the bottom third of the league.

He's not average.

[Hammock Parties]

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[L.A. Chieffan]

Direkshun...wtf are you doing?

[tk13]

It's an even numbered year. He always plays well in an even numbered year.

[Bowser]

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Fucking shit. I made it to the point where they were showing our injured players. They got to Berry, and there's that prick Stevie Johson blowing his knee out.

[Direckshun]

#22?

#22?

Are you trying to convince yourself you're wrong?

Not at all.

But we can all agree that Jaws' breakdown is accurate.

Cassel's not ass. He's a good game manager who needs a good team to be good.

Good?

[Direckshun]

Trollolololol

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[Mr. Laz]

Matt Cassel is Jeff Francouer

not a bad comparison

[Hammock Parties]

Cassel's not ass. He's a good game manager who needs a good team to be good.

Good?

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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

So Scott Pioli posts here under the name Direckshun. At least now we know.

[el borracho]

#22?

#22?

Are you trying to convince yourself you're wrong?

Ah, he and McCluster have something in common.

[MagicHef]

Re-read the OP with Tebow in mind rather than Cassel. Pretty much everything fits but the stuff about being married.

[aturnis]

married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.<br />
<br />
She's ugly.<br />
<br />
http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/boston.jpg

They share a common chin.

[Just Passin' By]

Posting this on a Saturday night?

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[DeezNutz]

Matt Cassel is Jeff Francouer

With less talent.

[aturnis]

They share a common chin.

Aside from maybe the nose, if you look at their facial features, they look a lot alike. They could pass for siblings.

[whoman69]

I could give a crap if he's a great guy after 40+ years without a SB and 18 years without a playoff win. Its not a popularity contest, its a football game. Matt Cassel is not and never will be good enough. I'm sure Steve Fuller, Todd Blackledge and Steve Bono were all great guys. If he can win a Super Bowl and be a great guy, I suppose that's a bonus. Cassel can only get halfway there. He cannot win a playoff game even if (and that's a big if) he plays well enough to get there, and he certainly can't carry this team to the Super Bowl let alone win it.

[BoneKrusher]

I once watched him throw a pick on a screen pass... a hat flip followed.

me too.

and he dances as well as Fred Astaire when the ball is snapped..

[ZootedGranny]

I oddly see this sentiment a lot (especially at ArrowheadPride), and I don't understand it.

Do you like watching the defense give Cassel chance after chance to put together a scoring drive? Do you enjoy watching this dickhead throw an interception on a screen pass? Do you live to witness him take a sack while a receiver is so open that he could do a fucking Jabberwockeez dance routine? Do you thrill to the thought of Bowe having to do a 45 yard comeback route because Cassel can't get hit him in stride?

In terms of total talent on both sides of the ball, I can't remember a more stacked Chiefs roster in the nearly 25 years I've been watching them. Now I get to watch yet another year of their career get thrown into the trash.

He's not only wasting my time as a fan, but the careers of actual talented players.

HOW
FUCKING
DARE
YOU?

[Molitoth]

Cassel is a great guy, but a terrible QB. There are millions of people in the world that are great guys, yet terrible QB's.

[FlaChief58]

me too.

and he dances as well as Fred Astaire when the ball is snapped..

Your new avatar is kick ass

[Ming the Merciless]

She's ugly.

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/boston.jpg

coming from a virgin who probably hasn't been outside in months...

[Bowser]

I oddly see this sentiment a lot (especially at ArrowheadPride), and I don't understand it.

Do you like watching the defense give Cassel chance after chance to put together a scoring drive? Do you enjoy watching this dickhead throw an interception on a screen pass? Do you live to witness him take a sack while a receiver is so open that he could do a fucking Jabberwockeez dance routine? Do you thrill to the thought of Bowe having to do a 45 yard comeback route because Cassel can't get hit him in stride?

In terms of total talent on both sides of the ball, I can't remember a more stacked Chiefs roster in the nearly 25 years I've been watching them. Now I get to watch yet another year of their career get thrown into the trash.

He's not only wasting my time as a fan, but the careers of actual talented players.

HOW
FUCKING
DARE
YOU?

This is the killer right here. We seriously have a stacked team....except at the most important position on the field. Sad, sad.

[Ming the Merciless]

If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

[DeezNutz]

If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

This is his ceiling, and that's the problem.

I've asked this before, and no one answers: Does anyone on this forum believe the Chiefs have any shot at winning a SB this year? If not, why?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm rooting for him. I have no choice...

[Brock]

Just good enough to get you beat.

[milkman]

If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

I fully expect him to play reasonably well this season.

Mediocre QBs play resonably well all the time.

Mediocre QBs go to pro bowls.

Medicore QBs go to the SB with the same ticket they buy that any other football fan can purchase.

[BoneKrusher]

If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

if is a big word but if he does play well, i'll be right here.
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you can have shotgun on the bandwagon.

[Ming the Merciless]

This is his ceiling, and that's the problem.

I've asked this before, and no one answers: Does anyone on this forum believe the Chiefs have any shot at winning a SB this year? If not, why?

That really isn't his ceiling...at least IMO..

2010 was better than reasonably well, and I do not think that is his ceiling. I think he will break the Chiefs record for TD's this season. With a healthy team around him, I think he will exceed people's expectations.

That being said, he (obviously) needs a good team around him to win. He has one. I would say we have a 'shot' at it...I mean, that is a very vague question. It is not impossible that we win it all....A long shot, certainly since we aren't even favored to in our division.

Might as well root for him to win, since we don't have any better options...I mean what else can we do?

[Ming the Merciless]

if is a big word but if he does play well, i'll be right here.

you can have shotgun on the bandwagon.

I'll be mocking you when it does happen, you wont be fit to ride bitch let alone be driving, loser.

[Hammock Parties]

I think he will break the Chiefs record for TD's this season.

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[BoneKrusher]

I'll be mocking you when it does happen, you wont be fit to ride bitch let alone be driving, loser.

aint gonna happen, because Cassel is THE PATHETIC.loser

[Cheater5]

I'm rooting for him. I have no choice...

I agree with you. Expect the worst but hope for the best. He's not going anywhere unless he's carted off the field. And then, with a flourish we'll just sign some dirtbag like Ken Dorsey.

[Ming the Merciless]

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[the Talking Can]

If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

hilarious

on cue, cassel's cock jockey shows up....

i don't even know how you type with your eyes glazed shut

this thread is priceless

[BoneKrusher]

hilarious

on cue, cassel's cock jockey shows up....

i don't even know how you type with your eyes glazed shut

this thread is priceless

:D
it's sir DroolsMower

[Al Bundy]

One thing I will say about Cassel is worked under a despicable OC/HC last year.

[bricks]

No choice but to root for shit.

But shit sucks out the enthusiasm and dampens optimism towards the season.

Oh well. At least he sets realistic expectations. With Cassel Chiefs are 7-9, 8-8.

[Al Bundy]

aint gonna happen, because Cassel is THE PATHETIC.loser

I wouldn't go that far.. Elvis fucking Grbac was a pathetic loser. Steve Bono was a pathetic loser.

[BoneKrusher]

No choice but to root for shit.

But shit sucks out the enthusiasm and dampens optimism towards the season.

Oh well. At least he sets realistic expectations. With Cassel Chiefs are 7-9, 8-8.

yep, its really hard to get excited about the season.

[BoneKrusher]

I wouldn't go that far.. Elvis ****ing Grbac was a pathetic loser. Steve Bono was a pathetic loser.

Cassel belongs in the crowd you mentioned based on games i've seen him play.

[Ming the Merciless]

I heard and smelled fart wind, must have been Ass in a Can:


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[Al Bundy]

Cassel belongs in the crowd you mentioned based on games i've seen him play.

Not a chance man. Those guys were complete turds on and off the field.

[Ming the Merciless]

yep, its really hard to get excited about the season.

Thats because you are a complete pussy dipshit, and really not honest.

You are excited about the season...You are just trying to fit in with the other dipshits.

[BoneKrusher]

Not a chance man. Those guys were complete turds on and off the field.

never met them off the field just watched the KC Games but they sucked ass no doubt.

[bricks]

yep, its really hard to get excited about the season.

There are some things I look forward to watching like Charles coming back and helping the running game. Watching the defense play solid again and having Berry back will be fun to watch. Ill be looking at how Poe develops during the season.

But that's about it. No hopes. Unless something miraculous happens l, like Stanzi or Quinn come in and light it up but that is a long shot.

[Art Vader]

I am really not looking forward to having to watch this guy play again this season.

[BoneKrusher]

Thats because you are a complete pussy dipshit, and really not honest.

You are excited about the season...You are just trying to fit in with the other dipshits.

i've had Cassel pegged as a "shit you pants QB" since the day he was traded for, there's several members here that will tell you that who know me from another forum.

[Ming the Merciless]

i've had Cassel pegged as a "shit you pants QB" since the day he was traded for, there's several members here that will tell you that who know me from another forum.

Yesof course that gives you total justification for not being excited for the season, so that "you can be right".

People like you are fucking laughable.

You'd rather 'be right' about him sucking than actually root for him to have a good season.

Fuck you and everyone like you.

[Al Bundy]

never met them off the field just watched the KC Games but they sucked ass no doubt.

They were way worse on the field and even worse off of it. Cassel is not the savior but, he isn't a pathetic loser.

[BoneKrusher]

There are some things I look forward to watching like Charles coming back and helping the running game. Watching the defense play solid again and having Berry back will be fun to watch. Ill be looking at how Poe develops during the season.

But that's about it. No hopes. Unless something miraculous happens l, like Stanzi or Quinn come in and light it up but that is a long shot.

for sure, i wanna see Tamba lead the league in sacks, Jamaal lead in Rushing and things like that but as far a counting on Cassel, Never.

[Frankie]

I am in full pro-Cassel mode, people.

I talked to your doctor. Good news! There is a cure for this malady. It's callen Rickicillin.

She's ugly.

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/boston.jpg

DAMN! their children have no chance at a normal chin! :eek:

[BigMeatballDave]

I don't care if he's a good dude.

If Aaron Rodgers was a fucking douchebag, I'd still love him if he were winning SBs here.

If Matt Cassel was a wife-beating deadbeat who owed $100,000 in child support, I'd love him if he were an elite QB winning SBs.

[BoneKrusher]

Yesof course that gives you total justification for not being excited for the season, so that "you can be right".

People like you are ****ing laughable.

You'd rather 'be right' about him sucking than actually root for him to have a good season.

**** you and everyone like you.

you're wrong here, i would love nothing more than to see the Chiefs win a playoff game. been waiting since 93.
if Cassel turned it around and did it i'm man enough to admit i was wrong.

[Brock]

They were way worse on the field and even worse off of it. Cassel is not the savior but, he isn't a pathetic loser.

nice attempt at rewriting history.

[notorious]

**** it, I know I have overused this gif, but it definately fits for this thread.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/damien_lucas/new/Fire_Window_Fall.gif

[BoneKrusher]

They were way worse on the field and even worse off of it. Cassel is not the savior but, he isn't a pathetic loser.

i just have no faith in Cassel to lead this team, none at all. maybe Pathetic loser was too strong of a word to use.

[Sannyasi]

Funny, hating Matt Cassel is about the easiest thing I've ever done. It comes as naturally to me as eating or shitting.

[Direckshun]

My rep is hysterical.

[Ming the Merciless]

you're wrong here,

Nah,I'm right. You are just a bandwagon fan who will 'admit they are wrong' and jump on the bandwagon when success happens.

You won't root for him in the tough times, because you are a pussy.

http://i48.tinypic.com/opv8ea.jpg

[BoneKrusher]

Nah,I'm right. You are just a bandwagon fan who will 'admit they are wrong' and jump on the bandwagon when success happens.

You won't root for him in the tough times, because you are a pussy.

http://i48.tinypic.com/opv8ea.jpg

i don't consider the Bills and Dolphins games from last season to be hard games, he shit his pants bigtime.

wonder who did the teams laundry for those games? :D

[milkman]

I wouldn't go that far.. Elvis ****ing Grbac was a pathetic loser. Steve Bono was a pathetic loser.

GrBac had a shit ton of natural talent.

If you could combine his talent with Cassel's heart and work ethic, you'd have one hell of a QB.

[Hammock Parties]

yep, its really hard to get excited about the season.

I get excited to see my Chiefs play.

As far as excitement that they might make some history?

None.

[Ming the Merciless]

wonder who did the teams laundry for those games? :D

Did you???

So that's where all those missing dirty jock straps went....

Ahhh

[CoMoChief]

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[Ming the Merciless]

I get excited to see my Chiefs play.

As far as excitement that they might make some history?

None.

No chance we win 1 playoff game this season? No chance Matt Cassel breaks Lenny D's record?

COme on man...has to be greater than 'none'.....

YOURE the fraud now.

[FlaChief58]

Cassel sucks, but that's not going to stop me from hoping this team succeds in a big way. This team is fucking loaded and if Matty can come close to 2010 without shitting his pants, I think they can make some noise this year. I want a real QB just like the rest of you, but he's our guy for now. All we can do is hope for the best

[RunKC]

The Chiefs last 7 games are VERY generous.

Bengals-Tough but we play at home. QB's struggle here their first time.
Broncos-Playing at home again is a huge advantage
Panthers-See Bengals
@Browns-They suck and aren't established at all
@Raiders-We OWN them in their house. Won 9 of last 10 there and the 1 loss was in OT.
Colts-See Browns
@Broncos-Only hard game that we should lose.

I can see us going rolling to a 3 game winning streak against the Browns, Raiders and Colts and head into Denver with confidence.

It's all gonna depend on how this team does in the first 5 weeks. If this team is 3-3 going into the bye, that should be considered a win.

[-King-]

Thats because you are a complete pussy dipshit, and really not honest.

You are excited about the season...You are just trying to fit in with the other dipshits.
This.
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[milkman]

No chance we win 1 playoff game this season? No chance Matt Cassel breaks Lenny D's record?

COme on man...has to be greater than 'none'.....

YOURE the fraud now.

You realize that Dawson never attempted more that 354 passes in a season, right?

Of course there's a chance that he will break Dawson's team record.

Even on a run oriented team in this era, that 354 pass attempts would only be 3/4 season's work.

As for winning a playoff game, there's no chance that we win one as the result of Cassel's efforts.

[RunKC]

You realize that Dawson never attempted more that 206 passes in a season, right?

Of course there's a chance that he will break Dawson's team record.

Even on a run oriented team in this era, that 206 pass attempts would only be half a season's work.

As for winning a playoff game, there's no chance that we win one as the result of Cassel's efforts.

I think we could if we play the right team. If a team like the Bengals, Chargers, Bills (if they somehow made it like everyone thinks came into Arrowhead I think we could win.

I'm not afraid of the Jets either. Dirty Sanchez sucks.

[milkman]

I think we could if we play the right team. If a team like the Bengals, Chargers, Bills (if they somehow made it like everyone thinks came into Arrowhead I think we could win.

I'm not afraid of the Jets either. Dirty Sanchez sucks.

I'm saying that a win by the Chiefs in the playoffs, should it happen, would not be because of Cassel.

[RunKC]

I'm saying that a win by the Chiefs in the playoffs, should it happen, would not be because of Cassel.

I agree 100%

[RealSNR]

I can't help it. He is everything I like in a quarterback other than his inability to be consistently really, really good.

Kind of a fucked up thing to say. But he's such a good representative for this team. He blocks when run plays swing around, and blocks really, really enthusiastically for a QB. He sticks up for all his teammates, and has never thrown them under a bus. He's got occasional throws when his protection is strong that do genuinely look like brilliant darts into the chest of a receiver.

He's not a drama queen, doesn't crave attention. Gives his time up for charity, married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.

He's really fiery, even having that awesome exchange of words with Haley last year. He'll get in a fight, even a physical fight for the guys in red. He fucks around with his teammates on the sidelines and knows the playbook like a motherfucker.

Sure, he's got the beta-male thing going on, but he's not flawless.

And we all know it: if Matt Cassel was even a pretty good Pro Bowl talent, he'd be your favorite Chief.

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At 4:50, and at 5:14, two examples of Cassel putting his body out there for a teammate, in this case Jamaal Charles.

Seriously, folks. He's done nothing wrong but work his ass off for this team, do everything it takes to win, and be physically limited in what he can do.

He was one of the reasons Baldwin was able to turn it around decently last year. Cassel and Baldwin were BFFs in the preseason, and when the whole locker room could have turned on Baldwin after the Thomas Jones debacle, I'm willing to bet the first thing Cassel did in Baldwin's first practice back was throw him the ball. Cassel might have been the life saver around Baldwin's locker room rep.

I can understand being frustrated with Cassel. I know you all are too. But there is no reason to do anything but just hope the guy gets better.

Because he's a really fucking good dude, and a decent quarterback. He's been good to this franchise in a lot of ways, and if he was better on the field you guys wouldn't be able to stop sucking him off.

We're all hoping Stanzi gets a shot this year, and I've been consistently mocking QBs to the Chiefs in round 1 next year.
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I color coded your post to make for easy critique.

Bold = False statements/lies/misgivings/less-than-half truths
Red = Debatable statements that need more information or clarification; very likely false statements
Blue = HOLY FUCK ARE YOU EVER FUCKING WRONG ABOUT THIS

[Hammock Parties]

No chance we win 1 playoff game this season? No chance Matt Cassel breaks Lenny D's record?

COme on man...has to be greater than 'none'.....

YOURE the fraud now.

No, there is no chance.

Matt Cassel is 1-9 against playoff teams as our QB.

He is not going to beat anyone in the playoffs. Ever.

And he is never going to approach that record, because 2010 is going to be THE statistical outlier for his career.

We probably won't even make the playoffs. He sucks against good teams. We play alot of 'em.

[Bump]

Tony Gonzalez was a douche in person, but I loved him nevertheless and I fucking hate D-bags. Cassel is an overpaid, piece of crap at QB that's entitled to his position because he gives pioli the best blow jobs.

[Coogs]

I can't help it. He is everything I like in a quarterback other than his inability to be consistently really, really good.


Don't you have to be really, really good once before you can ever talk about being consistent? His best game as a Chief stat wise was probably the game against Denver in Denver a couple of years ago. 400 yards and 4 TD's, 0 INT's. Pretty good numbers. One small problem... we were down 35-0 before he made a mark in the game.

And in games where he has 3 INT's and right around 100 yards, he tells the press he graded out perfect.

Once in a while you kick out some really good threads that make a guy step back and think about things.

This ain't one of them.

[RealSNR]

Have you ever been able to prove that Cassel sticks up for his teammates, Direckshun?

When has he ever taken a bullet for the team? When has he ever said, "It was my fault" when we lost on a stupid fumble or missed assignment on defense? When Robert E Lee got trounced at Gettysburg, did he say to his men, "Guys, we all need to do a better job. We can't win this war without each other, so everybody needs to try harder and work harder."

Do you have any evidence for this Baldwin story? I've heard not one single report about this bullshit.

One need only look to his bullshit when the going gets tough. Throw 4 INTs and are the main goat of a crap loss? "I graded out perfectly." Put up YPG averages worse than JaMarcus Russell for a season and shit your pants against Tim Tebow and Matt Moore? "To be honest when you talk about Peyton Manning and Philip Rivers, I feel like I'm already there." Get even a LIIIITTLE bit of criticism placed on you by a reporter for the team's shortcomings? "This is a team game, and we win and lose as a team."

Some leader. If he were a military officer, his guys would have mutinied on his ass a loooong time ago

[MMXcalibur]

I was officially OFF the Matt Cassel super-fun, action-packed, happy bandwagon when he shit himself in back-to-back games against the Dolphins and Broncos at home last season. The Chiefs battled back from an 0-3 hole to 4-3 and then he lays those two stink bombs.

That said, he's still the Chiefs quarterback and I'll hope he does well along with any other Chiefs player. I'm not so full of spite to the point that I want the team to suffer just to oust the QB. I still want KC to do well this season to the chagrin of many on this board...

...but yeah, I'm all for Stanzi getting a look. I'm more amped for this preseason than any in recent memory simply because of that.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Ill root for castle, hope his new improved release magically turns him into a good player, but only till he loses us a game..

Im giving it till week 2..

[cdcox]

I hope Matt Cassel leads the Chiefs to a Super Bowl win in the same way I hope that Bill Gates knocks on my door and hands me $100M.

[DaneMcCloud]

I hope Matt Cassel leads the Chiefs to a Super Bowl win in the same way I hope that Bill Gates knocks on my door and hands me $100M.

When you see Bill, please send him my way.

:D

[kysirsoze]

I hope Matt Cassel leads the Chiefs to a Super Bowl win in the same way I hope that Bill Gates knocks on my door and hands me $100M.

Nailed it.

[TLO]

Good post Direckshun. That video (well most of it) really gets me pumped for some football.

[DaneMcCloud]

I don't know Matt Cassel. I've never met Matt Cassel. In all honesty, I have no desire or intention to ever meet Matt Cassel.

All that I know about Matt Cassel comes from watching the Chiefs on Sunday and reading his quotes in the press. Those two factors alone give me an infinite amount of reasons to dislike Matt Cassel.

[Hammock Parties]

Have you ever been able to prove that Cassel sticks up for his teammates, Direckshun?

When has he ever taken a bullet for the team? When has he ever said, "It was my fault" when we lost on a stupid fumble or missed assignment on defense? When Robert E Lee got trounced at Gettysburg, did he say to his men, "Guys, we all need to do a better job. We can't win this war without each other, so everybody needs to try harder and work harder."

Do you have any evidence for this Baldwin story? I've heard not one single report about this bullshit.

One need only look to his bullshit when the going gets tough. Throw 4 INTs and are the main goat of a crap loss? "I graded out perfectly." Put up YPG averages worse than JaMarcus Russell for a season and shit your pants against Tim Tebow and Matt Moore? "To be honest when you talk about Peyton Manning and Philip Rivers, I feel like I'm already there." Get even a LIIIITTLE bit of criticism placed on you by a reporter for the team's shortcomings? "This is a team game, and we win and lose as a team."

Some leader. If he were a military officer, his guys would have mutinied on his ass a loooong time ago

THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT

LOYAL TO THE CAUSE

FREEEEDOM

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[cdcox]

THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT

LOYAL TO THE CAUSE

FREEEEDOM

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Gibson runs a good route, but there is no way Cassel can get him the ball that deep.

[FlaChief58]

:LOL:

[Easy 6]

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ROFL

thats a nice retort.

[Hammock Parties]

That's your one-stop shop for Cassel debates this year.

Anyone defends that clown, you feel free to copypasta that atom bomb of Cassel death.

[RunKC]

I hope Cassel does have a season like 2010 this year, along with a playoff win or two. This place would explode and Clayton's spin job would be EPIC

[Hammock Parties]

I hope Cassel does have a season like 2010 this year, along with a playoff win or two. This place would explode and Clayton's spin job would be EPIC

A season where he rides everyone else's coattails, posts shit numbers likes 3200 yards and 58 percent, and sucks a giant satanic cock in the playoffs?

You think I'd need to spin that?

And you bet this place would explode. With RAGE.

[Sfeihc]

My source says that all things being equal Stanzi would be the starter. That being said Cassel didn't have a pot to piss in year 1. Year 2 he's a Pro Bowler, Chiefs win the division and Weis is the OC. Year 3 was a cluster**** from jump street. Maybe this could be a big year for him? After all Daboll came in here with Matt Moore and lit the joint up last season.
I'm just glad Palko is gone.
One more thing. Calm down, Clayton, you freakin' drama queen.

[Ming the Merciless]

My source says that all things being equal Stanzi would be the starter.

http://www.spankthellama.com/hashbrowns/main.php/d/13453-1/interdasting+retard+reaction.jpg

[ChiefsCountry]

I don't want to wish an injury on anyone but a career ender on Cassel would be the best thing for the chiefs franchise.
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[Ming the Merciless]

I don't want to wish an injury on anyone but a career ender on Cassel would be the best thing for the chiefs franchise.
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yes you do, because you are a pea brained spoiled brat moron. Not only that, you have a shitty life so you have to wish ill on others. Even a fucking retard doesnt wish injury on the OTHER team...but guess what, you just weren't raised right.

[RealSNR]

I hope Cassel does have a season like 2010 this year, along with a playoff win or two. This place would explode and Clayton's spin job would be EPICDo I hope his game takes a complete 180 this year and he's actually really really good? And by really really good I mean not like his "Only play well against shit defenses" 2010 self. I mean like a kind of Cassel not even his supporters believed he could become. Do I hope he's that kind of QB? Fuck yes.

But I can guarantee you, the odds of him all of a sudden "getting it" like that having started 4 seasons at age 30 are remote. Super small. Minute. Tiny. How many QBs hold the clipboard for the first few years of their career, finally get an opportunity to start, then suck for 4 years, and then just out of nowhere become super fucking great franchise-level? I'm trying to think, seriously. Rich Gannon is the closest, but he had a far better foundation and skills in place when he first started playing games in the regular season than Cassel. I'm digging back and coming up with names like Elvis Grbac and Jeff George (dude was pretty fucking close to taking the Vikings to the Super Bowl). And that's not quite what we as Chiefs fans have in mind, I'm sure.

[Hammock Parties]

I wish for it every night.

"Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the lord my team to keep

If Cassel dies before I wake

Come morn I'll have a protein shake."

[RealSNR]

Jake Delhomme. That's a good guy to point to.

I liked Jake Delhomme a lot. If Matt can be in-his-prime Jake Delhomme this year, I'll take it.

Again, though. Not. Likely.

[Hammock Parties]

One more thing. Calm down, Clayton, you freakin' drama queen.

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[Sfeihc]

Pawn don't be jealous because your source is WPI.

Clayton, I appreciate your passion but if Dilfer, Hostetler and Rypien can win a Super Bowl so can Cassel. This roster is loaded with talent for the first time since the 90's let see what happens.

[Setsuna]

LOL was this thread really necessary? You know what this would turn into. I call troll thread.

[Hammock Parties]

if Dilfer, Hostetler and Rypien can win a Super Bowl so can Cassel.

http://i46.tinypic.com/4qnc5j.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

Pawn don't be jealous because your source is WPI.


Says the fool who claims to 'have a source' that toldhim "if everything was equal, Stanzi would be starter"

http://derper.com/images/derp/Herp_Derp.jpg

I hate to break this to you, ponyboy, but if all things were equal you would have a bigger dick, better weed and more pussy to fuck.

But you don't.

[RunKC]

A season where he rides everyone else's coattails, posts shit numbers likes 3200 yards and 58 percent, and sucks a giant satanic cock in the playoffs?

You think I'd need to spin that?

And you bet this place would explode. With RAGE.

If he has 27 TD's to 7 INT's and 3,200 yards with this schedule, this team makes the playoffs easily.

I also said that the case was with him winning a playoff game or two.

[Hammock Parties]

If he completes 58 percent of his passes for 200 yards a game, we aren't winning shit, division titles and playoff games included.

[RealSNR]

If he completes 58 percent of his passes for 200 yards a game, we aren't winning shit, division titles and playoff games included.
If we get Tebow's brokedick Steelers or the Bengals, then maybe.

[In58men]

Says the fool who claims to 'have a source' that toldhim "if everything was equal, Stanzi would be starter"

http://derper.com/images/derp/Herp_Derp.jpg

I hate to break this to you, ponyboy, but if all things were equal you would have a bigger dick, better weed and more pussy to ****.

But you don't.


Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

[Ming the Merciless]

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[RealSNR]

Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Go choke on a giant spiked periody dildo and fuck your cunt with your whore mother's dried fucking afterbirth, pig fucker

[OzarksChiefsFan]

He says all the right things, kisses all the right hind ends but when the game is on the line have you ever noticed the amount of sweat he produces?

He gets nervous and in the NFL you have to be able to threaten teams deep and he can't.

The Ravens rolled their coverage up and ignored the deep ball and crushed us. The following year every other team did the same.

You have to complete more than %25 of your passes over 20 yards. I don't care if our QB is married to Fat Bastard if he plays like Tom Brady or Joe Montana.

[RealSNR]

Our QB already IS married to Fat Bastard /Omaha

[crazycoffey]

Barring major injuries, and despite all the casshole hate, he will win us a playoff game or I'll never post here again.

[Titty Meat]

Barring major injuries, and despite all the casshole hate, he will win us a playoff game or I'll never post here again.

Well......bye

[Ming the Merciless]

Well......bye

How bout some of the haters put their junk on the line?


I doubt it...

No balls

[jd1020]

Well......bye

If Tebow can lead a playoff victory Cassel can. But... I'm not holding my breath that it happens before he's designated to full time backup after his contract in KC is up.

[Hammock Parties]

How bout some of the haters put their junk on the line?


I doubt it...

No balls

You bitch. What do you think I did?

[In58men]

Go choke on a giant spiked periody dildo and **** your **** with your whore mother's dried ****ing afterbirth, pig ****er

Here's his neg comment he left me on the avatar situation


07-29-2012 02:19 AM Pawnmower. "If I was any easierI would use lube b4 i ramm it in you"

[crazycoffey]

Well......bye

And if he does, will you never post again?

[Ming the Merciless]

You bitch. What do you think I did?

I have no idea..what did you do?

edit---please tell me you didnt make a silly bet for 2012

please

[Hammock Parties]

I have no idea..what did you do?

:#:#


We are not winning 10 games this season. If we do, I'll leave for a full year.

[crazycoffey]

I have no idea..what did you do?

edit---please tell me you didnt make a silly bet for 2012

please

I know I'm missing something, but he fucked his mom for the chiefs to get pioli. And he's fucked his dog(with peanut butter) to get rid of hailey. He offered to fuck his sister to get stanzi a start and he'll off himself if the chiefs win the superbowl this year.

[RealSNR]

Here's his neg comment he left me on the avatar situation


07-29-2012 02:19 AM Pawnmower. "If I was any easierI would use lube b4 i ramm it in you"I resisted Pawnmower initially too, but once I just laid back and took his forceful rams in the ass, it was kind of nice

[In58men]

I resisted Pawnmower initially too, but once I just laid back and took his forceful rams in the ass, it was kind of nice

I'll have to follow in your footsteps then.

[RealSNR]

If Tebow can lead a playoff victory Cassel can. But... I'm not holding my breath that it happens before he's designated to full time backup after his contract in KC is up.Tebow had a great matchup. He ain't beating the Baltimore Ravens in the playoffs

And neither will Cassel, unless we get them when they're at broke dick strength.

[Ming the Merciless]

:#:#

Ugggh...

SOrry to see this man....8-(

Why the heck would you do that? It seems the vegas number is 8.5 wins (50 %ish we get 9 or more, 50%ish we get less than 8 or less wins)

That seems a fairly risky bet...youre really only a Denver slip or a lucky bounce away from being gone for a year .....

Anyhow it would suck to lose you for a year....as much as I enjoy talking trash to you, I think that's a bad bet man. Even if you win, I don't think it was worth the risk.

[BoneKrusher]

Did you???

So that's where all those missing dirty jock straps went....

Ahhh

you're all confused now.
you're the one that's sniffing Cassels jock repeatedly, not me. :D

[memyselfI]

I'm an unabashed Cassel supporter. I have relatively high hopes he will have a good season this year. Unlike Grbackup, Cassel is a nice guy who is involved in the community and who genuinely seems to give a shit.

[milkman]

I'm an unabashed Cassel supporter. I have relatively high hopes he will have a good season this year. Unlike Grbackup, Cassel is a nice guy who is involved in the community and who genuinely seems to give a shit.

Like we give a rat's ass what a stupid bitch supports.

[BoneKrusher]

Like we give a rat's ass what a stupid bitch supports.

yeah.
i think Cassel's the worst QB to play in the NFL but who gives a rats ass what i think.

[whoman69]

I have relatively high hopes he will have a good season this year.

I'm sure everyone was waiting for this. Now we can all breathe. Way to be strong with your opinions.

[the Talking Can]

who wants to start the Really Hard Not To Like Tyler Palko thread?

he sucks, but he bags his own groceries...

[Coogs]

I hope Cassel does have a season like 2010 this year, along with a playoff win or two. This place would explode and Clayton's spin job would be EPIC

The whole 2010 repeat would be fine by me... minus one part. The having to throw the ball away at the very first sign of trouble.

There will be games when the team will be able to run for 150-200 yards and we will win.

But there are also going to be games when that does not happen, and the team is going to have to rely on the QB to carry the load. There is just no history there to indicate that Cassel is the QB to do that... including the 27-7 season that is/was 2010.

[Coogs]

who wants to start the Really Hard Not To Like Tyler Palko thread?

he sucks, but he bags his own groceries...

Here you go...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253300&highlight=Palko

[loochy]

So i thought this was a joke thread. WTF man? You might deserve a short ban for this.

[Sure-Oz]

Jeff Francouer of QB's

[Hammock Parties]

who wants to start the Really Hard Not To Like Tyler Palko thread?

he sucks, but he bags his own groceries...

Kurt Warner bagged his own groceries, so maybe someday Tyler Palko can be the next Rich Gannon and post stats like Trent Green.

[Dave Lane]

Barring major injuries, and despite all the casshole hate, he will win us a playoff game or I'll never post here again.

See ya

[loochy]

Barring major injuries, and despite all the casshole hate, he will win us a playoff game or I'll never post here again.

HE will win a playoff game? HE!?!?!

NO! HE will not win a playoff game. The CHIEFS would be the ones winning this hypothetical game and they will do it DESPITE mark castle.

[Hammock Parties]

he will win us a playoff game or I'll never post here again.

If you never post here again, I'll never post here again.

[Ming the Merciless]

If you never post here again, I'll never post here again.

wtf people

I know its been a LOOOOOOONG off season, and a long ass time since we have won a playoff game.....

But please, calm down.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm serious. If Coffey leaves forever, and never comes back, I'll leave this place forever on the day he dies. And the bet is off if he's reincarnated.

[wazu]

I mainly dislike Matt because he lacks accountability. Not a stand up guy at all. Uses "we" way too much when answering for his own failures. Lacks character.

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm serious. If Coffey leaves forever, and never comes back, I'll leave this place forever on the day he dies. And the bet is off if he's reincarnated.

Well if clayton leaves , I'm fucking gone.

Fuck that

[BoneKrusher]

NO! HE will not win a playoff game. The CHIEFS would be the ones winning this hypothetical game and they will do it DESPITE mark castle.

yep it's been almost 20 years since the Chiefs won a playoff game and there's NO WAY cassel will get'r'done.

[Ming the Merciless]

yep it's been almost 20 years since the Chiefs won a playoff game and there's NO WAY cassel will get'r'done.

This is so retarded...All that has to happen is for us to win the division (again) and get a home playoff game.....we'd probably have fairly close to a 50/50 shot.

Cassel's got a couple seasons left, so you have about a 50/50 chance of looking like a total moron.

Personally I don't know why you insist on doing that, but hey....I enjoy laughing at you.

[BoneKrusher]

This is so retarded...All that has to happen is for us to win the division (again) and get a home playoff game.....we'd probably have fairly close to a 50/50 shot.

Cassel's got a couple seasons left, so you have about a 50/50 chance of looking like a total moron.

Personally I don't know why you insist on doing that, but hey....I enjoy laughing at you.

he already had a home playoff game and shit his pants.

[Ming the Merciless]

he already had a home playoff game and shit his pants.

Oh I see ....We couldn't possibly get a different opponent or have a different outcome....

Cool.

You might not be very smart, but you really make up for it with a lack of creativity.

[BoneKrusher]

Oh I see ....We couldn't possibly get a different opponent or have a different outcome....

Cool.

You might not be very smart, but you really make up for it with a lack of creativity.

thanks Yawnmower, i thrive to.

[milkman]

Oh I see ....We couldn't possibly get a different opponent or have a different outcome....

Cool.

You might not be very smart, but you really make up for it with a lack of creativity.

BK didn't deliver the point all that well, but it is a valid point.

Matt Cassel in pressure situations doesn't play at his very limited best.

Playoffs are pressure filled situations.

Expecting a different level of play from Cassel in a pressure situation simply because of a different opponent is like expecting like expecting to have your ass to come away unscathed if you pour gas on and it and light it with a match.

[BoneKrusher]

BK didn't deliver the point all that well, but it is a valid point.

Matt Cassel in pressure situations doesn't play at his very limited best.

Playoffs are pressure filled situations.

Expecting a different level of play from Cassel in a pressure situation simply because of a different opponent is like expecting like expecting to have your ass to come away unscathed if you pour gas on and it and light it with a match.

what he said^

[Hammock Parties]

I mainly dislike Matt because he lacks accountability. Not a stand up guy at all. Uses "we" way too much when answering for his own failures. Lacks character.

The regime doesn't hold him accountable for his shit play, so why should he hold himself accountable?

[BoneKrusher]

The regime doesn't hold him accountable for his shit play, so why should he hold himself accountable?

he gets a cakewalk and Bowe gets the boot.

[Hammock Parties]

Cassel's got a couple seasons left, so you have about a 50/50 chance of looking like a total moron.


Cassel has a 100/0 chance of looking like a total moron.

[BoneKrusher]

Cassel has a 100/0 chance of looking like a total moron.

this

[Ming the Merciless]

Cassel has a 100/0 chance of looking like a total moron.

Would that be before or after you take a year long break from Chiefsplanet?

[Ming the Merciless]

this

http://i46.tinypic.com/rwnehg.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Would that be before or after you take a year long break from Chiefsplanet?

Before and after. And on the next team he's on. And probably on the rec league team he plays on in retirement.

[Ming the Merciless]

Before and after. And on the next team he's on. And probably on the rec league team he plays on in retirement.

So even after we win 10 games this season, when you said there is no way in hell, you still won't give the man any props at all?

If so, you deserve a year off.

[threebag]

Damn pawnmower is all over Matts Vessel.

[threebag]

Matt Cassel isnt nor will he ever be worth two shits. It doesn't even matter if it was "the perfect situation". The mother****er sucks. Period

[Hammock Parties]

So even after we win 10 games this season, when you said there is no way in hell, you still won't give the man any props at all?

If so, you deserve a year off.

If we win 10 games, against this schedule, and these quarterbacks, he will deserve a mountain of credit.

Even then I'll probably end up telling him, and his fans, to fuck off, because he will blow our season in some horrible fashion.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I think most of you are going to be real surprised with Cassell this year. Last year was an aberration.

[milkman]

So even after we win 10 games this season, when you said there is no way in hell, you still won't give the man any props at all?

If so, you deserve a year off.

A team can win 10 games running the ball and playing defense.

I don't believe this team has the defense yet to accomplish this, but there is the possibilty that they do.

This team won't win 10 games because of anything that Cassel does.

[threebag]

And to spew anything other than that out of that dick hole in your face speaks volumes about you.

[threebag]

Just Plain Ole Fuck Matt Cassel.

[milkman]

I think most of you are going to be real surprised with Cassell this year. Last year was an aberration.

Last year was not an abberartion.

We saw what a limited QB in a difficult situation is.

You put a good QB in a similar situation, he passes for neraly 5000 yards and leads his team to a SB.

[Hammock Parties]

And to spew anything other than that out of that dick hole in your face speaks volumes about you.

LMAO

That should go in the preamble to the Declaration of Independence, MO.

[TimeForWasp]

I'm thinking Cassel will have his best season so far. I do want to see Stanzi though so I have mixed feelings about my gut feeling.

[L.A. Chieffan]

You put a good QB in a similar situation, he passes for neraly 5000 yards and leads his team to a SB.

LMAO HAHA

NOW who is trolling?

[milkman]

The Giant defense and running game showed up in the last quarter of the season, and in the playoffs.

They did not show up for the first 3 quarters of the season, however, and the only reason they had the chance to come on strong at the end of the season is because Eli kept them afloat.

[crazycoffey]

LMAO HAHA

NOW who is trolling?

He is the obvious king of obvious trolls.

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO HAHA

NOW who is trolling?

Eli Manning had the #32 running game and #27 defense last year. And the worst pass blocking OL.

5,000 yards.

Suck on that giant franchise QB cock.

[threebag]

LMAO HAHA

NOW who is trolling?

If Kyle Orton started for the CHIEFS as soon as Matt was Injured you probably would have a different taste in your mouth.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Eli Manning had the #32 running game and #27 defense last year. And the worst pass blocking OL.

5,000 yards.

Suck on that giant franchise QB cock.

WTF are you talking about? The Giants had the #3 Defense in the entire league last year. And lets just forget they happen to have one of the best coaches in the league and not "FUCK THE WORLD" Todd Haley.

EDIT: #3 in the postseason, one of the best defenses in the second half

[L.A. Chieffan]

If Kyle Orton started for the CHIEFS as soon as Matt was Injured you probably would have a different taste in your mouth.

Damn right, Cassel wouldve been excused for the entire clusterfuck season that was last year

[Ming the Merciless]

LMAO HAHA

NOW who is trolling?

OMG did that ****ing ass hat REALLY say that?

Thank god I have that piece of shit on ignore....That has to be the single most stupid ****ing comment I have ever seen...

So you lose your best players to ACL in week 1 and you are supposed to throw for 5000 yards and win the SB...

LOL.........

Sounds like a little retarded kid whose mommy gave him a medal for finishing in 7th every time.

[BoneKrusher]

Just Plain Ole **** Matt Cassel.

yep as the chiefs QB he plain sucks.
but away from football he seems like the kind of guy you would want your daughter to date/marry.
the problem is we need a QB not a QB who's a good guy off the field.

[Hammock Parties]

The Giants had the #3 Defense in the entire league last year.

You are really stupid or something. Try reading an ESPN stat sheet. #27

[Hammock Parties]

Eli had to throw 58 goddamn times in the NFC Championship, and his team won by 3 points.

Think about Cassel in that kind of game. How many sacks would he allow if he had to pass that much? How many turnovers?

Eli had 0 turnovers, was sacked only 3 times. Against a nasty fucking D.

[L.A. Chieffan]

You are really stupid or something. Try reading an ESPN stat sheet. #27

I see you have no rebuttal for the Haley factor

[L.A. Chieffan]

Eli had to throw 58 goddamn times in the NFC Championship, and his team won by 3 points.

Think about Cassel in that kind of game. How many sacks would he allow if he had to pass that much? How many turnovers?

Eli had 0 turnovers, was sacked only 3 times. Against a nasty fucking D.

With our new weapons and new line and new defense Cassell won't have to throw that much, we'll be so far ahead.

[bboss4]

Felt compelled to waste time signing in to reply to this abomination of a post by the clueless OP. You are a ******* idiot. Back in 2011 he made a waitress cry in Applebee's bc he didn't get a refill when she came back to his table(Pro Bowl must have really got to his head). Yeah, great dude. Who gives a **** if you think he's a good guy, where does that get you in the league? He's a horrible quarterback and I'm baffled there are some out there who still try and convince themselves he can take this team anywhere.

[Hammock Parties]

Back in 2011 he made a waitress cry in Applebee's bc he didn't get a refill when she came back to his table(Pro Bowl must have really got to his head).

Excellent, the deep throat report that confirms Cassel is, in fact, a piece of human trash.

[J Diddy]

Felt compelled to waste time signing in to reply to this abomination of a post by the clueless OP. You are a ******* idiot. Back in 2011 he made a waitress cry in Applebee's bc he didn't get a refill when she came back to his table(Pro Bowl must have really got to his head). Yeah, great dude. Who gives a **** if you think he's a good guy, where does that get you in the league? He's a horrible quarterback and I'm baffled there are some out there who still try and convince themselves he can take this team anywhere.

OH SHITZ, HE MADE A WAITRESS CRY!!!

Snapz, well we need to cut him right now.

Moron.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Felt compelled to waste time signing in to reply to this abomination of a post by the clueless OP. You are a ******* idiot. Back in 2011 he made a waitress cry in Applebee's bc he didn't get a refill when she came back to his table(Pro Bowl must have really got to his head). Yeah, great dude. Who gives a **** if you think he's a good guy, where does that get you in the league? He's a horrible quarterback and I'm baffled there are some out there who still try and convince themselves he can take this team anywhere.

Wtf does some skank at applebees have to do with anything?

[J Diddy]

Wtf does some skank at applebees have to do with anything?

She wasn't a skank. That fine woman was someone's mother. She had 2 broken legs, a broken arm and Cassel still yelled at her for not moving fast enough.

I heard that he said, "If Haley was here he'd already have skullfucked you bitch."

[threebag]

Damn right, Cassel wouldve been excused for the entire cluster**** season that was last year

You're shitting me right?

With our new weapons and new line and new defense Cassell won't have to throw that much, we'll be so far ahead.

WTF??? If one of your weapons was a grenade how great would it be if you couldn't pull the ****ing pin?

Receivers/Running Backs need a ****ing compitent Quarteback.

WTF are going to set up the ****ing run with the ****ing run? Great Strategy

[Discuss Thrower]

Why would a millionaire go to Applebee's?

[L.A. Chieffan]

You're shitting me right?



WTF??? If one of your weapons was a grenade how great would it be if you couldn't pull the ****ing pin?

Receivers/Running Backs need a ****ing compitent Quarteback.

WTF are going to set up the ****ing run with the ****ing run? Great Strategy

Football is a TEAM sport. How fucking good is your qb going to look if he's on his ass the entire time, or every running play Thomas jones falls down? Huh smart guy?

[J Diddy]

Why would a millionaire go to Applebee's?

Apparently to yell at the waitresses.

[Hammock Parties]

She wasn't a skank. That fine woman was someone's mother. She had 2 broken legs, a broken arm and Cassel still yelled at her for not moving fast enough.

I heard that he said, "If Haley was here he'd already have skullfucked you bitch."

And then he stuck his hand up her skirt and said "do you know who I am?"

[Ming the Merciless]

Apparently to yell at the waitresses.

seems legit though, i mean he has been a member since 2010...

The whole applebees thing was just too much for bboss to take I guess

I prefer hooters.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I always yell at Applebee's waiters. I thought that was what you were supposed to do.

[Ming the Merciless]

MY GOD DAMN FROZEN FOOD WASNT MICROWAVED / DEEP FRIED GOOD ENOUGH BY YOUR SPANISH SPEAKING "CHEF", WHORE

[threebag]

seems legit though, i mean he has been a member since 2010...

The whole applebees thing was just too much for bboss to take I guess

I prefer hooters.

Twin Peaks > Hooters

[L.A. Chieffan]

Matt Cassell.

He was mean to a waitress. BAN HIM FROM THE NFL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

His exact quote was "Come at me ho"

[ChiefsCountry]

Matt Casell is everything that is wrong with this damn franchise and sooner his ass can be off the team we can move forward. Pioli's damn fucking ego is screwing us over by trotting this turd out there.

[Direckshun]

Matt Casell is everything that is wrong with this damn franchise

Explain.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Who cares if he's a good guy?

I'll take a team of convicted felons if they win a Super Bowl.