When Sea Hag wants a beer, give Sea Hag a beer!

[Stewie]

A Florida Keys woman known as Sea Hag has been charged with fatally shooting a man who refused to give her a beer.

Carolyn Dukeshire, 62, was arrested late Sunday, charged with first-degree murder.

According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, Dukeshire shot 64-year-old Martin Mazur five times after Mazur denied her a beer. Casey Whippo, who was with Mazur at the time of the shooting told police they had just returned from dinner to Mazur's house in Conch Key, were sitting outside and had just opened a beer. Dukeshire walked around the side of the house and asked if she could have one, the witness told investigators. When Mazur refused, he said, she opened fire, shooting him in the abdomen, twice in the back and once in the wrist.

After a struggle, she tossed the gun into a canal and sat down before police arrived. Mazur was rushed to Fisherman's Hospital in Marathon, Fla., where he later died.

According to KeysNews.com, Dukeshire, a fisherwoman, is being held without bond in the Monroe County Detention Center.

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[In58men]

I'd hit it

[SuperChief]

20 bucks says Sea Hag is a butterface. That body be ROCKIN.

[Aries Walker]

Popeye was not available for comment.

[gblowfish]

Well Blow Me Down!

[SuperChief]

Turns out it's Nick Nolte researching a role for his upcoming film "Sea Hag in the 21st Century."

[blaise]

Some people say that the woman's to blame, but I think it's the old dude's fault.

[Setsuna]

I bet that beer cost about $1 and instead cost him his life. So sad when you choose beer over life.

[gblowfish]

I wonder what kind of beer it was? I see a commercial idea brewing here....

[KCUnited]

Schlitz when are people getting shot over a damn beer?

[blaise]

Is it BadGirl?

[Sully]

Of Coors, if he'd have given her the beer, things would be just fine. Not a Budding problem.

[Sully]

This, though, is beyond the pale...ale.

[tooge]

I wonder what kind of beer it was? I see a commercial idea brewing here....

Sea Hag Beer. You'll kill for one!

[KCUnited]

I wonder what kind of beer it was? I see a commercial idea brewing here....

Colt 45

[blaise]

Of course he wouldn't give her a beer. He needed all he could get to be drunk enough to fuck her.

[KCUnited]

Looks like she took a swig of Keystone right before that photo was taken.

[gblowfish]

Looks like she took a swig of Keystone right before that photo was taken.

Even Keith Stone isn't smooth enough to pork that!

[chaotic646]

Witnesses say after he was shot he complained he could barley breathe.

[chaotic646]

Judging by that photo, that lady is obviously Pabst her prime...

[KCUnited]

So the beer this guy was drinking was pretty much crap and I'm sure that once he got 1/3 of the way through the beer and realized it was crap, he would've been like "somebody ****ing shoot me."

[Rain Man]

If you do a google map look at Conch Key, it appears that she wiped out 1 percent of the island's entire population.

[BigChiefFan]

What the fuck is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a fucking beer?

[Just Passin' By]

What the **** is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a ****ing beer?

Might have been a craft beer

[gblowfish]

Looks like the victim got several shots with his beer!

[KCUnited]

What the **** is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a ****ing beer?

Why ask why

[LiveSteam]

David Lee Roth no?

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[KCUnited]

David Lee Roth no?

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Mama Fratelli

[Rain Man]

What the **** is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a ****ing beer?

It wasn't really about the beer. He was convinced that it was less filling, while she was adamant that it tastes great.

[JD10367]

Some people say that the woman's to blame, but I think it's the old dude's fault.

Rep. If he'd just had her lost shaker of salt...

[Bump]

What the **** is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a ****ing beer?

they kill people for less than that in other places

[Frazod]

A mother and her two adult children were charged with assault with a deadly weapon, robbery and attempted kidnapping of the woman's (presumably ex at this point) boyfriend. The attack happened after an argument over salad dressing. Yes, SALAD DRESSING. The best part was, the victim left the attackers' home where the argument took place, and went back to his own house. They followed him there and jumped him.

Over salad dressing.

:spock:

(Heard this on the radio, no link)

[frankotank]

Sea Hag....in better days....

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[Rain Man]

A mother and her two adult children were charged with assault with a deadly weapon, robbery and attempted kidnapping of the woman's (presumably ex at this point) boyfriend. The attack happened after an argument over salad dressing. Yes, SALAD DRESSING. The best part was, the victim left the attackers' home where the argument took place, and went back to his own house. They followed him there and jumped him.

Over salad dressing.

:spock:

(Heard this on the radio, no link)


They attacked his ranch.

[Frazod]

They attacked his ranch.

And then fled to the Thousand Islands.

[Imon Yourside]

Which planeteer was married to that?

[Frazod]

Here's a link to the salad dressing assault.

http://posttrib.suntimes.com/14041575-537/woman-children-charged-in-attack-on-lake-station-man.html

[Rain Man]

And then fled to the Thousand Islands.

Which they captured from the French.

[scho63]

A Florida Keys woman known as Sea Hag has been charged with fatally shooting a man who refused to give her a beer.

Carolyn Dukeshire, 62, was arrested late Sunday, charged with first-degree murder.


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I thought that was a dude!!! :eek:

[Frazod]

Which they captured from the French.

They deeply vinaigrette the attack.

[seclark]

she looks like billy greer.
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[BigChiefFan]

And then fled to the Thousand Islands.

...and learned to speak French or was it Italian?

[BigChiefFan]

I think it was Russian.

[Setsuna]

RAAAAAGGGGGEEEE!!!!!

[frankotank]

I thought that was a dude!!! :eek:

yeah
remember kids...carolyn dukeshire spelled backwards is nick nolte

Sea Hag....in better days....

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[LiveSteam]

yeah
remember kids...carolyn dukeshire spelled backwards is nick nolte

ROFL

[Rain Man]

...and learned to speak French or was it Italian?

His girlfriend was initially afraid of him, but with the help of her kids, his honey mustard the courage to attack.

[Cornstock]

Rep. If he'd just had her lost shaker of salt...

I'm guessing there's more to this story. Maybe she was already mad because she blew out her flip-flop and stepped on a pop top.

[Cornstock]

Which they captured from the French.

Dorothy Lynch negotiated the terms of the surrender.

[journeyscarab]

I thought that was a dude!!! :eek:

Dog the bounty hunter without tv makeup?

[KChiefer]

Her accuracy earned a blue ribbon

[KChiefer]

You guys are jumping to conclusions. I'll steele reserve my judgement until her day in court.

[TimeForWasp]

Judging by that photo, that lady is obviously Pabst her prime...

She needs to wipe that Pabst smear off her face.

[TimeForWasp]

What the **** is wrong with people? Killing somebody over a ****ing beer?

He called her a poopy face.