The new ***OFFICIAL 2012 KC Chiefs Training Camp Thread***

[Frankie]

With all due respect to John_Wayne his thread on the subject has turned into a shit fest. 1600 posts and I bet less than 100 posts contain news and reports from the camp. So please everyone, start posting reports and news from the camp here and keep opining to a minimum. You can always go to the other thread for that shit.

Again, sorry John_Wayne.

[KcMizzou]

Heh. Best of luck.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Q

[OnTheWarpath15]

:facepalm:

[Strongside]

This is the best news in weeks.

[Titty Meat]

This thread sucks.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'm going to laugh my ass off when the mods decide to merge this with the thread he was trying to replace.

Fucking attention whore.

[Hammock Parties]

I blame Macho Man.

And when Cassel comes out and has a decent season, you'll be lip locked on his jock.

[petegz28]

Stanzi sucks :evil:

[mlyonsd]

American Airlines flight 232 to Chicago tower, something doesn't feel right.

[OnTheWarpath15]

American Airlines flight 232 to Chicago tower, something doesn't feel right.

LMAO

[Frankie]

I don't give a flying shit if this thread doesn't go anywhere. Somebody had to do this and I did it. If it takes, great, if it doesn't your loss (and mine too). Good luck trying to read camp news amidst all the shit raining in the other thread.

[In58men]

I thought my threads were bad. WTF

[Titty Meat]

I don't give a flying shit if this thread doesn't go anywhere. Somebody had to do this and I did it. If it takes, great, if it doesn't your loss (and mine too). Good luck trying to read camp news amidst all the shit raining in the other thread.



This is a discussion board moron. If you want updates without conversation join twitter.

[DeezNutz]

Currently a drizzle of shit in this thread, with heavier precipitation expected later in the evening.

[Ceej]

I don't give a flying shit if this thread doesn't go anywhere. Somebody had to do this and I did it. If it takes, great, if it doesn't your loss (and mine too). Good luck trying to read camp news amidst all the shit raining in the other thread.

Ask Billay to lick your ass, old man.

[yhf]

Never thought the day would come but here it is.

I agree with Frankie. The other thread is a shitcircus. The idea of having two threads, one for shit juggling and dick measuring, the other for actual training camp news aint so shabby.

[DeezNutz]

But now we're 18 posts in without a single update. Should there be another thread?

[stonedstooge]

Cool. A new thread to argue about another thread

[Titty Meat]

Let's take this thread to DC shall we?

[mr. tegu]

Lets play some football!

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[DeezNutz]

Breaking news: Cassel sucks.

[tk13]

Twitter reports indicate all three QB's went to the bathroom tonight. Cassel's urine was consistently in the toilet, while Quinn and Stanzi were much more erratic. The janitor is angry.

[milkman]

I absolutely despise John Wayne the poster, and that useless dumbass should never have been allowed to start the TC thread.

I also find the argument that has been going on the last two days in that thread to be tedious and tiresome.

And even with that in mind, this thread is a stupid fucking idea.

[tk13]

@stjoejanitor
Cassel looking like the best of three QBs to me, but I'm spending way too much time on the floor cleaning to tell.

[Hammock Parties]

I absolutely despise John Wayne the poster, and that useless dumbass should never have been allowed to start the TC thread.

I also find the argument that has been going on the last two days in that thread to be tedious and tiresome.

And even with that in mind, this thread is a stupid fucking idea.

everything sucks! LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

Bowe has reported to camp, is importing the sluts of St. Joe.

[DeezNutz]

@stjoejanitor
Cassel looking like the best of three QBs to me, but I'm spending way too much time on the floor cleaning to tell.

This is bullshit. Every other janitor has been praising Stanzi's urine, and this isn't just the corn talking.

[In58men]

James Holmes > this thread

[Dayze]

What the hell is going on in here

[tk13]

@farmerDB
Stanzi looks like the best QB by a country mile out there! If this team was Hee Haw, he'd be Roy Clark!

[Dayze]

Meanwhile Cassel is Minnie Pearl



....or Suck Owens

[milkman]

@farmerDB
Stanzi looks like the best QB by a country mile out there! If this team was Hee Haw, he'd be Roy Clark!

And the DBs would be picking and grinning?

[Ceej]

Time for Frankie to get Eiffel Towered times infinity

[Titty Meat]

@nickathan
Just saw Javier Arenas licking a co-eds ASS

[In58men]

@TheRealScottPioli
If Cassel doesn't succeed I Firmly believe Stanzi is the answer and we will see what he can bring in 2013. #Picnsave

[tk13]

@unclerico
That Stanzi sure does look good, but if coach would put me in we'd win the state championship. Back in 82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

[In58men]

@KurtCobain
Hi fellow Chief fans it's me Joey I just wanted to say I love Cassel and I carved his name into my left arm.

[Titty Meat]

@MitchHolthus
Haven't seen a 3 way competition like this since Frankie's mom in a bukkake

[mr. tegu]

This just in! Breaking news on the crawler on ESPN! Must be posted in the super official training camp thread...Oh wait nevermind...it was nothing...there is nothing to report.

[Strongside]

@AdamSchefter
Ricky Stanzi wins gold medal in the mens all around gymnastics. Was a late addition to the competition, but was clearly the best out there.

[tk13]

@#1ChargerFan
I really like how Rivers looks in training ca... who am I kidding, I don't even exist.

[In58men]

@MattCassel
I can't wait to ruin another season for these Chief fans. Pick six coming your way @TyvonBranch

[Hammock Parties]

@AdamSchefter
Ricky Stanzi wins gold medal in the mens all around gymnastics. Was a late addition to the competition, but was clearly the best out there.

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[Strongside]

@DBowe82
Not reporting to camp until Stanzi is the starter. He's clearly the best out there.

[In58men]

@ToddHaley
**** you @BigBen you injury prone piece of shit QB. A little tear in your rotator cup? **** you chump. Get back on the ****ing field cock sucker.

[Reerun_KC]

@AdamSchefter
Ricky Stanzi wins gold medal in the mens all around gymnastics. Was a late addition to the competition, but was clearly the best out there.
Well that answers that question. Dude likes to play Penn St in the shower.

[Strongside]

@ToddBlackledge
Matt Cassel sucks.

[In58men]

@ToddBlackledge
Matt Cassel sucks.

ROFL

/thread

[Hammock Parties]

@DrunkToddHaley
I bet Dwayne Bowe is living in a bunch of different hotels where its set up that there is a girl in each room right now #Chiefs

[In58men]

@RyanLeaf
Who's Cassel?

[Strongside]

1995 Chiefs playoffs > This thread

[BigMeatballDave]

@SteveBono
Matt Cassel is worse than KC restaurants

[In58men]

Cassel > This thread



..................had to do it

[Strongside]

@SteveBono
Matt Cassel is worse than KC restaurants

Well considering there are some damn fine restaurants in this town, I'd say yes, Steve. Yes he is worse. Substantially. Now get the fuck out of here.

[Hammock Parties]

@KingCarlLeather
Having dinner with my 07 #1 pick. For every dollar Pioli doesn't pay, I pay three.

[BigMeatballDave]

Well considering there are some damn fine restaurants in this town, I'd say yes, Steve. Yes he is worse. Substantially. Now get the fuck out of here.

Do you remember when Bono said SF dining was better than KC?

[Hammock Parties]

@HermR2P2
Bowe late with my donuts AGAIN.

[Hammock Parties]

@SMUSoccerHunt$
I'm the tax maaaaaaaaaaaan

[Titty Meat]

@mocarthon
Ean randolphs dump still hasn't been flushed. Portapotty drill canceled

[Strongside]

Do you remember when Bono said SF dining was better than KC?

Haha, no I totally forgot about that. I've tried to erase him from my memory bank.

[Chiefs=Champions]

@coachhermed #fignewtons old training camp thread had me all flustrated. I did a bad
Job, terrible job! And thats on me!

[noa]

@JuniorSiavii
If I wasn't wearing this spit hood, Matt Cassel would be drenched right now.

[Hammock Parties]

@HughDouglas
It's time, woman.

[Chiefs=Champions]

@tylaw*#fallingover it's quite possible this field is*not entirely stable.

[Strongside]

@RyanSims
#donuts

[Hammock Parties]

@TysonTheJackson5tec
Would you like to stay for lunch? We're having MONEY

[BigMeatballDave]

@PriestHolmes
#Nachos

[BigMeatballDave]

@JoeHorn
I fucked a HOFers wife

[boogblaster]

piss on my donuts ,,,,

[Strongside]

@AndreRison
#niggacantcatchabreak Not another house fire. Gotta stop dating these hood rats.

[Hammock Parties]

@GamesHunt
Hell ain't a bad place to be

[Strongside]

@DonaldStephenson
The only sacks I'll be getting this year are going to be filled with ganja. #YOLO

[Hammock Parties]

Mods, rename thread title "FAKE TWEETS FROM TRAINING CAMP"

[Strongside]

Oh these were supposed to be fake? Shit.

[mr. tegu]

@dcolquitt2
guys picking on me again and I was last in line at lunch again today so not much left. #nosoupforme

[KCrockaholic]

I'm glad we have a new training camp thread to post real tweets in.

[Hammock Parties]

@DBowe82
fucking Babb

[DeezNutz]

@No$Hunt
Thanks for the cable, taxpayers.

[Titty Meat]

@chiefsplanet
Frankies moms a whore

[RealSNR]

@planewerideeveryday
OH SHIT I'M BREAKING APART IN MIDAIR #scary

[-King-]

@AndreRison
#niggacantcatchabreak Not another house fire. Gotta stop dating these hood rats.

Wtf?
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[BigMeatballDave]

Wtf?
Posted via Mobile Device

Left Eye burned Rison's house down.

[CoMoChief]

Someone needs to ban Frankie for being the internet's biggest crybaby.

[KCUnited]

@kellygregg
do these jeans make my ass look fat?

[Chiefs=Champions]

@dafaceanalpencilmaster

[farmerchief]

Great idea, hope it works! Other thread was filled with people just '"yappin'"

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'm going to laugh my ass off when the mods decide to merge this with the thread he was trying to replace.

Fucking attention whore.

Holy shit, even better. Good work fellas.

LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

@JonNotAlecBaldwin
can't wait to get paaaaaaid #umaddbo

[KCUnited]

@garyjoshlin
Casshel sucksh

[DaKCMan AP]

With all due respect to Frankie, your and idiot. Blah blah blah blah blah attention whore blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you're pathetic blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Again, sorry Frankie.

[bevischief]

ROFL

[Dante84]

delete...

[Pablo]

@garyjoshlin
Casshel sucksh

The best yet.

[Pablo]

@MitchHolthus
Haven't seen a 3 way competition like this since Frankie's mom in a bukkake

Nice.

[Bowser]

@felixbaumgartner

Who is this Frankie person, and why is he excited about me not breaking a 50 year old record?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Frankie must become a wrestler to save face.

[CoMoChief]

I can not express enough.....how much cock this thread sucks.

[KCrockaholic]

Jamaal Charles ‏@jcharles25
Up early taking a drug test!!! I'm can't go back to bed now!

[Strongside]

@RickyStanzi
@MattCassel7 whatcha thinkin bout?

@MattCassel7
@RickyStanzi I dunno...football stuffs I guess.

[CoMoChief]

Frankie must become a wrestler to save face.

HELL YEAH!!!!

[RealSNR]

@John_Wayne
"With all due respect?" Fuck you, Frankie.