Mizzou shoos exercising coeds away from its practice

[notorious]

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/gary-pinkel-shoos-exercising-coeds-away-mizzou-practice-151740178--ncaaf.html


As Missouri prepares for its first season in the SEC, it's all about minimizing distractions.

So when two coeds were running the stadium steps while Mizzou was practicing at Faurot Field, the Tigers' coaching staff had to put an end to that fitness regimen immediately.

According to sports reporter Eric Blumberg of KOMU-TV in Columbia, Mo., the two women were nicely asked to come back later to finish their exercise. Of course, Blumberg managed to get a photo of the coeds before they were ushered out of the stadium.

If the Missouri coaching staff thinks those two girls are going to be a distraction, they have no idea what their team is in for when they visit an SEC stadium. Sundresses as far as the eye can see, people. If anything, coach Gary Pinkel should welcome all coeds into the stadium during practice to run the stairs, jump up and down and cheer, sip mixed drinks in tents with chandeliers, yell "Hotty Toddy," whatever. It would be as much preparation for the SEC as any of the Tigers' on-field drills.

[eazyb81]

Potential Georgia spies. Can't take any chances.

[Mr. Laz]

You know how i know you're gay .....

[notorious]

The body on the girl in front.............

[Pitt Gorilla]

Q

[Rain Man]

I was going to comment on the article, but got distracted by the attached photo of two chicks running down stairs.

[notorious]

Q

Booooooooo!

[gblowfish]

I think I just got a Woody Widenhofer!

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

glad I clicked this thread.

[loochy]

this thread is worthless without high resolution zoomed in pics

[allen_kcCard]

We need a CP sleuth to find out who they are, with links to additional pics on facebook or twitter or something!

[loochy]

We need a CP sleuth to find out who they are, with links to additional pics on facebook or twitter or something!

I agree. This needs to happen.

[Dr. Gigglepants]

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[loochy]

@KristinS14
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http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2284289491/dejtdc9fq0z4ibeglsyg.jpeg

http://p.twimg.com/ArnUcJrCQAARvbs.jpg:large

[saphojunkie]

Odds that those girls aren't there to get themselves a first round baby daddy...

zero.

zero to zero.

This isn't me saying this - those are the Vegas odds.

[notorious]

Closeups = Meh.

[loochy]

Closeups = Meh.

I know, right? Like my supermodel wife is totally hotter than her...and smarter and richer too.

[allen_kcCard]

Must be the second one.

[Predarat]

A 10 in Mizzou is an 8 at most SEC schools.

[notorious]

I know, right? Like my supermodel wife is totally hotter than her...and smarter and richer too.

Honestly, yes my wife if prettier then her.

[KChiefs1]

Mizzou is serious this year!

[Renegade]

Is this the importing that Bowe was referring to a couple of years ago?

[Lumpy]

JFC! :facepalm: If trees had tits and vaginas, the majority of you men would become tree-humping hippy-hermits.

[Bane]

Closeups = Meh.

:thumb:

[loochy]

JFC! :facepalm: If trees had tits and vaginas, the majority of you men would become tree-humping hippy-hermits.

well yeah!

if only a tree could make us a sandwich...

[allen_kcCard]

JFC! :facepalm: If trees had tits and vaginas, the majority of you men would become tree-humping hippy-hermits.

If trees looked like that first girl......gladly!

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

If trees looked like that first girl......gladly!

But only from a distance!

[Amnorix]

JFC! :facepalm: If trees had tits and vaginas, the majority of you men would become tree-humping hippy-hermits.


How long did it take you to figure this out?

Just in case ----- water is wet and the sky is blue...




:p

[allen_kcCard]

JFC! :facepalm: If trees had tits and vaginas, the majority of you men would become tree-humping hippy-hermits.

We would still need to wear protection:

http://www.baileysonline.com/prod_images/35700_L.jpg

And a NSFW pic would likely look something like this:

http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/ehow/images/a07/2e/0k/forestry-logging-jobs-1.1-800x800.jpg

[gblowfish]

JFC! :facepalm: If trees had tits and vaginas, the majority of you men would become tree-humping hippy-hermits.

Ok, so this 13 year old farm boy gets taken out into the woods by his dad to talk about "the facts of life." Dad explains everything and the boy says 'Dad, how will I get to be any good at sex once I do find a girl and marry her? " Dad says, "Well son, just find a tree out here in the woods with a nice tight knot hole and practice until that day comes." So eight years goes by, the boy meets a girl, they get married, and whisk away for the honeymoon. In the honeymoon suite the bride comes out in lingerie. The boy tears his clothes off, grabs his bride by the shoulders, and starts shaking her violently. "What the HELL are you DOING???" says the bride.

And the boy says "Checking for squirrels."

[listopencil]

JFC! :facepalm: If trees had tits and vaginas, the majority of you men would become tree-humping hippy-hermits.

If trees had tits and vaginas it would already be legal to marry trees.