I passed 30k and didn't even notice

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

... but I feel like I'm supposed to make a big deal of it. That's what people do, right?

Thank you for your friendships and your enemyships and for the rep, both pos and neg and for calling me out for things I never even said and for having more Chiefs/Royals/sports-in-general information than any other single place on the internet (that I care about at least) and for poop threads and mega threads and repository threads and pictures of girls and rambling on and on and for giving me my best friend in real life ChiefPlanet.

Here's to the next 30k.

Yeah I'm not leaving, you don't get off that easy.

[In58men]

Attention whore ;-)

[Rasputin]

Congrats Dr. Fever

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Attention whore ;-)

Word.

[Dayze]

Congrats......pussy. Lol

[Jenson71]

Congrats! We are going to throw you a party at this year's Planet Bash.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Congrats......pussy. Lol

Word.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Congrats! We are going to throw you a party at this year's Planet Bash.

That would be fun.

[lewdog]

Congrats beerme, happy you ain't leaving this place. More country music videos please!

[Hammock Parties]

congrats on bein such a lil bitch round hea for so long

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Congrats beerme, happy you ain't leaving this place. More country music videos please!

Posted some tonight love.

[007]

n00b

[Ceej]

Congrats! We are going to throw you a party at this year's Planet Bash.

LMAO LMAO

[lewdog]

Congrats! We are going to throw you a party at this year's Planet Bash.

Um, you heard they cancelled that right?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

LMAO LMAO

The funny thing is if anyone actually believed that crap. If so then so be it. Nzoner and I have been friends irl for years.

[SAUTO]

how did this thread start if you didnt notice?

[Bowser]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1043375/barkley-head-shake-o.gif

[In58men]

Congrats! We are going to throw you a party at this year's Planet Bash.

http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-fab6-0f42.jpg

ROFL

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

n00b

word

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

how did this thread start if you didnt notice?

I noticed after the fact. Hello... McFly...

[morphius]

I think I have passed 30K a few times now, I haven't a clue what my count is since it has been messed with a few times.

[Ceej]

The funny thing is if anyone actually believed that crap. If so then so be it. Nzoner and I have been friends irl for years.

Must have been the damn alcohol again.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I think I have passed 30K a few times now, I haven't a clue what my count is since it has been messed with a few times.

You always have to be better than me.

Why do you hate me?

(that's just a joke Stevie)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Must have been the damn alcohol again.

Not on my end.

[Bugeater]

Damn, I thought I only had a couple hundred. Where the fuck did those other 45,000 come from?

[Chiefshrink]

Congratulations on your pay raise:D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Congratulations on your pay raise:D

Really? There's pay for wasting this much time? I knew I was getting screwed. I need to pm Bob Dole and get this straightened out.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Damn, I thought I only had a couple hundred. Where the **** did those other 45,000 come from?

Those were the fuck off n00b posts.

[morphius]

You always have to be better than me.

Why do you hate me?

(that's just a joke Stevie)
Stevie? Ich glaube ihr habt mich verwirrt mit jemand anderem.

[Bugeater]

Those were the fuck off n00b posts.
I didn't think those counted.

[lewdog]

You know what really grinds me gears?


Some n00b comes here and starts a bigger thread than I have ever accomplished in my time here.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Stevie? Ich glaube ihr habt mich verwirrt mit jemand anderem.

Sigh. I know you aren't Stevie. I directed that second and third line to him because he's taken it seriously before... like I was really being that pathetic.

It's just an inside joke between me, Lumpy and Inmem58.

[morphius]

Sigh. I know you aren't Stevie. I directed that second and third line to him because he's taken it seriously before... like I was really being that pathetic.

It's just an inside joke between me, Lumpy and Inmem58.
I figured as much, but wanted to make sure. I know I'm rather forgettable, lol.

[Bugeater]

Sigh. I know you aren't Stevie. I directed that second and third line to him because he's taken it seriously before... like I was really being that pathetic.

It's just an inside joke between me, Lumpy and Inmem58.
Hey wait a cotton-pickin' minute here...I'm in on that joke too. Why do you hate me?

[007]

Damn, I thought I only had a couple hundred. Where the **** did those other 45,000 come from?

10pm thread

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You know what really grinds me gears?


Some n00b comes here and starts a bigger thread than I have ever accomplished in my time here.

Maybe you should try to be cooler....? Just a thought.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey wait a cotton-pickin' minute here...I'm in on that joke too. Why do you hate me?

Because you hated me first. Hateful one.

[Bugeater]

"The Hateful One" would be a great tagline.

[Ace Gunner]

"I passed 30k and didn't even notice"

Me neither:D

(I am but a n00b so I should not congratulate you but congrats)

[lewdog]

Maybe you should try to be cooler....? Just a thought.

But I don't want to be like Bug. I like kids and don't have a lawn.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

"I passed 30k and didn't even notice"

Me neither:D

(I am but a n00b so I should not congratulate you but congrats)

You have the most obvious username here. I should either give you kudos or make fun of you for it. I haven't decided yet.

[pimpchief]

You know what really grinds me gears?


Some n00b comes here and starts a bigger thread than I have ever accomplished in my time here.

Your avatar freaks me out.

[pimpchief]

You have the most obvious username here. I should either give you kudos or make fun of you for it. I haven't decided yet.

Mine is the most obvious

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

But I don't want to be like Bug. I like kids and don't have a lawn.

If you want to be cool don't be like Bug. Maybe be like Red 'N Fiesty. Who doesn't think she's cool?

[Bugeater]

Your avatar freaks me out.
I had to adblock that thing the first day he was here.

[lewdog]

Your avatar freaks me out.

Mike Tyson freaks me out. It is shocking to see what two peoples gene pool can create.

I had to adblock that thing the first day he was here.

Wow, what a softy. Never knew you were so weak.

[morphius]

10pm thread
If only people from Omaha could actually read numbers...

[Ace Gunner]

You have the most obvious username here. I should either give you kudos or make fun of you for it. I haven't decided yet.

I was very surprised it was not previously taken. If it was, I was prepared to spend another 600 milliseconds figuring another handle:D

[Planetman]

Drnoonanjohnnybeermefever is my favorite poster (until this thread falls off the front page).

May you post as long as you want but never want, as long as you post.

:toast:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I was very surprised it was not previously taken. If it was, I was prepared to spend another 600 milliseconds figuring another handle:D

Well... most people try to be somewhat creative. No offense.

:)

[milkman]

I have never made a big deal out of passing any numerical milestone around here.

You all should be more like me.

[pimpchief]

I think that guys name is pimp.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Drnoonanjohnnybeermefever is my favorite poster (until this thread falls off the front page).

May you post as long as you want but never want, as long as you post.

:toast:

Wow. I'm not even close to worthy of this post.

(let's keep this on the front page for like a year guys)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I have never made a big deal out of passing any numerical milestone around here.

You all should be more like me.

You're above it all though milk. We all know that and respect you for it.

[Planetman]

I have never made a big deal out of passing any numerical milestone around here.

You all should be more like me.
OK. Who's the first person i get to call a dumbass?

[Bugeater]

Wow, what a softy. Never knew you were so weak.I get annoyed fairly easily.

[Ceej]

I have never made a big deal out of passing any numerical milestone around here.

You all should be more like me.

I would rather not be old and senile.

:)

[Coach]

OK. Who's the first person i get to call a dumbass?

Dumbass.





:D

[Planetman]

Wow. I'm not even close to worthy of this post.

(let's keep this on the front page for like a year guys)
I'm trying to impress that chick who wants you to choke her out during sex. Don't screw this up.

[milkman]

OK. Who's the first person i get to call a dumbass?

You have a mirror, right?

[Coach]

You have a mirror, right?

ROFL

Nice....

[milkman]

I would rather not be old and senile.

:)

What were we talking about?

[Planetman]

Dumbass.





:D
Oh yeah!!!? You're a DOUBLE dumbass!!! HA!!!






:D

[lewdog]

I get annoyed fairly easily.

Well then I am sorry to have caused you undo stress in your life, Bug.

[Ceej]

What were we talking about?

Prune juice and recliners,

[Planetman]

You have a mirror, right?
Well yeah but I'm a vampire. No reflection. Kinda takes all the fun out of it.

[Coach]

Oh yeah!!!? You're a DOUBLE dumbass!!! HA!!!






:D

You can't double dumbass a dumbass. Try again.



:D

[Planetman]

ROFL

Nice....
Don't encourage him, damnit.

[milkman]

Prune juice and recliners,

I don't shit on recliners.

That's what dumbasses are for.

[Bugeater]

Well then I am sorry to have caused you undo stress in your life, Bug.Eh, it's an avatar. I thought it was amusing for five seconds or so and then I got annoyed by it and I adblocked it. No stress involved whatsoever.

[Planetman]

You can't double dumbass a dumbass. Try again.



:D
The profanity filter will come into play if I respond to that.

nlm

[Coach]

Don't encourage him, damnit.

Ah, he's old and senile, sometimes he kind of forgets what he's trying to say.



:D

[Coach]

The profanity filter will come into play if I respond to that.

nlm

Then un-filter it then. Heh.

[Planetman]

Ah, he's old and senile, sometimes he kind of forgets what he's trying to say.



:D
Are you kidding? Sometimes he forgets his own address. :D

[Planetman]

Then un-filter it then. Heh.
Now you're trying to get me banned. That's just mean. :p

[milkman]

Are you kidding? Sometimes he forgets his own address. :D

I don't forget my own address.

It's......


Wait why would I tell you that?


Wait, why were you asking me about a dress?

Wait, I don't wear a dress, you sick fuck.

[Ceej]

I don't shit on recliners.

That's what dumbasses are for.

That's okay.

We know you can't help it some times.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm trying to impress that chick who wants you to choke her out during sex. Don't screw this up.

People here remember too much.

That said I think this is the weekend. We're going out of town together Saturday.

[Planetman]

I don't forget my own address.

It's......


Wait why would I tell you that?


Wait, why were you asking me about a dress?

Wait, I don't wear a dress, you sick ****.
LMAO

[Planetman]

People here remember too much.

That said I think this is the weekend. We're going out of town together Saturday.
I have a spare vial of sulfuric acid to burn off your fingerprints if you need to remove them prior to the murder charges. :p

[Frazod]

n00b

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I have a spare vial of sulfuric acid to burn off your fingerprints if you need to remove them prior to the murder charges. :p

She weighs 1/3rd what I weigh and yet I'm a little scared.

edit... ok not 1/3rd.... but a lot less.

[Coach]

Now you're trying to get me banned. That's just mean. :p

Who me? Nah, I'm just encouraging you to express your freedom of speech!

[Planetman]

She weighs 1/3rd what I weigh and yet I'm a little scared.
Just give her a Lin Elliott jersey to wear. The rest will come natural. Trust me. :D

[Planetman]

Who me? Nah, I'm just encouraging you to express your freedom of speech!
Mhmmm lol

[Coach]

I don't forget my own address.

It's......


Wait why would I tell you that?


Wait, why were you asking me about a dress?

Wait, I don't wear a dress, you sick fuck.

*sighs*

It's Add-ress... not dress. Besides, nobody in here is interested in seeing you in a pink princess dress, sorry to get your hopes up.

[Coach]

Just give her a the kicker that shall go unnamedt jersey to wear. The rest will come natural. Trust me. :D

Nice. That's a perfect plan (assuming she turns out dead and doesn't testify against the suspect) to get someone dead in a hurry by giving a person the kicker who shall be un-named jersey, and tell them to go to the Paseo St from 41st St to Forest St.....

[milkman]

*sighs*

It's Add-ress... not dress. Besides, nobody in here is interested in seeing you in a pink princess dress, sorry to get your hopes up.

It's not a princess dress.

It's a fairy dress.

[Coach]

It's not a princess dress.

It's a fairy dress.

Well... with all respect, if I ever actually see you wearing a fairy dress, then I will be doing this to my own eyes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Gifs/zzantis3gp5.gif

[Lumpy]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/postcountsig.jpg

:p

Congrats, Fever! But, really? A thread about it? LMAO

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/postcountsig.jpg

:p

Congrats, Fever! But, really? A thread about it? LMAO

Apparently I crave atrention. /CP

[Coach]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/postcountsig.jpg

:p

Congrats, Fever! But, really? A thread about it? LMAO

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/34042.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/34042.jpg

I'n not sayin... I'm just sayin... Chris is in for a big debut weekend.

[Phobia]

I didn't even notice the first 29,999.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I didn't even notice the first 29,999.

We've talked... hence you lie.

Not that many of them were worth noticing.