DJ "COULD" have significant case of hemroids

[petegz28]

@adamteicher

Was in the chiefs locker room taking a leak. Heard someone grunting in one of the stalls. Smell was nauseating. DJ finally emerged from the stall

[|Zach|]

You're acting out sort of like children do.

[petegz28]

You're acting out sort of like children do.

Just having a little fun before the long weekend....o:-)

[Titty Meat]

Fake thread

[DaFace]

If this wasn't so dumb, this thread could be bannable.

[petegz28]

If this wasn't so dumb, this thread could be bannable.

I know, I am pushing it. Just having fun with all the peeps freaking out.

[Coach]

In before lock, please.

[cabletech94]

If this wasn't so dumb, this thread could be bannable.

well, dj COULD have hammerhoids. it's possible. might even be significant. o:-)

[MahiMike]

George Brett dislikes this thread.

[Pablo]

Terrible thread is terrible.

[Bugeater]

What. The. Fuck.

[Planetman]

2012 winner of the worst parody thread. Jesus ...

[Ace Gunner]

I hate cinnamon in anything.

[Planetman]

I hate cinnamon in anything.
Can I have your cinnamon toast?

[Dave Lane]

Pete with the worse parody thread in history. Any one surprised? Didn't think so.

[Ace Gunner]

Can I have your cinnamon toast?

Yes. But I don't have any.

[Planetman]

Yes. But I don't have any.
Can I have your box of cinnamon toast crunch instead?

[Coach]

Goddammit, just give him your damned Cinnamon sticks from Domino's, already!!!!

:cuss:

[threebag]

2012 winner of the worst parody thread. Jesus ...

Dont move so fast he still has a few months of posting and we havent seen his best yet

[DaneMcCloud]

You're a fucking idiot, Pete.

[nstygma]

Pete sure knows his shit

http://www.fannydoctor.com/pamph01.html
Everyone has Hemorrhoids
It's a little known but true fact - almost everyone has hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids play a crucial role in normal elimination. Hemorrhoids can sometimes be a serious and troublesome condition when the veins in the rectum or anal area become dilated. Hemorrhoidal discomfort can affect anyone, regardless of age or overall physical condition, from teenagers to the elderly.

[Mugalug]

The hole truth.

[bevischief]

cinnamon works great on hemorrhoids...

[Braincase]

Double-tapered. FTMFW.

[keg in kc]

This deserves banning just for sheer stupidity.

[BoneKrusher]

give him some Preparation H.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Still beats the original spankulation

[Stinger]

This deserves banning just for sheer stupidity.

If this were a rule would it would eliminate 3/4 of what goes on here.

[bevischief]

then the dwarfs

[Pasta Little Brioni]

then the dwarfs

ROFL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

popped the roids

[bevischief]

then left "presents"

[keg in kc]

If this were a rule would it would eliminate 3/4 of what goes on here.And that would be a bad thing?

[petegz28]

then left "presents"

on the throne

[bevischief]

and candy wrappers

[BoneKrusher]

then the dwarfs

LMAO
oops wrong thread.

[Strongside]

Is this going to keep him out week 1? I don't care if he's bleeding through his pants...he'd better be out there.

[BoneKrusher]

Is this going to keep him out week 1? I don't care if he's bleeding through his pants...he'd better be out there.

awesome sig and avatar dude.

[bevischief]

Is this going to keep him out week 1? I don't care if he's bleeding through his pants...he'd better be out there.

They make depends in his size...

[acesn8s]

Roid rage

[bevischief]

Damn midgets...

[Fairplay]

http://i.imgur.com/Zlo6y.jpg

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Tamba Hali hooked me up with some righteous bud. Walgreens on 39th and Broadway.

He said "look at this trick-ass mark with his Gannon jersey, sheeet."

I said "What up sucker MC? Are you going to hook me up or just stand there like a bitch-azz nigga?"

[bevischief]

Butt plug.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Tamba Hali hooked me up with some righteous bud. Walgreens on 39th and Broadway.

He said "look at this trick-ass mark with his Gannon jersey, sheeet."

I said "What up sucker MC? Are you going to hook me up or just stand there like a bitch-azz ****a?"

:spock:

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

:spock:

Now that ain't no way to act. I was gonna tell you my story about going to the titty bar with Jason Campbell and Rolondo McClain, but now I don't wanna. Rolondo pulled a gun on the stripper and she gave him money.

[Caseyguyrr]

Butt plug.
butt bong