***Royals vs. Ranjerks*****

[Demonpenz]

1:10 Start. It is hot as dick out here in left field cheap seats. I attempted to get a girls number but she said I was too old. I am going to book Josh Hamilton into a relapse.

[Demonpenz]

There is 12000 here and still I heard a loud "home of the chiefs"

[stonedstooge]

Demon for the win today. I likey

[Bowser]

Dri-Duck seats FTW.

[Demonpenz]

already saw a slide I would throw a bone in. She looks like she has aids. Probably from an old Josh Hamilton needle.

[Bowser]

already saw a slide I would throw a bone in. She looks like she has aids. Probably from an old Josh Hamilton needle.

LMAO

[Demonpenz]

There is a fat lady next to me eating nachos of some sort. She has lettace in her greedy bangs. She wants Garth Brooks D so bad her fupa looks like the WI kiki wipeout at oceans of fun

[stonedstooge]

Give Joel a cockpunch from his friends at ChiefsPlanet if he comes around

[stonedstooge]

LoCain w00t

[Demonpenz]

Cain just had a great catch the lady behind me just asked about how her husbands nachos tasted cause she is on a diet. She is fat as shit I all give her until the third until she data a waffle cone

[Demonpenz]

Hamilton just went to the clubhouse to call his sponsor on how to handle the emotions on that strike out

[Demonpenz]

I thought. This girls pussy couldn't get more wet than than the site of Garth brooks but then Alex Gordon music came on. It was Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme from WWF ladies and gentleman we have a squirter

[Demonpenz]

Black guy just rooted for Hot Sauce to win the hot dog race.

[stonedstooge]

I thought. This girls pussy couldn't get more wet than than the site of Garth brooks but then Alex Gordon music came on. It was Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme from WWF ladies and gentleman we have a squirter LMAO

[SPchief]

Demon for the game thread win

[Ceej]

There is a fat lady next to me eating nachos of some sort. She has lettace in her greedy bangs. She wants Garth Brooks D so bad her fupa looks like the WI kiki wipeout at oceans of fun

FUPAs make great pillows.

[Bowser]

Black guy just rooted for Hot Sauce to win the hot dog race.

http://chuckcurrie.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c5f6253ef0133f367d008970b-800wi

[stonedstooge]

**** 3-0 Texas

[Demonpenz]

Hot brunette walked past me and I yelled woooo as Soto just parked one.

[Demonpenz]

Wind is blowing out ball should carry well.

[Bowser]

Penz must have hooked up with a chick. It's been 45 minutes since the last update.

[stonedstooge]

Chen gives up 4 gopher balls so far. 6-0

[Demonpenz]

I was talking to rangers fans out here in left. I asked them how many times did Nolan Ryan hot robin Ventura.

[Demonpenz]

Hosmer sucks this year. JT Snow II

[Demonpenz]

Aweful play in right.

[Demonpenz]

Aweful play in left

[stonedstooge]

Royals score 3 in the 6th. 6-3

[Demonpenz]

Hardest ball hit is an out

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

1:10 Start. It is hot as dick out here in left field cheap seats. I attempted to get a girls number but she said I was too old. I am going to book Josh Hamilton into a relapse.

So dick is hot in your world. Hey man I don't judge.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hamilton just went to the clubhouse to call his sponsor on how to handle the emotions on that strike out

That one brought the lawlz

[stonedstooge]

typical for Leadhead Ned, should have done the paybacks back when the Royals were still in the hunt

[tmw4h5]

lololol, Ryan called him a crybaby.

[stonedstooge]

Bring in Herrera and hit another one

[Al Bundy]

Coleman and the Royaltards just got owned hard by the Rangers.

[Shogun]

Bring in Herrera and hit another one

let one of em take a 102 mph fastball to the head

[gblowfish]

I agree. Bring in Herrera and drill the next guy. So what? He'll still be ready to pitch tomorrow.

Typical Royals fail. Drill a guy for being a hot dog, then give up a two run dinger on the next pitch.

Face Palm Bad.

[gblowfish]

Let's see if they throw at one of our guys in the ninth. That could start a real baseball fight.

[stonedstooge]

Let's see if they throw at one of our guys in the ninth. That could start a real baseball fight.

Hope they bring in Frenchy as a pinch hitter. He needs a shot to the head

[stonedstooge]

Shit

[Al Bundy]

The Rangers came in and punked the Royals today. Good job girls.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

There has been a lot of people punking the royals for the past 10+ years, sir.

[PunkinDrublic]

Glad we didn't give Darvish a perfect game. The way they talk about the Rangers down here, you'd think they'd won 10 WS titles. I can't wait to watch them choke in the postseason.

[Demonpenz]

it would be nice if we retaliated against the rangers by getting outs and not giving baserunners to a team that crushes homeruns.

[Shogun]

Glad we didn't give Darvish a perfect game. The way they talk about the Rangers down here, you'd think they'd won 10 WS titles. I can't wait to watch them choke in the postseason.

http://www.bloodyfists.net/forums/images/smilies/nolan2.gif

[GloryDayz]

And these kids wonder why the city can't get behind them very much.. LOL!! You plunk a guy, then have the net doode go yard on you.. Sooooooo Royals!