The *Positive* Matt Cassel Thread

[Deberg_1990]

In an effort to promote goodwill and remain slightly more positive as we head in to Sunday…..What in your opinion are the things Cassel does well? NO negatives allowed. What are the positives about the man?




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[RealSNR]

He has a nice ass

[Micjones]

Okay, can we just go back to Cassel-bashing? This thread is gay already.

[Molitoth]

He's about as positive as HIV.

[notorious]

This thread made me chuckle. That's good, right?

[notorious]

LA Chieftan and New England fan circle jerk is imminent.

[RealSNR]

Okay, can we just go back to Cassel-bashing because this thread is gay already.
What? Look at his ass some time. It looks nice. I'm trying to be a real fan here, damn it!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He's had a great career.....for a 7th round draft pick.

[Deberg_1990]

That's good, right?

Yes. Surely you can think of good one play the man has made.

[BoneKrusher]

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[Rasputin]

I am *Positive* Matt Cassel sucks.

[Scorp]

If there was a Hall of Fame for batted down balls and bubble screen passes he would be inducted.

[the Talking Can]

he gives great head according to pioli

[L.A. Chieffan]

Fuck Matt Cassell. What a loser. What the hell is wrong with you guys?

[Rasputin]

Matt Cassel can test *Positive* for HIV get the AIDSTREE & die.

[Sofa King]

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[Setsuna]

He panics in the face of pressure or phantom pressure better than anyone QB I've ever seen since I've been born.

[007]

I positively believe that Matt Cassel is NOT the future. Even on the day that we traded for him.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Matt Cassel adventure

[notorious]

Yes. Surely you can think of good one play the man has made.

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Alright.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Cassel>SyFy original movies

[notorious]

**** Matt Cassell. What a loser. What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Bizarro Chiefsplanet?!?!

[notorious]

Cassel>SyFy original movies

I would call that a tie.







Ballbreaker. LMAO

[Deberg_1990]

Alright.

Hell yea! Awesome play. The vision, timing, footwork…all excellent.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Cassel>Deberg threads :fire:

[Sofa King]

Yes. Surely you can think of good one play the man has made.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7265934/kansas-city-chiefs-place-matt-cassel-injured-reserve

The Kansas City Chiefs have placed quarterback Matt Cassel on injured reserve with a hand injury, ending his season.



Best move he's ever made was the move to the IR

[KCUnited]

He spreads the ball around. /crossbar

[BoneKrusher]

trying my best to think of something positive.
his deeper passes looks like punts, maybe he could be added to the roster as an emergency punter?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He can miss tossing a hat on his head like anyone I've ever seen

[Hammock Parties]

Hell yea! Awesome play. The vision, timing, footwork…all excellent.

Is this a joke?

Cassel made one of the worst throws I've ever seen on that play.

Bowe had to make a highlight reel catch to snag it...and he was open by 10 yards.

[BoneKrusher]

He can miss tossing a hat on his head like anyone I've ever seen

yeah, this is positive.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

yeah, this is positive.

Helps keep his hairline from receding too fast ;)

[BoneKrusher]

he does awesome TD celebrations.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Grades himself perfectly even when a busts his nut in under a minute.

[Deberg_1990]

Is this a joke?

Cassel made one of the worst throws I've ever seen on that play.

Bowe had to make a highlight reel catch to snag it...and he was open by 10 yards.


Aww…..look who this thread brought out? Surely you Mr. “Videotape” with your hours and hours of footage can dig through and find some throw or play he made that was decent? I challenge you to find one good throw or highlight reel to put together for our viewing pleasure.

[BoneKrusher]

Grades himself perfectly even when a busts his nut in under a minute.

yeah that's another quality asset.

[loochy]

he tries hard?

[QuikSsurfer]

Aww…..look who this thread brought out? Surely you Mr. “Videotape” with your hours and hours of footage can dig through and find some throw or play he made that was decent? I challenge you to find one good throw or highlight reel to put together for our viewing pleasure.

It's not worth it and who really gives a shit?

[QuikSsurfer]

he tries hard?

lol -- that he does.

[Sofa King]

Aww…..look who this thread brought out? Surely you Mr. “Videotape” with your hours and hours of footage can dig through and find some throw or play he made that was decent? I challenge you to find one good throw or highlight reel to put together for our viewing pleasure.

All of his highlights can be found under the Dwayne Bowe highlight reel under the "incredible circus catch" title.

[Hammock Parties]

Aww…..look who this thread brought out? Surely you Mr. “Videotape” with your hours and hours of footage can dig through and find some throw or play he made that was decent? I challenge you to find one good throw or highlight reel to put together for our viewing pleasure.

Sure, I could.

Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.

But fuck him, fuck showing you or anyone else trying to be positive that play, and fuck this thread.

[Hammock Parties]

Here's something positive about Matt Cassel.

He sucks so fucking hard he will get Pioli fired sooner rather than later.

[Deberg_1990]

Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.



Thank you. I knew you could do it. This will be my new signature BTW. : )

[The Iron Chief]

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Hey I'm trying too...its hard but I did enjoy this TD.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Threw a TD pass to McCluster that caused someone to disappear for awhile ;)

[Predarat]

He was a decent backup in New England.

[Reerun_KC]

This should bring out the crybabies

[loochy]

one time he got a lot of yards in denver when we were losing like 80-0 or something

[Agent V]

That was a fantastic throw and catch in the Halloween game. Too bad Jaws, Gruden, and that other guy were bickering like fucking children while it was happening.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

That was a fantastic throw and catch in the Halloween game. Too bad Jaws, Gruden, and that other guy were bickering like fucking children while it was happening.

He could announce better than those 3 stooges. Another positive!!

[Dave Lane]

If he has 30 seconds to make a decision to throw he's as good as Gannon.

[Fish]

Cassel really elevates the play of Dustin Colquitt.

[Dave Lane]

If the other team rushes absolutely no one its 3-4 seconds before he panics.

[BoneKrusher]

one time, he made the pro bowl.

[Fire Me Boy!]

No Cassel thread is complete without this:

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/3033732_o.gif

[Fire Me Boy!]

He's better than Jamarcus Russel!

[beach tribe]

PA is going to be Cassel's best friend, and he will pay above average because of it.

[the Talking Can]

he hasn't given his wife his aids...

[BoneKrusher]

No Cassel thread is complete without this:

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gotta love it.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Frequent bowel movements

[QuikSsurfer]

No Cassel thread is complete without this:

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Wish that were the full clip -- I remember him looking up at the camera a few seconds after the miss.. it was both pathetic and sad.

[Bump]

Cassel does a fantastic end zone celebration and can put on a hat with the best of them.

[Molitoth]

Wish that were the full clip -- I remember him looking up at the camera a few seconds after the miss.. it was both pathetic and sad.

Same with the celebration fail gif.

It would be so much better if it had the rest of the celebration in it... where Cassel is on his knee's yelling at the sky and shaking his fists with a roar.

[QuikSsurfer]

Same with the celebration fail gif.

It would be so much better if it had the rest of the celebration in it... where Cassel is on his knee's yelling at the sky and shaking his fists with a roar.

ROFL
Did that really happen? - please say yes
"I defy you stars!"

[Reerun_KC]

Cassel is the only guy in the NFL that can make a handful of grown men bleed from their vagina's...

For that and all the help he gave the folks in Joplin, I applaud him.

[bevischief]

His ass looked good in those Depends commercials.

[Hammock Parties]

Wish that were the full clip -- I remember him looking up at the camera a few seconds after the miss.. it was both pathetic and sad.

http://i.imgur.com/5aX1g.gif

[QuikSsurfer]

http://i.imgur.com/5aX1g.gif

ROFL

Thanks.

[Setsuna]

No Cassel thread is complete without this:

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ROFL. Why didn't he just pick it up?? LMAO :banghead:

[HemiEd]

LA Chieftan and New England fan circle jerk is imminent.

I am betting that before I read past this post, Pawnmower ends up as the pivot man.

[HemiEd]

he does awesome TD celebrations.

LMAO Yeah, ok. He makes us all so proud to watch him each time. Something new to laugh about comes out of each one.

[Baby Lee]

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[Baby Lee]

I am betting that before I read past this post, Pawnmower ends up as the pivot man.

The 'Lucky Pierre' is now the Lucky Pawnmower

[HemiEd]

The 'Lucky Pierre' is now the Lucky Pawnmower

Heh, missed on that one! :)

[Chiefspants]

http://i.imgur.com/5aX1g.gif

ROFL, the gif that had "deal with it" attached to end of it was my favorite gif of 2011.

[Art Vader]

Matt Cassel gives mediocre people in society hope that their dreams can come true even though they're obviously not good enough and shouldn't be trusted with such rare opportunities and responsibilities.

Matt Cassel is probably an extremely pleasant person to be around in everyday life and shows you that an undying positive attitude and work ethic mixed with little to no talent can get you very far in this world... even to the top!

Matt Cassel has the power to win over his supervisors enough to make them mislead an entire fan base about bringing in others to compete with him, just to have that same fan base lie down and accept that falsehood whilst continuing to support their beloved organization even in the repeated dawn of apparent and continuous failure.

Matt Cassel completely blocks out his critics, always smiling it off, even in the worst of circumstances.

Matt Cassel is an embodiment of the American Dream.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Matt Cassell has made me punch a baby once. But it's a good thing, turns out that baby is evil.

kudos to Matt on that one.

[Graystoke]

There are 420 Anagrams when you put "Matt Cassel" in the coomputer.

My Favs:

Tact Am Less
Slam Tat Sec
Tact Ass Elm
Cat Ass Melt
Cat As Smelt
Cat As Melts
Cat Salts Me
Act Ass Melt
Act As Smelt
Cast At Elms
Talc At Mess
A Scat Smelt

And the Number one good anagram of Matt Cassel is....

Acts Lamest


Good job

[Dirty Bird]

He did make the Pro-Bowl in 2011. So he was doing something right?

[Lumpy]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1287499/pioli.gif

[DaWolf]

He's a great guy to have next door if your house catches on fire...

[whoman69]

I got nothing.

[TEX]

I got nothing.

Me either.

[Reerun_KC]

Me either.I am pretty positive I dont want Scott Mitchell 2.0 running this offense anymore...

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL, the gif that had "deal with it" attached to end of it was my favorite gif of 2011.

http://i.imgur.com/65BFe.gif

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

See my sig...

[BoneKrusher]

See my sig...
LMAO
that's the dorkiest thing i've ever seen in all my time watching pro sports.

he seems fuckin so uncoordinated.

[Reerun_KC]

LMAO
that's the dorkiest thing i've ever seen in all my time watching pro sports.

he seems ****in so uncoordinated.

Seriously? If you wasnt so hell bent on sucking the Cassel hate cock.. You would remember jewels like this.

MdWK-aam0Jo

[BoneKrusher]

Seriously? If you wasnt so hell bent on sucking the Cassel hate cock.. You would remember jewels like this.

MdWK-aam0Jo

i still thnk Cassel was funnier, hell he was down three scores and he acted like he just won the super bowl. LMAO

then he falls flat on his ass on national TV.

[BoneKrusher]

one time Cassel broke his finger, that's a positive.

[QuikSsurfer]

See my sig...

Again, is there a full version of this clip? Or is that?
I remember seeing it live but can't remember if there was more after that or if they camera cut to something else..

[Reerun_KC]

i still thnk Cassel was funnier, hell he was down three scores and he acted like he just won the super bowl. LMAO

then he falls flat on his ass on national TV.

:facepalm:

[BoneKrusher]

:facepalm:

facepalm all you want, that's exactly how the rest of universe saw it.

[HemiEd]

i still thnk Cassel was funnier, hell he was down three scores and he acted like he just won the super bowl. LMAO

then he falls flat on his ass on national TV.

Yeah, I think that was even as funny as the hat miss. Fucking up a TD celebration is priceless, and he does it with more consistency than his completion percentage.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

facepalm all you want, that's exactly how the rest of universe saw it.

Everyone will forget that outside of people here. The Gus thing is legendary dude. Head butting a brick wall LMAO

[BoneKrusher]

Everyone will forget that outside of people here. The Gus thing is legendary dude. Head butting a brick wall LMAO

Cassel's fall is a big deal around here, (Virginia) maybe it's because i'm a KC fan.

[Reerun_KC]

Cassel's fall is a big deal around here, (Virginia) maybe it's because i'm a KC fan.

Rainbows and unicorns in your world....

[Reerun_KC]

Everyone will forget that outside of people here. The Gus thing is legendary dude. Head butting a brick wall LMAO

Its beyond legendary... Will always make the top 10 WTF moments... Remember watching it live...LMAO

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I haven't even met anyone that saw the Cassel play. The hat toss as well. Here is all I see either mentioned.

[Reerun_KC]

I haven't even met anyone that saw the Cassel play. Noone cares about the hat toss either I guess, because here is all I see either mentioned.

Well it means everything to the people of Virginia...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Its beyond legendary... Will always make the top 10 WTF moments... Remember watching it live...LMAO

That and the guy jumping out of the stands to catch the football. Funniest thing ever to happen in a sporting event. OH MY great football moments right there LMAO

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[Hammock Parties]

Again, is there a full version of this clip? Or is that?
I remember seeing it live but can't remember if there was more after that or if they camera cut to something else..

The camera cuts to other players...and later we see a close shot of Cassel going all PLATOON in the end zone.

http://content7.flixster.com/movie/10/86/50/10865025_det.jpg

Also, this rear photo is hilarious. Dat ass.

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2012/08/24/21/37/1lHVOU.SlMa.81.jpeg

[threebag]

Fuck Matt Cassel

[Ming the Merciless]

Im pretty sure no one has ever mentioned these facts but:

1) Matt Cassel played in the PRO BOWL

2) Matt Cassel threw 27 TD's in ONE SEASON

3) Matt Cassel has best fist pumps

[BoneKrusher]

Rainbows and unicorns in your world....

seems like that's your world there dude. :D

[BoneKrusher]

Well it means everything to the people of Virginia...

we have a ball with it.
it friggin funny as hell when you consider it took him two quarters to score, he acts like he just won the lombardi trophy and then the dude falls flat on his ass. LMAO

[007]

At least he didn't sing the new Chiefs song Chiefs Chop. I can't beleive they want people to actually pay for that.

[FlaChief58]

He throws accuratly.............no, that's not it
He has great arm strength.......no, that's no right
He can put his hat on all by himself.......hmmm, nope
Fuck it, I got nothing

[mdchiefsfan]

That and the guy jumping out of the stands to catch the football. Funniest thing ever to happen in a sporting event. OH MY great football moments right there LMAO

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This was awesome.

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[Deberg_1990]

he did manage to throw 2 TDs today....

[FloridaMan88]

he did manage to throw 2 TDs today....

Cassel's entire career is defined by garbage time.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I positively believe that Matt Cassel is NOT the future. Even on the day that we traded for him.

This take sounds strikingly familiar...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

NO ONE dominates the garbage time like Fap Slapple.

No one.

[Three7s]

I'm "positive" that Matt Cassel is the worst QB in the NFL. /thread

[ping2000]

He's a great backup QB. He scores all his points when the team is getting blown out. That's it.

[FlaChief58]

He is positively the worst excuse for an NFL QB the world has ever seen and he's ALL ours!

[the Talking Can]

4 years
$60 mill


this is worse than the Iraq war

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

4 years
$60 mill


this is worse than the Iraq war

LMAO

No one at CP saw this coming.

No, not one.

[007]

We close the bash thread and allow a thread like this? WTF?

[AustinChief]

NO ONE dominates the garbage time like Fap Slapple.

No one.

GARBAGE TIME!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

GARBAGE TIME!


LMAO

That Village People look is SOOOO fit for Matty...

[DrunkBassGuitar]

I might have just been high as shit on kroger's version of ny-quil, but I think I saw him complete at pass that was not only good for 29 yards, but also a TD. So there's that.

Also no one got injured because of his shittiness.

[BoneKrusher]

i'm more positive than ever that Cassel sucks.

[durtyrute]

At the beginning of the season I was ready to give Cassel the benefit of doubt; that was then. Now, I want that fucker off of my team. Anyone that backs him is officially dead to me.

[Pablo]

Fuck this fucking thread and the fuck who started it.

[okcchief]

Matt Cassel is one of the all time best NFL QBs who never started in college.

That's all I got

[Munson]

This thread has AIDS.

[whoman69]

I'm positive I want to get rid of him.

[Chiefnj2]

Screw you guys who want to abandon Cassel. Stay the course. 12 more games and if all goes well Pioli and everyone else will be gone. Cassel is the best hope for 1-15 and a big turnover.

[lewdog]

Screw you guys who want to abandon Cassel. Stay the course. 12 more games and if all goes well Pioli and everyone else will be gone. Cassel is the best hope for 1-15 and a big turnover.

Drafting an O-lineman with the first pick next year won't help Cassel be a better passer.

[Psyko Tek]

He's had a great career.....for a 7th round draft pick.

for his ability he has made more money than should be possible

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Screw you guys who want to abandon Cassel. Stay the course. 12 more games and if all goes well Pioli and everyone else will be gone. Cassel is the best hope for 1-15 and a big turnover.


Wisdom

[Saccopoo]

Screw you guys who want to abandon Cassel. Stay the course. 12 more games and if all goes well Pioli and everyone else will be gone. Cassel is the best hope for 1-15 and a big turnover.

This.

One and Fifteeno for Geno!

[tooge]

he rounds first base fairly well

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He fists himself with stunning accuracy.