There's something howling right outside my house

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's clearly not a dog, doesn't sound like a Coyote. It starts with some short high pitched sounds then goes into a couple longer ones, then back to the short ones, then a low growl then stops. A couple minutes later it happens again.

I live in the middle of town. Zombie apocolypse? Werewolf? Chupacabra?

Am I going to die?

[tk13]

Sasquatch.

[DaneMcCloud]

Lumpy

[Hammock Parties]

alien ghost

[lewdog]

That fucking ghost followed you!

[RealSNR]

Bette Midler

[KcMizzou]

A house cat in heat.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Sasquatch.

I left that one out. I locked my door and I'm glad I don't live on ground level. Looking out the window has been worthless.

[ghak99]

She's just hanging there, In mid air.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Lumpy

She groans and farts... doesn't howl so much.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

A house cat in heat.

It's to "masculine" to be a cat I think.

[DaneMcCloud]

She groans and farts... doesn't howl so much.

Have you ever heard her in heat?

:hmmm:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Have you ever heard her in heat?

:hmmm:

You make a valid point.

[Fishpicker]

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sound like any of these?

[Discuss Thrower]

.

[Rain Man]

It could be a midget tornado.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Whatever it was hasn't made a sound in about 15 minutes and I'm disappointed.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

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sound like any of these?

No... deeper, more drawn out and more masculine.

[cdcox]

Has it been going on for 6 nights in a row? Do you have a horse called wildfire?

If so, I'm betting on a hoot owl.

[KcMizzou]

It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"

Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Has it been going on for 6 nights in a row? Do you have a horse called wildfire?

If so, I'm betting on a hoot owl.

First night... and thank you MMM.

[DaneMcCloud]

It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"

Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared.

I took the trash out one night when we first bought our house. I heard this loud rumble. Scared the shit out of me.

It only turned out to be a 10 point Buck running down the empty lot next door and within 5 feet of me dumping the trash.

No biggie.

:doh!:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"

Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared.

LMAO

The same thing has happened to me. They don't even care that you're there. If you have something with you they just want that.

"leave it and go away, I have shit to do here."

[DaneMcCloud]

It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds.


Just more proof that it's Lumpy.

I hear she wears a mask, as well.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Just more proof that it's Lumpy.

I hear she wears a mask, as well.

Lump left me for Gonzo. She doesn't howl outside my window anymore.

[Shaid]

Go pet it.

[cdcox]

I put oil in my truck this morning. I opened the hood and there is a freaking squirrel inside the engine compartment.

I left my insulated coffee mug (the kind with a lid) in my office over the labor day weekend. Dumped it out on Tuesday and this giant cockroach splatters into the sink.

Nature just needs to stay away.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Seriously, I lifted that plastic lid, and there he was. Staring me in the face. I just chucked it in. They're brave.

Very similar to my experience. The lid was open when I got there. I heard rumbling from within and waited. Big ol coon climbed up the far side and sat on the side of the dumpster and looked at me. I talked to him for probably a whole minute while he stared and tilted his head a couple times. Then I dropped my bag in and he watched it and looked back at me and back down and back at me again. I said "there's some goodies in there, have at it" and I left. I'm sure he had at it.

[KcMizzou]

I put oil in my truck this morning. I opened the hood and there is a freaking squirrel inside the engine compartment.

I left my insulated coffee mug (the kind with a lid) in my office over the labor day weekend. Dumped it out on Tuesday and this giant cockroach splatters into the sink.

Nature just needs to stay away.Go pet them.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I put oil in my truck this morning. I opened the hood and there is a freaking squirrel inside the engine compartment.

I left my insulated coffee mug (the kind with a lid) in my office over the labor day weekend. Dumped it out on Tuesday and this giant cockroach splatters into the sink.

Nature just needs to stay away.

Squirrels and coons... OK. Roaches......... hell no. Throw away that mug.

[KcMizzou]

Shenanigans!

[cdcox]

Go pet them.

Squirrel was too fast.

I did use 14 layers of paper towels to fish the cockroach out of the sink so people wouldn't have to look at that bastard all day. I'm a good citizen.

[KcMizzou]

Squirrels and coons... OK. Roaches......... hell no. Throw away that mug.Roaches... fuck roaches. ugh

[cdcox]

Squirrels and coons... OK. Roaches......... hell no. Throw away that mug.

I scrubbed it out pretty good. Still gave me the willies every time I drank out of it for a couple days. I'm mostly good now.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I scrubbed it out pretty good. Still gave me the willies every time I drank out of it for a couple days. I'm mostly good now.

Please throw it away and buy another. Please. It will make me feel better.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Roaches... **** roaches. ugh

Furry critters are ok. Bugs are bugs and need to die.

[kcmaxwell]

"It's the samsqwantch, Ricky!"

[KcMizzou]

Furry critters are ok. Bugs are bugs and need to die.Roaches first. They signify filth and disease. Spiders, ants... whatever. Roaches creep me out.

[cdcox]

Please throw it away and buy another. Please. It will make me feel better.

When I first got to the office the mug was sitting in a prominent spot on my desk. I had bought a disposable cup of coffee on the way to the office. I immediately concluded that I didn't want to get the cups mixed up. "Better move this out of the way so I don't drink out of it by accident and get a mouth full of cold moldy coffee." Along with a giant cock roach! So at least i avoided that.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Roaches first. They signify filth and disease. Spiders, ants... whatever. Roaches creep me out.

I'll join your brigade. Fuck bugs.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

When I first got to the office the mug was sitting in a prominent spot on my desk. I had bought a disposable cup of coffee on the way to the office. I immediately concluded that I didn't want to get the cups mixed up. "Better move this out of the way so I don't drink out of it by accident and get a mouth full of cold moldy coffee." Along with a giant cock roach! So at least i avoided that.

Please pm me your address and I'll send you a new mug. Please, please, please ditch the roach infested one. Please.

[cdcox]

Please pm me your address and I'll send you a new mug. Please, please, please ditch the roach infested one. Please.

Pretty sure I saw some cock roaches on my BBQ grill too...

[mikey23545]

Sounds like it's going to take forever for you to get over your DT's.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Pretty sure I saw some cock roaches on my BBQ grill too...

Now you're just taunting me. Eat and drink after filth then.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Sounds like it's going to take forever for you to get over your DT's.

I don't know what that means.

[mikey23545]

Same for your denial, I guess...

[cdcox]

The mug is stainless steel and I spent about 3 minutes washing it. I'm pretty sure all the filth was gone.

[Munson]

Is it Rosie O'Donnell in heat? Its rumored that her mating calls can be heard for miles around.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Same for your denial, I guess...

I guess you're being clever. I have no idea though so your point is lost on me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

The mug is stainless steel and I spent about 3 minutes washing it. I'm pretty sure all the filth was gone.

Fine. Don't listen to me. No one ever does.

:)

[RealSNR]

I still say it's Bette Midler

[DanT]

It could be a midget tornado.

LMAO

[bevischief]

Female dwarfs.

[KcMizzou]

Could be a crack head... got hold to the wrong stuff.

[FlaChief58]

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[Bwana]

Old girlfriend? :eek:

I have a pair of night vision Binoculars for times like this.

http://nightvisiongalaxy.com/img-large/images/night-vision-binoculars-atnvoyager3-2-01.jpg

[Ceej]

RIP noonanbeermejohnnyfever.

[Bwana]

RIP noonanbeermejohnnyfever.

:fear:

http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strange_pic_20101209225701_640_480.jpg

[bevischief]

Your ex?

[Saccopoo]

Here you go:

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Bobcat_sounds_audio

[Rasputin]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z119/Kenpachi_luver2894/dingo.jpg

[Ceej]

:fear:

http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strange_pic_20101209225701_640_480.jpg

"Ma!!!! My segment's done!"

That creature sort of looks like John Clayton.

[bevischief]

Go watch "Fourth Kind".

[BoneKrusher]

could it be Prostitutes?

[Bugeater]

:fear:

http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strange_pic_20101209225701_640_480.jpg
Holy shit, is that a real picture? That creeps me all the hell out. Wow.

[bevischief]

Todd Haley?

[Nightfyre]

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjghrGWiQDJRZ55OMPiFJmBa1CSm1uv-44Q9iH0di0lwpD60w5HQ

[Chief_For_Life58]

new jersey devil

[Aries Walker]

First night... and thank you MMM.
Ten points for the awesome old school reference.

Am I going to die?
Well, yes, but not necessarily by this.

[Demonpenz]

Racoons make wierd sounds. Like a woman screaming

[boogblaster]

devil-dog ...

[beach tribe]

It's Ozzy Osbourne.
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[bevischief]

Watch your cornhole... Could be midgets...

[MOhillbilly]

Fox or owl.

[bevischief]

Someone had gas?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Just wanted you guys to know I'm still alive. There were bloody teeth and some bloody hair next to the house this morning and a pentagram drawn in the dirt.

































OK there wasn't but it sounds better than an owl or racoon.

[Bwana]

I'm telling you dude, I think it one of these!

http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strange_pic_20101209225701_640_480.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm telling you dude, I think it one of these!



Reposts don't scare me.


:D

[Lumpy]

She groans and farts... doesn't howl so much.

Taco Bell. Sorry.

Have you ever heard her in heat?

:hmmm:

Just more proof that it's Lumpy.

I hear she wears a mask, as well.

Damn it, Dane! Now everyone knows that I'm Cat Woman. :doh!:

Lump left me for Gonzo. She doesn't howl outside my window anymore.

:eek: I left you for Gonzo when I was 15? How old would that have made you?

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk185/paolalodde/PedoAlert.gif

[Bwana]

Reposts don't scare me.


:D

That wasn't a repost, it was just a reminder. :evil:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

:eek: I left you for Gonzo when I was 15? How old would that have made you?

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk185/paolalodde/PedoAlert.gif

Significantly older than you... which is real life. It wasn't right so I had to let you go. Even though I didn't know you.

[Ming the Merciless]

Ive been practicing by your house....

Sorry to disturb you

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fuNKEy1DEEI/0.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Ive been practicing by your house....

Sorry to disturb you

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fuNKEy1DEEI/0.jpg

You sonofa....

[Lumpy]

Significantly older than you... which is real life. It wasn't right so I had to let you go. Even though I didn't know you.

If you met me and didn't know it was me, you wouldn't know it was me either.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If you met me and didn't know it was me, you wouldn't know it was me either.

Except that I know what you look like.

[Lumpy]

Except that I know what you look like.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg

Eh, never mind. I guess you weren't here for the Badgirl stuff.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg

Eh, never mind. I guess you weren't here for the Badgirl stuff.

I got it.

Sigh.

[Lumpy]

I got it.

Sigh.

Okie dokie. :)