Maturbation Techniques...

[KChiefer]

#1) Put that lotion away on Sundays, you can just use your tears.

#2) For mental stimulation, envision the number of wins the chiefs will have this year.

#3) For clean up, use your chiefs apparel.

This is a great, cost effective way to create the endorphins you are supposed to generate while watching your favorite football team.

[Luke Warm]

I'd need at least 4 snickers bars first

[seclark]

never jerked off to football games.
sorry,
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[gblowfish]

Matter Bation?

[bevischief]

Watching the Chiefs is a turn BIG TURN off.

[KChiefer]

I'd need at least 4 snickers bars first

I see. You prefer to eat facsimiles of the chiefs offense, defense, special teams, and coaching.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ZUE_xceDLo/TDb42dC1fdI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/jUbMRex_j1Q/s1600/caddyshack.jpg

[bevischief]

Midgets.

[Luke Warm]

I see. You prefer to eat facsimiles of the chiefs offense, defense, special teams, and coaching.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ZUE_xceDLo/TDb42dC1fdI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/jUbMRex_j1Q/s1600/caddyshack.jpg

LMAO

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Most won't beat off till draft day anyway

[KChiefer]

never jerked off to football games.
sorry,
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Why not? It's not like it'd be any MORE shameful than if someone walked in on you watching today's game with your pants still on.